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Gripes Poor Hubby
By ANN LANDERS
Pear Ann Landers: Every now
and then I read in your column
about a husband who complains
ij because his wue!
1 is a sloppy house
keeper. I d glad-1
ly trade with
him. Listen to
what I have
then tell me
what to do.
My wife won't
allow me or the
kids to walk on the floors with
shoes on. She has knit us socks
which go OVER our shoes. When
guests come over she provides
them with the socks also. I'm sure
they think she's nuts.
She has white bed sheets over
all the slip covers which protect
beautiful furniture which no one
has ever seen. Last week she
boueht 11 yards of plastic to
throw over the white bed sheets
When she lines the garbage pall
with newspaper she wil! use only
the Sunday comics because ol tne
gay colors. You couldn't get her
to line a garbage pall witn plain
black and white newspaper to
save your life. What can I. do
about a woman who is this neat?
-DON,
Dear Don: This Is more than
neat it's sick.
A woman who would go to such
extremes has slrudcl in the noo
dle. Such perfectionists consider
their "neatness" something to be
proud of and therefore they don't
wish to change. You might as
well accustom yourself to antl
septic living. It's here to stay
In; your house.
Dear Ann Landers: Three
cheers for "Pooped" who said
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he'd like to wring your neck for
advising couples that it's polite
to walk guests to the car. This
is the dumbest advice you've ever
dished out.
We have the same trouble. Sev
eral nights a 'week we are awak
ened by neighbors who say good-
nicht to their guests directly un
der our bedroom window. You
recommend ear plugs. How stupid
can you ect? What good are
ear plugs alter youve Deen
awakened? And why should peo
ple have to wear ear plugs
In their own home? ALoO
POOPED
Dear Also: I stated clearly that
it Is inconsiderate to Indulge In
noisy, lengthy goodbyes. Yes, it's
nice to walk guests to their car,
but there Is no need to wake
the dead (or the slumbering) with
farewells.
Some neighbors are the type
you can reason with. If yours are
not, then C " plugs Inserted
upon retiring may help you to
sleep through the racket.
Dear Ann Landers: My fiance's
mother wants to come along with
me to help select my wedding
gown. My own 'mother passed
away eight years ago.
I don't want my future mother-
in-law to help me with the selec
tion because she is the world's
worst pill to shop with. When
sales people see her they run in
the opposite direction. She is de
manding and loud and wears ev
eryone out.
I've made up my mind to get
along with her. for my hus
band's sake. Do you think I
would be getting off on the wrong.
foot if I said no? Please give me
some good advice. I need it.
JUNE BRIDE
Dear June: The bride's gown
is supposed to be a great big
surprise. No one should see It
until the wedding day. That's your
out. ,
Confidential to SLIGHTED: Al
exander Graham Bell Invented the
telephone In 1876. Avail yourself
of this modern device and stop
sending verbal dinner Invitations
through friends.
Are you going steady? Mak
ing marriage plans? If so, send
for ANN LANDERS' booklet, "Be
fore You Marry Is It Love Or
Sex?", enclosing with your re
quest 20 cents in coin and a long,
self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Ann Landers will be glad to
help you with your problems-
Send them to her In care ol this
newspaper enclosing a stamped,
self-addressed envelope.
Law Is Law
CHATTANOOGA, Tcnn. (AP)-
A $23 fine was levied against a
milk store salesman who yielded
to a customer's pleas to sell him
two loaves of bread Sunday "so
his children could have some for
breakfast.". . '
A city law forbids Sunday food
sales.
The customer was an off-duty
clerk In tit city police depart
ment. Office arrested tha sales
man, B.J. Barclay, 72, a few min
utes after the sale.
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Solution To
Revealed; No Winners
Despite the more than 2.400 en-
tries in this week's Coinword Puz
zle contest, there was no winner
of the $125 cash prize.
The cash prize offered increases
to $150 this week with the puzzle
printed in Friday's edition of the
Herald and News. ' 1
Following is the correct solu
tion for last week's entry:
(No explanations are given fori
words having no possible alterna
tives.!
Explanations Across
1. A democratic country natur-
lly suspends certain freedoms
during wartime, and this suppres
sion or SUBMERSION of freedoms
may be difficult to change after
the need for it is over. SUB
VERSION (overthrow) of domoc
racy occurs by revolution, and k
not dependent upon wartime con
ditions. 7. Planning is of major impor
tance in the grooving of a
FLUME (channel), since the ob
stacles of weather, rock forma
tions, etc., must be anticipated.
The making of a single FLUTE
or groove, as in a column, re
quires careful execution rather
than planning.
8. MIDDY blouse is the answer,
s indicated by the clue word
schoolgirl's." A MUDDY blouse
would receive the same care as
any other laundry. A mother ex
ercises "great care" to make cer
tain her daughter goes to school
neatly attired.
12. Romantics are very likely
to be charmed by an IDYL (pas
toral, sentimentalized poem). A ro
mantic person must first become
charmed by someone who THEN
becomes an IDOL.
17. The clue "senseless" points
to HORDES, since HORDES of
people may be sensible some
times. HORSES, uncontrolled or
not, are not described as either
sensible or senseless.
Z2. A child who GABBLES (talks
rapidly and incoherently) is like
ly to be upbraided, since such
manners are Usually punished by
a reprimand. A child who GOB
BLES is more likely to be ad
monished, or. Warned of the con
sequences of hasty eating.
28. DINKY (small) is obvious.
since the size ol . tne apartment
cannot be changed. She need not
feel so bad about a DINGY (dark
and grimy) apartment, because a
thorough housecleaning and some
bright accessories can greatly ap
prove Its appearance. -
27. A STINT (prescribed rou-
tlno) requires patience and under
standing because it is more dif
ficult and less enjoyable than a
STUNT, A dog may learn a sim-
plo STUNT quickly since it .fits
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Explanations Dowa '
1. A SOFA bed is more prac
ticable for "Mpexpected" guests.
The woman who rarely, if ever,
receives overnight guests is not
likely to reserve a bed, SOFT
or not.
2. A BLUNDER Is more likely
to spoil the party. The clue words
"most carefully planned"- suggest
that the BOUNDER would not
have been invited.
4. It takes ingenuity to construct
a . SAMPLE machine since a
SAMPLE, being the first of its
kind, is difficult to make. SIM
PLE or not. it is easier to con
struct a machine for which there
Is a model.
S. In an antique shop, oddity
is secondary to the age of
object. Hence, the OLDEST would
command the greatest price. The
ODDEST piece, if of modern vin
tage, would not be of great value
to customers seeking relics.
6. DYE is correct, since the
clue specifically indicates protec
tion for the hands only. The user
of LYE must protect face, eyes
and clothing because of the po
tency of LYE.
9. Longhaira prefer serious mu
sic, but "oven" they would tire
of much DREARY music. The
clue "even" Is not apt for non
lovers of the classics,, since they
prefer DREAMY music in any
case. 1
15. The clue "frequently
scratches" indicates SHOOED as
the answer. The danger of being
scratched precludes SHOVED.
19. An exciting QUEST-(a jour
ney in search of something)
would need extensive preparation,
An exciting GUESTywouId.be like
ly to suggest his own ideas for
a good time.
21. "Utmost care" points the
way to DIET. If a DIET is not
followed through without devia
tion, it has little value. Artistry
and good voice or playing are
necessary for the performance of
DUET. Care would do little.
22. Trappers "might" have to
use a GUN to.protect themselves.
iney always nave to use a lilN,
or I rap, since it is an essential
of their calling.
(Copyright 1961, General Fea
tures Corp.)
The Klamath Falls Parks and
Recreation Department-sponsored
program at the Klamath Audi
torium for 'the week March 20
through 26 is as foiiows:
MONDAY
Play School 9:30-11:50 a m
Free Play 3:30- 5:00 p.m.
Badminton Instruction
3:30- 5:00 p.m.
Gills' Recreation-
Volleyball (6th through
9th grades) 7:00- 8:30 p.m.
Adult Women's
Recreation 5:30- 9:30 p.m.
TUESDAY
Play School 9:30-11:50 a.m.
Free Play 3:30- 5:00 p.m.
WEDNESDAY
Play School 9:30-11:50 a.m.
Golden Age Club 1:00- 4:00 p.m.
Free Play 3:30- 5:00 p.m.
THURSDAY
Play School 9:30-11:50 a.m.
Free Play 3:30- 5:00 p.m.
Men's Volloybal!
League 7:00-10:00 p.m.
FRIDAY
Play School 9:30-11:50 a.m.
Free Play 3:30- 5:00 p.m.
"HI Nile" (Senior
High Students) 7:00- 9:00 p.m.
SATURDAY
Free Play 9:00-12:00 a.m.
Baton and Checrlcading
Instruction 9:30-11:30 a.m.
Free Play 1:00- 4:00 p.m.
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CAPT. CHARLES O. PARKEL, right, repeats the oath of
a permanent Air Force captain, as administered by Capt.
John E. Harris, commander of the 408th USAF Dispen
sary. Captain Parkel is a general dental officer at tha
base, and had previously held tha rank of temporary
captain for five years. The new permanent captain had
applied for his rank during an overseas tour at Wierbad
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rival at Kingiley latt November of his selection.
Hatfield Accepts Invitation
To Talk At Commencement
LAKEVIEW - Gov. Mark Hat
field has accepted the invitation
to be the speaker , al the com
mencement exercises for the grad-l
listing class of the Lakeview High
School on June 4, it was reported
by H. B. Ferrin, superintendent.
The Invitation was extended by
the school board of District 7.
Announcement has also been
JOHN FURBAY
Furbay To
Give Talk
Dr. John H. Furbay, director
of Air World Education Division
of Trans World Airlines and cur-
rcnty on his eighth annual globe-
circling speaking tour, will deliv
er the featured talk during a
meeting the evening of March 24
of the Klamath Knife and Fork
Club In the Willard Hotel ban
quet room.
Dr. Furbay has spoken hero be
fore and was well received, Say
club members.
He is visiting more than 16 cit
ies on his 34-day itinerary, speak
ing before Lions Clubs, Air Force
personnel, Rotary Clubs, colleges,
business groups and women's or
ganizations throughout the Orient
Southeast Asia, India and Saudi
Arabia.
His tour was arranged in coopt
oration with the U.S. Information
Agency and the "Pcople-to-Peo-ple"
program.
Dr. Furbay was formerly with
the U.S. Office of Education and.
in that assignment, completed
missions in South and Central
America. He served for three
years as' education consultant in
the Republic of Liberia and presi
dent of College of West Africa.
Recent trips have taken him to
the Congo, Ghana, the Cameroons
and other African countries.
His subjects include "Aviation
and World Trade." "Aviation and
international Understanding" and
Survival in a Changing World."
Dinner will be. served promptly
at 6:45 p.m. Officers request that
reservations be made.
The Rev. Marshall McKinnic
will deliver the invocation. Ross
Ragland will introduce Dr. Fur
bay. Fred Ehlcrs will preside.
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made by the board that the open.
ing of school in September will
be on Wednesday, Sept. 6, instead
of the usual Tuesday following
Labor Day. This will give students
and parents a better opportunity
to prepare for school alter the
weekend which includes the Lake
County Fair and Roundup. How
ever, the day will be added to
the session at the end of the
school year.
The term on the school board
of Dr. W. P. Wilbur expires this
year and he has consented to run
again. He has served approxi
mately 17 years on the board. A
petition has been started to nom
inate hint for the May 1 election.
Ernst Heads
Artifactors
Douglas Ernst has been elected
president of the Klamath Arti
factors Club. Other officers in
clude C. J. Heaton, vice presi
dent, and Virginia Ernst, secre
tary. Mcnlbers of committees are pro
gram, Roy Gienger, Lane Smith,
Gene Favell, Ben Swartz; re
search," ' Lane Smith, Norman
Ryckman," Joe Meeker, Carrol
Howe, Ben Swartz.,
The club will meet March 20
at 8 p.m. in the Klamath County
Museum with Lane Smith provid
ing the program.
The club is negotiating for a
lease on property near the city
for the porpose of excavating
artifacts. The spot will be known
as the Fremont Site.
Methods of excavation will be
controlled in order to maintain a
record of materials found. The
area will be returned to its origi
nal condition.
Junior High
PTA Meets
Altamont PTA will meet Tues
day, March 21, in the Juifior High
School gymnasium at 7:45 p.m.
Students of the junior high
school will display work in a sci
ence fair. Elementary students
will present folk dances.
Mrs. Margaret Saunders wUI
conduct the business meeting to
include election of officers for the
coming year.
Parents of students in both
schools are Invited. A nursery for
small children will be provided.
CHOICE OF COSTUMES
WASHINGTON (UPI) - Mrs.
Jacqueline Kennedy has a choice
of several Easter outfits, accord
ing to her fashion designer. Olcg
Cassinl was extremely reluctant
to discuss the First Lady's new
spring wardrobe Tuesday but he
said he took two or three cos
tumes to the White House for fil
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PAGE 2 A HERALD AND
Important
By PAUL W. HARVEY JR.
SALEM (AP) While the 69-day-old
Oregon Legislature has
confined , itseif mostly to commit
tee activity' so far, a change is
due this week when many of the
important issues reach the floor
of the House and Senate.
In contrast to last week, when
neither house had many bills to
consider, this week will bring full
calendars. The legislature so far
has met only m the mornings,
with just a few exceptions. After
noon sessions probably will be
added in another few days. -
There was a foretaste of what
is to come when both houses re
ceived more than 50 committee
reports Friday. These bills will
be on the calendars Monday and
Tuesday.
The legislature hopes to finish
in four or five more weeks.
There should be action this week
on labor-management, industrial
accident, reapportionment and
government reorganization meas
ures. All are controversial.
Here is the status of major
legislation: '
Taxation The once-defeated bill
to overhaul the income tax law
will go to the House again in a
few days. It probably will be
passed this time, and sent to the
Senate, because charitable contri
butions would now be deductible.
But the Senate probably will kill
it. The House will vote Tuesday
on a bill to permit deferral of
property taxes on homesteads of
persons over 65 years old. '
Finance The Joint Ways and
Means Committee still is grinding
away. Action on the big budgets
probably is two or three weeks
away, lhe committee has indi
cated it would live within esti
mated revenues for the next two
years, so that no new tax revenue
would be needed.
Reorganization Very little of
the governor's reorganization plan
will be approved. The State and
Federal Affairs Committee in the
House has shown a strong tend
ency toward burying most of it,
including the measures to abolish
the Board of Control and Welfare
Commission.
Labor The House will vote
Tuesday on the Senate - passed
bill to provide for state-sponsored
elections to determine bargaining
agents. The Senate will vote this
week on the bill to prpvide for en
forcement against unfair labor
and management practices.
Education The Joint Ways and
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NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
Issues For'
Means Committee has the bill to:
increase basic school aid to local!
districts from 105 per child per
year to 125. But the legislature
probably won't go that high be
cause of not enough money. Npth
ing has been done yet on bills!
to change the formula for distrib
uting the school money, Increase
teacher minimum salaries, estab
lish junior colleges, and allow ed
ucational television in classrooms.
I ReanDortionment The House
probably will vote this week on
a bill to make only a few minor
changes in legislative apportion
ment. Democrats from the cities
rp fiphlfnff it. savins it doesn't
conform to the constitution's pro
vision for apportionment Dy pop
ulation. Hirhwavs The Senate Hishway
Committee is about ready to pro
pose regulation oi DiUDoaros on
fi-ppwavs The House will vote
this week on reflectorized license
plates. The House State and Fed
oral Affairs Committee is still con
sidering the bill to reduce truck
taxes $1 million a year. And tne
Astoria bridge bill is ready for
action by the House. A bill to
issue $17 million in bonds for
highway construction was intro
duced only last week.
Industrial Accident The Senate
will vote this week on the three
wnv hill fnr nrivatp. self nr state
industrial accident insurance. If
the Senate passes it, the House
is likely to defeat it.
Power The Senate has voted to
let competing electric companies
and cooperatives make agree
ments not to compete in certain
territories. The House probably
will have a big fight over it.
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Solons
Constitutional Revision No ac
tion yet. But it is likely that a
commission will be created to
write a new one.
Boardman The bills to pave
the way for Boeing Airplane
Company to take over the Board-
man Bombing Range are bogged
down while the Joint Ways and
Means Committee is investigating
the financial arrangements.
Trading Stamps The House,
State and Federal Affairs Com
mittee will hold a hearing on a
bill to regulate trading stamps
at 8 a.m. Wednesday.
Nothing has been done on the
bills to ban obscene literature, and
sponsors have just about given
up hope of writing a bill that
would be constitutional. Compul
sory auto liability insurance seems
to be dead. And there has been no
action on bills to let the land
board grant licenses for offshore
oil exploration.
PARK INTEGRATES
WASHINGTON (UPII The
Washington area's only amuse
ment park, scene ot racial picket
ing last summer, will be inte-'
erated when it opens the end of!
this month. " i
The announcement was made)
Tuesday by William G. Clark,1
attorney fur the Glen Echo
Amusement Park in Maryland.
not far from the District ol Co
lumbia line. '
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