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TRAGEDY STRIKES PAT GOONE AGAIN
Scarcely recovered
from the shock of
having her last bride
groom pulverized by
a falling meteor,one
6econd before they
were to be married
last week, heiress Pat
Goone attempted
marriage again ,
vesterday
This photo taken while entering church
( VAAWHAW.'-SHE'LL TRY
AGAIN -BUT NEVER JfOJ&A!
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A FEW WEEKS LATER
PAT GOONE LOSES
19th STRAIGHT
BRIDEGROOM AT
THE ALTAR !!
THIS OKIE DROPS TO
LONG -FORGOTTEN
MANHOLE UNDER
WEAKENED FLOOR
Congress considers low
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