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HERALD & NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
TUESDAY, JULY IS. HIM
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By DtB
The first time we were much
aware of the existance of Richard
Nixon, the OOP candidate for vice
president of these United States,
was when he ran against the loud,
dramatic, flamboyant Helen Gaha
nan Douglas to reoresent California
in the U.S. Senate.
That was an interesting contest
Just to see how a "straight" young
man would come out against the
leil-wine and Hollywood influence
that was represented by Mrs.
Douglas in our neighboring, some
times screwball, state. (He did all
right.)
Interest was added to the name,
Nixon, when Mac Enley, the for
mer Herald and News man. made
his first return visit here from
Southern California.
Mac. then Just getting going on
the Long Beach Press-Telegram,
was assigned to politics. With
characteristic Epley vigor, he had
plunged Into the study and report
ing of same, and so was in close
touch with Nixon.
Mac was strong for the man. Said
Nixon was better man than War
rensmart, honest, "had It."
Since then, ol course, we've read
of his activities in the Senate, fer
reting out Communists and break
ing open the Alger Hiss case.
Mac, who was one of the 3600
members of the press covering the
Republican convention in, Chicago,
should be Jubilant that his fair
haired California!! was named to
team with Dee.
. Progress Report on Porcupines:
We've tasted cooked porcupine
cold, that Is, but nonetheless gen
uine, and good. It came about like
this:
Over the Fourth, Bob Reddard.
32& Oregon Avenue, took the neigh
Dwight D. Eisenhower
y SAUL fCTT
Associated Press Writer
This is the third in series
f Ave articles on the Republi
can presidential nominee, Iiwijtat
Eisenhower. In this chapter of
the Ike story, the writer traces
and dissects Eisenhower's epie
climb to glory in World Wsr IL
By SAUL PETT
Long before Lodge or Dewey
backed him, long before Minnesota
made its crucial switch, the first
and greatest campaigners in
Dwlght Eisenhower's rise to the
Reoublican DresidentlsJ nominstion
were 3,000,000 anonymous men
called GI's.
Thev mnrta him a winner.
' They gave him victory in Eur
ope and made him a symbol or
free men in triumph.
It is a debt be has frequently ac
knowledged with characteristic hu
mility. ' And just what did Ike do for the
GI's and other nameless men of
the international army which de
feated Hitler and Mussolini?
Historians and military experts
differ on many points but on this
much they seem to agree.
Poor Driving
Costs $350
Fines totaling t350 were assessed
32-year-old Robert Armme Young
of Tulelake in District Court and
Municipal Court yesterday after
noon. Young was arrested by State
Police Sunday afternoon , and
booked at the County Jail on a
charge of drunk driving. He also
laces two hit-and-run charges
growing out ol two automobile mis
haps occurring Sunday.
In District Court he was fined
1300 for drunk driving and $25
for falling to stop at the scene of
an accident, and in Municipal
Court was fined (25 for falling to
8 top at tne scene oi an accident.
Cripple Saves
Three Children
ELSINORE, Calir. OB A on e
trmed man went to the rescue
when six children brothers and
listers floundered into the water
it Lake Elsinore from war sur
plus life raft Monday. He saved
tie three youngest but the other
Uiree drowned.
Sheriff's deputies reported that
the children apparently became
tanlckv when the youngest, a 4-year-old
girl, fell Into the water,
rhen all the others either fell or
lumped In.
On the shore Joe Kuperwitz, SO,
)bserved the children and noticed
,hat a wind had sent their rait
irlfting. He set out in a motorboat
o row them back to shore. It was
while he was nearing the raft that
ine girl fell in.
Kuperwitz dived In Rnd pulled
hree into his boat but a fourth
ilipped from his grasp. The oar
mts are Mr. and Mrs. Ceclllo Cor
iova of Compton, Calif., who Were
mentioning at this Riverside Coun
y resort with their 10 children.
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The ROUNDS
ADDISON ' ' j
bor boys. Jerry and Jeff, sons of
Mr. and Mrs. Gene Woods, on a
fishing trip.
Thev camped on Dead Horse
Creek in the Dairy Creek country.
During the night a porker invaded
cams, chewed up Jerry's shoes.
and in turn was dispatched bv
Reddard with .21 and a flashlight.
Next day the oorker was skinned
and dressed i looked like a large
dressed rabbit) and put in the pot
over the camplire. Cooked with
savory gait and onions for five or
six hours, he made a feast for the
crew
Thev all pronounced It delicious
the flavor a cross between beef
ana tamo.
Thanks to Gene we had a sample
of the leftovers, cold. Add a slight
touch of the flavor of rabbit to the
beef-lamb blend and you have our
pronouncement.
Somebody always horns In to
spoil the fun.
Ken Mcleod, the naturalist, says
that if we campaign to kill off all
the PorcuDlnes. to keep them from
eating up the reproduction pine in
the Basin, then the forestry people
will have to send men into the
woods to thin out the thickets so
that the remaining trees will grow
into merchantable timber quicker.
Question is: Has the balance of
nature been upset bv killing oft
the natural enemies of the porkles
so that they're eating up our tim
ber or would killing 'em off uoeet
the balance of nature so that voung
stands of pine trees would have to
be thinned by hand.
Take your choice but we recom
mend that at the next opportunity
vou slay, dress and cook a porcu
pine, and then report the spot to
Duncan Hlnes.
Ike was the great organizer, the
great welder of unity in the most
polyglot force ever assembled.
Be worked out much of the cru
cial strategy. He made many of
the agonizingly important de
cisions. And he did this with a smiling
grace and humility that won many
grateful friends at the front and at
home.
He proved, as Winston Churchill
said, he was "no glory-hopper."
It was never "Eisenhower's Head-
Quarters" in the datelines of the
dispatches. Only. "Allied Head
quarters."
He took Jlttle credit in victory
but stood ready to take the raps
in defeat.
While Allied troops were storm
ing Omaha Beach, he dictated this
statement, which he never had to
use:
"Our landings in the Cherbourg
Havre area have failed in train
satisfactory foothold and I have
wiinarawn tne troops. My decision
to attack at this time and place
was based upon the best informa
tion available. The troops, the air,
and the Navy did all that hraverv
and devotion to duty could do. If
any blame or fault attaches to the
attempt, it is mine' alone."
Although a million light years
separated their rank, the GI fre
quently felt he had a real friend
in his supreme commander. Just
oeiore tne big push across the
Rhine, the five-star general fell in
step with a young nnfantryman.
How are you feeling, son?" the
general asked.
"Sir. I'm awful nervous," the boy
said. "I was wounded two months
ago and Just got back from the
hospital yesterday. I don't feel no
good!"
Well," said Ike, "you and I are
a good pair then, because I'm
nervous, too. But we've planned
this attack for a long time and
we ve got all the planes, the guns.
and airborne troops we can use to
smash the Germans. Mavh if
Just walk along together to the
river we'll be good for each other."
Ana tney were.
This, of course, was the com
mon touch so important to good
generals and political candidates.
But more important in the liber
ation of Europe was Eisenhower's
talent for making Americans. Bri
tish, French, Poles, Greeks. Can
adians. Norwegians. Australians.
New Zealanders. Italians and South
Africans fight togehter.
Added to this were the Jealousies
of individual air forces, ground
forces, naval forces.
Somehow Ike Dulled them all to-
gether more truly united than thev
ever had been before."
Elsenhower could ioke about a
lot of things but not where the
precious unity ol his command was
involved.
It was legend around his head-
quarters, in London, Algiers or
Paris, that he could forgive you
for calling s fellow officer an
SOB."
But If vou called him a "British
SOB," you'd find yourself going
home on a slow freighter, unescort
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When kidner function slow, down, many
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to cold or wrens diet may cause setting up
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Don't neglect your kidney if thete condi
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diuretic. Uaed aucceeefully by tnllllone for
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HER OLD WOOD-BUKNINQ
A gentleman by the name of
Cameron Shipp, writing In the cur
rent issue of a popular pocket-size
magazine (Reader's Digest) has
come out unequivocally in favor of
letter-writing, preferably on post
cards. At the same time, he has
lashed out vigorously at the tra
ditional, hackneyed forms and
phrases used in the business and
personal letter.
Mr. Shipp's article promised to
fill a need in my life. It held out
the promise of turning what is to
me an onerous chore Into a de
lightfully gay litle game of com
munications, approached with Joy,
wit, humor and anticipation. After
being impressed with Mr. Shipp's
general attitude on the subject. I
followed his seven rules to the let
ter, and I feel strongly he's let
me down.
In the first place. Mr. Shipp told
about a fun-loving, letter-writing
friend who scrawled a brief note
to him on the back of a bank
statement. After reading the note,
which merely indicated the friend
was alive and well, the Shipp fam
ily spent an evening trying to figure
out how much the writer made and
how he spent his money. Later,
the same fellow dropped him a line
on the back of a letter from an
editor accepting a story the letter
writer had written.
I have a backlog of letters, most
ly yellowing with age, from people
to whom I owe letters, ine martea
reluctance with which I approach
letter-writing had rather simplified
my. own problem, becuse my de
termined postal silence has dis
couraged unilateral correspondence.
At any rate, I picked out a cou
ple of people I'd like to hear from,
and then I went through a batch of
recent communications, looking for
something titillating to use the back
of it to write something on a nice
sentence if you understand it.
My bank statement was elimi
nated immediately, for the simple
reason that the bank and I have
been engaged for the past three
years in trying to find a sum in
the amount of J17.95 which we lost
in the bookkeeping. I save bank
statements against the day I find
proof the bank is wrong, not me.
There was my monthly electricity
and gas bill, but the company It
self writes all over it. No room
for a message there. There was
a snappy little number about "We
are sure that through some over
sight you have neglected to pay . ."
but I decided that would give some
person I hadn't seen for a couple
of years a bad impression. There
was a doctor's prescription for co
deine, but it wouldn't give anyone
a lift because you know how doc
tors write and my correspondent
might think I was suffering from
something terrible. My best possi
bility was a printed offer for an
extra box of soap chips for one
cent if I present the coupon at my
grocery store, and I decided not
to part with it on grounds it wasn't
good for much of a laugh and I
might want to use it.
' Mr. Shipp advocated brief notes
on post-cards, promising that It
would take only a minute to whip
one out. I found I had only one
cent postcards. I couldn't find my
typewriter and then found it need
ed a new ribbon. After a half-hour,
I gave up the post card project.
I do agree with Mr. Shipp that
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WASHINGTON HI Since the
Republicans provided our first
coast-to-coast televised convention.
they were guinea pigs for the
Democrats who had a team of mistake-finders
glued to TV screens
in Chicago, taking notes.
So at least In a technical way
for Instance, camera shots of the
speakers televising of the Demo
cratic convention which opens next
Monday should be a little smoother
than the Republican. But In a
technical way only.
Conventions have followed the
same pattern for generations
some parts serious, some boring.
some old fashioned, and some lull
of hokum and fantasy and the
politicians who run them cling to
tradition like a hungry man to a
Jug of Jam.
For this reason it would be ask
ing too much of either party to
make radical changes this year
Just because for the first time the
nation had a TV box-seat and an
opportunity to see politicians Per
form, some times at their worst.
The starting time is a good ex
ample of convention habits. The
delegates themselves don't take
the chairman seriously when he
savs the next session will begin
at 11:30 a.m. or 8, P.m. They know
from experience it will be later.
So they arrive later.
And no matter how many ses
sions in a convention, each must
have Identical preliminaries which
consume another half-hour before
the delegates can get down to bus
iness: A band plays the Star
Spangled Banner, the delegates
there's no reason to start letters
with the ubiquitous "dear." I tried
out a few other salutations, how
ever, and I can't find a better
one. I essayed "Ml" and "Hello."
I tried starting with a stark. "John"
and also with no salutation at all.
"Dear" doesn't mean dear, but It
does provide a comfortable handle.
The traditional closings are com
fortable, too. These other things
sound smarty and unnatural.
Mostly, however, I'd like to tell
Mr. Shipp that there's no painless
way to write a letter if you don't
like to write letters In the first
place. Mr. Shipp must face the tact
that there are some people who
don't like to write letters. Just as
there are some people who don't
like beets. And those of us who
don't like tp write must Just steel
ourselves to the penalty of not re
ceiving letters, either. Just bills.
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pledge allegiance to the flag, a
new clergyman each nine savs a
praver. and some talented singers
pour out tneir nign-pricea notes
over the heads of the delegates too
busy talking to hour them.
It might seem mat u ail tnia
were done once, at the beginning
of the first session, tt would be
enough to last the whole conven
tion. Bv the time the nominating
speeches have been reached, the
delegates already nave pretty wen
made ur their minds about the
candidates whose names and his
tories thev know and whose hands
thev have probably shaken not
once but often. It's too late now
for oratory to change their emo
tions or intentions.
Nevertheless, like the bearer of
wonderful but secret tidings, Sen
ator Locusfocus spends 16 minu
tes before mentioning the name
of So-and So with a series of state
ments that go like this: "The man
I nominate is a man who. . . ."
Of course, if Senator Locuslocus
ever slipped and started his speech
with So-snd So's name, he'd never
finish it. thus losing 15 minutes of
talking time, because the mob on
the floor would think tne name
was the signal to start the hoopla,
being more Interested In the sig
nal than In the speech.
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The Doctor
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lly Dr. K. P. JOItliAN
Some time ago llila column pub
lished a brief discussion of snor
ing and suggested Hint readers who
had any suggestions might write
In their experiences. Several did.
U.D.M. writes:
"Tape across my mouth from
side to side and extending an Inch
or two beyond each corner keeps
my mouth cloned all night, and.
I am told, has changed the loudest
snurrr In this part of the country
into a reasonably quiet sleeper.
CHS. refers to a method for
rorrrctlng this Iroublo by having
the patient clone his mouth before
going to bed and pasting a piece
of court-plaster over Ills mouth,
about a quarter Inch wide and an
Inch lone. Tills he says, has to be
continued for about a moiiih.
A lady writes that her husband
was a snorer until she persuaded
him to sleep without a pillow, which
apparently solved the problem.
Another reader says her husband
was one ot the noisiest snorera ever
until she Induced him to use two
pillows. Now, she writes, "he la
so quiet at night, I ullen listen to
make sure he Is still breathing."
Another correspondent, K.T., also
said two pillows slopped his snor
ing. Finally, a lady who shall be
nameless writes: "My husband
was a chroiilo disturber of my
nightly peace by reason of his len.
torian snoring. By multiplying and
disposing his pillows under his head
and shoulders his position ; while
sleeping was changed. Thereafter
he ceased to snore.
"Tills may not be a cur. of any
thing, but Is related because It Indi
cates Uiat snoring may be due to
faulty posture of the eleeper. Bala.
Ing the head and shoulders by add
ing pillows may help but lew. but
each one should experiment In the
matter of tho sleeping posture."
Since none of the treatments sug
gested are likely to be hasardoua
for any healthy anorer, readera
who are so Inclined air welcome
to try them, though tnis writer
guarantees neither the results nor
the comfort.
Q Can vou tell me If cancer of
the throat Is contagious? That Is.
rsn a husband or wile catch It from
each other? M.P.H.
A I thought by now everyone
was' familiar with the fact that
cancer was not contagious and can
not be caught by one petson from
another.
Q I have a skin condition called
vitiligo, and I am much worried
about this. Is there a cure?
Mrs. F.K
A This condition Is due to lack
of pigment In the akin, but the
cause is obscure and there la no
treatment which restores the nor
mal pigment. It Is nothing to worry
snout except tor appearance a sase.
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NEW YOUK liH The first
tiling A couple doci after buying
a pint's in tho country Is lu html
having weekend guests.
This Is because thev iiinke a
surmising discovery Thev llnd
lhat in Hie anuu re U mil thev
yenrnpd for "to get awnv Hum
it all" they have a new problem
purpose:
1. It glvea their rural kUIrn the
thorns that .very I'aiadlsa needs.
l it provides Uiein Willi mime-
one to lulk to and critlclie
besldra euch other. Nothing brings
a Host and hostess closer toueilier
Ihnii their muiunl disapproval ol
their houe guests.
The mnttoutliln between a week
end guest and his host ami liosiens
la one ol the mo.tl conuilicitted
rltiiHl ol American clvilisnlluii.
What Is the problem ol the
ue.MV He I ma a duuble duty, llr
must be neither a complete bore
nor an utter boor. And vet he
must make himnelt at least alight
Iv ridiculous, or those who enter
tain him will feel chrnlcd.
People who own country pliices
love to Irnde tales of the straime
nutlcs of their house gueMs. bd,
It you behave yourself with per
fect propriety, vou frustrate voiir
host and hostess. 'Hiev have noth
ing to brag about themselves when
Fiery Labor
Leader Dies
PORTLAND I Dr. Marie
Equl, who 30- years ago made
headlines as a fiery leader ol the
Wobbly labor movement, died Mon
day In a Portland hospital at 111.
age of 80.
She received her medical train
ing at the University of Orrgon
and practiced In Portland until
her retirement 30 years agu.
She suffered a broken back In
1011 when run down by hurse
riding strikebreaker! at a can
nery. Later she helped organlie strikes
for the International Workers ol
the World, the Wobblles. During
World War I she stumped the Paci
fic Northwest urging men not tn
enlist. For that she was sentenced
to three years in prison, but was
pardoned by President Woodrew
Wilson after serving 10 mnntlis.
Her last major fight was lor the
longshoremen during the Mi
strike.
Several mnntlis ago ahe broke
her hip and had been hospitalised
since.
Two sisters and a brother, of
New Bedford, Mass., and an adopt,
ed daughter, Mrs. Mnry Lukes,
Portland, survive.
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their helulibor says on Tuesday!
'Well, we I't'ltitliilv had en odd
i leu wo found ho hud been playing
Ihiinsrll lick lack to with a
blue pt'iicil on the bedroom wall."
I he Idea is to depart leaving
your host and hostess with a feel
ing ol win m goodwill and smug
uprrloi llv.
The following guide may b.
handy to a guest who want to
achieve this goal:
1. II the pliiuie rings Just ea
vim Imve tiis.ird one of the host's
ihildirii luuh in tho air, don't run
laud pick up the receiver. Walt
unit rnlt'h Hie child first.
J. Never go Into the kitchen un
less Hip hostess lirsl hands you
an enurnved Invitation.
S Don I merely rliut kl. at vour
hnst'a Inkes, or say. "I've heard
Unit one." Hull on the floor In
laiiuhlri'.
4. lirt badlv sunburned. Suburb.
amies never really forgive a week
end guest who refusco to gel aun
burned.
5. Hrlng vour own towels. Hos.
jtesses secretly hate guests who sc.
luuilv (lie those dinky overgrown
nnnklm Ihev drnpe around tli.
bathroom and which carry audi
rule embroidered messauea aa
"put your psw tracks here."
ll II they gel out the cards for
a little gnme of canasta, be aensl-
ble mid lose. Don't win. Do you
think the host exnecla In nay out
of his own pocket for all the hot
nogs lie scrvea you over a long
weekend?
7. Hand your hostess a "guest
insurance" policy on your arrival.
Hits will cover the damaaea If
you sit down on her antique sola
aim mens it.
8 Urlng a gift they can us. In
iimke their country horn, mora
liveable. A small station wagon la
always acceptable.
. Do something tany, such aa
standing on your head alter .very
ninil and explaining: "It'a the
only wny I've found to conius. my
ulcer." Thsl'll give them some
thing tn tell their neighbors after
you have gone.
Observ. these simple rules, and
the word will get around that you
are an ideal weekend guest. People
will soon be fighting to have you
visit them sgain and again.
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