TUESDAY, MARCH 11, 1952 .
PAGE SIX
HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS, OrWOON
FRANK JENKINS
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on August 30, 1906, under act of Congress, March 8, 1879
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By DEB ADDISON
Maybe this has happened to you.
It happens, whenever you get a
bunch of guy together without any
thing particular afoot to keep them
scratching, that the talk travels far
and free and, particularly this time
of year. It winds up on taxes.
It happened the other evening,
and there were a couple of cattle
men sitting there. The talk Rot
around to "capital gains". Sitting
in one of these sessions, with two
or three streams of talk going in
one ear at once, it doesn't all come
out clear like reading a book.
It does come out clear thouch
that "capital gains-' is some kind
of a different ground rule that's a
fine thing for a cattleman when he
comes to figure his taxes.
If you don't have any cow brutes
and if you're not a tax expert it
doesn't mean much except to leave
you with that dull feeling and the
tnougni mat were am t any cap
ltal gains" terms used by the'guy
wnrHnir fnr . mvchi-ck.
There is a capital loss Involved,
You know
month
for the
Come
other term, "depletion." That's
used by people who pump oil out
of the ground and run mines and
such. They use mat wnen tney inj
ure their taxes. It works good.
' But that . doesn't mean much,
either, to the guy who works for a
paycheck. The only thing depletion
that uncle has taken a a year n wouia run uie Bureau- jusyoe so. x suppose inni means ;,'... .1 iTin Th 7i m ' irom a ucrinsn larm.
of two of your paychecks crats for just two weeks. mat you aon i nave time 10 un- L"" '' -'X"" "r was cieareo nionusy nigm 01
Income tax. So when thev look at Uncle Har- tangle the paper clips that some- 'u read i J our '' isusplclon he might be Ihe Innocent
rv s 85 billion budget they know one hangs together. Three out of . nl second choice is, and (3 what carrier of the cattle disease after
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WASHINGTON Ml Even tome
Of the professional politicians, who
seldom put on a poor mouth be
forehand, speak cautiously about
the outcome of the New Hampshire
primary Tuesday.
And the politically-wise Wash
ington r.ewsmen, who invaded New
Hampshire in battalion formation,
are reluctant to stick their necks
out with any flat prophecies. Their
stories are on tne illy siae.
The nrofessionals. oolitical and
Journalistic, indicate the . result
may be close, although that result
in the long run may not be con-
how the
people of New Hampshire
fee) rlsrht now.
There are a lot more state pri
maries between Tuesday and next
July when the Republicans and
' Demoncrats finally pick their can-
' dldates at the big Chicago conven
tions. Much can happen between
Dow and then.
True, the New Hampshire result
may have some psychological ef-
1 tect on what happens in Ihe other
primaries and. eventually, on what
happens in Chicago although even
this idea can be twisted more ways
' than one.
Over the weekend Sen. Taft was
credited with edging up on Oen.
Eisenhower who had been ex
pected to make a big showing In
New Hampshire where his backers
were strongly organized.
It has been said a bad setback
Tuesday may force the general, if
he really wants the parly nomi
nation to come home from Europe,
make a real campaign, and tell
the voters in person where he
stands on the issues.
It could also be said that a
sweeping victory for Eisenhower
Tuesday might in Ihe long run cost
him the Chicago nomination in this
way
A bie win Tuesday might lull
him into a feeling he can get the
nomination without lifting a fin
ger, a situation which would cer
tainly stir the Taft men into even
more strenuous effort and maybe
the nomination.
At this point you can play eiiess-
NEW YORK Ifl Things a man
learns from reading his mail:
it is even more important for ;
older workers than young work'
crs to avoid a sloppy look. ... In
the boss's eye carelessness In per
sonal grooming is a "time-to-retire-him"
signal ... A survey by the
Northwestern National Life Insur
ance Co., of 3,000 male policyhold
ers showed only 24 per cent wanted
to quit altogether at 65. Some 39
per cent wanted to keep their pres
ent jobs, and 37 per cent wanted to
i j juuiiipiiiMijiJU.'s.miaawuiiai iifin.i jni.ii-1 n in
jslow down a bit but keep doing
something useful. . .
Boxing has been under intermit
tent publio attack ever since the
jtlays when the Romans pummeled
each other to. death in the arena,
t . . But It Is still big business. . . .
Eome 2 J 5,000 men engaged in prize
Slights in 1951, of whom 24,365 were
(irofesslonals. . . . There were four
deaths, but only one was in a pro
fessional bout ... Boxing gloves
were first used in modern times in
a bout in Paris In 1818. ... An
Englishman won. , , This is not
o strange, however . . . His op
ponent was English, too.
' Racing Is known as "The Sport of
Kings," but do you know what
king actually ran a lootrace with a
horse? ... It was Thomas Jcf
erson's old foe, George the Third
of England. ... He became a
little balmy upstairs after losing
America. , , . You know, of course,
jivhy some saints are pictured with
sauare Instead of round halos? . . .
tfhe square halo Indicates the saint
was still alive when the portrait
fc'as made. . . . .'
! Few if anv presidential candi
dates today have or need the lung
power of George Whltefleld, fam
ous Hth. century Methodist mis
sionary. ... He could speak loudly
enough to be heard bv 20,000 people.
1 , . Actor Pavid Oarrlck once eaid
tvhlleflcld's oratorical power was
no. great he could reduce an audi-
tnce to tears merely bv the wav I
BILL JENKINS
Managing Editor
.. year 11.00
means is that when he's depleted,
someone else takes over and there
aren't any more paychecks.
The word "discount" enters into
It somewhere, too. But the only
discount that a man working tor a
paycheck can figure on is that
when the checks end and social
security sets it. the 50-cent dollar
will surely be discounted to a two
bit dollar and he'll have been dis
counted again.
Somebody said that the Lord must
love the working man because He
made more of him than any other
kind.
The tax people in Washington
must love the working man. too.
because they get more money from
the cuts out of his paycheck than
from anywhere else.
Whether they say Soak The Rich
or not, that ain t the way It works,
Th joint rnmmiti of Congress
on Taxation Just figured It out thstiauora (O pica up a pin. lour umt
lit thev confiscated aU the money
that everyone makes over $10,000
cuts out of paychecks. That's
lv place it ban come from -
an't borrow all of it. .
i bigger
I the only
they can'
How about a little depletion in
file ranks of the Bureaucrats and
a little capitol gains in the way of
new faces at the capitol?
ini? games all day with the prob
lems resultig from Ihe New Hamp
shire primary not only on the Re
publican side but also amonv Dem
ocrats, since there's a contest be
tween President Truman and Sen.
Kefvauer, too.
In the excitement of Tuesday's
rote not much attention seems to
have been paid to the question of
what may happen Inside the Re
publican party as a result of the
una v..i d v.i
nave waRed Rgamst 0ne another in
New Hampshire.
At this moment it seems sure
and the New Hampshire vote has
nothing to do with this that there
v.l II be a bad split among the Dem
ocrats because of the Southerners'
hostility to the Trumaniies.
It's possible a few more cam
paigns like the one in New Hamp
shire may put a bad split among
the Republicans, too. For example,
Harold Stassen, one of the Repub
lican candidates Tuesday, sharply
criticised Tall.
For 12 years, he said, Taft had
been invariably wrong on foreign
policy, and added: "A senatorial
blindspnt on foreign policy is un
fortunate but a presidential blind
spot on foreign policy would be
tragic."
After such a statement it's hard
to see how Stassen, if Taft wins
the Chicago nomination, could cam'
paign for the senator. The same I
(roes for some of Eisenhower's New
Hampshire supporters who have
torn into Taft's foreign views.
Taft had some thinsrs to say
about Eisenhower, but he seemed
to speak with less finality than,
for instance, Stassen. And this is
only the beginning of the struggle
among the Republicans for the
nomination.
Taft said Sunday the Republicans
will need real organization to win
in November. If the party Is split
by bitterness. Its organization ef
forts will certainly suffer. The less
solid the Republicans, the better
tor the Democrats.
ihe pronounced "Mesopotamia".'. . .
Any politician now can get the
same result By saying "taxes ... .
Half the blindness among New
York children of pre-school age is
caused by a disease unheard of a
decade ago. . . . Called retrolental
noropiasla, it affects only prema
ture infants of low weight. . . ,
Cross-eyed and near-slirhted chil-
dren usually rank among the best
students, tne American Ontometric
Association says. ... It also has
found color-blindness is five times
as common among boys as girls.
. . . But It is the girls who grow up
ana nuy tnose Christmas neckties.
Naturally you've been wonder
ing for years how fast a golf ball
spins , . . The answer Is 3,000 to
6,000 revolutions a minute If you
hit it well ... A hlgh-lofted ball
with a good back-spin may reach
8,000.
A poll of 170,000 defense plant
workers showed that 75 per cent
used private cars to get to work.
. . . In Detroit the figure is 88 per
cent. . , , Well, anything to keep
from getting Into an argument with
a bus driver.
Mosquitoes will soon be out again
. . . You may be depressed to
know that instead of about 400 vari
eties known 50 years ago science
now figures there are between 1,700
and 2,500 kinds. . . , Here's a new
way to fight them carry a warm
billiard ball around in your hand.
. Tests have shown that some
are dumb enough to sting heated
billiard balls.
Of course, that could be lust an
other argument for staying out of
pool nans
during the summer
months.
DIVIDENDS INCREASE
WASHINGTON, P) Dividend
payments in January approximated
$505,700,000 or 2 per cent more than
the 494 million dollars paid out In
January a year ago. the Comn
Department reported Mondav,
January a year ago, the Commerce
They'll Do It Every
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MAKE A DATE W7W HER FOR
VMEti I GET OOTMHPJ THERE
WAS THE OCTTWN-I EXPECTED
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KNOCtOOT-BUT tWITLL I TELL
KXJ ABWT THE NISHT WRSE-
By BILL JENKINS
Somewhere I once read, probab-
ly in a magailne. that you can I
is more vaiuaoie man uie worm
.of the pin.
; bowl, shell or whatever you keep
I he clips In you get a cluster of
I 'em. all hopelessly entangled. But
(anyway, I suppose you can't af
ford to do It.
In fact it you take a closer look
at things, as the experts would like
you to, you'll find you can't afford
to do 'anything. Your time Is too;
ST r-Tl y &Zrl KXUM9iA fcr-i W ' d
j , T-l
vaiuaoie. " ? laooraiory.
You cant even afford lo sit and : important magazine published in Authorities feared that the 37-think-unless
you have a hookup , U United btes. The humor year-old Bruentjen might have
with a national publisher who pays i niags aren t funny enough, the ! brought the dread cattle virus on
you for it on the condition that at j news commentaries are loo biased h clothes from a farm In Oer
the end of thinking you turn outnd the home magazines jive In many where he worked and where
a few thousand 111 chosen words
for him to put in his magazine.
If you follow the advice of one
expert and spend your w aking hours
striving for higher ,and better
things you'll run across another
expert who will tell you to relax
and make more because of your
newly-restored vigor. (FDR read
that once and started the theory
of spending yourself rich since
followed by HST)
Maybe we've carried this study
of man hours too far. Perhaps
we've lost sight of something along I
tne line mat is more valuable Man sav -ki are aoing nnvui uaum sentenced lo live years lor OB
a precise and regulated way of liv- a little equipment. Maybe the gov- talnlng money under false pretense.
mg.
And mavbe rieht now would be
a good time to take a look and see i government. Sort of a pair of armed
if we're missing out. After all, I camps squared off and waiting lor
even if you do utilize all your vast the other to make a mistake,
potential of money-making man Please, God, let's see if maybe
hours of labor per week the gov- we can avoid a mistake next No
ernment w ill take the profit out vember. I'd hate to have to put
of it in taxes. So why not sit back ! in another four years of not know
and figure out if you're going the ' Intr -what was going on on Capital
right direction or not? It might i
Some harsh realities about Ko
rea now have to be faced. The
American and United Nations posi
tion with respect to the Commu
nist enemy is not an enviable one,
either in the field or around the
table at Panmunjom.
Truce negotiations in Korea have
been under way for eight months.
In that span the most Important
single field factor is that we have
apparently lost control or the air.
A great step-up in Communist anti
aircraft power, plus a large in
crease in its Jet fighter force, has
given the enemy an edge over our
limited air strength.
This -has great meaning when
applied to the prospect of any fu
ture resumption of full-scale war.
We are no longer able to shoot up
Red supply lines and harry troop
concentrations almost at will. More
over, the of t-dlscussed plan of
bombing Red Manchuria bases is
now almost an academic matter.
It is extremely doubtful we could
pull It off successfully.
Therefore any way that we might
be called upon to fight in the im
mediate months ahead would or
necessity have to be more limited
in purpose than that which we have
fought so far. It would be silly to
say: "Let's go in there nd finish
them off.".
We are not equipped to do it.
In other words, in an early re
sumption of real combat we should
have to . hope mainly to achieve
the same kind of stalemate which
now prevails during the course of
the truce talks.
But since our power to hurt Red
supply lines has diminished. We
might find it harder than ever to
keep a stalemate. Tne outlook in
the field consequently cannot help
but Increase the pressure upon our
negotiators at Panmunjom to come
up with some sort of agreement
that will avert the necessity of re-
snmlnfr hnw rnmhnt.
But here, too, our hopes are' not
bright. Since we no longer can
exert battlefield pressure upon Red
negotiators. We are forced to await
their pleasure before concluding a
truce assuming always that the
Communists really want one. De
spite this uncomfortable fact, we
still have not lost our courage at
the council table. We 'have stub
bornly held out against Red de
mands for the right to build air
fields in North Korea: we demand
really effective inspection behind
the truce lines, and we are against
repatriation of Red prisoners who
do not wish to return to Communist
territory.
Yet even if we should win our
way on the airfield and Inspection
issues, the chance is great that the
victory would be empty.
The Communists are masters at
administrative sabotage. It Is pret
ty certain they would keep any UN
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be fun to see what a slightly
slowed down tempo would do for
Ihe country.
Publicatlon-s Research Bureau
has a little blurb in the mail that
m?,in' t?f?.n Sm ont
, ?'' 1 'hJ,t.,,,nh"s,L
to ' nswer : read 1 e "aga-
sines the Elks club subscribes to
The choice depends on whether
I'm hungry iGourmel), adventur
ous (Truei. lazy (Sateveposti or
cvnlcal (Time). There la no choice.
All depends on how you feel at the
i realm that Is almost as far out
of reach of the average man as
a HollywooU movie theme.
I wish time would pass in a
hurry. I'd like to be living twenty
five years from now and able to
read in the newspapers and con
gressional record what the big
brass will have lo say about all
tir.i lies, cover-ups, evasions and
what have you that have been put
out about our Dart in the Korean I
mess. It seems strange to me that
we can dig In and do the Job they
eroisem aocsn i trust ine people i
nv more man tne people trust tne
Hill.
inspectors effectively snarled in
red tape, and build such airfields
as they chose.
As for the prisoner question,
there seems to be no ground for
compromise at all. We must either
give way or face the likelihood that
UN prisoners of war will spend
years In enemy camps. The blunt
fact is that the initiative in Korea
is not ours.
Our choices seem to be resump
tion of full war under less favor
able circumstances than before,
endless dragging on of the truce
talks while our armies mark time
and eat up equipment and money,
or an uneasy truce which leaves
the way open to renewed Com
munist attack when the moment
suits the Red high command in
Moscow.
We scoff at the Trench failure
to liquidate the Red guerrillas in
Indochina, and the British stand
off against the Reds in Malay.
Yet we are now in almost their
identical position. We are engaged
in an enervating, strength-sapping
enterprise which seems to have no
end and appears to bear ultimate
promise only for our enemy.
German Bride Goes
Home To Die
STRAUBING, Germany m A
German war bride who came home
to Germany last January to spend
her remaining days died of cancer
Sunday, friends said Tuesday.
Maria Legault had expressed a
wish to spend her last days with
her family on German soil. She
flew here with her husband, Bgt.
Albert L. Legault of Elma, Wash.,
from McChord Air Force Base.
Air Force authorities snipped red
tape and granted the sergeant 60
days leave to accompany his strick
en wife.
Legault met his wife while sta
tioned inTJermany in 1946. They
married two years later and went
to the United States.
RENOI'S SON DIES
PARIS Wt Pierre Renoir. 6,
French actor and son of the noted
landscape artist Pierre Auguste Re
noir, died Tuesday,
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function to alow down. manrfolkaautrernar
ting backache feel mltcrahle. Minor blad
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ier Irritatiena due to cold or wrong diet may
cause gettln g up n Ighta or frequent pasfia gee.
Don t neglect your kidneys If theie condi
tlona bother you. Try Doan'a Pllln-a mild
diuretic Uaed atieeeeafully by mllllona for
over 60 years, Tt'a amazing how many time
Doan'a give happy relief from thexe dlseom
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Immigrant Not
Disease Cause
OTTAWA l.fl Big, blond Willi
Bruentjen, an immigrant German
farmhand, flies back to Vancouver,
B. C. Tuesdav nlchL with 1.V1 In
. fdgc that he didn't bring- Canada's
, current outbreak of foot and mouth
But the mystery of the acourse
which struck in Saskatchewan and
brought turmoil to Canada's live
stock and meat Industries still was
unsolved.
Bruentjen got new boots, sweater
and pants to replace those used
'n tne isooratory tests, besides the
j $50 paid him for time spent at the
It broke out before his departure.
Escaped Convict
Captured Again
SALEM Wl A trusty who
j walked away from the state prison
; rarm a weex ago was caught won-
' day In Pendleton,
Warden Virgil O'Malley said the
convict, Walter Cullen, S3, was
picked un bv tlmtliu Cnuniv
sheriff's denutles.
Cullen was sent to prison In 1948,
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new day," and seem to Irel that
uotlilnu Is much more certain.
However, with the r ec e n t ad
vances In airplane speeds, the case
of the hypothetical around-the-
world fiver who could enlov noon
of a alnirle day for 34 hours, norms
about capnule of arcoiniillshmnt
as tar s speed Is concerned. The
fuel sunplv for a non-ston flight
might still be a bit vexing.
Let us assume thut our nvlutor
leaves 1-ondou at noon on March
IS and flies duo west at 090 mllen
per hour,, thus offsetting the ap
parent westward motion of old Sol
and keening this luminous body
constantly In the noon position.
By the sun, his lime Is not
nlmiuilng: bv his watch, 11 is.
When the latter reads 1 p.m., he
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Had our aviator understood world
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International dale line hull way
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Karh new (lav begins at this line.
II runs from the north to Ihe south
pale, with a few convenient Jutin,
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croiMni; It. Just belore the line is
reached. Ihe lime may be II a.m.,
Mmi'li in. Ton jnlmites later II will
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Solar eclipses sometime end
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the following day.
lllatih day lasts 48 hours. March
lR begins at midnight n the dale
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