MONDAY. FEBRUARY in, 1t)fl2
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By BILL JENKINS
,MAvciy perplexing problem Is
m .iiclng us at the moment. What
docs one do with the books one
brings to the office for a quick
scanning and then (ails to dispose
CO Perhaps there are some of you
who don't have this menace to
mental peace. Maybe you're the
,J"Vpe that can bring something to
, Uie office, use It as planned, and
"fjisposc of it in some way. (Take
it home, return it, burn It, etc.)
" I'm not. Being one of the world's
mm ipveat putter-offers I find the desk
fried high with everything from
,...)books ' to testimonials to political
,,(lia(ribcs to health pamphlets.
ii,. Would anyone (perhaps a wel
fare agency or a paper-saving
-agency) be Interested in forming
ww m gr0Up to tour local offices pe--Modlcally
and clean off the desks?
I think a rich haul could be found
nd there surely must be some
Use for at least a portion of it.
At the moment, having Just
cleaned my desk and thrown away
' k everything that wasn't absolutely
essential. I find myself typing
--...around such various obstacles as
MMOl) two milk bottles (2) A copy
"""Of Bawdy Ballads and Lustv Lyr-
ics by Drake House publishers.
JJ Baghdad By the Bay, A Child's
mm Garden of Verses. 1 3 Five back
M copies of the Methodist Clipsheet
m (4) A note that says "look up Ed
on deal" and a memo to "see
clif ." Not to mention a bundle
of pictures I don't have any recol-
lection of, a pipe which I haven't
m smoked for two years, a box with
a full collection of notes on the
1 "" APMEA convention of last year
R m a,,cl a stale box of chocolates.
M n9 x aaj, HciiiaMS uiere are inose
: who aren't plagued with this prob-
mm lem. But tne time will come. And
hen it does give me a ring. We
JJ " By DEB ADDISON
M In a single cubic foot of rich,
fertile, productive (Klamath) soil,
e-ery law in the universe Is in
operation. It is a living thing,
JJJ inade up of bacteria, moulds, fun
K, pi. earthworms, nucleuses and so
lorth.
" In it operate the fundamentals
IJJjjJ life In this planet the law of
i-T2lrth, growth, death and decay.
vTe it riiF.talnkul tn JraM an
s ..iipalotry between that miraculous
m ttihiiature of life's ,elements that
" " undful of earth and the dally
h m " 'libwspaper as an equally astound
? " TTBg condensation of current living
m IIS these United States?
" The newspaper chronicles births
i?3B,d deaths.
", mm I' reports society news.
f'MIt is a sounding board for con
' at i Ooverslal issues.
I ""It advises the sick and the love
(V? 3grn.
6 Jn JJJJJIt teaches baby care and home
I ? aatf onomics, bridge and canasta.
J K-ntlt covers the world of sports,
J ) McreaUon and hobbies.
if "It entertains with comics, jokes
;I ISS"1 Puzzles,
m mt i . u . n,;,H -. u
m i. T1" notes, dress patterns and club
; Malt heralds the change in weather
; P "Jfometimes correctly) and even de
I Z "Tbtes space to study of the stars.
! i J TTlt interests business men with
; ; Z Z3ock market tables and interpre
' m ive comment concerning the mar
; m awts of trade.
ii-'. It provides classified advertising
) 3J"ng 'With a variety of subjects
: I JWiich In themselves are a chroni-i'-,m
clo of everyday living situations
I . wanted, help wanted, apartments
m far rent, lost and found, articles
4" far sale or to swap and similar
: II" flutters.
uL ,7t portrays the news, the dra
X matin (.hp commonnlace and the
. i4 beautiful in pictures.
i 1 V It editorializes,
i f And lastly, it communicates the
I J" daily happenings of the world, at
I home and abroad, in its news
t columns.
! . m What's the reason for this horn
! ; blowing? Well, according to word
I ! J from the Oregon Ad Club, this is
! ! m jjvertlsinff recognition week.
, m ...You'll forgive us if we think of
a asawspapers when the word adver-
iiig is mentioned?
: "The previous words on the news-
JJ tjper, and the analogy to the fun-
s i m Omental life in a foot of earth.
Me not ours, nor are tney tne
words of some distinguished editor.
The words are, almost verbatim,
trjose of a hard-boiled advertising
man, Franklin Bell, director of ad
vertising for the H. J. Heinz Com
pany. (The famous 57 varieties.)
!Mr. Bell' goes on to say that,
bpf'Allsa il. rpnnrlR ahntit familiar
people and events, the advertising
it carries has a connotation of
local, personal appeal.
He assumes full responsibility for
hi. nwti arivprlisfno. thnnrrli U'hon
Jhe says: A medium Is Just as good
no better or worse as the ad
m vertlser's use of it.
There you have it. The news
paper provides an advertising me
dium in which advertising is di
rected personally to local folks and
the merchandise advertised is pre
numably available at the nearest
BILL JENKINS
Managing Editor
year $11.00
may be able to trade some of this
junk aivl at least have a different
outlook on life.
The new phone books are out
and the only two beefs that have
come to our ears so far are the
ones about their being primed out
of town instead of here and the
baffled lady who opened hers to
find that it started with the L's
instead of the A's.
As to the first I Imagine it was
contracted out to the lowest bidder
and as such is merely a good bus
iness practice. As to the second I
was a little slow on the uptake.
If the lady is still willing to
trade for a perfectly good book
twhich I already have) instead of
turning her book in. I'll make a
deal. I think I can find a few uses
for it. For example:
The friend who suffers from
round-wire-itis when he visits your
home and suddenly is come all
over with a nostalgic urge to call
old George. Give him the fouled up
book and watch him sweat. (Of
course this has Its dangers, too.
wnen ne can t find the local num
ber he'll call Dickie in Honolulu.
Or the befuidled gentleman who
comes into the office and asks for
a phone directory merely as an
excuse to wedge his two-bits worth
of conversation into the partv. A
book like that should either hurt
his feelings or leave him groggy.
And the early pages will always
come in handy for pen-wipers. Peo
ple tear 'em out anyway, so we
might as well start with the L's as
the A's. . .
Any way you look at It I con
sider that book to be a curio that
should be guarded carefully. If
you still have it won't you bring
it over? I'll gladly toss in a new
book and a small extra favor of
some kind in return.
w7li T?5fBTSMr!?sT
store. That's the vehicle, but it's
only as good as the advertiser's
use of it.
The newspaper is distinct from
other forms of communication and
of sales appeal.
As a frier,! of ours, now in the
radio business, put it: When you
think of a newspaper you think of
the front page; you think of news,
and you also think of advertising
as going along in parallel as an
other public service neither one
of which is directly and immed
iately dependent on the other.
Mews ultimately is dependent on
advertising in that it provides the
means of maintaining an organiza
tion to do the job we've been talk
ing about. Advertising is depend
ent on news in that it creates the
kind of advertising vehicle we've
been talking about.
So. you can't have advertising
recognition without recognizee its
foremost vehicle, anymore than the
Heinz man could talk about adver
tizing without going clear back to
the laws of the universe at work
in a foot of good earth.
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Wife Shoots
Self. Walks
KAMIAH. Idaho Wl Deputy
Sheriff Ralph Schwartzkopf Sat
urday said a 49-year old ranch
wife who shot herself through the
stomach with a .22 rifle Friday
walked half a mile to tp 11 her hus
band after she didn't "faint."
Schwartkopf quoted the woman,
Mrs. Lucy Anderson, as savins
she had been despondent since
moving to Idabo from Oregon three
months ago.
The deputy sheriff gave this
story: 1
While her husband was out Fri
day, Mrs. Anderson said she de
cided to take her life. The bullet
entered the lower section of her
stomach and came out the left side
of her back.
"When I saw I wasn't going to
faint, I thought I'd better tell my
husband," she said.
She started to drive to her hus
band, but the car got stuck in
the mud so she walked a half mile
to reach him. Her husband, Wil
liam Anderson, walked back to
the car with her. due it out and
drove her to the hospital.
bne was reported in good con
dition at the hospital.
Man 95 Seeks
Security Card
BUTLER, Pa. W! Frank P.
Bingham, a hardware store merch
ant, applied for a social security
card Saturday at the age of 99.
"Never had any use for one be
fore," remarked Bingham, "but 1
guess I'll have to retire pretty
soon."
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NEW YORK i.Ti The Dresent
French-Arab tension in Tunisia
must bring back wry memories
these days to thousands of Ameri
can veterans.
For Just nine years aeo this week
the U.S. Armys Second Corps was
learning a bitter lesson in the art
of warfare in the Battle of Kas-
serine Gap.
Their teachers were the combat
hardened warriors of Field Mar
shal Rommel's famed Afrika
Korps. Pursued more than 1.000
miles across the sands from Libya
by Montgomery s tenacious "Des
ert Rats," the Nazi commanders
were hungry for gas and other
supplies. -They
decided to eet them from
the Americans, spread thinly along
tne rigm nan of the Tunisian Cor
ridor. Their hope was to crash the
Yank line, roil their panzers nortn
to Constantino, a big Allied base,
and wrap up the British Second
Army en route. With no enemy at
his back. Rommel could then turn
his freshly-supplied armor around
and deal again with his old foe,
Montgomery.
ALIKE
The break-through plan was al
most exactly the same as that em
ployed later in the war by the Naz
is in their daring, hopeless gamble
In the Battle of the Belgian Bulge.
And it failed for the same reason
in neither case did the Germans
quite reach our supply bases.
But it looked like an easy touch
In those early Tunisian days. The
Americans were outgunned, out
numbered and relatively untried by
battle.
Leisurely the Nazis massed and
In a sudden night attack seized
Faid Pass from its French Infan
try defenders. This gave them an
opening down into the plains. Fear
ful that this was only a diversion
ary action, and that the Germans
would make their man drive
through a pass farther north, the
Allied Command refused to let the
Americans group and throw all its
force in a single unified counter-'
attack. I
The American units therefore
went into action one at a time,
and were simply chopped to pieces
or forced to fall back in the face
of the superior weight of the wheel-1
Nobody Crowds Chuck as He
Washes Away
Br DOUGLAS LARSEN
PUSAN, Korea uT The lean,
bearded soldier known as Chuck
shuffled into the shower room to
get cleaned up to go home on ro
tation. The room was bare wood with
a concrete floor and not very pri
vate. But the soldier treated his
surrroundings like a man entering
a temple to commune with the
Dlety.
He turned on both faucets, then
tested them with his palms.
"Oh God," he sighed. "That's
good."
Slowly Chuck moved under the
water and you could see him re
lax as the hot needle spray be
gan' driving the caked dirt out of
his body.
CLEANSED
He stood with his whiskered face
slightly upturned Into the shower,
hands hanging iimpiy at nis sioes.
S? hf mSp !
like that, hardly moving ; a , muscle ,
It was obvious that a lot more
than Korean dirt was being washed
off Chuck. He was belne cleansed I
of months of killing, fright, being ;
shot nt. livlne In a dank bunker i
on a frozen ridge, dangerous pa
trols deep into enemy lines, ter
rible homesickness.
It seemed for a while that he
had fallen asleep under the shower.
But moving around to gei a net-
ter look at his face, you could see
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Ins panzers.
I remember standing with Ernie
Pyle on the second day of the buttle
on a field redolent of almond blos
soms shaken from the trees by the
blasting guns. As far forward as
the eye could see the area was
littering with the hulks of burning
American tanks, and we fell like
crying.
There were men In those tanks
we had come to know as friends
in a few short weeks, and they
were dead now m a strangle
against hopeless odds. It seemed
like a great waste of human brav
ery then. And, looking back now,
I guess I still fee) 'hat way.
That night combat command "B"
of the First Armored Division, u
tremendous fighting outfit, held
back the Germans at Sbeitla, once
a Roman outpost, while our trucks
in relays carried back our sup
plies. Those that couldn't be re
moved were put to the torch, and
the flames flickered about the old
Roman ruins, ghostly in the black
night.
DEFEAT AID
This great stand helped defeat
the Nazis. They went on through
Kasserlne Gap, driving the Amer
icans back 40 miles. But the pan
zers never reached the gas dumps
for which they were thirsting. Brit
ish tanks and artillery trundled
down to support the hard-pressed
Yanks, and baffled by this new
strength at Thala Pass, Rommel
pulled back.
It was Hie beuinnliie of the end
for his Afrika Korps. one of the
great armies of history. The bat
tered American force was taken
over by two new generals George
Patton and Omar Bradley and
they began to build it into a mighty
army.
Where are all these- men now",
the green soldiers who fought so
well in the dry wadis and rockv
djebels of Tunisia? Ernie Pyle Is
dead, and the men he wrote "about
are scattered widely.
Nothing exists of that battle now.
except old metal rusting in the
timeless sands, and the memories
of men who shared loyalty and
I danger there. Was It all only nine
short years ago, or a century?
Nothing is as temporary as an
army.
Grime of War
he was wearing an almost beatific
expression, eyes closed, lips drawn
wide in a happy smile.
It was as If the whole mystery
of life were being revealed to him
and what he saw was Infinitely
sweet.
His first movement was to turn
his back to the shower so that the
main stream was hitting the nape
of his neck. He held this position
for another five minutes, still smil
ing, hands at his sides.
Then he began to rotate his head
ever so slowly. This played the
steaming stream all over the top
of his head and shoulders. With
what was obviously an effort, he
commenced to massage his scalp
with his fingers.
Opening one eye, he took a piece
of soap and began to lather his
scalp all with a motion so languid
you'd never guess Chuck was a
hours to be rotated home after
( d one.haII month3 of fight.
,
, ...
. Atler allowing the water to rinse
we soap out of his hair, he lifted
t one arm then the other and
let the water splash into his arm
pits. Still smiling. Still with his
eyes closed.
Finally he stepped out of trie
shower and commenced lathering
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RE
By Jimmy Hatlo
'lhe public debate over Senator
McCarthy's charges of communism
in government will rntie on. It is
fitting that the pros and cons be
argued vlKOrously und openly.
But there Is no place In this give-and-take
for threats of punitive ac
tion against any who huvo entered
the iray.
Last fall Time magazine pub
lished an article generally critical
of McCarthy and the methods he
has used in developing his chiiigcs.
Apparently McCarthy wrote to
complain of what he said were
false statements in the story.
More recently the senator draft
ed a letter to Times editor in
chief. Henry R. Luce, reminding
him that the magazine had not
"corrected a single one of the false
statements."
McCarthy went on to Inform Luce
that If no action were taken he
intended to put his case before
"all of your advertisers."
"As you of course know," suld
McCarthy In his letter. "I am pre
paring material on Time maga
zine to furnish all of your adver
tisers so they may be fully aware
of the type of publication which
they are supporting."
There Is no Intent here to argue
the accuracy of Time's story.
There Is only the purpose to de
fend Time's right to report the Is
sue as it sees it. without fear that
stern punishment will be - visited
upon the magazine for clltlclzing
the senator.
An avowed plan to Influence the
i magazine's advertisers Is plainly
a program to cripple Time through
curtailment of Its revenues. This
is an attempt to silence a nation
wide news organ on an Issue of
paramount Importance.
Successful Intimidation ' would
clearly constitute an Infringement
of press freedqm. one of the ele
mental liberties of the American
people.
When honest criticism by the
; Prcss Is stilled. Hie wholo stnic-
ture of democratic freedom is im
periled.
Indeed, the atmosphere may
fairly be described as unhealthy
when even threats to Intimidate
the press can be delivered with
Impunity.
For If we do not take alarm
when so basic a liberty as this
Is challenged, when shall we?
Whether or not McCarthy's com
plaints against the magazine are
warranted, in this nation the reme
dy cannot lie in action which. If
successful, would strike a hard
blow at the liberties we arc strug
gling to preserve.
Army Passes
News Break
WITH THE U.S. 40TH DIVISON.'
Korea tin The Army docs not
plan any disciplinary action against
40th Division soldiers who broke
military security In writing home
that they were on their way from
Japan to Korea, an official Divis
ion spokesman says.
Reports that some men and of
ficers might be court marllalcd
followed publication of news stories
in the U.S. that the division was
in Korea before official Army dis
closure of the move.
An official said the information
came from letters that were taken
to the newspapers by mothers and
relatives of the men.
himself from head to toes, with
exquisite slowness, paying no at
tentlon to a new batch of shower
ees crowding Into the room.
Nobody elbowed him out. No-,
body tried to speed him up. A
man doesn't know that kind of ec
stasy but maybe once or twice in
his life.
Chuck Just went on lathering and
showering until almost boat time.
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Jhank
Sngt SldetfliuicvN
There's a uuliiun servlio avail
able thai you may not know about.
For a lee Mm ran lake a world
cmlso without leaving your fire
.Mile; at least you can fool your
frli-nds that .villi in oft on a long
jaunt and wish they wnto with
vou: ran have X mark your room
in a HWiuik hotel.
Anninu the Mranue ways In make
a livlnx Is that of ingenious rook
ies In iiianv llnimiinnl cities
around the world. They'll furnish
you stationery und pout your mull
from there: also receive and for
ward mull In you. You can even
wrlle yourself a letter telllnx what
a wondrous Hip you're having.
Just how to nide out while you
circle the globe by correspondence
imi t (jimp r lour in tne aciveruse
nirnta. Thut's your problem. Which
suggest a new home town Industry
a place to hibernate till your
hoiui'onmlng. Jail has been thought
of already. But this nil nils bit
el preairangcnient not always to
one's hklna: such as robbing a
bank or sllcklnir pins in bublr.t.
I The tale of n friend of mine
I proven that there are practical uses
to which this letter posting Industry
run bo put. Ono day he got a
Horde post card with n picture ol
the A1M on II und word that Its
wilier was nolournlnir In the Swiss
capital for the moment; then would
be otl Into Uormany.
His correspondent was a sea roll-rr-uppor
of weird and unusual
things for which well-to-do people
iir- wili ng; to pav goodly sums to
satisfy their vanity or hobby. My
(rlend had commissioned him some-
I time miller to watch out for a
c ertain type ol brlr-a-brae he want
led. a rare Hem of Europcun orl-
l-;ln.
ii.kttkh
I A ook Inter ho wot a Idler
from Ins agent In Vienna. U was
I'-'aboraloly descriptive of the sights
! he'd seen and contained a hope
that he might be on the trail of
i the wanted article, and would write
r.gnln If surcesslul.
I In reasonable time came word
I Hint the article had befn lorated
; III Paris. The letter said that the
intent was there and lodging with
1 1. (Irend. but brought the sad news
I that he was temporarily In flnan-
ctnl difficulty. He hud been
I robbed : salvaged barely enough to
I meet his expenses.
I II inv friend wanted the Item
Every now and then, some un
regimented soul gels fed up with
the restraints imposed oy civium
tiun and gives way to one of those
Impulses wo all have.
Thv. results, for the most part,
aren't happy and more or less help
prove that the path of the non
conformist is as hard as that of
the transgressor. As a matter of
fact. It frequently turns out to be
Hie same puUi, leading to the Jail
house.
rt ltlllIIC VI ..!, p,i
York bus driver simultaneously be
came a fugitive Irom Justice and
something of a national hero by
acting on bii impulse. Fed to the
teeth wllh the monotony of travers
ing the same stop-and-starl route
day niter day. ono Sprlnj-llke
morning he turned his bus left in
stead of right, and oil he went to
Florida, company equipment and
. all.
i Obviously, this kind of conduet
I can t be countenanced by largo cor
porations with responsibilities for
transporting tne puonc. mmrvrr,
the action of u route-bound drlier
In breaking out of his rut enchant
ed millions of similarly situated
average citizens who had dreamed
and dreamed ol some day flinging
caution to the winds and breaking
mtt of Hip truces.
I When they caught up with the
wandering bus driver, public opln
I Ion was so heavily weighted on his
I side and so many people under
stood his motives, that he got oil
with an admonition to rcmemtier
his responsibilities In the future
and a niandutory ship on the wrist
for sinning against our system.
A few days ago, In California,
a woman actually got around to
dobig something every other wom
an In the world has considered
and talked about.
She took a look at her house,
which was In a mess, and then,
local police said, set fire lo the
place. At this writing, she's In Jail,
charged with arson.
Personally, I wouldn't bet on
Mrs Kathleen Tossey's chances of
getting off with the same gentle
treatment which was given the
bus driver. For one tiling, our
courts of law are pretty well dom
inated by members of the male sex
and I think Mrs. Tossey was com
mitting a femlnlnc-type crime.
Judges and lawyers. If they are
men, pun understand a man get
ting fed ud with a treadmill Job
They can understand Spring fever
and wanderlust, occause incy ve
all been victims of It. But I doubt
very much whether they can un
derstand Mrs. Tossey's Impulse to
get rid of an accumulation of odds
and ends In one beautifully sim
ple, dramatic gesture.
As a matter of fact, she even
"Why don't you folks try Botut
Dale, Realtor? H hai complat
listings of ideal HOMES lo BUY."
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dear to his heart would he please
ulr mall a Traveler cheque for
saoo, the loiter said. The treasure
would cost a bit more but tne
agent still could dig up the differ
ence and they'd aetlle when he got
back heme. Emphatically ho aald
to mall Ilia money to the given
uddresH, not cable It, alnre he
might be roaming about meantime.
My friend had a business connec
tion In Paris, so he wrnto there
that the agent would call and lu
give him I1IHI, If nallsflrd Hint the
article waa available, Ho advised
(he agent to proceed accnrdlnglv.
Before the transaction waa com
pleted II leaked out that the ulobe
ti oiling agent was In a nildwestern
jail for forgery; had been there
four months.
So, maybo It will come to pass
that when we hear from folks
abroad we may save time, and
fnce, by phoning their house or of
ficeor the nearest Jail.
OLD. I'NSAFi:
It's not a new trick nor a safe
alibi. One lime a alorv waa printed
about a local man and Ills sweetie
being tangled In an automobile ac
cident not far from Ills home the
night before.
Ills loyal wife Indignantly phoned
for a retraction, She had a trio,
gram from Mm, filed In Albany at
almost the very hour of the crack
up; o It surely was some other
man. Her trust must have been
slightly shattered when hiibbv re
turned from his "business trip"
v.ith a new car and a couple ol
plasters on his forehead.
It Isn't always phony postmarks
that can bring surprises. I once
uot a post card mailed In Portland,
Maine, from a woman who wanted
Il printed Hint she was motoring
through the Nrw Fngland slates.
To be friendly and sociable she In
cluded Hie startling news Hint she
had Just driven up the rugged
coast Irom New London "and found
the beaches red with lobsters."
Though now a whiskered gag. II
then wus a brand' new Idea and I
printed It in The Growler, a lly anil
saurv column which I wrole. At
least a dozens letters and as many
phone culls hurried to tell me Hun
lobsters aren't red until Uiey're
cooked.
Humbly. I ran a correction, ex
ploiting (hat I only worked In u
Ilsii market one summer.
started the tire In Just the place
I would mark my own sortie Into
arson: the attic. Our attic, and
almost everyone else's, la loaded
with strange Items which can be !
disposed of In no way but a fire.
Ours contains a wide1 assortment
of garments which aren't good !
enough to be worn, yet loo good to i
be given or thrown away. We have
enough furniture to fit out a con- i
pie of rooms clisirs which neru ,
a complete upholstering Job. inlr-1
rors which need resllverlng. pic-,
tures of assorted relatives, baskets
of medicaments Inducing perscrlp-;
Hons for long (orgntten Illnesses,
old curtains complete with pules, I
r
A
that's why
it's America's
top-selling Kentucky
straight bourbon
whiskey!
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KLAMATH FALLS All article
you published a few days ago
about the new telephone illiedurv
coming out mid about Ihn linger
number being prlnlnl wiin Interest
ing, It revealed Unit Ihn Hindu is
steadily growing. However, thrirt
was one Item inlnslng Hint has
been Included In previous iiiiiiounee
ineuls. Your arllcle tllil not men
tion Hie fact Hint the Pnolllo Tele
phone and Telegraph Company sent
the dliroloiy out ol town this year
to bo printed.
In previous years, when the an
iiuiiiii'emrnl came that Ihn new
leli'phoiie directory was ready, tlio
lory usually staled Hint II hud been
printed in Kluiiiiilh Falls by a local
business linn.
The current directory Is larger
than ever- more aubsei Ibers listed
mora local inerchiints buying nd
verllhlng spuoo In Iho yellow panes
17 lull pages of advertising morn
limn lust year all paid lor Willi
money earned locally.
If this business land inimy mors
such Instances! were kept In Klum
alh Fulls mid those dollars kept
rolling from door to door here II
would substantially aid In "Hiiticllnfr
tho Uusln" and pay a porllon of
our ever-Increasing tuxen clly,
county, stale und lodcriil.
V. M, ( airy
split Nhuwer curl a Ins. and u
strange collection ot undent hut
Hugo wllh disintegrating leather
and looks for which keys have long
been lost.
Once or twice a year, I go up
there, carefully inspril the lo'J
move a few pieces around and fl-'
nally give up. Invariably wllh Hie
remark: "I'd like to touch u mulch
to the whole thing."
I don't bellrve, however, Hint
male minds will he sympathetic
about Mrs. Idssey a atlenipt to
make charred order out of chuo.
Allies are places where discard
ed fishing lui-kle,. slringless trnttli
rackets, old noil clubs, spilt skis,
button,! huts, Irni-turrd plnrs und
nmlhraleii but Irlondly old buth
robes arc slori-d. Dliposul of anv
ol these cherished Items bv anv
process other than lire would be
construed us oulrugruiis and dov.li
rlirhl sneaky.
I shudder lo think what Mis.
Tossey's late would be, however.
If she hud become disturbed nt the
condition ol her garage, 'lliut Is
usually ii man's real haven, the
site ol his collection of outdated
license plates, half-empty oil runs,
broken tools and riisted-lhrotiKli
kid chins. To gel rid of any of
these would be sabotage 111 the
averugn man's mind.
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