Divorced Man Tells
His Side OS Story
! By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: Why not
tell the divorced man's side of
the 5(017 There is one, whether
you know it or
not.
1 walked out
on my wife be
cause she w as a
nagging, sloppy,
stupid battleaxe.
I left the car,
the paid - for
home and every
thing in it. including my bank
book with $3,000. We had an 11
year-old daughter and I wanted
to be as fair as possible.
My wife has had two miserable
marriages since ours. Now she is
living with a man but says this is
perfectly all right because "
body knows." Nobody except our
daughter, that is.
I send support money for the
girl every two weeks without fail.
It goes on my wife's back and I
can't do one thing about it. When
I get my daughter for the day
1 take her downtown to buy cloth
ing because her mother doesn't
spend a dime on her.
How did I get' into this fix?
Simple. My wife's lawyer was
smarter than mine. THE OTH
ER SIDE.
Dear Other Side: There are
more than two lawyers fn this
world. Get a third one and prove
this woman Is an unfit mother.
It should not be difficult if what
you say in your letter Is reason
ably accurate.
The law doesn't work by it
self. It offers the mechanics of
Justice, but people have to help.
Dear Ann Landers: That letter
First Postal
Rate Nil
"The new nickel letter rate re
ccntly enacted into law is the
same poslae rate Americans
paid for letters when the United
States issued its first postage,
stamps 115 years ago," Chet
Langslct, Klamath Falls post
master, said Wednesday. The
new rate goes into effect Jan.
7.
Research shows that in 1847,
the Post Office Department is
sued its first stamps, including a
nickel stamp for the basic pre
paid letter rate.
"A nickel was a lot harder to
come by in those days," Lang
slct added.
Since while living costs
for the American family have
skyrocketed by 1 IB per cent, the
cost of mailing a first-class let
ter has only increased by one
cent, or 33 per cent. At five cents
as in 184" it will still be one of
the greatest bargains in American
historv.
Of the tola! volume of first-;
class letter mail handled locally
and in the nation. 75 per cent is
generated by business concerns
The remaining 25 per cent gen
erally consists of personal let
ters to friends and relatives, and
individual business correspond-!
tnce.
The one-cent increase on first-
class mail will only cost the aver
age family about one half cent
per day, or about $1.80 a year
Patrons alter Jan. 7 must affix
an additional penny stamp when
using four cent stamps to send
first-class letters.
The new five cent stamp will
bear the picture of George Wash
ington and will he printed in blue
In all. more than 70 dillerent
Crcorge Washington stamps have
been issued and the number o
such Washington stamps sold to
tals more lhan 4(15 billion.
from the kid who wanted to quit
school in the 10th grade to take
a job for $88 a week could have
been written by me.
I had a chance to make "big
money," too. A couple of my
buddies told me I was crazy to
waste time in school when I could
be out making a lot of dough. So
1 quit in my junior year to work
in a mill for Sill a week. It was
more money than my dad made
For two w hole months I was on
top of the world. Then business
got slow and I was laid off. I
went from one place to another
looking for a job. The first ques
tion was, "Are you a high school
graduate?
I was out of work for two
months and finally got a job as
a janitor in an office building
(Pav $58 a week. After four
months I decided 1 was a big fool
and I'd better go back to school
or I might be making $58 a week
for the rest of my life.
Now I'm in college a place I
never thought I'd be and I lhank
my lucky stars I woke up in
time.-RUSS
Dear Uuss: This column re
ceived many letters from drop
outs who didn't have- your good
sense, and are now consumed with
regret. Congratulations for having
the judgment and the courage to
go back to school. I feel sorry for
the hundreds who wrote to tell
me thev didn't.
Dear Ann Landers: I took my
two youngsters to a birthday par
ty last week. The birthday girl
was their 8-vear-old cousin.
Mv sister-in-law set a nice ta
ble of refreshments. Thei e in the
center of the table was a large
cake with beautiful dec -rations
and candles.
The candler were lighl-jd and
the children sang "Happy Birth
day To You." I thought surely my
sister-in-law would cut the cake
but she didn't. The birthday girl
made a wish, blew out the can
dles, and then her mother look
the cake into the kitchen.
I could see the children's eyes
following that cake and it made
me sad. Was she right or wrong?
JUST ASKING
Dear Asking: The birthday cake
is traditional. To children, it is
usually the most meaningful part
of the celebration. The cake should
have heen cut for the children.
Confidential to Closet Full of
Rags: Stop blaming your unpopu
larity on your wardrobe,' Young
Lady. Of all the things you wear
your facial expression is the most
important.
If alcohol is robbing vou or
someone vou love of health and
dignity, send for Ann Landers'
booklet. "Help For The Alcoholic."
enclosing wilh your request 20
cents in coin and a long, self-
addressed, stamped envelope.
Ann Landers will be to glad to
help you with your problems. Send
them to her in care of this news
paper enclosing a stamped, self-
addressed envelope.
OSU Professor
Joins Climbers
WASHINGTON '1-PH -- A 3fi-
vear-old former philosophy pro
fessor at Oregon Slate University,
now a peace corpsman in Nepal,
will join the first "All-American
assault on Mount Everest."
He is William Unsoeld, who will
take a leave of absence as deputy
Peace Corps director in the moun
tainous Asian stale to take part
n the expedition this year. The
final phase of the climb up the
29.000-fnot peak, the world's high-
is set for Mav.
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EXPLANATIONS ACROSS
1. Expeditions to the Arctic find
that conditions there tend to
CONCEAL white animals or birds
against the snow. Such conditions
do not tend but definitely do
CONGEAL many food products
and supplies brought in.
3. A punishing FIST would not
necessarily cause a martvr to
suffer, unless it was powerM.
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ly undermine his health and
cause suffering.
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used hooks to ATTACK the ene
my, throwing them from one ship
to the other. Ropes attached to
the hooks would actuallv AT
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THE OWL
HOOTS
Most of Oregon Tech's students
used New Year's Day to travel
back to the campus after the 17
day Christmas vacation. It was
obvious a few weeks ago that the
students, practically to the last
one, were eager to get away
from the campus and back to
home sweet home.
It was equally obvious upon
their return that many of them
were glad to get back to campus
friends and campus life. When
one thinks about it, that is prob
ably the way it should be and
a good way to begin the new
year.
At the close of business on Wed
nesday, exactly 700 students had
completed their scheduling. Fifty
six more registered on Thursday
the first day of classes. Jan. 14
will be the final day for registra
tion. Forty - four students gradu
ated at the end of fall term. Sev
en Medical Technology students
completed their course Vork and
w ill graduate alter completing 12-
month exlernships in hospitals
and laboratories. These grad
uates have positions in Califor
nia. Oregon, Washington and Mon
tana.- Most of the other gradu
ates have either positions or
choice of positions awaiting
them.
To many of us who are ap
proaching middle age, whatever
that means, it seems that two
years is a short, short time to
have to spend to become pre
pared for such desirable positions
as most of them have acquired.
Some of us can remember a
different set of circumstances
when we were that age. Part of
the different type of circumstances
can be attributed to the condi
tions of the times, of course, but
a good part can also be attributed
to the fact that this type of edu
cation was simply not available
at that lime.
Play Boosts
Good-Will
University of Oregon students
who presented the musical "Little
Mary Sunshine to U.S. service
men on a 10-week USO tour
also "brought a lot of sunshine"
to the natives of Japan, Korea
and other points.
Horace Robinson. University
Tlieatre director, said probably
the drama troupe performed a
greater service in the field of in
ternational relations than in tne
realm of entertainment.
At the request of the Slate De
partment, the entertainers per
formed for local audience dur
ing their travel in Japan. Korea.
Okinawa, Guam, the Philippines.
Hawaii and other areas.
The temperament of the cast
was such that they welcomed the
opinrtunity to serve as "good
will ambassadors Irom t n e
US. said Robinson. "I was
pleased and surprised at the in
terest they took," he said, "and
they i the cast' were surprise at
the warmth and friendliness of
the people they met."
The univers.ly students who re
turned home just prior to Christ
mas, traveled about 10.000 miles
and presented 43 performances
Members of the cast were giv
en the opportunity to earn col
lege credits in theater, but for
the most part, traded fall term
for the tour. However, Robin
son said all the performers con
sidered the 10-week trip a "tre
mendously educational experi
ence
Gift Boosts
Student Fund
C0RVALLIS A $50,000 addition
to the student loan fund at Oregon
State University has been made
possible by a $4,000 gift from the
OSU Dads Club.
Floyd Mullen of Albany, club
president, said the $4,000 gift
comes from reserve money of
the OSU Dads Club.
The $4,000 will be malched to
$50,000 by the United Student Aid
Fund, a national non-profit cor
poration. For every $1,000 a uni
versity can raise for student
loans, the national USAF organi
zation will provide barking to
$12,500.
The USAF is a private, non
profit service corporation which
endorses low-cost, long-term loans
made by local banks to needy
college students. It serves as an
intermediary between the stu
dent's hometown bank and the
student's college.
These funds may be used by
Oregon S:ate University sopho
mores, juniors and seniors. Ap
plication may be made through
the student's local hr.n
.l::ough tht student loan oflice on
campus.
With the additional $50,000. the
OSU student loan fund now has
more than $400,000 available for
use. Funds are loaned for several
days up to four years, depending
upon the need and the source ot
the funds.
Van Hichards, OSU assistant
dean of men and student loan
board member, said the OSU
Dads Club is able to provide stu
dent - aid funds through its 515
life and $5 annual dues member
ships.
For the past several years, the
Dads Club has annually provided
17 full-tuition scholarships worth
$5,100. In addition, the club pro
vides a $1,000 emergency loan
fund for use by the dean of men
and dean of women to meet ur
gent situations.
Jacob
On Bridge
round. He doesn't have to dc
pend on his LENS, since he
would merely change it if it
proved unsatisfactory. '
A counselor who could not
grade a Boy Scout's TENT for
neatness would be inefficient. He
would not be inefficient if he did
not grade any private TEST
imong the boys.
10. Rome is still famous for
seven All IS. It is not famous
for seven ARCS or curves.
13. Looking up from a river
one might see a TIER or layer
of lumber on a mountainside. A
PIER could be made of steel
14. Newspaper editors find that
certain news breaks demand spe
cial CAUTIONS due to govern
mental and professional protocol.
All news items demand special
CAPTIONS to fit the situation.
17. An actress in a play could
resent an inviting OGLE or am
orous stare from someone in the
audience. She probably would not
resent an OGRE or hideous per
son in the play who invited her
out after the performance.
18. A little PUNCH could upset
or throw someone off his feet at
picnic. A little PINCH could
distrub someone but would not
necessarily throw him off his feet.
19. A sick man would find it
difficult to keep the fact from
his KIN or relatives. His KID or
hild might be only a few months
old.
EXPLANATIONS DOWN
A new store oflen offers bar
gains at its OUTSET or when it
first opens, to attract new custo
mers. A new store usually does
not have a secondary OUTLET
when it opens.
3. A successful aerialist could
not afford to FALL during an
audition since he may be in
jured. Being successful, he would
hardly FAIL completely.
4. Small TAPS or signals on
the table might annoy a busy
waitress. Small TIPS or infor
mation from a customer could
give her a chance to make mon
ey.
C. A choir organ might be next
to the ALTOS in a choir. Only
in a church would an organ be
next to an ALTAR.
The economic status of any
one can usually be determined
by EARNINGS. A woman's EAR
RINGS could be of simple silver
and give no indication of her eco
nomic status.
11. Seeing a familiar SERGE or
material, shoppers might note
the price and decide there was
a sale. A familiar SURGE or
swell could very well take place
in traflic.
12. Cigarette manufacturers at
tempt to PICK or select the best
tobacco when they buy. They
PACK whatever they buy and do
not merely attempt to do so.
I5A city child might develop
an ITCH from poison ivy at sum
mer camp. He would probahly
develop the same INCH in growth
in the city.
16. An old NICK or cut might
be dilficult to shave since it
-ould be reopened. An old NECK
should not be diflicult for any
one accustomed to shaving it.
MERCHANT DIES
ATLANTA iUPH - Funeral
services will ne nein niursoay
(or Robert A. Smythc. 91. retired
cotton merchant and honorary
life president of Ti Kappa Alpha
fraternity.
Smythe died Monday following
a long illness.
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Sunday, January 9. THIS
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Museum Receives Historical Gifts
Good Play
Makes Slam
lty OS'VALD JACOBY
.Vrltten for
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
Sometimes a hand arises in ac
tual play that looks as if it had
been devised as a double dummy
problem.
When Ira Rubin of fairlawn,
N.J., looked over the dummy he
saw that he would need four heart
tricks to make his slam. Four
heart tricks would be a cinch il
West held the queen or if East
icld exactly three to the queen
ind if Ira played him for it.
East actually held four hearts
to the queen, but Ira worked out
winning play against that an
noyance.
He played the deuce of dia
monds on the opening lead. When
East played the eight Ira de
cided that West had probably
opened fourth best of a five card
suit. Then Ira cashed four spades.
East discarded two clubs and Ira
one club. Now West had shown
up with four spades so he was
likely to be short in hearts. Thus
East was marked wilh most of
the hearts and was more likely
than West to hold the queen.
Ira s next assumption was that
East held five or six clubs. In
that case a submarine play was
ndicatcd. Ira started by leading
he jack of hearts from dummy
and letting it ride. His next play
from dummy was the ten of
clubs. East put up the queen and
led a second diamond. Ira won
that trick, led a club to dum
my's ace and continued with a
third diamond. East had to hang
on to the king of clubs and the
only way to do that was to throw
away a heart, whereupon Ira had
his our heart tricks and slam.
A Klamath Indian burden bas
ket was among five items do
nated to the Klamath County
Museum during December, ac
cording to Mrs. Lloyd S e e 1 y,
curator of the museum.
The willow basket, about two
feet in diameter and 2li feet
deep, was discovered by its do
nor, Glenn Bowcn, 1215 Lake
shore Drive, while he was hunt
ing in the vicinity of Sprague
River this year.
Two other gifts came in the
form of books which concern Ore
gon history before the year 1867.
One of the books is a copy of
limited edition of "Ogden's
Snake Country Journal, 1826-27,"
published more than a year ago
by an England firm and issued
to subscribers of the Hudson Bay
Record Society.
The journal, contributed by Lau
rence Shaw of the Modoc Lumber
Company, relates the activities
of the Hudson Bay fur brigades
in the Klamath Basin and is
probably the earliest written rec
ord of the while man's visit to
tins area, Mrs. Secly said. The
public is invited to read the book
at the museum.
The other book is a rare copy
of "A History of Oregon,"
W. H. Gray, published in 1867,
which has been donated to the
museum by Helen Thomas, 828
Pacific Terrace.
One of the other two gifts was
a bead purse, used during the
1920s, which was given by Lu
anda Stephens, 4355 Shasta Way.
Tlie other donation consisted of
old-fashioned marble and was
contributed by Louis Leppert,
1646 Gary Street, and Charles
Miles, 764 Wocus Street.
Attendance at the museum for
the year ending in October to
taled 8,306, capping the previous
INSIST ON
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KLAMATH POTATOES
at
Your Fovorito Grocar's
record ot 6,397 noted during tie
year of 1958-59, Mrs. Seely reported.
Phoners Start
Valley Service
CHRISTMAS VALLEY Pacific
Northwest Bell Telephone Com
pany linemen have begun wire
stringing-sagging operations near
Christmas Valley, a step in pro
viding two additional phone cir
cuits to serve valley residents.
Service to North Lake County
was completed In 1961 before
Christmas Vnlley development
plans were announced. A continu
ous need for more service is an
ticipated.
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