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By Jimmy Hatlo
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on the air.
CAS 6 OP DOUBLE-
Of killing and stealing and crime
PNEUMOMIA.'
everywhere.
We sigh and we say, as we notice
the trend.
"This young generation, where
will it end?"
But can we be sure that it's their
fault alone.
That maybe a part of it Isn't our
own?
Are we less guilty, who place in
Poetry
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Too many things that lead them
astray?
Too much money to spend, too
much idle time;
Too many movies of passion and
crime;
Too many books not fit to be
read;
Too much evil in what they said.
Too many children encouraged to
roam;
Too many parents who won't stay
nome.
Kids don't make the movies, they
don t write the books
That paint gay pictures of gang
sters and crooks.
They don't make the liquor and
don t run the bars,
They don't make the laws and
they don't buy the cars.
They don't peddle drugs that addle
the brain,
That's all done by older folks,
greedy for gain.
Delinquent teen-agers, Oh! how we
condemn.
The sins of the nation and blame
it on them.
By the laws of the blameless, the
Saviour made known.
Who is there among us to cast
the first stone?
For in so many cases, it's sad
but it's true.
The title "Delinquent" fits older
folks too.
Contributed
THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
After the hustle of breakfast is
past,
The chores of the morn are all
done.
Through my window I watch the
cnildren eo oast.
Returning to school on the run.
Then I settle down with my needle
and thread.
To darn up some socks left un
done.
The house all around seems so
nuiet and Henri
So void of laughler and fun.
The Christmas tree stands so
ionelv and bare.
Its briRht colored gifts are all
gone,
Just a gentle reminder of joys we
did share.
When thank you.s were said, and
eyes shone.
Through the day I just putter, at
noon I lust think.
When I take out the carcass so
bare.
Of the turkey that once was so
lovely and pink,
Now there's just a few bits of
meat mere.
The afternoon goes and the day
lades awav.
Father comes from his work once
acain.
Then we sit and talk of the hours
passed awav.
Peace on earlh and good will
toward men.
iOf the cards, the letters and folks
lar awav.
News of babies that we've never
seen.
jOf how our dear families are
growine each dav
And how we'd love to see them
all again.
Then life settles down In norma
once more.
But the memories will bring many
smiles.
So precious are all of the events
of yore.
Spice for each pain, and a lift
lor eacn mile.
Mrs. Leon Lybrand
VISION
A little child stole into my heart.
A grac lousness of God a part,
A wispy curl out of place.
Lispy words, a smiling face.
Spots of dirt on a brand new
dress.
Hands all irimv. what a mem
Her utter trustfulness I feel;
How sued and pure, so good and
real.
Oh how I wish that I could he
As sweet and nice and good as
sne;
Not spoiled by sin destructive
dart
A little child stole into my heart.
Harrv Vngtman
!W IT THE HARD WAV
CHICAGO t pi 1 - Chicago no-
lire said Monday that would-be
safecrackers at a business place
here used an electric drill, a
sledge hammer, a screwdriver
and a can opener, hut were un
successful. Willard Bickford. rner of a
donut plant where the safe as
localed. said. "It wasn't locked,
and there was slip of paper hear
ing the combination on top of the
.safe "