HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 1933
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By BILL JENKINS
Americans last year mailed
3,30fl.nno,0flO post cards.
Most of them were mailed for
the express purpose of informing
others of the writer's good for
tune at being where he was and
not where the recipient was.
Uncle Sam collected 66 million
dollars in revenues.
The card companies made mon
ey. And the deltiolngists had a field
day. (A deltiologist is one who col
lects picture post cards. The term
comes from an old Greek word
meaning small, illustrated tablet.)
Rumors keep growing that some
time this year the United States
will attempt to hit the moon with
a rocket of some sort.
Among the newswriters this has
caused near hysteria.
It is being hailed, already yet,
as a great triumph over Russia.
Some writers have so far car
ried themselves off in frenzy that
they are saying a successful moon
shot will be the same thing as a
universal panacea. All our trou
bles will be over.
Until Russia manages to plaster
Belelgeuse.
Betelgeuse Is Alpha in the con
stellation of Orion.
It has a magnitude of 1.2.
So do most of the science writ
ers who talk about moon shots.
Of interest to uranium miners
will he news from a town called
Grants down in New Mexico.
They are pumping the stulf out
of the ground instead of quarrying
it. The originators of the plan call
It wetmtning.
It comes from fringe areas,
mostly, they say, and may be the
answer to the US's needs in this
vital defense field.
The ore and chemical filled
stream of water comes from 2,000
leet underground.
RCA is not to be left behind In
the race to strip man of his pri
vacy. They have now announced e
tiny two-way radio called the "per
sonal fone."
It has a range of two miles and
can be carried in a pocket or
clipped to a belt.
The receiver is transistorized
(naturally) and weighs hut II)
ounces. The transmitter is a huge,
bulky thing of 28 ounces.
Dick Tracy, move over.
days later he ialls off. In a week
he owes a bar tab of $86.75.
The phony creep He insists he
went on the wagon only "to help
a friend." But i since his only
friend is himself, everybody knows
who he's helping.
The martyr snob Every night
he enters the bars, orders a gin-
iger ale, gulps it, looks down the
mahogany at his happy swilling
cronies, shakes his head, stalks
silently out into the darkness.
The playback artist He en
joys the morning after reminding
his pals all the stupid things they
did and said at the cocktail party
the night before. "Used to act
that way myself until I law the
light," he says, trying not to look
too much like Zeus on Olympus.
Finally, of course, there it the
guy who decides to go on the
wagon, does so, but shuts up about
it until he is ready to fall off.
But whoever met one in real
life?
importance when the Soviet He concedes the threat from the
Union could use a veto the Sov-' increase in (he money supply
Wilson Trend
By HAL ROYI.K
NEW YORK (API There's
nothing that shows up a man
more in his true light than going
on a diet or going on the wagon.
At any given moment in Amer
ica there are perhaps 15 million
people involved with the water
wagon 5 million climliing on, 5
million riding precariously atop
it, and 5 million falling nlf.
Sometimes one gets the feeling
that the major form of adult ex
ercise in our country is clamber
ing up or diving olf that old water
wagon. It's a popular way to tune
up the muscles if not the charac
ter. Ability to ride the water wagon
gracrlully, without losing eilher
one's own balance or boring one's
friends, is probably the sternest
test of character in our civilization.
Wagnn riders lend to tail into
generally recognizable types.
Here are a lew:
The dally double He climbs on
every morning at 2 a.m., falls off
during the lunch hour, is on again
al 2 p m. and falls off at S .11 p.m.
The misery sharer He pleads
with all his friends. "1 been on
two whole days. Why don't you
climb on, loo? II s lonely up
here."
The lOO-pront Munchausen Aft
er he has been on the wagnn IS
minutes he starts thumping him
self on the chest and crying his
big he. "I feel 100 per cent hotter
already."
The friendly noser He has giv
en up the taste of it. but can't
gixe up the smell. So he gees
down the bar smiting the drinks
ot all his friends, muttering.
"Tcrnhle stulf, isn't il?"
The prolileer He goes to Ihe
nearest W. ( T. I', organization
and asks. "How much will you
pay nie to serve as a horrible
cample at your lectures of what
dunk will do In a man?"
The poseur He still bancs oul
at his lavonie bar and swills sod
drinks. Alter two bottles, howev
er, he ails as silly as he used to
do after five martinis prnung he
is really an actor at heart, not a
serious drinker.
The anceslor-d o o in e d He
claims it isn't a matter of choice
' with him, that it's a hereditary
curse. "Going on Ihe wagon runs
in my family alter 41," he says
nioiiinlully. "I can t whip it "
The banker He biass about
all the money he s saving. .Two
MkHn Iloxed
By JAMES MARLOW
Associated Press News Analyst
WASHINGTON (AP) The
United States and the Soviet Union
both look clumsy in their almost
fantastic exchange of proposals
for a summit meeting which now
Is dead.
Premier Khrushchev scored an
early propaganda victory by pro
posing the meeting but then
(rom what seemed sheer impulse
ralher than shrewdness got
himself into a box from which he
finally escaped by calling the
whole thing off.
The Eisenhower administration,
reluctant about such a meeting at
all, got pressured into agreeing to
one. It finally suggested the kind
of get-together that almost cer
tamly would have turned into a
name-calling, shouting match.
If the administration decided to
agree but only under conditions
it felt Khrushchev couldn't
wouldn't accept, it succeeded. The
linal Soviet refusal to meet or
American terms caused no un
happiness among key olliclals
here.
Khrushchev Rot a two-edged
propaganda jump: hy proposing
I lie meeling and at the same time
hy accusing the United States and
Britain of aggression in sending
their troops into Lebanon and
Jordan.
II was hardly Ihe way to start
toward a peaceful meeting. He
proposed the United Stales, the
Soviet Union, Britain, France and
India meet outside the United
Nations and, if they reached
agreements, make recommenda
tions to the U.N.
i He wasn't alone in this idea.
French Premier de Gaulle didn't
want a summit meeting in the
U.N. eilher.)
President Eisenhower and Sec
retary of Slate Dulles had very
little stomach for the Khrushchev
proposal. Ever since last Decem
ber they had opposed a summit
meeting without thorough prepara
tion and agreement on what would
be discussed.
Khrushchev wanted a meeting
in a hurry. British Prime Minis
ter Macmillan agreed but suggest
ed it he held in the U.N. Security
Council. Eisenhower and Dulles
could either agree or break with
Britain. Under this pressure, they
agreed.
Then Khrushchev pulled what
looked like a huge boner. He shol
hack his acceptance last, so fast
he didn't have much time lo think
it oxer. Ry agreeing lo meet in
Ihe Security Council he was ig
noring two facts which he later
pointed out angrily when he flat
ly relused to meet in the council:
I. That the It-nation Council is
loaded with American friends. On
any matter except one of major
iets figured to be overwhelmingly
outvoted, if there was a vole.
2. By sitting down in the Council
where Chiang Kai-shek's Na
tionalist China is a permanent
member he might seem to be
agreeing that Chiang had a right
ful place there.
Red China, excluded from U. N.
membership mainly by American
influence, claims it should be on
the Council and that Chiang is an
imposter. So Red China couldn't
help being disturbed by Khru
shchev's sitting in the Council.
By this time deadly damage had
been done anyway. For the let
ters from Khrushchev to Eisen
hower and the Eisenhower letters
to Khrushchev were full of accu
sations, charges and countercharges.
In brief, Khrushchev kept ac
cusing this country of direct ag
gression in the Middle East: this
country accused the Soviet Union
of indirect aggression.
But when Eisenhower subse
quently began laying down 'condi
tions for any meeting in Ihe U. N,
that it had to be according to
rules and preceded by agree
ments Khrushchev apparently
had second thoughts and said he
wanted none of it.
Meanwhile, two things hap
pened: 1. Last Thursday Dulles at a
news conference made clear this
country was not going to a sum
mit meeting with any broad Mid
east program but with only two
main purposes in mind: to deny
Soviet charges of American ag
gression and to accuse the Soviets
of indirect aggression.
With this revelation it became
clear any meeting under those
conditions would be a shouting
match.
2. Khrushchev flew to Red Chi
na where his allies must have
been disturbed about the thought
of his sitting down in the Council
with Nationalist China. So yester
day he fired off a blast:
He wanted no part of a summit
meeting in a Security Council
loaded with American friends and
no part of sitting down with Chi
ang Kai-shek or his representative.
Instead, he proposed Ihe whole
Mideast problem be turned over
( to Ihe 81 nations in the General
Assembly. Eisenhower quickly
agreed. This opened the door to
new arguments about what the
Assembly would discuss.
Inflalion
Editor's Note Is Ihe stock
market right about more inflation
being a sure thing? How much
more? What can be done about
it? In Ihe following article, first
in a series of three, Sam Dawson.
AP business news analyst, dis
cusses Ihe impact on the consum
er.
Hy SAM DAWSON
AP Rusiness News Analvst
NEW YORK IAP) - Ask Ihe
housewife and she'll toll you more
inflation is already here.
She isn't talking about what she
doesn't buy the higher priced
ton of sleel or pound of copper.
She's talking about what the fam
ily pays out Ihe higher prices
tor meat, the increased cost of
her husband's getting to work, the
bigger bills for keeping the chil
dren healthy, Ihe latest rent boost.
Ask the businessman and he'll
tell you more inflation is a real
threat. He's talking about the in
creases in Ihe price of metals and
other basic materials, the higher
wage scales, the greater trans
portation costs all pushing him
toward raising his prices to you.
Ask the economist and he'll tell
you more Inflation isn't a sure
thing yet hut a lossnp.
which seems sure as the govern
ment borrows more and more
from the commercial banks. But
he also notes that while there's
likely to be too much money
around, there aren't' too few goods
for it to chase the capacity to
make more goods is already in
place waiting for demand to call
it into production.
Inflation is no economic theory
for the consumer. It hits him
where he lives. For him it sim
ply means that the cost of living
goes up.
If more inflation Is really com
ing for sure, your present income
won't buy as much. If inflation is
big enough, your income won't
buy what you need, let alone what
you'd like to have if you could.
If you're lucky enough to get
your income boosted along with
the cost of living, you're likely to
end up in the same old rut any
way just keeping even with
what in time can 'become a los
ing game. '
For the consumer a new threat
of inflation comes on top of what
looks bad enough right now. By
official figures what $1 would buy
10 years ago and $1.20 would buy
last year, it takes $1.24 to buy
now. If you talk about what a
buck would buy in 1939 you have
lo talk now about what $2 will
buy.
Food prices average 8 per cent
higher than last year. The Agri
culture Department says .80 per
cent of the increase is due to
farmers getting higher prices
and 40 per cent to marketing
concerns getting more. Meat
prices seem high in the store.
Well, live hogs are bringing 11
per cent more now than last sum
mer: beef on the hoof 22 per cent
more.
But food prices are moved up
or down as much by weather and
marketing problems as by pure
monetary inflation. It's in other
fields that the consumer may be
hurt next.
The recession didn't bring the
general drop in prices that many
expected, so any new inflation
would slart from a high level. ,
The average consumer spends
14 per cent of his income on dur
able goods. Their average price
reached a record high in Novem
ber 1957 at 110.9 per cent of the
1947-49 average, and it slipped
hack only to 109.6 per cent in
June before the rise in metal
prices which bring the new threat.
Soft goods prices reached a peak
last November at 117.4 per cent
of the 1947-49 average and slipped
only to 116.5 per cenj by this
June.
Food prices are today's villain.
These seem likely to ease in the
months ahead. But standing in the
wings are threatening rises in oth
er prices now in durables, and
in the cost of the services you've
come to demand.
And if .monetary infaltion really
takes hold, prices could rise all
along the line.
Tomorrow: What will more in
flalion do to business and its re
covery?
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NEW YORK: Mayor Robert
Wagner, removing himself from
Ihe race for the Democratic nom
ination for the Senate:
I would refuse a draft. There
will not be any draft movement.'
LOS ANGELES: Grandma Lo-
mie Pucket, who is fighting evic
lion from her house so work on a
new freeway can continue,
housing:
"People can buy Cadillacs with
money paid for their houses and
then live in the Cadillacs while
they drive around Ihe freeways in
them."
BEIRUT. Lebanon: Rebel chief
Saeb Salam, expressing satisfac
tion at President elect Fuad Che
hab's expressed attitude toward
the presence of American troops
in Lebanon:
"We are happy to note that the
new president has assigned as his
first national objective the with
drawal of foreign forces."
WASHINGTON: Sen. Joseph C.
O'Mahoney iD-Wyo warning of
the insidious nature of inaltion in
connection with the current rise
in steel prices:
"Industrial leaders can't allow
the government and people lo
suffer great economic losses be
cause of inflation and hope to
escape themselves."
CHICAGO: Air salely expert D
W. Spickclmire, criticizing Ihe fir
ing of missiles into airplane (light
lanes by amateur rocketeers:
"At that lime, if there is an air
craft within ranee, the rocket may
lairn onto 11. and we are going
to have an air tragedy."
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Children .
Woman Judge
Fired By GOP
TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. AP)
Nearly exhausted after drifting
helplessly for six hours on an old
innertuhe, two children were res
cued seven miles out in Lake
Michigan at dusk last night.
Their weak cries for help at
tracted the attention of a fisher
man. The fisherman, vacationing De
troit Police U. Thomas Turkaly,
found 7-year-old Philip Morris
clinging lo the side of the inner
tuhe and holding his S-year-old
sister Jeanette in the center.
The children had gone swim
ming off the beach on the western
side of Grand Traverse Bay with
their innertuhe about 11 a.m
When they failed to return home
in the afternoon their parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Morris, called
state police. A search was under
wav when Turkaly brought thej
children in.
BUILDING BIO DAM
TAIPEI, Formosa (UPI) Na
tionalist China has started con
struction of the Far East's high
act ilatTt at ChiU In nA,H,n
' ' - oooay ( Formosa after two years of pre
paratory work. The 410-foot arch
dam is scheduled for completion
questioned Mrs. Ruth Moore's ef
ficiency, but she was fired on the
spot.
Mrs. Moore was a Republican
judge at the 13th Precinct of
Kansas City's 11th Ward in yes
terday's primaries.
About noon, Election Commis
sioners J. B. Thompson (Republi
can) and ' David T. Cavanaugh
'Democrat) arrived. Was it true,
they asked Mrs. Moore, that she
had voted Democratic?
"Yes," she replied, "I vote for
the man."
Thompson promptly replaced
her with another judge, explain
ing that the GOP preferred its
judges to vote Republican.
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