Last night I nearly died
of embarrassment
because of my
LOOSE FALSE TEETH!
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WTiaf a shame you didn't know!
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like POLI-GRIP CREAM-so tight so long so
snug!
Pleasant tasting Poli-Grip
cream locks slipping, sliding
dentures firmly in place, even
anchors shallow lowers.
Unlike messy, hit-or-miss
powders, Poli-Grip cream
spreads evenly, smoothly...
holds plates tighter, longer.
Snug, Tight-Filling Comfort
The minute you use Poli-Grip
you feel its snug, tight-fitting
comfort. Poli-Grip lays a won
derful comfort cushion between
plates and tender gums to elim
inate the friction that rubs
gums sore and raw.
Now you can eat steak, corn-on-the-cob...e.en
bite into
sticky taffy... without rocking,
wobbling dentures embarrass
ing you. You can laugh out loud,
cough, even sneeze. The fear of
your plates droppi ng away f rom
your gums is gone!
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steaming coffee or hot soup will
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Start now to enjoy the assurr
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know your false teeth are locked
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cream today. At any drug coun
ter. If Poli-Grip doesn't hold
your plates tighter, longer than
powders. ..or anything you
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DINTURI ADHISIVI CRIAM
If the do-it-yourself craze keeps
growing, it may someday even extend
to thinking.
Lion
Parent! ought to count their bless
ings often, even if it means staying up
all hours until they get home.
Ken Kraft
In a Western town there's a new
automatic ice plant with a number of
slots which take coins of various de
nominations for ice of assorted sizes
and kinds. Instructions are printed
over each slot, but in the center is the
boldest sign of all: "When all else fails,
try reading directions."
On the day Cleveland pitcher Herb Score struck
out 13 Baltimore Orioles and allowed just one hit,
a nice old lady was seeing her first baseball
game. But she was totally unimpressed. As
she left the park, her only comment was,
"It's a good thing the Baltimores got that one hit.
Otherwise we wouldn't've seen anything!"
Scholastic Coach
Wifely Sentiment
The three little words I
want to hear
from you, to wit, are
"Charge it, dear."
Colleen Hynes Johnson
Stressing the importance
of a large vocabulary, the
college English teacher
told his class, "Use a word
10 times and it will be
yours for life."
' In the back of the room,
a pert blonde senior closed
her eyes and was heard
chanting under her breath,
"Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred,
Fred."
Tracks
it
"Shine?1
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A Point of View
Bridegrooms, consider
This matter and wonder:
The hand that you win
Bears a thumb you'll be
under!
Dick Emmons
An unofficial English-German glossary
has been dreamed up by somebody
in the Air Force. Here are some
of the terms:
Control System Das pullen-und-schoven
werke.
Guidance System Das schteer-en-werke.
Computing Das schlidenruler grupe.
Guided Missile Das sientifiker gesten-
werkes firenkrakker.
Liquid Rocket Das skwirten jucenkind
firenschpitter.
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