TUESDAY, JANUARY 1. H)ft2
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HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
They'll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy Hatlo
Miss ruler scares
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NEW YORK Wl An open letter
to any child born on New Year s
day: v .
Welcome, to the world, kid.
Something new has been added
youl And we need you. The drinks
are on the house today. What'li
you have milk?
You arrived with a cry: you'll
leave with a sigh, years and years
from now. The first thing you got
was a free spank on the bottom,
and you'll spend the rest ot your
life trying to earn a pat on the
beck. . I
It's a strange wonderland you
came Into, Isn't It? Everything Is
warm and soft and cozy. But al
ready you've got troubles big
monsters in white cooing at you,
picking you up, setting you clown,
wrapping you and unwrapping you
as If you were something being ex
changed at a department store.
Set up a cry, kid. Get reaiacod
and Indignant. You'll be doing it a
lot later, too. There's plenty to be
indignant about. -
And your eyes they don't focus
yet, do they? You cant even see
what's across the room! Don't
worry. The human race has been
trying fcr 25.000 years to see be
yond lis own nose and only a few
have the vision to.
That's right, young fellow.
Drowse off for a while. Rest up.
You'll Be awake for a long, long
time. People ought to get more
sle'.'p as children now: They're
living longer all the- time.
Do you find it odd to be alive?
Well, you probably always will. It's
such an odd and - unpredictable
rhythm of pain and pleasure.
Would you like to know what
lies ahead? That's . easy. Here's
the usual formula:
First you grow up,. then you start
growing down. You gum your milk
first, then you get teeth, they the
teeth hurt and you pull them out.
and then you gum it the rest ol
the way. The same thing with your
hair. You haven't got much as yet.
but you'll get more. You'll spend
a smalt fortune on it. pam
pering it, cutting it. combing it.
And they the ungrateful sunt will
turn grey and fall off on the
floor, leaving you right back where
you are today.
And your bones and sinews? You
can't count on them either. They'll
grow and get stronger, then they'll
play traitor to you. too, as weak
ness creeps back into them.
What can you count on to endure
in your new home of flesh? Some
where in it is something called a
mind, and it is this that will
give you most joy or most hurt,
become your strongest friend or
an interior enemy that will destroy
you. Feed it when you are young,
however, and it will sustain you
when you are old.
What lies ahead, kid? Well,
growing pains and puppy love, sun
sets and tight shoes, matrimony
and the installment plan . . . work
play and death . . . the old human
drama, as old as the Garden of
Eden, as new as you.
Peace blankets you now. but you
have come into a world wheie the
war of the guided muscle is giving
away to wars of the guided mis
siles. No child in history ever was
born on a more hopeful morning
or faced a more terrible night. It
will be your job in your day to
make or break the long dreams of
mankind. Good luck, kid. And a
happy new year!
Sincerely.
. Hal Boyle
Then"- comes the
fateful cw so
6IVE A USTENi TO
THE QUESTIOJS-.
A WO -YEAR-OLD
CCUU? MSIVER THEM
STVJDINI6 OrJ
HIS HEAD
r
TtiAMt AHO A
TIP OF THE HATIO
HAT TO
LOO kj3BAZO,
BOSE.ICMiJo
FIRST O0eSTKJ:wUAT WAS
uif mat of wasviMGiaJS ivuits
HORSE? 2.'lWrS03VtraiCIMERlCA?
31 FOR WHOM IS COLUMBUS. OMO,MMEP?
VMAT WAS 1U WAR OP 1776 CALLED ? ,
5: TELL W KKK WORDS WHO WAS
MAKlHA WASHINGTON 4 HU5tMNU
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Captive Captain's Wife Tells How
Husbands Service Affects Home
ROLLING SNOW Office workers at Klamath Lumber mul llox saw a slrniifio MkIiI
when thev looked out over Klamath Lake the other inornliiK. Snow on the lake Ire was
being whipped into something like tumble weeds. Thousands of large snowballs tov
erect the lake. Thev rolled merrily along, r rowing in size, vvli.m strong gusts of wind
occurred. Old timers said they had never seen anything like it.
(Editor's Note: When the Com
munists exchanged prisoner of
war lists with the I'N. recently,
they lisccd the name of ('apt.'
Harold Kaschko. Paislcv as a
PUW. Capt. Kaschko had previ
ously been reported a? missing
in action. In the following story,
Sirs. Marir Kaschko, the Can
tain's wife, graphically tells
something of the effect of Cap
tain Kaschko's war experiences
on the Kaschko home. Mrs. Clyde
Bramtette. Herald and Newt
Paisley correspondent, aided
Mrs. Kaschko with her story.)
;'ray of hope. I never thought Hal. him and he told her Hal was fine,
was dead, I believed he was an I He also wrote he hud received a
I unhaODV urisoner of the Reds. i letter from her. This crenilv en-
Mickv and I were at" the home . couraged me to hear they 'were
of my 'parents here when the word ; getting some of their mail,
came Hal was missing In action I have written Hal every night,
and of course I fell very bad but No, I do not mall them I am
it only caused me to pray a little afraid I might give some miormn
By MRS. MARIE KASCHKO
As told to Mrs. Clyde Bramlette
haroer and spend many sleepless
night. But I believed he was alive.
I received a letter written De
cember 19, 1950 from Lt. Jean K.
Joyce, who was the Executive Of
ficer under my husband. He wrote:
"We had become so short of of-
Kunu-n and had to abandon their
iihiii i g i ft ft tit it ft rrsmffmwnt tria to
fiiiiniimnn'i oo op oo, coo i pi c o o o i mn coo
! I knew I would hear somewav
son Micky climbed out of" b'.'. this ! ""2?'L a"errt "l 'a" omfhni
morning and looked all over the 'C'U" tLv m .,, ! ?n1mn
hma hi. norfw h Chinese. They split up In small
tlon to the enemy. I write them
in a large composition book. I am
well along In the fourth book now.
In them I have tried to record the
events of our little ;ons life for
Hal has missed so much of it.
Of course the grand climax of
fleers that Caut. Kaschko sent me j lnls lonK waiting will be when Hal
out as Forward Ooservcr on Nov. ! returns to us as I am sure he will.
27 so I was not with him when I1 "y hope that this will be cf
it haouened. The battcrv was i "onie encouragement to others who
caught in a road block south of
60 Tree Farms
Established
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Consulates
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To Expand
- POSTMAN '
By Bertha Lund
Most wonderful person in all the
world.
Infinite patience with boxes hurled
Some letters and packages with
postage off:
No wonder the postman wants to
scoff. I
But instead, the ice-cold boxes he
opens
To leave loving greetings and
Christmas tokens.
THE SPIRIT CHRISTMAS
r' By F. Ellsworth Pellett
As the spirit of the YuleUde
Reaches forth in all its power.
Giving here and there a pleasure.
Making bright a lonely hour
Like a silvery path of moonlight
Sparkling across Ewauna's breast
Or the laughter of a brooklet
As it leaves the mountain's crest.
Or the crimson rays of sunlight
As they tint the Western sky.
Thus revealing Heaven's beauty.
Bringing gladness to the eye.
So of all our yearly blessings
Christmas is to us the best.
When we give in truth and spirit,
Have the needy for our guest.
As the three wise men of Judah
With their gifts of priceless worth
Found in Bethlehem the Saviour.
Ood's own Christinas gift to
Earth,
Opened wide their earthly trea
sures. Laid them down at Jesus' feet.
Worshipped him. and then departed
Thankful for their Lord to meet.
So this Christmas let us journey
As the Wise Men did o. old,
Let us make some one more happy.
Let us warm some heart that's
cold;
Let us fill some empty wood bin.
That the hearth fires burn more
bright:
For each worthy gift will give us
Greater faith in God and right.
TRAFFIC JAM
By Bertha Land
I saw her at the traffic light.
A girl with bright, blonde hair
Which was enhanced by gorgeous
combs;
She had a dashing air.
The light then quickly turned to
ftreen,
Her car sped on a-pace,
And Just then did I recognize
That very pretty face.
ROCK IN THE CHAIN
By William R. Barfield Jr.
Jt was In the fore part of May
We sailed from Seattle to Uie Ber
ing sea;
After ten days of fog, mist and
rain.
We landed on a rock in Uie Aleu
tian chain.
At one end of the rock stands a
mountain high,
Its lofty peaks climbing Into the
sky;
The rest of the place is rugged
and bare,
That's all, brother, there Is noth
ing there.
No cities, no towns, no people to
see,
No flowers, no shrubs, not even a
tree. . ,
But there's plenty of snow, wind
an1 rain
I On our little rock in the Aleutian
chain.
i After a period in this God-forsaken
place
We start tair and staring into
space:
We argue with the raven 'cause
he's so bold, .
We even start conversations with
the telephone pole.
Then there's the rabbit, so white
and fair.
We see him every morning, though
we know he isn't there.
And when we see him salute . so
nice and snappy
We don't worry about it, because
we're Adak happy.
It doesn't help to gripe, mutter or
shout.
But after eighteen months, wouldn't
you want out?
So "til someone remembers us, we
still remain.
Stuck on a rock In the Aleutian
chain.
THEM HONORABLE MEN
By Dec Cook
Several of Harry's Corps of Honor
able Men
Seem to have skidded, time and
again:
To Harry 'twas just some innocent
fun
Like getting shot with an unloaded
gun.
But now Dear Harry sure under
stands "
About having a White Oliphant on
his hands.
So Harry howls In richleous wrath.
In the ranks of graft he'll cut a
swath.
The bad ones he'll kick thru the
Kate.
But, brother, he started years too
late ...
And long ago It would-1 been best
Had Harry taken the old nose test.
NO SYMPATHY FOR HARRY
By Gertrude Lawson
CThis poem was written in an
swer to one entitled "In Sympathv"
and signed M.F.B. which was pub
lished last April 12 in the Poets
Corner H.S.)
Sympathize with Harry, said M.F.B
I'm not very bright, but I fail to
see
How loyal Americans can do any
less
Than to blame Mr. Harry for our
awful mess.
He doesn't like war ... no, not he.
But goes for a bloody fight, you
see;
He has "improved our country" so
very much
That he takes to the radio to tell
us such.
He counts us dumb, says "I'm
their choice.
"Why should I listen to an opposing
voice?
"I can do as I please, I don't have
. o think,
"If I let all my pals get their
share of mink." . -
Then he sits him down to cogitate.
Thinks he: "War made Franklin
up-to-date;
"Democrats, to keen In the win,
"Must Keep our dollars in a spin."
"Congress won't go for this, J
know,
But Franklin's way sure spread
the dough.
"I'll go around them, not even ask;
"Nn one dares take Harry to ask."
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CAPT. KASCHKO I
groups and tried to crape through
the hills. They came trickling back
lor several days but only 25 men
of the 136 made it.
"The returned men in Capt. Kas
chko's group told me the last they
i saw of him he was with Major Ko-
pishkie and Capt. Leonberger. A
Bronze Star came thiougii
Kasenxo aoout two weens
have waited these lone, long
momns lor tneir loved one s return.
Convict Flees
Sf ate Prison
NEW YORK iiT-Hungarlan coh- j
sulates In New York and Cleveland
PORTLAND. (.Pi Sixty tree ; have acted In compliance wun mo TA(;0MA lfi financing f , f,v,
farms were established In the West-j gtllte Department order that they million dollnr pruttram at the Wen
crn Pine region year to set I cloJe u sll0., Tnooiim Newsprint Co. plant hen
a new record, the Western Pine j . ' , , , , iu rcvealrd Unlurday by Frank
Association reported Saturday. An attache here aold personnel j a lncrr pui,i,hr f the Tnc
The farms certified by the as- at the New York consulate was ltm NP'ii Tribune and pruldeni of
soclation covered 177.180 acres, the to finish moving belorc the Mm. lhl, newsprint firm,
association said, to bring the total ; clay midnight deadline set by the o( h ori8, in,bll.lirr
under the program In the 11 west- State Department. Early Tuesday , nrwrl Inin
em states of OOO.B74 acres. a newsman went to the consulate ' hu.h . ,lnil 0VnM by ,
California topped the region with I and found Uie willdliig de.wieii ilp1( own(,r, , 1M7i combined
10 new liunu covering 437,8ti7 lw lower floor apparently emptied , M othrr WCBlcl. publishers to
acres. That brings the state total' of furniture. , ;ilnancc the Iuik expansion pro
of l,I8ti.0J3 acres. The consulates are, ordered grnm. linker reported. The partlrl-
Oregon odded 108.913 acres In i closed alter Hungary held lour puting publishers, he added, eon.
seven new farms to boost the atate American airmen until the Cnued (r0 mnr0 nml, jo newspapers, mou
total to 1.145. HI acres. Washington States paid a total of lUO.OOO ( t,Pm n in. Pacific Coast.
had 15 new farms with 81.144 j "lines" assessed aoainsl the Nfeded construction at the Btell.
acrer. i Quartet.
New tree farms rangra in
SALFM Wi Kenneth O. Smith.
a convict. nosMl n n vtGilnr nnr.
or walked through the Oregon State
r-rison gates to ireeaom
awarded to him for heroism. We
were down with the 15th Field and
it was a very rough night and he
definitely deserved it."
My njxt news cam; when I re
ceived a newspaper picture of pris
oners which the Chinese had re
leased. I was quite sure one ot
them was my Hal with a heavy
growth of beard. Later I received
a larse enzlossed Drint of the
same Dlcture from Wide World Olympla, Wash.
Photos in New York. I again be-1 wrecked a car.
lieved one of them to be Kal. I
But the best news I had up to; This GuV Had If
i this timi" came from Llovd Gav '
of New Castle, Calif., a ham opera
tor, who had heard my husbnnd in
a recorded broadcast from Peking.
Another letter was received from
Warden Virgil O'Mallev said
Smith made his escape Sunday.
Smith, 23. was serving a seven
year sentence from Marion County
for robbery and burglary
Aug. rjao.
Meantime O'Malley reported that
another escapee had been caught.
He Is L. E. Enfield. 19, who es
caped from the prison farm Satur
day. Enfield was picked up near
wuere ne Jina
aire
from 15 to more than 16,000 acres,
the association said.
Spirits Win
Divorce Nod
Seaside Train Now
Thing Of Past
room plant has already alarlrd,
linker said, and the new seollmi
of the plant will be In production
not later than the first nuarler of
1P53. A bin new ne sprint machine
will be delivered In the last quar
ter of 1953.
Freight service on the line will
continue as usual.
Pegged Right
One local early - morning disc
Jockey started things off just right
Lt. Joyce stating the broadcast had ; ' n,ner ew. . . .
one dedicated to the morning
"Sick, Sober and Sorry."
clared had been here in the night.
been heard in Korea and men in
the battery had recognized my
husband's voice. He told he was
cooking in an officers compound
which greatly relieved my anxiety
knowinir mv husbands appetite. I
received several letters about the
PORTLAND i.fi The last pas
senger train between Portland uiul
Seaside will run Jan. 15. The
Spokane. Portland and Seattle
Railroad Is dropping the service
CHICAGO I - Give uo New .'""T,"
J'"" IV..-'. IT,.- ..I.heullnn In keen his I ?""l"" '
since : "' "-.-,;., , nV.-k loss from light patronage
Attorncvs for Bock, 48, and nut
wife. Lillian, 61, waa working out
a reconciliation agreement when
the question came up In Mrs.
Bock's divorce action.
Lawyer Louis Z. Grant started
rending the 10 rules:
"No dr'nks on New Year'a Eve
or New Year's Day . ."
"Everyone ce'ebraUai New
Year's" Bock broke In. "I'va been
doing It for years. The reconcilia
tion .in all off."
Superior Court Jiilge George M.
Fisher ordered Bock to Pay $30 a
week to support his wife and two
children. Mrs. Bock sued for di
vorce charging her husband with
habitual intoxication.
SINUS INFECTIONS
DR. E. M. MARSHA
RsrrtMlNllv Tr.sl.4
ttrls.lvs Mlh4
t; n. nil r im
lbifrtrll rsvllrlBS
Micky hasi not seen his Daddv i broadcast, one was from the Asso-
since, he was 21 months of age and elated Press and a Lt. Fltzpatrlck
must have dreamed that Hal was i with the Signal Corps in Korea
here. After looking several minutes ! wrote his wife in Tacoma that he
for him he said "I guess Daddy I had picked up the message on the
left again." I just knew then that Moscow radio. Contents of the mes
I would hear from Hal today. sage were the same as Lt. Joyce
I sat by my radio listening to-, had written,
night for his name to be called ! Then came a letter from the War
once I almost choked when. I Department which read as follows:
thought the announcer who was i "I am writing to inform you that
reading the list alphabetically had ' propaganda sources recently men
reached the Ke-s but he went back i t'oned a name believed to be that
and read Capt. Harold Kascko! i0f "our husband Capt. Harold L.
There lt was, the name I had so,Kaschlto-
longed to hear called. No, I didn't ' "Propaganda broadcast or press
laugh and I didn't cry, I just releases of the opposing forces are
shcok as if I were suffering from not accepted as official; however
palsey and I couldn't talk. I names of individuals received from
I am very very happy for this sucl sources which can be associ
ates wun names oi pcrsuu.i uwi'
Now, who fights wars? We chumps
with boys:
Harry has only Margaret to sing
his joys.
It's we who pay with our taxes,
too.
Then fight again to get them
through.
"Gabe" in his daily
agenda, buy
O 'B:
3 c'iJ) SB 3 i-Kg)
fit 11? (
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Friendly
Hefpfulness
To Every
Creed and Punt
Ward's Klamath
Funeral Home
. Marguerite M. Ward ..
and Sen
925 High . Phone 3334
Our own old
news
Says: "Away with
military shoes.
"Put 'em on men who are crazy
for mink.
"Let them hear artillery rattle and
clink." '
When Harry was warned of his
foolish erring
He said he scented a very red
herring;
Between you and me, it's plain
from the stink.
He and his pals were smelling a
mink.
Prosperity doesn't mean a reign
of greed.
Let's vote, not cry, for the change
we need.
Let's vote us la clean-up, take noth
ing less;
We've had enough, vote out this
mess.
Harry now said he has cleaned his
slate.
But you must agree It's too little,
top late.
Just right, thn, for '52
When he tries to hookwink me and
you.
Recent observations of over 2000
leghorns at Cornell University show
that deaths from tumors and leuk
osis were twice as great in the
poorly fleshed birds as in the well
fleshed blnis.
. One of the few mail-boat trips In
the nation which ascends a while
water stream Is the trln by oleas
ure craft from Oold Beach to Ag
ncss, Ore. up the Rogue River.
cially reported as missing in action
are transmitted to persons desig
nated to be notified in case of
emergency.
"I hope that this Information,
while unofficial, will be of com
fort to you."
'Signed t William1 K. Bergin
Major General USA
' Acting Adjutant of the Army
On July 28 this year I received
two letters from Hal written in
January. Althouih the letters were
old the familiar scrawl sent my
neari pounding, i naa nenra aoom
this same time that my husband's
nam was listed In the prisoner
list In the New York Daily Worker,
a Cornmunist paper and in the
New York National Guardian which
seems to be a Progressive paper.
Hal's name appeared along with
550 other prisoners.
Then December 1, I received a
letter from a friend In N;w York
whose cantaln husband nnd been
taken prisoner with Hal.
She had Just had a letter from
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