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HKRAL1) AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THURSDAY. APHII. 24, 11132
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FRANK JENKINS
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BILL JENKINS
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BILL-BOARD
By BILL JENKINS
If anything comes out ot this it
will prove a minor miracle of some
sort I'm sure. This Is being writ
ten on a terrace overlooking the
ocean while a trosty wind whips In
from every point. In fact this
same wind, always cold and biting
has been boxing the compass for
several days now. It produces a
phenomenon that so far your writer
has failed to solve. That of the tie
in between Inconstancies and the
vagaries of the weather. The wind
comes In bursts and gusts. In be
tween a warm and benign sun mail'
ages to take some of the frost out
of your chilled flesh. You know that
It (the wind) will come ai'&m. ana
yet you lie there and soak In what
sun you have. And freeze a mo
ment later as a result oi it. Are au
human beings stubborn?
(I Imagine It might help a tri
fle If I were to put on a few clothes
instead of sitting here trying to
burn a few more areas of skin by
wearing only a brief pair of trunks.
After a glance at the morning
paper it looks as if maybe all hu
man beings are stubborn. The con
victs in Michigan are still rioting.
From Washington comes word that
our fliers have reached a new low
in morale. In Salem the governor
says he will reach a decision on
daylight saving time sometime to
day. And in Korea the commun
ist come out with vastly improved
chore batteries that manage to
score hits an our ships ten miles
at sea, A move which forced the
American information department
officers -to belatedly admit that
since the opening of the war some
41 of our ships have suffered hits
by red coastal guns. A fact not
previously mentioned.)
Of all the various situations I
think it is the riot of the convicts
that upsets me the most. It seems
to point out a growing tendency
In our national way of life. Since
when have we adopted the theory
Injured Man
Gets $5,900
A Circuit Court Jury of eight
men and four women Wednesday
night awarded a verdict of $5,900
to William casnman, ineweu, plain
tiff in a $25,000 damage suit against
Kerr Ultlora Go. inc., Tutelage
Grain Co. and Albert Wagner.
The decision, returned after
three hours of deliberation, was
against all three defendants.
Casnman suffered a crushed
right foot January 8, 1S49, at the
Kerr Gifford grain elevator at
Stronghold. He was unloading grain
when his foot was caught in a
power lift operated by Wagner.
Clarence Humble and TJ. S. Balen
tine were attorneys for Casnman.
Richard Maxwell and B. J. God
dard represented the defendants.
Youngsters Like
Big Playthings
DtJLTJTH. Minn. m The young
sters in West Duluth like their
playthings on the large side.
West Duluth police received a
call at 10:06 p.m. Tuesday that a
group of children had started a
' big bulldozer and "were making a
lot of noise."
The amateur "operators" had
scampered by the time police ar
rived. The bulldozer was being used
In a construction project.
Soldier, Mother
Buried Together
COLMA, Calif. Wl They blew
taps for Staff Sergeant Martin G.
Conn and when they buried him,
they buried his mother beside him.
Mrs. Ben Conn of San Francisco
collapsed when she heard her son
was killed with 13 others in the
crash of a B-36 bomber at Spokane
April 15. She died five days later.
Rabbi Saul White of Temple Beth
Cholum conducted rites for mother
and son Wednesday. Among the
mourners was Miss Joan Samuels,
whose scheduled wedding to her
son Mrs. Conn had gone to Spokane
to witness.
that all convicts must be pampered
and petted? Since when do convicts
have the audacity to demand
this, that and the other thing?
You'd think they were members of
some school or business the way
they demand better food in lieu
of a wage hike? better housingiat
the taxpayer's expense?) and "hu
mane'' treatment tare they there
as guests of the state government
or were they put there as a pun
ishment for wrongs they had com
mittal?) There is certainly enough bru
tality In the world as it is without
anyone suggesting that it might be
an answer. It never is. But there
is such a thing as carrying it too
far in the other direction, too. If
we make prison life too attractive
mere won t oe enougn people out
side to pack water to those inside.
In our world of today it is usually
only the fear of being caught and
punished that deters crime at all.
There Is little moral cringing re
garding the subject. It Is a dis
appointing outlook if we must give
up the work of esteemed penolo
gists over the years only to give
in to the shocked cries of a small
group of do-gooders who are bas
ing their platform on a lone visit to
a prison plus the gulping of emo
tion-ridden pieces of writing by sob
sisters concerning the life of our
men behind bars.
Not that it is highly important
at all. But perhaps it is almost
time we turned to common sense
rather than flights of fancy where
our way of we is concerned.
Notice by the news also that Sen
ator Wayne Morse has once a gam
sided with the administration over
the issue of the steel industry
seizure.
Come next election it might be
well if the voters asked Mr. Morse
one small question: When are you.
Mr. Morse, gome to change your
registration to that of the Demo-1
era tic party?
rve stood up lor tne senator
from Oregon for a good many
years. I've admired bis taking a
stand and sucking to it in trie lace
oi opposition. It seemed that it was
what we needed in our fear
wracked government.
But when any man takes a stand
favoring the seizure of private, en
terprise by government then I say
that at least he should come out
in his true colors and no longer
masquerade behind the skirts of
the Republican party.
Slightly parlor story department:
A few miles up the coast from
here they are having a state-Vide
bridge tournament. And the pro
prietor of the cabin where I hap
pen to be putting in my time at
present, not to be outdone, has
done her share of advertising. The
john paper is clearly marked:
Contract I
Came over here to the coast with
an idea in mind of lying in the
sun, drinking enough schnapps to
stay happy and spending the eve
ning sitting around playing shuf
fleboard with the local lads and
relaxing all over the place. This
has come apart at the seams. Rea
son? No shuffleboards. Not to
speak of at least. There Is one
down the other side of Waldport
that I ran onto. In a tavern run
by Iver Jorgenson and one of the
friendliest places I ever saw. But
that's a lorig way from here. And
in the half dozen little coastal
towns ready at hand haven't found
one yet. So no shuffleboard. But
you can find anything else you
want. No one arm. bandits but plen
ty of pin balls, punch boards, ques
tion and answer games, spin-the-wheel
and other forms of mild
entertainment. And all strictly le
gal. Even Jake Bennett shouldn't
object. Although I imagine he would
and does.
Dropped into a cozy little place
called the Snug Harbor or some
thing like that Sunday and prac
tically lost my ear drums as the
result of a question and answer
came. Some tall blonde girl won
lour oits at tne game and an
nounced It In a shriek you could
hear irom here to Burns. You'd
have thought she'd broken the bank
at Monte to hear her. A little la
ter sne hit a smnning wheel win
and repeated.
Mipht I venture to sav that Is
a welcome relief to see people hav
ing a little fun and enjoying a few
moments of relaxation? After our
local grim and austere view of all
things relating to minor gambling
I find it refreshing. And still more
fun to watch than indulge in.
HIS HELPER STACKS THE
MOKTARMORt 84TTY-0.
13uT-rJOW TWE
JD8 IS A MICE,
Hlfirt WUJLSO "THE
HELPER WOMT
STACK JEM 1ALL J
AT ALL
trim TVW4tt.
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CAUGHT In The ROUNDS;
5 D6B.ADOISOM rC
It's not that simple for the rest
of us though. If we're to take ad
vantage of earlier sunny hours in
still want to buy used lawumowers.
....... .,. .. I.. 11,1. . V "l"llllir, ...... vr
,. - ......v... , ...... u.yonr-old Dieter Ta.wo, of Her-
No. It isn't a bit right. It was lln, who gets a tremendous ovation
all right to put down the two acrs. (or his stuck wire act. In this, he
provided the count a only 50 1 balances eiihl run. and
which had been ftutherinn dust in & points, add the ace from the di&- his head finally tossinir a lump of
order" to have longer daylight eve- ."T.," saYo" d F ndav ' and ill c pile ' cZ " ""' "V1
nSrrTenu'muM worTh i"? Kve c"Vj '" . Irwen WvC.H . ..
out in unison. That's whv . a.m. w it" " .K ..'.:.. .. . . : r.i i . ' '. " " ' . 1 . AS wny. mere wrrent more
TI P lU-lst nl fhp nlnrm f WV htttr,n . " . . -" ' " - --- " nmrmnit i,ii,iui-u
is the way to do it.
If the setting up of clocks is not
to be an official act of the state,
we submit that this is a nroblem
that should be taken up at once by
the Chamber of Commerce and the
Klamath Merchants Association.
Klamath Falls could start to
work an hour earlier without a
governor's proclamation.
Conversation was over an early
morning cup of coifee. Arnold
(M'Latch) Migliaccio. the H&N ad
vertising man who beats the park'
It is a surprise and acluallv
soiueining oi a snock lo learn HiHt
Oregon will not be on daylight
saving time with the rest of the
country this year. ! The rest of tins Is all cummer-
It's something that we all belly-1 cial- 80 "me in another column if
ache about, whichever way it goes. I'0U 'am o skip It.
and it Is silly that we have to kii " aooiu " per crni oi tne
JACOBY
on
Canasta
By ltOlli:KT I.. tiOWK
(Kar MAI. HOVI.I;)
NEW YOKK I "The Greatest
Hluiw on KHilh" Is dominated by
bunnicaii nc-iulillici.i. Mow conic
Wc.l, It si'i'ins Irudlnu American
ads ure now almost non-existent
and what few Uhmo are are mostly
M-i'ii nil television.
Ho tne Hlimllng Hiiiilicia mid
Illinium mid llnlliv elmin rei'iulla
most of Us tup Inleiil in West
aairopc.
Descendants of Aini'i lean rlrcus
performers are mure ant lo be
Miim'r.i or daiH-era aiming at the
linns, television or niello.
"They don't like the hind work
attached lo becoming ii, circus
iwrforturr." anld a circus spokes
man.
IHADITION
There in still a stroiiu ftimtlv
triulitlun in KuropcRii circus liiiiu
lies he said.
lhc children arp trained to follow
thefr parents on a traprxe or Into a
lion cage. They are nut III the act
as soon as possible.
Oscar Konyoi, HuiiKirinn-born
lion turner citlr.cn of Milun, may
offer an object lesson In why the
circus Is losing Its attractiveness
for American perlormrri. Konyoi
is III the Imspllul suffering from a
uiuuy-iniiuicu icit arm
A. writes: "1 alultei'. ami I puulsllrtl Willi a hupn ol hrrnklnii
Homctlmea It Is very dilllcult lor
me lo speak I have tiled lo lulk
slower nnd think beforo 1 talk.
Neither on arents lo work, so I
would like to know what you think
I should do."
This rrvilrr Is perhaps typical of
Hie 1. 300.000 others In the United
81 ten who are estimated In stullcl .
Nuw, sliillerliiu in sIhiiiiiii'Iiiiu as
It Is sometimes cullril, is a irul
handicap, but one which iiioxl who
are properly trented, learn to sur
mount. It Is considered to be
nervous or emotional disorder. The
exact cause Is not known
llr.,l..,llK unllln f-lllllll'i'tl Itl'f, llOIII llllllllC
predisposed to the disorder. Ilml lidded slialii on the nervous ay
Is. Ihey may br called a "stutterer- I tern and in n child win; Is pi-
ivpc Muttering Is not iniici nro. ui.-hu .... ,.,.
but the nervous conslltullun which ;Hus riioiisth lo bring on (he svinp
niakes lor MisTcptlljIllly to llus loin.
speech dllllcullv l probably III- A great dial has lieni Icniur.l
lu.iii mount sHiMnlnu anil Us treatment
Sex plavs some obscure pail as In rcceni veuis When Ueulnieiii
Inert art nruily live limes us 1 is begun early Hie results are often
him ol the habit, 'I ho yuiiuunlui
cun t hrlp It.
lhc iri'iiliiirnt at this tinge it
prliuipully In slow down the piwo
of llvlnu and H'lnnvr us nimh ..
cllnmenl and tciislon aa possible,
1- u tu 1 1 y niiui ids. uniiii'n on
ainiisriiieiils wlilih ale lou rxcil.
Inu. nnd sinilliii sliiiiiiliillous slioiilii
be avoided.
LeM-liuili'iliie:.s la luuliiililv imt
fiiiidninenlally iclutrd to atullrrliig,
A Ifll'liuiHli'il clnlil who is iiiui.t
to use Ins l ight lni.le.nl ol Ills irll
It. being loired to do niiinelluiiu
conn ul. v In wind whs Intended bv
his, ol couisr. pills mi
ninny boys as tlullrr as tlirir ale
girls. Clilldren ol the "stiitleii t
type" may live lor a long lime
without developing any sprech ile
feel. unless they have some shock
or accident which upsets llu lr ner
vous system. The n something hap
pens which brings out the dlllicuny
The lion-tamcr's spcclaculiir per- 1 lor Hie first time
formiince ends as he urges the lions
to dash madly about the big cage.
They leap oer hlin and bounce
from the wire wulls. One lion
didn't leap over htm bul on lilnl
Konyoi s assistant, a Iran, wiry
young man. Paul Frits, of Berlin,
took over Ihe act Frits said he took
over the whip with some trepidu
tlon. "I have been working with
lions for some ten years, but as you
ourselves by setting up the clock
in order to start the day s activi
ties earlier.
Let's hear about it, thev said.
Nouitng stirring, says lie, 1 don I
trust you guys. , ,,,. . ,,,., , ,,, ,r,., 'can see. I have some acurs to show
players who are doubtful about the ,0- ,He Pushed back his hair to
Initial meld when the pile Is frozen. rc""' veral scalp wounds.
"The pile was frozen bv the dealer" 'J ' J"n" 'w,y ,rrJ,rnl '
one reader begins, "and alter a lew f',ru,K,cdfc" b e Performers as
... ........ . . Ulirt Of the nnturttl hnxnrriH nf Ihplr
readers of a newspaper ever gel " " " .. profession: Moit rf IS .
" l?.iT.l"?..Inf..nL-. ihe ode " dr,,ln. American sal
The farmers, almost to a man. !'.me experts. " . ;."'V j lai uicy would risk tholr necks
detest the clock-changing monkey- i we tre paawiiiii tni tmi our . ; .":' f. r,'. " ",,,, , Ul,w Um" "" necessary.
business. Tliev have Uielr own sys-l06?" do?J neighbor reported thai
tem of simply getting up and go-id sold 8 f''e door tsurpltis
ing to work as the sun dictates i '."' remodeling project) for S40
iuHnrmrN
iimii oi uiem cnnie out. lo see u. lku'ii i oo pouiw,. aim wien put Krl Chnludis of the Cycling Chs
The first man Kiive us 10 bucks down two sevens to take the pile, ludls ol Oraa Austria.' said:
and took the thing away. The opponents said I couldn't lake; "This business is tough We are
There are several families who 'he pile because I didn'i need the brought up tough Amoricans want
still want to buy used lawnmowers. I sevens to meet the count require- to take life a little more easy and
Do you have one gathering dust? mem. What about this?" Imake big money We are happy
Also wrong. You're always al-j jU,t to be here and working In the
lowed to meld more than the mini-1 only buslnesa we have ever
........ ..vu.... iuic Hicvcuis yuij gnown.
only from melding less. chaludls pointed wllh pride to his
The players who have trouble Ison. Karl Junior. Knrl was back
on this point don't seem to have stage on a tremendously high unl
trouble with an unfrozen pile. It'slcycle balancing things on his heart
Just the freeze that bothers them, jas he kept the bicycle moving back
Hercs an easy way to be clear and forth with his legs,
on the rule. If you're going to take ! He was still there practicing
u . ? v ' u miiiaiiand sweating two hours later.
mem, 1 lilt-so rnnuer a netner
Theit arc two singes In Ihe de-
astonishingly good
Muiiv Imiiioub people linve ml
lerrd from speech di leils, liulun.
lug Moses. Ailslolle, VII gll, Charles
Lamb, mid Clara liiiiton. the louu
der ot Ihe American lied Cross,
tlrvitl nci'oinpllshiiients can. tlieie
forr. lie iniide III spile of a speech
delect of this sort
ttevi-ral medical si mails or unl-
velopeinent ot Muttering. The vendues have speech c to
chiilucs ot tloppliig Ihe trouble : belli the ulilllcirr and the Natlnnnl
are much greater in Ihe first singe .vo.-i. ty for (.'rippled I'lnldmi I
than before anxiety and feelliikh , Adulu. ill Houlli l.a Halle street,
of Inferiority have dcvrlopcd. A t'hKiigoi bus taken an lincrc-i
slutlerlng ciilld should never lie the problem.
Scan (DmvAjon
IIiinIim's.s .llirror
NEW YOIIK ii A leading in- .depression Ilierr . no such wild
diMNiillst has come right out and I boom now as preceded lhc IU.D
said it: crasn.
"A recession Is now the best
Hut tilven is mining the first lo
guess" 1,111 " '""e-",u,r
" , , . Of a recession ii oh the wny
W Inn B. Divert. Jr , chairman k , ,. i. i,.. i,..,
of American Hriike Shoe, tells m t.aulion' lor sonir tune now.
find ii friend lodny
CAI'TIHN
Hetitllers have been btiylni for
only a short ik-ikkI aheml as ihey
try to hold inventor Irs down.
Manufacturer! iinliitnllv don't
Mis company makes castings anil like thi-. mill hue been calling it
metal produtls for railroads, aulo Ishnrt-slghted
and tnnn mnchlnery and other In- Hot Will .nn lliirston. niniinger
siocklioldeis at the minimi meeting
that their company's management
expects a business recession and
Is gelling ready lor It.
Olven says It's only a guess, but
Its belter to be sale than sorry
of lhc meri-hnndi-,nig division ol the
Nnllomil lleliill Dry Oood AssiM-tn-lion,
tells Ihe Knitted Fabrics In
stitute meeting here thst the mer
chant's first resiMinsiinlilv is to (he
consumer, and (he retailer should
not be asked to act as a warehouse
lor large smks of goods Just lo
keep mills humming.
TO T1IK DOGS
TO THE EDITOR Klamath
Ing problem through traveling by Falls) I'm one of many who
HivW ll'n. hinM kidilwl alvuil 1..C !lnTnnlflin tf nmnlncr rlnoc In Ihle
means of transportation. icommunity. If somethmg isn't done;116 P'lf ts frozen or not. The rule
That brought on remarks about aoout tnem soon, and I mean soon, l," "'
thrSregor! Sen an who work- "1 " into our own! J? Pile Is frozen.
mg on an invention to beat the !. . KT. .teh" 1 ' " ' ' h"J"!
long - aistance cruismg ana mill " .": " ou. wia, --- ' ,v "
climbing bicycle problems through shrubbery and tearing clothes oft " The total .mount of your
use of I flyywhe?l and gear shirt. 1 toe. it's killing our fowl. ,meW -.be , a. te u. "much.
t-jii. u uiC UUKS Uave IILCIlSt'S, . . - -
ai was reooriea uiai me inven-iK,,, .i . .
Uon will, on DaDer. enable the bike I VS.J'U1 "c iKop" ",e
rider to achieve sneed. im lo 150 .''' meir aogs run over
mh ,n neignoors.
Some people build kennels for
That brought up further discus- their dogs, others tie them up. and
I admire their thoughtfulness.
Mrs. J. P. and Mrs. C. B.,
Shasta Way
sion of Inventors who have spent
their lives working on perpetual
motion and other inventions doing
all the work themselves. In secret,
for fear of someone stealing their
secrete. RI'BBKR CONFERENCE
As a mailer of fact. M'Latch Kuala mjmpiir m1hv m
said, I'm working on an Invention Malava will send five reoresenia.
myself. It's a simple fish hook lives to the Rnhher Rmriv rtm
which will nab every one of those iconference in Ottawa in May. Thev
fish that Just nibble and then get 1 will be advisers to the British
away- I Colonial and Dependent Territories
Say, you ve got something there. I Delegation.
or it may be more. You're allowed
to count the Iod card of the dis
card pile as part of your mlnlmumJ
do so.
In short, any meld that would
be legal with an unfrozen pile, will
still be legal If the pile Is frozen.
Mind you, this applies only when
you are trying to take the discard
pile for your Initial meld.
The difference applies only to
melds that come after your Initial
meld has been made. Then, If the
pile is still frozen, you need a pair
of matching natural cards to take
the previous discard. That would
not be so If the pile were unfrozen.
60-SECOND TASTI TIST SHOWS HOW TO .
MORE CASUALTIES
WASHTNOTON I The Defense
Department Thursday Identified 37
additional battle casualties In Ko
rea. A new list (No. 54f reported
nine killed. It wounded and three i in a wild boom, that
Injured.
dustrles
DIS Vt.HHiMt NT
Businessmen are far from unani
mously behind (Jiven in his guess.
And several are telling sharehold
ers that better days are ahead tills
all.
But now that's It out In the open.
perhaps others will also admit they
are trying to put their firm's house
inorder against the slump so many Jtfer Jmyer
been doing Just what American
Brake Shoe Is: Cutting Inventories.
trimming costs, holding down on PORTLAND I The Bureau of
production. Land Management Intends to Im-
Tills caution has been wide- iiose nirliicr lire orevenllon regu
spread In Industry -and such cau- latlons on loggers tins yrr
lion has been regarded by many as ' "l.ssl year's heavy losses due to
one of the best forms ol Insurance 'fires In logging areas and the
against a major slump. I steadily moulding cost of fighting
it is wnen cannon is jnrgoiien fires prompted us lo this action."
little set-IKoscoc Bell, rcgioiml aihnliiuitrs.
Fire Rules Eyed
'back can snowball Into a major 'tor, said.
loot
07 A M&
m
Be your own whiskey expert !
. Have Va oi. of Calvert
put in one glass and the
same amount of any
other whiskey in another
without knowing
which is which.
Sniff one brand for
aroma. Taite it criti
cally for moorhneu.
Swallow carefully to
judge its freedom from
bite, burn or iting.
TERRIFIC
till! II
SHOE SALE
II
I'lllllililS
AT
S25 Main
LE0NS
Phone 3466
Msi If
Calvfrtl 0Fi svritchi-
. Tailelhtothtrwhlt-
key in the ssme analyt
ical way then pick the
one that really tastes
better to you.
WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE the big difference in
whiskies ... the difference in smoothness, mellow
ness and freedom from bite. So we say compare
Calvert with any other whiskey and let your own
taste decide.. ...
We're sure you will prefer Calvert Reserve, be
cause its taste is determined by folks like you who
make over 50,000 taste tests a year.
But, after your own test, if you still prefer an
other brand, stick with it. Fair enough?
Calvert Challenges Comparison
with any whiskey on the market !
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Lliltn to your watch lick I That's
how fait Frlgldalrt't Pultator gott
up and down, creating iht famout
'LlvfWaltr Action thai gtti
clothti to clean -io genllyl And
livt-Woler Riming fluthti all toap,
scum ond dirt out and awayl Comt
In I Stt a ejtmontlration of llve
Waltr Action I Thert'i nothing tltt
likt It. ..and only Frlgldaire hai III
See These Features, Tool
Stltct-O-Dlal, itl it once and
forget II
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All contrail In taiy rtach
Top leading convtnltnct
Na bolting down. Put It .
anywhere
Beautiful, ntw styling
Bflfl at
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VERN OWENS'
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124 No. 4th
Phone 8365
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