A STORY OF LOVE
AND
LONELINESS
These Silly Men
The salesman talks to my lord at length
About the motor, its size and strength,
And rings and chassis and gear and brakes
And how little gas and oil it takes
Till my lord's quite drunk with auto-suggestion.
But I'd like to ask one simple question:
What point is there in buying a new car
we're just getting another blue car!
Georgie Starbuck Galbraith
A Parent Can't Win
Children shout
And children giggle,
They race about
Or sit and wiggle.
We may think ill
Of such renditions.
But when they're still.
We call physicians.
Hal Chadwick
The harried-looking white-collar worker
poured out -his troubles to the eye doctor.
"This nearsightedness of mine is killing me.
Doc. I'm working every minute of the day
because of it!"
The doctor looked surprised. "Why is that?"
"I can't see whether the boss is watching me
or not," the patient replied. A. W. Stinson
Anyway, the air in still free provided you've fininheil
making payments on your air ronditiuner. Ken Kraft
At the class reunion, the wealthiest
person attending was also the lowest
ranking student in the old days. The
"brains" of the class couldn't under
stand how anyone so dumb could
amass such a fortune while they still
struggled along, trying to make ends
meet.
'Tell us," one asked, "what was the
secret of your success? In all hon
esty, it couldn't have been your intel
ligence." The rich classmate blinked in sur
prise. "Why, the key to my success is
very simple. I run a department store
and I buy a dress for $1, for example,
and sell it for $4. That way I always
make my 3 percent."
The bustling housewife walked
into a used-furniture shop and asked
the manager, "That old chest of
drawers out there how much do
you want for it?"
The manager had been trying to
get rid of the piece for some time.
"Lady, if you really want it, I'll give
it to you free!"
The housewife took a second look
at the chest. "Well, all right," she
said, "but tell me, do you deliver at
that price?"
The young man who thinks girls
are a dime a dozen hasn't started tak
ing them out on dates yet.
Lavonne Mathtson
"Remember the old days, when we were first married end we only had single sink?"
...A MAN'S
LONGING
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WOMAN'S
SECRET
HUNGER
He wanted her,
no matter the
price or penalty
and neither the
power nor the
millions of the
scandalous
Rambeau family
could keep
them apart!
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