HERALD AND NKWS, KLAMATH FALLS. ORKGON
THURSDAY, JULY 8, 1054
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Somewhere along the line the
mathematics departments of the
public schools and I ran into a
misunderstanding.
And it has caused me trouble all
my life.
I was the only student that I
know of that flunked arithmetic
i one for five years in a row. I was
'. finally allowed to go on to the
higher grades sans math on the
theory that I was a blot to the
civic escutcheon.
, I can add if I'm careful and re
. member to . carry over numbers.
and I can subtract even sums.
Fractions, and percentages leave
me standing out in the cold withj
noies in my snoes. in a nuai ex
tort to do something about the situ
ation I was sent to a private
school, where I wasn't so much
graduated as retired after long and
laithful service. SttU with a com-
plete mental block where figures
are concerned.
The. reason I'm carrying on so.
suppose, is thst a man wbo doesnt
understand percentages and has to
go out where he can make marks in
the dust to do any serious adding
Is in a heck of a fix these days.
Pick up any newspaper or maga
tine and you'll find dozens of ar
ticles dealing with the percentage
of people who eat potatoes as com
pared to those wbo est radishes.
You 11 Una that you can t gei any
where without being able to quote
endless rows of figures to prove
jour point.
Yesterday we picked up a maga
zine to read all about the duck
prospects and what we'll have in
the way of shooting next fall and
all we could find were several
; pages of figures which proved to
us. at least, that the reason bunt
ing Is poorer today Is that there
are fewer ducks. Orandpaw went
out and looked at the sky and if
' he didn't see any ducks around he
went out to the barn and killed a
fryer. Today we look up the sta
tistics in the book and decide
whether we'll go hunting or not.
. Magazine advertisers are . the
: worst offenders. Pick up the aver-
JAMES MARLOW
1 WASHINGTON This is an
ABC on now the United States can
, try to keep Red China out of the
' United Nations.
When the U.N. was created at
, war's end, Chiang Kai-shek's Na
tionalists were the government of
China. As such, they were given
U.N. membership. At that time
the Chinese Communists were a
minority group, not a government.
Later they drove Chiang off the
mainland to the Island of Formosa.
Te set up shop there, claiming his
was still the real government of
all China. .The Reds, occupying all
the mainland, said they were the
' government.
The United States, refusing to
. recognize the Reds, has supported
Chiang with arms and money. But
17 of the U.N.'s 60 member nations
. including Britain, Russia, India,
the Netherlands have recognised
Red China.
The U.N. has two main bodies:
Security Council and General As
sembly. All 60 U.N. members sit
in the Assembly; 11 also sit In the
council. Chiang's Nationalists sit in
both council and Assembly. -
The council Is in continuous ses
sion, the Assembly meets at inter
vals. It doesn't meet again until
Sept. 21. The fight over Red China,
when and if it comes in 1954, is
almost certain to be in the As
sembly, not in the council.
The council and the Assembly
operate more or less Independently
of each other and have different
voting rules. In both places, this
yesr at least, the United States ap
pears now to have enough friendly
votes to seep Red China out.
But this could happen: the As-
eemciy might oust the Nationalists
and seat Red China while the Se
curity Council blocked Red China
and let the Nationalists keep their
seat.
Take the Assembly first:
Say someone moves to seat Red
China. The United States could ask
the vote on this motion be post
poned. The decision would be by
a simple majority of the 60 Assem
bly members. The United States
might have enough friendly votes
to win even on a majority test.
But suppose it loses on this vote.
That doesn't mean Red China
walks in. If the maiorltv voted
against postponing a vote, the Unit
ed mates coma invoke Article It of
the U.N. Charter when the actual
vote on seating Red China came
up.
This says that on any ."impor
tant" question like seating a new
member, Assembly approval must
be by a two-thirds vote. All the
United States would need then
wouia De one third of the votes,
plus one, to keep Red China out.
It could probably do that.
But Russia could argue that Ar
ticle 18 does not apply because
China Is already a member and
that the only Issue was whether to
seat the Communists Instead of the
tlonallsts. If the Assembly
greed with this view, and held
Article IS did not apply, a almnla
majority would decide whether to
amii ea China. The United
States might run into trouble on
that,
;. Now take the Security Council:
Five of its 11 members are per
manent: the United States, Britain,
France, China, Russia. The other
Jig, elected from the Assembly,
hold their seats on a rotating basis.
At present the six are Brazil, Co
lombia. Turkey, Lebanon, Den
age slick paper magasine and
you'll have a full main lesson in
store for you. The percentage of
people that use a certain soap as
compared to the percentage of
peons who are still getting along
with another brand. The percent
age of suds In any given type of
water. I tell you, it's euough to
drive a man mad. I've had to give
up reading the Sunday editions o!
the big ciiy paper-, with the ex
ception of the comics, because they
all deal with whole columns of
frightening figures. They prove
everything by quoting a percent
age of the 1910 price and all I can
see is eventual ruin for everyone.
The last time I delved into a
Siuidiy edition I found out that I
was overheighth one and a quar-!
ter Inches: overweight 55
pounds, lost less time from the!
office due to illness -r- three and a !
third days: was listed among the
is per cent of the people in the
I country who didn't brew his own
beer and that my life expectancy
ran until August it, lsod.
To heck with figures and per
centages. I never solved the prob
lem oi now many oranges could be
picked by two men in three and a
half days if one man could pick a
peck in three fourth of a day. and
I'm not going to start worrying
about it now.
From here on out If any maga
zine or paper carries a story with
percentages in it, they'll have to
get along wi'Vn: s--;ei-ship.
So don't ssy I didn't give fair
warning.
The only fun I get out of this
complete inability to cope with
figures is with bankers. I've seen
bankers who were ordinarily cold,
stern, self possessed, steady-as-a-
rock men turn white and start tot
twitch when they found that I had
opened a personal checking ac
count with their institution. "
I guess they Just knew in ad
vance that they'd have to hire an
extra clerk to try and unsnarl the
mess that I laugniingiy call my
check stubs. But then heck, every
one has to lire.
mark and New Zealand.
The council votes on two kinds
of questions: (a) procedural (or
minor), like setting up a commit
tee to study something and (b)
substantive (very important), like
telling both sides in a war to stop
shooting and withdraw. '
An7 ostsnUve question, like
letting Red China into the Security
Council, can be killed h . 1
of the five permanent members
with a simple veto. The United
States and Nationalist China, both
u council, would cast vetoes.
nussia is never likely to
agree that membership for Red
wT.., "1i'?amlve Question,
instead If It brings the question
up in the Security Council at aU
It is almost certain to try to make
n a procedural matter.
The U.N. Charter provides for
no veto on a procedural question,
which can be approved if 7 of the
11 council members vote for it. But
the Communists could hardly win
that way now because of the coun
cil's makeup. , .
Since 7 of the II votes would
th. eSa"y 10 mt Rd China.
u e.ya,te? States could block that
aJlnM)UT,d round up "ve vot"
against. It seems to have those
that much strength next yesr aft-
hZ,r?VL mporar5r council m-m-oers
are chosen.
The Doctor Says
By EDWIN P. JORD.av M.D
Just above the breast bone!
inT'fn " enIarel. the condl
ttanfke? 01 M gott"- "
IS not OnlV enlai. ...
ceu, of the gland are secreting ex
cessively or abnormally, a se
Is produced known as toxic goiter
"ophthalmic goiter. hy,a old!
7' " disease or other
iWn.Ul.efl,nd b Producing ai
Insufficient hormon. ..,. v
pothyroidlsm Is said to be present!
' In children It is called
fsm. Cretinism must be suspect
ed to all children who are under-
".. num. signs of slowed
development of the bones which
n Discovered oy x-ray ex
amination are also tvnioi
Cretinous children grow slowly
and their mental development Is
also slow. Their hair Is likely to
be thin and the skin dry.
Teething is delaved. th .h.
uiw a uoumny swollen, the legs
short and thick and the extremi
ties in general UnderdevUnn.
Such children are enxv-iaiiv -n-.
ceptible to infections and if un
treated usually die while ni,n
young.
In grownups Insufficient thyroid
secretion causes a condition called
myxedema. This too is rather rare
in this country and because it is
so rare. Its victims freauentiv r.
main diagnostic puzzles for manv
years before the true cause Is de
termined. Loss of memory and mental
SUMMER
WEAR
ALONG NATURE'S TRAIL
by KEN McLEOD
To anyone who sought a nice
secluslve spot to enjoy a picnic on
the Fourth of July it must be ob
viously clear that while we are
living in a country that has the
reputation of being "the wide open
spaces" the available scots for en
joyable family recreation are de
cidedly limited.
Our present public camp ground
system is rapidly becomirg inade
quate to cope with the rising de
mands of population and it is evi
dent that new recreational areas
must be developed within our area
if we are to keep up with the ever
growing popular demand.
Two things are basic to any rec
reational area Shade and Water.
A running brook, an open lake, a
grand vista, are things that are
desirable, and. the popularity of an
area Is gauged by these extra at
tractions suppuea ay uower na
ture. Within this great Klamath area
we have innumerable and potential
places thst can be developed to
take care of our expanding de
mands. But the development of
water and sanitary facilities
well as suitable roads of access are
things that cost money. The prob
lem of financing recreational areas
is ever a serious one.
At the present time It Is largely
the sportsman who dominates the
publicity tn the field of recreation
for hunting and fishing are two
very important recreational activi
ties and the participants in these
sports have some degree of organi
zation. The plight of other recrea-
tionlsts, however, who do not hunt
or fish, is beginning to be a sub
ject of growing concern in the den
ser populated sections of our na
tion.
Naturally at the top of the list
of recreational areas stands our
national forest lands. The 180.000
000 acres of national forest land In
the United States belongs to all its
people and for the sportsman, rep
resents the largest unposted public
hunting and fishing area still open
to him. The national forest Is uie
most important item for the 32.500-
000 sportsmen, and uncounted mil
lions of other recreation seekers.
Yet In spite of the vast increasing
recreational use of these public
lands the necessary funds required
to provide the minimum of serv
ices for the public's accommoda
tion is exceedingly small.
Congress has always taken a dim
view of providing funds for recre
ational development on our public
lands, national parks and monu
SAM DAWSON
By WALTER BREEDE JR.
(For Sam Dawsra)
NEW YORK U New markets
for black gold are opening up in
far-away places while demand in
the world's greatest oil-consuming
nation is leveling off.
That's the situation confronting
the multibllllon-dollar petroleum
Industry today: too much oil in the
United States, not enough to satlsy
the fast-growing requirements of
less prosperous populations else
where. Many of the big U.S. oil com
panies are actively going after this
foreign business. The results of
their efforts can be seen in the
glittering new refineries and tank
farms that have sprung up In re
cent months all the way from the
English Channel and the North Sea
to the South Pacific.
Lost year foreign countries out
side the Soviet sphere stepped up
their total consumption of oil pro
ducts by a whopping 7 per cent.
dullness are common In myxede
ma. Backaches and pain In the
limbs and Joints may be present.
The skin becomes thickened.
roughened and dry. The features
are coarsened, the lips become
thickened and the nostrils and
month enlarge.
There are other signs of low
thyroid activity in grownups.
Successful treatment both of
cretinism and myxedema consists
In supplying the patient with thy
roid extracts obtained from ani
mals, .
The response to the Droc-er treat
ment in myxedema Is remarkable;
the symptoms dlssppesr and a
new crop of hair grows in. Even
In children when treatment with
thyroid extract la begun early,
growth and development can be
re-established.
CORNER TH
in
ments. The distressing point be
hind this congressional disregard
of public service and unwillingness
to appropriate sufficient funds to
do the job, is pointed up by the
fact that those who do not want
to see the publlo increase it: use
ot these areas have prevailed
upon Congress to consider, with
amazing rapidity, such Items as
the stockmen's bills, watered-down
mining claim bill, and national
forest exploitation measures while
at the same time they have
blocked every effort to provide an
adequate budget to do some real
constructive work in wildlife habi
tat improvement, stream improve
ment and developing camp sites
and recreational areas so that the
American public can enjoy the rec
reational opportunities of Its own
public lands.
The powerful lobbies of the spe
cial interest groups have done
much to give the impression that
Congress is more inclined to sup
port the will of these minority or
ganizations than to give adequate
consideration to the obvious wide
spread public Interest. There Is an
old saying: "Money makes the
Msre go" and there is no denying
but that special Interests seeking
control over the public lands have
plenty ot such "filthy lucre" and a
willingness to apply it for their
special benefit.
while people right within our
own area were searching for some
quiet place to enjoy a holiday, and.
such popular spots as the Lake of
the Woods became a muling mass
of humanity under a dense cloud
of dust: we traveled a day and a
half through a primitive wilderness
in the great Mount Shasta Recrea
tion Area, not much further re
moved from Klamath Falls than
is our famous Crater Lake. In all
of this time we were on the east
slope of the famous mountain we
did not encounter a single person.
In spite of the numerous wonderful
opportunities for camping and pic
nic sites along the clear babbling
brooks flowing through a virgin
forest a primitive wilderness of
firs and sugar pines. - -
The reason was quite obvious, as
was the posted signs on the bridge
over Ash Creek; "Bridge Unsafe'
with the penciled notation "Road
Impassible," and, which it was for
any modem car. There has been
no funds available to keep such
recreational facilities in repair
since Congressional appropriations
being useless expressions of ex
travagance. . ...
This year foreign demand is ex
pected to rise 7 per cent more
to an all-time high of 4.750,000 bar
rels dally.
By contrast, U.S. demand is ex
pected to show a gain of only
per cent.
The United States Is still far and
away the world's, biggest Oil user.
This year consumption is expected
to reach 7.900,000 barrels dally.
That's another new record, but it's
only a hair's breadth over domestic
oil use In 1853. In most other post
war years me gam nad been much
greater.
Oilmen ssy the present Industry
pattern a slow, gradual growth
in tnis country and a dynamic ex.
panslon overseas will assume
even sharper outlines. That's be
cause the United States has be
come of age as an oil consuming
nation while many others arc
starting from .scratch. In some un
derdeveloped areas the evolution
has come about with breath-taking
speed almost overnight from
donkey cart to helicopter. -
One significant by-product of the
rise in foreign demand: dollar
pinched countries once almost ex
clusively dependent on foreign oil
are trying to become self-sufficient.
And they're getting American
companies to help. Drilling crews
trained in U.8. techniques are nard
at work in Britain, Germany and
France. Countries once bitterly
hostile to foreign capital have
rolled out the welcome mat for
American dollars, American geolo
gists and American engineers. The
more oil they find Inside their own
borders, the less they'll have to
buy abroad.
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-JULY -SALE
AND MAIN
Hal Boyle
NEW YORK I Will AmeYl-
can women now turn to smoking
pipes or cigars?
There has been considerable
hopelul tub-thumping that this will
nappen as a result of the recent
discovery mot cigarettes can t
take away wrinkles or build eith
er muscle or character.
The pipe manufacturers already
are Joyously rushing into produc
tion with series of dalnty-steinmed
colorful little chimneys designed
to match milady's purse, bell and
shoes.
The cigar boys are leas opti
mistic about Invaduig the femin
ine market on a mass basis. But
here and there you can hear them
murmur wistfully, "After all, lad
les of fashion In some European
countries have enjoyed cigars Ui
public for generations. Why not
here?" i
Well, if women cere. for what one
man says (and what women do? ,
they'll either stick sturdily to
cigarettes or. If they Insist on
chsnglng v their tobacco habits,
switch to chewing tobacco or snuff.
For years I was a voice in the
wilderness, crying for women to
take up cigars or pipes. I pointed
out that cigars helped Amy Lowell
write fine poetry; they made
'Poker Alice" one of the best
card gamblers in Old Deadwood,
S.D.'s palmy mining days.
It seemed reasonable that since
women wanted more and more to
act like men, dress like men and
talk like men, they ought to smoke
dears and pipes like men. This
held out the possibility that in
lime tney could even be like men
reasonable, thoughtful, eaay-go-
tng, peaceful, and less quick to
detect and find fault with those
small nyspecks that mar. even the
best of husbands.
This Illusion has vanished. I
have thought the whole thing
through and decided that a na
tion of clgar-or-plpe-smoking wo
men would be a national disaster
from the male viewpoint.
Take the simple matter of cost.
No family budget today is large
enough to support two serious cigar
smokers. And If somebody has to
scrimp on his stogies. It won't be
mama. It'll be papa. He'll be
wandering around the house
cadging her stumps from the ash
trays. The cost factor also will enter
Into pipe smoking. Do you think
for a moment that a wife will
be satisfied with Gen. Douglas
MacArthur a famous corncob
model? Nay. Indeed. She'll need
a separate pipe for every house
dress or cocktail gown she buys. A
pipe will become Just another ac
cessory to her wardrobe, and don't
think the pipe she wears out In
the evening won't have to be plat
ed with silver or gold and studded
with something more expensive
wan rninestoncs.
There Is still another problem.
America doesn't produce enough
matches or lighters to keep the
ladles supplied if they switch to
cigars or pipes.
Nor would the gallantry or
muscle of American manhood be
equal to the task of keeping mama
lit up. I figure some man has to
scratch three matches for every
cigarette a woman smokes today,
Think how arm-weary men will
become it they have to keep he
pipe or cigar fuming. All It can
result in is more divorces, with
the husband whining:
"Judge, she smokes 4 cigars a
night, and I have to light each
cigar 40 times, and that's 160
matches, and I'm so worn out I
can't do my work next day. Oive
me the kids, Judge, and I'll be
glad to pay her cigar alimony."
No, the sensible thing for wo
men to do, If they must change at
all, is to switch back to chewing
tobacco. 1 Some pioneer mothers
used chawln' terbaccy and when
has the world created a finer
breed? . .
When a wife Is gnawing on a cud
of good old peachy plug you can
ne sure of one thing she'll be to
happy and contented to burn out
her old man's ear with small
mean talk. It'll bring peace and
quiet to the home. '
Lipstick Smtarcd
Ovflr Freeway
LOS ANOELES in The harbor
freeway was smeared with red aft
er a panel truck went out of con
trol - yesterday and rolled three
times.
But It wasn't blood and Ihe driver
was only slightly hurt. Max Factor
Co, said the load of lipstick In the
truck was worth $10,000.
BIG
SAVINGS
1 J'"' zrr72
ONE OF THE GRAND MARSHALS in the Klamath Baiin Roundup Parade and In the qr.nd
entry at the rodeo wa Mrt. Keith Moon, atop one of the Moonj' famoul palominot. The
couple hat participated in Tournament of Roiet, Rote Foitival and International Livestock
Exhibition parades and hat won honor! for their colorful and attractive coitumei.
U.i Demands
WASHINGTON I The United
Stales has seived Red Czechoslo
vakia with a brusque demand lor
the "Immediate return" of seven
U.8. soldiers who this government
charged were kidnaped last
Sunday.
The State Department disclosed
Car Accident
Victims Named
SAN DIEGO HI A clue to the
Identity of thrco person who per
ished when an automobile plunged
Into Thompson River near Lylton,
B.C.. was disclosed here Wednes
day by the California State Patrol,
The Patrol said the automobile
was one purchased In Alpine,
Calif., last month by Maurice E.
Fowler of Ketchikan. Alaska. Fow
ler, the patrol reported, left Al
pine June 31 for Ketchikan and Is
believed to have been accompanied
by his daughter Mildred, . and
Arnold Klndler, 43, also of Ketchi
kan. In Alpine. It was reported that
Fowler said he wa going to re
turn to Alaska, sell his property
there and then come back to Cal
ifornia. The license number by which
ownership of the car waa traced
was furnished the patrol by Royal
Canadian Mounted Police. Neither
the car nor Its occupants have
been recovered from the turgid.
30-feet-decp waters of the Thomp
son.
Witnesses said they saw three
persons in the car when It plunged
over the 100-foot bank Into the
river.
Klamath
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lii-t nluht that u n rxcrplionnlly
stiff uote was delivered to llio
Ciech Forrlgu Office In Prague
yesterday.
That note dismissed as unfound
ed Czech claims that the acvrn
a cuptuin and six enlisted men
were spying when they were seized
by a Ciech border palrol near the
West German town of Bacrnnu
July 4.
' But a few hours after the U. 8.
note was handed to Czech diplo
matic officials, the Communist
satellite government repealed Us
espionage charge In a Prague
radio broadcast heard in Vienna.
The U.S. note, protesting "In the
strongest terms this abduction oi
American soldiers." a a I d tile
Americana "were proceeding Inno
cently without arms along Ihe
Czech-German) border . . . when
they were seized by a Czech
palrol."
American Army spokesmen In
Oermany have wild the soldiers
who have not been publicly Identi
fied pending notification ot kin
were on Irave and may have
crossed the Ciech border by
mistake while on a tight&cctng
trip.
However the Czech teply note
to the United Slates aa read over
the Prague radio Insisted that
"their conlesslon and behavior con
firm the group entered Czech ter
ritory to conduct an espionage nils
elon." The Czech note said further the
soldiers confessed that they en
tered Czrrh territory by Illegal
means and that films found on
them revealed that they had pho
tographed objects on Czechoslovak
soli.
The Prague broadcast said the
Americans were arrested after try
ing to elude the border guarda.
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Guided Missile
Squadron To Be
Sent To Germany
Washington wi The Air
Force plana to -send to Uriiiiany
this lull a second squadron of about
600 oil ice and men equipped with
Matador guided iiilnsllrs.
The first pilotleas bomber squad
ron went to Urrmany In March,
and la stationed at Bllburg. The
Air ttorcn announcement last night
did not aay where the second will
based. It Is Ihe 60th Squadron,
commanded by Lt. Cot. Itlchard
W. Maflry of Klrksvllle. Mo., and
now Is training at Patrick Air
Porco Base, Flo,
'Hie Matador, powered by turbo
jet engines, has a range of . be
tween 630 and l.ooo tniloe. It I
capable of carrying an atomlo
warhead.
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