iAGE SIX
HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THURSDAY. JUNE 12, 1052
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Klamath Falls Is assuming a
gala holiday atmosphere these days
as workmen go about tacking up
the annual bunting, flags and
streamers that (to with the round
up. Marred a little bit, of course,
by the snow of Tuesday night, but
till bright and brave whenever the
sun comes out. Street decorations
of this type are one of the thinirs
left over from the past. One of the
welcome things. There Is so much
Neon and briRht lighting anymore
that one forgets the get-togethors
of earlier days when people drove
Into town in biiRRles and farm
wagons. They drove in under the
same kind of bunting we have now.
It's a touch of the past entirely
fitting with the coming of the rodeo.
'A couple of the local boys rate
a news item today. One is the sad
news that Oib Fleet, chef supreme
and barbecue king of the Basin has
been In Good Samaritan Hospital
in Portland for the oast few days
with a gimpv back. Very little bar
becuing to be done in a hospital.
, The other mention is much more
on the cheerful side. G. W. "Bill"
Houston,' perennial secretary of the
Elks club, celebrated his 38th birth
day last Tuesday. Considering the
fact that he's been around town so
lone he looks remarkably fit for
a man of that age. At least he toil
us he was 38. .
Reading somewhere the other
day. can't remember Just where,
and came across a reference to
Stewart Holbrook as a historian.
Which is neither here nor there
except that it reminded me that on
April 22nd of this year Holbrook's
latest book, "Far Corner." was pub
lished. If you like tales of the early
days in the West, if you are a stu
dent of historic events in the North
west and if you enjoy good writing
at Its best then you should dash
down to the nearest book stall and
grab a copy.
Far be it from this writer to
write a review. But I'll sav this
much you'll be both surprised and
delighted bv what vou find between
the covers of Far Corner. And II
vou are a newcomer you'll wonder
why you didn't come to the North
west sooner.
You'll also find, if you are a fol
lower of the Holbrook pennines.
that he is something of an ana
chronism. He writes of his beloved
Northwest, in glowing terms that
make you wonder at the paradise
around vou. in one volume and
follows it up with special stories
and articles bewailing the fact that
too manv people are moving into
the territory, that conditions are
becoming overcrowded and that
Portland, his nome city ines a
transplanted east coaster is ret
ting too big for its britches.
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By DR. E. P. JORDOJf, '
The frequency with which I re
ceive inquiries concerning psoriasis
(pronounced with the p silent) is
evidence of how badly more Jnfor
niation Is needed on this curious
akin disease, h. W. writes, for exam
ple, "Please tell me what causes
Psoriasis, and is there a known
cure?".
These are 64 questions since the
exact cause of psoriasis is not
known and there is, as yet, no
cure. So far as cause is concerned.
It is known that several members
of the same family may be af
flicted, but Just why is not clear.
It is also known that psoriasis
Is quite often associated with cer
tain kinds of arthritis, though here
again, just what the connection is
between the two conditions is un
certain. Psoriasis, because of its peculiar
appearance, is a source of a good
deal of worry to those who have
It, but although one physician has
written me concerning serious com-
Jilications from the disease, it
s generally considered relatively
harmless so far as life and general
health are concerned.
If the psoriasis starts suddenly
this Is likely to be severe itching.
In the more chronic cases (which
are more frequent) there is little
or no itching. Those parts of the
EKin wmcn nave become involved
for a long time generally become
covered with a thick scale. When
the scale is scraped off, tiny bleed
ing spots appear underneath.
Many treatments are being used
for psoriasis. Most of them pro
duce good results the first time
they are tried, but too often the
Improvement turns out to be only
temporary, and when it is repeat
ed the good results that happened
the first time fall the second.
The remedies most often used by
skin specialists for psoriasis Include
ointments containing coal tar, ex
posure to ultraviolet rays (psoriasis
is usually better in the summer)
and X-rays. Almost every year, too,
there is a report of some new and
"better" treatment, but as yet
there is none which has stood up
and really does the Job for every
body without any failures.
Some day the right treatment
will come, but until it does, psori
asis will be discouraging to treat
for patient and doctor alike. How
ever, it is being carefully studied
and some greatly Improved treat
ment could come at any time.
A trio of talent from one of the
visiting bands dropped hi at a local
watering hole the other nicht and
proved to the local yokels that peo
ple are people no matter where
vou find 'em. While these highly
touted creatures 01 the muse were
relaxing someone tossed a nickel
in the Juke box. Conversation be
tween the muslcans halted, atten
tive ears were pricked for the melo
dy and then, after a few bars, the
artists wrote off the entire thing
as "pretty cornv" stuff.
Far be it from me to disagree
with the experts. But having heard
some of their recordings I'm in
clined to think it professional lea-
Hornsby Has
Wife Woe Too!
ST. LOUIS i.fi Mrs. Roger
Hornsbv filed suit In Circuit Court
here Wednesday for separate inain-
NEW YORK W Millions of I sy Job and stow it in the relrlg
American husbands are going forth c,ator. where It smells up the rest i tenance Irom the deposed manager
now 10 piy ine nation 3 sireaius .
with rod and rod. of the food
11 you nook a recoro suensn.
And guess who's going
too? Mama!
The lady fishermen Is a rising
figure In the world's oldest port.
. Just why is beyond me. I have
become reconciled to the fact that
baseball no longer could get bv
without the financial benefit of
lady rooters. Lady wrestlers I can
understand, as they get paid
their hair-pulling mayhem.
But the why and wherefore of
tl ; enormous increase in the num
ber of lady anglers escape me al
together. Women are highly prac
tical creatures, and if there is any
thing more impractical than dang-
lously rather than any really great i hng a line in a stream and waiting
eonm fnr ih. nini. rir arouna lor a nsn 10 one 011 ,
maybe they were talking about 1 please name it, I can't.
something else?
Will whoever took the whodunit
from my desk early this week
please return same? I was onlv
half way through it and the sus
pense is slowly driving me mad.
No reward offered, but. on the oth
er hand, no questions asked. 1
It's the little things in life that
count. It's also the little things in
life that cause most of the worries.
Like an advertisement I was read
ing the other day. For a bike at
tachment. Some sort of gear. Ac
cording to the ad with this attach
ment a bicycle would go "up to
65 mph downhill."
How steep a hill? How fast will
it go on a level? Uphill? Why do
advertisers nave to leave so many
Questions hanging in the air?
Men know that fishing is an Il
logical business, of course, and
that is why it has appealed to them
for centuries. They enjoy romantic
nonsense, and always have. The
more senseless a thing is tne great
er appeal it has for many men.
Fishing Is a perfect escape from
reality for them, a chance to day
dream under a summer sun. away
from the cares of busbandhood and
parenthood.
And a fishing party made up of
the right kind of fellows never even
bothers to drop a hook Into tne
water at all. They get out the Jug
and the cards and settle down
happily to the real purpose of the
trip. Anyone of the group who in
sists on fishing fs shouted iown by
all as a traitor.
This, of course, is perfect fish
ing. Everybody has a swell time,
including the fish, who pick up a
few sandwich crumbs. Nobody gets
One final question. With all our
advances in automotive engineer
ing why hasn't someone come out 1 hurt
with a car clock that will run more . Who really wants to catch a fish
than three months without break- lanvway? If you do, you have to
ing? I carry it home, clean It a mes-
I the taxidermist charges you S42.S0
to stutt it. You nang 11 on tne wan
then, where it catches dust until
the day it falls off and conks one
of your children on the head.
The entrance of woman Into fish
ing has changed It from an Indivul
ual manly sport Into a family In-
'," !dustry. Papa may not care a hang
piscatorial prize. . but mama does.
She didn't go all that distance for
nothing. She wants to bring i.omc
thlng home.
She goes about the task as grim
ly as tf her husband was a bachelor
again, hidden bencatn tne suriace
and trying to evade her lure.
That Is why I believe more and
more wives like to go fishing,
one veteran told me. "Every time
they haul up a wet. drloijlng Ilsh
it gives them the same thrill they
got when thev first snared their
man. It's eerie. I tell you."
This same old rascal has a theory
also why women often turn out
to be better anglers than their
husbands.
"A woman drops In her line and
the fish swims ud. looks at it and
sneers." he said. "Then he looks up
through the water and sees star
ing down at him some frizzle-haired
monster overflowing a pair of blue
Jeans. She is wearing dark goggles
and her nose Is covered with lumps
of sunburn cream
"The fish breaks out laughing,
'ho. ho. ho!' This Is something the
other fish ought to see. Ho opens
his mouth, and turns his head to
call his buddies and accident'
ally the hook swings into his mouth
"I suppose a million fish a year
are caught Just that way.
Whatever the reason, mama has
her fish. That's all she cares.
Oregon Marines
War Casualties
WASHINGTON WP) The De
partment of Defense Thursday re
ported an Oregon marine, Pfc Dale
E. Jenson of The Dalles, killed
Korean action. Next of kin is his
father, Arthur C. Jensen.
The wounding of two marines
and one soldier also was reported.
They are:
Army Cpl. Bobbie G. Barrett,
husband of Mrs. Margaret M. Bar
rett. 4520 N. E. 14th Place, Port
land. Marine Sgt. Harold E. Robinson,
ton of Mrs. Magdeline S. Zehner,
general delivery, Reedsport.
Marine S.Sgt, Ronald A. Thayer,
1 son of Albert L. Thayer, 3622 N. E.
Hassalo St., Portland.
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FATHER'S AT
DAY AT
JUNE 15 i
BOWS
of the St. Louis Browns
Married in 1921, Mrs. Hornsby
said In her petition that S6-ycnr-olil
Hornsby. one of the all-tluio base
ball greats, abandoned her In IMC.
She charged his refusal to pay
her a "reasonable" monthly al
lowance was Intended to forco her
to sue for divorce. She brought a
divorce action In 1934 but dropped
it.
In requesting a court order for
her support. Mrs. Hornsby suld the
Rajah, as he Is known In baxcbail,
had a large Income as a result of
his connection with the Browns.
WASHINGTON I At the Ro
publican national convention next
month selection of the party camll.
dale will be In Uie hands of 1,'JUO
delegates. At least (104 votes, a
majority, are nerded to nomlnulc,
As o( now the Associated Tress
tabulation shows Rrn. Talt has 4(4
delegates, Klseuhowrr 890. Oilier
candidates have 130. Anil 209 delo
gntes are uncommitted or In dispute.
On this basis no man it close
In the 004 votes thai would ulvo
him tho nomination on I lie first
ballot. Thoi'c'll be swllrhliig
around on aubseauent ballots if
there's no numltiutlon on the first
ouo.
The switching will result from
(A) pre-oouventlnii deals ami 1 11 1
decisions made on (tin lloor at the
time by the delegations, piutlru
larly If they want to Jump on the
bandwagon of tho man who looks
llko the winner.
Certainly Elsenhower and Talt
will go Into the convention, which
opens July 7 in Chicauo, with
more delegates than now. Both
men and their followers are busy
dally biittunlinllim prospects
among tho 209 uncommitted delegates.
Of the greatest Importance to
the men In this squvene play Is
ine seining 01 uiucs ui unraiuv
I from Southern states where rival
slates of Tad and Klipiihnwer
people claim '.he exclusive It-nut
right to be seated. Those Buulheni
states are Texas. Louisiana, Geor
gia, and Mississippi with a touil
of 76.
Choice o the Republican candi
date could revolve on the seating
of one or the other of these dele
gations. First step Is a decision by the
Republican National Committee
which ts composed of two repre
sentatives a man and a woman
from each stale and territory and
the District of Columbia.
These national committee mem
bers are chosen by Republicans in
the states and territories In several
ways, such as Mate convention",
primary elections, or by a stale
Republican committee.
This national committer meets
four or live davs before the con
vention opens, it hears arguments
by rival delegations claiming the
Jjionk Jhipp
SllgP ShlegllHKM'N'
From tho lu.ih days of two-pant lor plnl" awl warm, according to
sullH to those times of tiylnu to ".eu 01 '"'r''',"'
find a suit with a vo.it l a broad
Jump fur old-tlmeis. They'll never
get used to II. Just when they be
nan tu accept a Iwo-plcro oult of
pajamas, the stylists spiting tho
iwo-pleco daytime apparel on them.
Many never fell fur the two-plnie
pajitina. Plenty only wear the punts
In hotels and sleeping curs, thru
kirk 'em oil under the rovers. I'vu
got a drawer full of pajama pants,
good as new, yet the coals became
dust cloths years nuo,
How men dress In tho secrecy
of thvlr own bed chamber Is inrlty
much their own business. But how
they look In Ihn duyllmo has be
come Uie bimlness of Inconsiderate
stylists who have decided that men
run do wltlmu. vests. They can, If
they must, but lots of 'cm don't'
llko it.
Time was when only Palm
Beaches, tropical worsteds and
seersuckers lor hot dnys came In
two-piece Mills. A vest was a must
ullii all kp nnim ah mn
liiduceiiieiil. there were lwu pull's "''Tveless sweater veal. It's a very
of pantsa four-piece suit. natty thing but you can't unbutton
11, ik iih iiu piiuscia ami wnn h a
bell, ruiher than suspenders, is
almost a muni a fllllo Incon
venience lliul you'll huvo to lan
a lal man's wold lor, without
going lulu details.
llcsUlen, ihero me thinner men
of means and distinction antli ob
scure, humble men, who, wMiout
suit came Willi a vest, moat men
also sported extra vosu, whlrh
matin business tor the vest makers
unci brlglitenrd the landscape
Vests Were of silks, satins, vel
vet'!, corduroys, and tweeds, Some
wore cut high, some low, soma
doitble-breaiiled with cootlike lapels
Fancy buttons spread down the
from ami a heavy, gold waleli
('hull) crossed the expanse with
dangling fraternal fobs as big as
11 silver dollar: or an elk's tooth
that told bv Us alio how big an
l'J 1 1c the wearer rated himself
mid how big his bank roll,
When win null was the objective.
cloth alinust as heavy aa overcoat
material was common, but these
loo could bo gay. Warlllor houses
mid healed automobiles cast audi
Kaimi'iils out, along with the led
llaunel chest protector, which was
11 bib-hkn tiling worn next to the
skin, to Hell the wearer,
liven fashion had to take note
that men can shiver, so came the
It , man's arcepliince of the
sport coul ami uuinulcliixl trous
ers that rung the bell on the vent,
say Uie lulliirs; and It could bo
lhal unmatched suits will come
next, they wain.
U'hlr-h .iiuiia.I, fliol Hi fel.ilUtu
could take a leaf out of Iho pusl and suspcmlriii, lose huif of their pro
make a lot ol men very happy. He- jtluutlve tune Hiking up their pants,
member Hie separate vests 01 yoie. I An Inflationary Item that has es
They were both gay and fancy . c"Pctl Washington's attention.
Ihc convention which ours should ! ., 11,11 "" nr' f "eeins lo be
be seated. The convention can bc "Al "w" veanoroiie
1 ui imu inn 111 1 rnnuin, nun in u urn
ccpt or reject ihc commiUeo rcc
ommciultUion.-v
lor both. Kut man wnnl Uicm to
k.il-. lilt llwtlp hail ml iwlM . .
Can a disputed but temporarily ,,, , b
sealed delegation vole now on ,,., , , M 0( ,
credentials cummltlre recommcn- .lv) ( ,n uo..iri,
"I'.!,"!:."!?. "?L?r .ol,.,.l:r ' Without them man must transfer
""r"" i"""""r "".n . ,, i, is workbench nr a
to be uncertain ground here. 1
asked at the Tuft. Elsenhower anil i
Miinil beside his eusy chair all of
Ills vest pocket companions wlien
Bill Vceck said he would be paid
full salary for two years of his
three-year contract and an adjust
ment would be niudi on the third
year.
. i I II A VC.t
lirpuuiu nil minimal v tiuiiiiiiirr . ,
. unanimous answer. 'shucks, that lilfalulln' bromide
In 191 J Uie temporary rhalrman boui "shirt sleeves to shut sleeves
right to be sealed, decides which of Ihe Republican romcntion ruled jm t,rcc gem-rations" Is (he bunk
mm it iiiini.i-u .iiTii-K"M , t.vcry generation 01 men wno get
porarllv. voir on r.ruuna r irjrviuiB u..iri ,,,!K none takes oil its coat.
Wl... 17.. .... Kir .. ' f i . .1 a.
Brownie manager Tuesday, owner one can oe semen, um u.u, .c...-1
Tills dispute Is still unsettled, ol ' temporarily sealed but disputed I 'ihi, is only half the case that
Jl'DY GARLAND WED
SAN FRANCISCO I Judy
Garland, everybody's kid sisier a
few years ago, ts embarked on
her third marriage afier a secret
wedding to her business agent, Sid
Luft.
i delegations but could not voto on ,.,m( be mad for the vest or la it
its own case. r u,c pockets? Won t somebody
Tlie temporary rhalrman thlsiwho tells us what to wear save
year could make decisions about j the vest for old-fashioned men
temporary delegations' voting folk and new-fashioned fat ones?
rights. Tuendav In Chicago the Re-1 'itiere's all encouraging move
publicans picked their convention inent In that direction, even If they
officers, almost all Taft people, In-1 have renamed the good old walst
cludlng the temporary chairman, coat, It's now the Tuttersall, but It
hears Ihe arguments of the rival I Waller 8 Hallanan. He said ho d has all the earmarks of what was
delegations and recommends to i be Impartial at the convention. 'once known as a vest.
course, since the national com
mittee simply made a decision
get the convention started. When
tt opens, a credentials committee
is chosen. Each delegation on the
lloor. Including the disputed but
temporary ones. Is entitled to have
one man on credentials.
Then Ihc credentials committee
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