MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 1052
HERALD AND NEWS, KI-AMATH FALUsr'UKKt..,.
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Snoose-less Fort Klamath
Addicts Rescued From
ohuntK tin nl I In if the product. On
wen actually down to his last pinch rans of anuff. and several user
Neman of Scandinavian extraction
lighted the truck arriving, immed
iately took off up the street to
where It had stopped at a store
Is threatening to do at this time,
all Is well with the snoose-chewlng
Individuals 'of thn community, now
that thoy luive their Copenhagen.
Wednesday, of thla. week further
when by the morning' mall ar
of the stuff stopped for generroua
vnuno for alarm muse when It was
rived three cans of CopenhaKcn,
obtained Iroin some source and
chaws," one being Ingenious
Fiery, Smarting Itch
of Common Skin Rathtt
Don't Unci inch torment annthr hour I
Justimooth Keilnol Ointment on. your
irritatnl ikln at once. See how quickly
iu mnllcallv proven ingredients in Ian
olin brina blluiul, loni-laitlni relief.
rumored tlnil thn neighboring town
n Chlloouln wau pmclloiilly snulf
Iran also, ntiil by thin time the
Kltuullun was gulling acute here.
enouKh to wangle a whole cart, of
the precious atulf lor hia personal
MIKKIiKN a
sent to him by a snull-chcwlng
Irlcnd In Chlloouln who knew the
serious situation which had dcvcl
oped here, The garageman's popu
Inrltv Increased bv lenim mid
I lor the first tobacco delivery. At
use. l
for ony
once word spread like wildfire
Awful Fate By Delivery
The shortage was brought to- an among snuff-chewers that the
end before noon, however. When worst was over there una enmn.
Room In tht Ho ma!
uno loan giiriigomnn had the only
known cuu of sniill In the whole
town, mid by treating fellow snuff
Calhoun's f
the Pioneer Tobacco truck hove hagan available once again In Fort
Into view and It wag found, that Klamath, so let It blow, let the
there was anuff a board, S One. goq- i,now pile up to the eaves as it
Rv MY It'll, IC WIMKIl
turn Inla n panic the town was
bounds when word not around that
he wax the possessor of three
317 I. Main ,
"Bhrhnp bonis" of the currently
popular iiniiK lilt weren't n more
welcome sight to the watchers on
shore lliun In some people Ilia
alghl ol the Plnnrer Tnburro Co,
truck coming Into Port Kliimutl)
lle Thursday morning, Jim, loth,
for the commit ol the vehicle end
ed an urine nhnrtngfl In snowbound
Fort Klnmnth which threatened to
out n( Copenhagen snulf, otherwise
chewciH, on Thurndny morning he
Known nil "snoose or -bwcuisii
conditioning powder." This tin
happy condition hud prevailed
since the previous Thursday when
the truckdrlver on Ilia weekly trip
here reported there was nn un
explnlned scarcity of the snuff In
Klamath Kails, end rationed his
Miinll supply among the locnl mcr-
v A
Churchill Strange And
Wonderful To Countrymen
lly KM atKAGII
for Hal Boyle
WASHINGTON fi "One thing
you muni remember about Mr.
Churchill" said the visiting Eng
lishman, "la that he was thrown
lioin a donkey at the age of lour
and landed on his head."
Then he grinned at our startled
expressions and went on to explain
himsell;
"I'm not suggesting there la any
tiling wrong Willi Urn old boy's head
now. 'ar lrom it. But you can al
vu'a count on him to do the un
expected, Just as ho was doing
when ho was lour. ..
"Ho I'd go easy, If I were you
rhups, on lorecnstlng what he's
Skely to tell your Congress when
e addresses It next Thursday, lie
nt v surprise you. He may surprise
even himsell."
One of the reporters around the
table, an American, nodded.
"Like belore D-Dny In Ihe late
war." he said. "Churchill, you
know, was dead set against an In
vasion ol the south of France.
Fought It at the Quebec coher
ence and kept right on fighting It.
"Well, we did push Into Southern
France, and who should turn up on
Ihe deck of a destroyer olfshoro,
giving hla V-slgn, cheering" the boya
on but good old Winnie."
We mulled that one lor a while.
Then ihe Englishman anld:
"He's one of ihe lew great' men
this century has aeen. No doubt
about that. But he can act like a
spoiled child on occasion.
"Al one of the big three con
ferences during the warYalta. It
must have been, and he's l"ld this
alorv himsell Churchill stormed
out of a parly because Bliilln and
Mololov were pulling his leg over
the question of what to do with
Oermany.
"The Russians went alter him,
clapped him on the back and said
uhnt amounted to. 'Rats. Old Boy,
come back and have a nip. We
were only playing.' Thev had the
devil of a time convincing him."
"Great kldders. lho.se Russians.'
aid one of the Americans, sourly.
"Churchill, though." another said
'has a priceless sense of humor
himself. It's a dry, deliberately
nonsensical kind of humor more
American than British. Yet he adds
hla own John Bull touch lo it.
"Back In 1943 ho visited Niagara
Tails and a young reporter asked
how he liked It. Churchill said lie s
seen the falls long before the re.
porter was born back around I0O0,
aa I remember.
"Well," the kid said
chained muchj .
Churchill looked aa If he were
deliberating. Then he said, with
thut chuckle of hla:
"The principle aeems the same.
The water atlll keeps falling over."
Hie visiting Englishman laughed.
"Like Winston himself." he saU.
"Keeps going on and on, though
not with water.
"In '42, at Ihe end of hla con
ferences in Moscow, Hlnlln pro
posed that Uicy adjourn to his
nuarters In the Kremlin for II touch
of something. It was nild-cvcnlng, j
but OTiurch1 1 tootled right along in
spile of the fact that he had to be !
up at dawn for the flight back to
London i
"I heard It from a t han who was
In Moscow at the time ui 3 a.m.
they were still at It. Churchill nev-
er did gel to bed. lie took on an
hour later. Stalin probably slept all
the next uay.
Clever chaps, those Russians.
But they never put our Winston
under the table."
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I ' -H ' V- J 1 II V S I ll I I I I
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0f Conor To
Quit Senate
BALTIMORE ( Ben, Herbert
R. O' Co nor 'D.-Md.i will not
seek re-election when hla term ex
pires this year so that he can
"lake part in the discussion and
action on vital questions without
having It thought any political con
sideration Is involved."
In a surprise announcement Sun
day. O'Conor aald. "It la now ap
parent that some of my views are i
at variance wnn mose espoused
by others. In .candor I must admit
a lack of sympathy with certain
programs."
He refused to elaborate on that
statement but Democratic parly
members In the slato have pre
viously accused him ol working
at cross purposes with the Truman
administration.
North Carolina's average field of
lint cotton per acre for 1951 is
estimated al 382 pounds. The 19&0
average was only H9 pounds.
Pone Clreaorv XIII in 1582 In.
"have Uiey atltuled the reformed Julian cal
. ieiularin use today. - , . . -ri .
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