PACE FOUR
HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 19, 1949
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which was blamed vsrtously on nature, Copco, the
K. D. company, the reclamation service uid all the
neighbors has been solved. Plumbers arc replacing a
pip In the hot water heating system. . . What c
meant to lay the other day wa that we d let Paul
Robeson go to Oeorgta. USSR, and alng the Third
Internationale permanently after hearing Arthur
Lee Blmpkina alng The Lord's Prayer. (You rant
blame a country boy for being confused In the city.)
Mtisatas or IU atsociAiso rasas
ftse Aaeociafcoe) Frees M eaulloe. esclukivalr lo t
tor repubueauoei OS all uw local nai prtaleel la tha
papar. a waU aa all AP new.
These Days
ADDISON
Have Your Cake and . .
'By DEB ADDISO!
ALL rlghtl You folks who are figuring on retiring
on eoclal aecurlty benefit augmented with a
little Insurance of the private type and. maybe, a
little rent money ... go to It You can hare that
income. In any amount, and still draw on social
aecurlty benefits.
It was stated here the other day (and rather
frivolously, perhaps) that you
either had to die or else have no
Income amounting to as much as
$15 a month In order to qualify
for social security payments on
retirement after age 66. ,
You can hare any amount of
Income from any source other
than from employment covered by
v -M social security ana suu uuaiiiT.
NjAv. J A printer, for Instance, could
Jki , save his money, buy a chicken
Tl V ranch at age 65, and have Income
I from the chickens, from social
"""a"" security, and from his printers'
union retirement insurance. (Not
that any of these here now print
ers are smart enough to raise chickens. This Is
purely a hypothetical case.)
But he'd have to stick to his chickens. If he
Worked a shift to help out on a rush day he'd make
more than $15, from employment covered by social
aecurlty, and social security payments would fly
way from the little chicken ranch.
a a a
THERE Is plenty of competition for Governor
Douglas McKays time while he visits Klamath
this week-end. The Klamath Falls Rotary club signed
him op for a talk to that group months ago, timing
It to coincide with the Klamath Basin Potato
Festival, an event he wanted to take In. The Merrill
folks wanted him for the fun Festival, naturally.
Including crowning the queen at the banquet Friday
Sight
Rotary offered to make It a noon meeting Friday
Instead of evening (same hour as the Festival
banquet) but the governor couldn't make it here by
noon. Also there was OTI to inspect It finally boiled
down to this tight schedule: OTI Inspection upon
arrival Friday afternoon, talk to Rotarians Friday
night Potato Festival Saturday until three o'clock,
then take off for dedication of Dorena dam In Lane
county.
Rope he didnt want to open the duck season
Friday noon.
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G BITING back to Merrill, we have It from BUI
Jlnnette that construction of the new Presby
terian church, which was burned out last winter. Is
wren under way. The church had a building fund (.
and so went right to work. The only catch is that
the fund Isnt enough to complete the job, so
Building Committeemen Dwight Eagle. Leland Pope.
Luther Haskln,. Myron wann pjid Melvln Bowman
hare a Job on their hands.
Hare you ever driven through a small town and
had one of the passengers remark that it would be
a fate worse than death-to have to live here? 'And
then had someone take ft up that It would be pretty
nice, though, to live in a small town like Merrill?
It's happened in my bearing more than once. The
eouthenders have something.
MRS. OKOROX W. OFFIELD and Mrs. Laura
Hill are charter members of the Merrill Pres
byterian church. . . Mosquitoes are hatching on
Lakeshore Drive. This to a sign of a light short
winter. . , Sidewalk superintendents on Andy Collier's
Hth and Main building for Western Auto wonder
whether the large metal framework gimmick Is for
a Mae West spinnaker or for solar heat . . The
phenomenon of a live spring that flooded the press
By CkORUE E. bUKULbKY
THE United States census bureau gathers data on
all subjects: how many people there are; what
ages, whether white or black or otherwise; how em
ployed and how housed; married, single or indif
ferent and so on. All this Information Is Interesting,
often vital, and occasionally amusing. The census
bureau Is a great organisation and Ita publications
are numerous. This article must not be taken as a
criticism of that bureau, but rather as a discussion of
a phase of American life.
Such a bureau ought not to be sensitive to ob
jections to the gathering of facts on particular sub
jects. It should no! become Involved in the horrible
rule of political necessity. It should never dodge a
fact Yet tt will not ask. In 1950. whether you are
affiliated with any religion or with none at all.
That question Is as valuable as whether you are
married or single and how many children have
you? Religion is an activity of a great many per
sons, there being In the United States some no
rarities. It would be Interesting to know how many
belong to each, whether they are Increasing or de
creasing: how many are Just born that way or prac
tice their faiths by conviction. It Is not Idle curi
osity to desire to have this information: It provides
a clearer view of the actual pattern of thought In
this country.
o o .
APPARENTLY, the census bureau has avoided
this subject as a matter of factual data, al
though it has, on occasion, conducted special cen
suses of religious bodies, which may or may not be
of value because the religious bodies have different
yardsticks and thereby produce different results,
some of which may not be accurate but rather ap
praisals or guesses. Also msny of them are optimistic.
It Is Interesting to note that prior to the 1040
census, the bureau received many letters on the sub
ject both pro and con. many objecting to being
asked whether he ever had a loathsome disease
which he could only have got by a voluntary act.
but I cannot begin to grasp the mentality of the
person who resents answering an objective question
concerning his political or religious affiliations. I
suppose some assume that It is an invasion of pri
vacy, but they will answer whether they are married
or single which to very private. Indeed. Affiliation
Is a right In this country amply protected by the
constitution: It Is a right so secure that many wear
emblems on their lapels or other devices to Indicate
affiliations. It seems to be cowardly for a person to
belong to something, to partake of Its activities, and
then to deny It
Apparently the religious "denomlations themselves
are not In complete agreement as to the advisability
conccung lniormauon on religious affiliation . . .'
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-THIS is very difficult to understand. Why should
I ooaies not want us to know th facta
They provide statistics: why not hare them checked
oy an oojecuve body not directly concerned with the
necessity ot proving popularity or Indicating con-
or even raising lunds? It would be of
great value, at this moment for Instance, to know
how many young people, say ages 21-38, are willing
to declare directly, in response to a otiMtirm th.t
they believe in God; that they practice that belief
mau 01 Particular creed, canon, and ritual;
that they practice It privately In their hearts, or
communally through an association.
Certainly such data would provide much food for
na discussion and could give us the ma
terial for an appraisal of the next years of American
po-itleal orientation. For the truly religious person
cannot accept marxian dialectics, no matter what
the professors teach him. He will resist a biologic
taterpretation of man', place In the cosmos. If
. .c our youm, we ought to know it If the
churches are growing in strength, th. Am.H
tradition Is safe. If the churche ..
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youth'
SIDE GLANCES
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earn i M names, ic v. m. ata. u. a ear. am.
"I'm dying to date him! He's to mysteriou
wearing a necktie!"
Iway
Boyle's Column
Warning: Look Out Below!
Boyle Unloads Weighty Mind
b taking their place In the associations of
pnenomenon oi a live spring that flooded the press These facts need to r7hT7.r 7 m
Pit and buement of the Herald and New. building- gathered lacyLw' n
Deft Touch
One-Finger Surgery New
Heart Disorder Operation
CHICAGO. Oct 19 UP) Single-fingered
surgery wl thing the human
heart with the surgeon using a
knife secured to his index finger
and working by touch alone Was
described today.
The American College of Sur
geons was told the new technique
still is on trial but so far to en
couraging in the fight on a frequent
disorder of the heart
Log-Jamming
It to designed to combat a kind
of log-Jamming process Involving
the heart valve most vulnerable to
the after-effects of rheumatic fe
ver. In the operation, the surgeon's
finger explores and guides the knife
through a single quadrant of the
heart an organ whose total size
is aoout that of your doubled-uo fist.
And the surgery Itself to limited I
to the close quarters of the valvular
gateway the funnel shaped "mi
tral valve" linking the two
chambers of the heart on the left
side.
Finger Hole
The operator inserts his knife
bearing finger through an incision
in the wall of the heart an open
ing only large enough to admit the
finger.
When the surgeon gets his finger
Inside the heart, he explores to de
termine diseased structure of the
Involved valve that need cutting.
Then, by a turn of his hand, be
makes the necessary cuts.
The report on the new technique
was msde to the clinical congress of
the surgeons by Doctors Robert P
Glover, Thomas J. E. O'Neill and
Charles Bailey of the Episcopal
hospital and the Hahnemann Medi
cal college and hospital. Philadelphia.
Portland Cops
Raid Club
PORTLAND. Oct. 19 (TV-Police
arrested 4 men yesterday in a raid
ou the Miami club and charged
them with running a bookmaklng
establishment
More than $500 In cash, racing
forms and betting sheets were con
fiscated. The raiding officers said more
than 20 persons were in the club,
located at 610 8. W. sth avenue, but
the visitors were not arrested.
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By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK (JV- Sayings of
a sidewalk Socrates:
Nature keeps a nice balance. Por
every woman who rocks a cradle
there's another one growing up to
roo it.
A fellow who feathers a love next
usually ends up a plucked chicken.
Small mind, big bellyache.
No man really
appreciates his
father until he
has had a son
himself.
The common
man's greatest
solace to being
married to an
uncommon
woman.
i i
Would It real
ly be a better
world it flies
walked and
horses had wings?
1U1 Boyle
A hen-pecked husband can't see
matrimoney for the acrimony.
Where food to free, liberty Isn't
Sell yourself down the river and
you're bound to end up at sea.
The only thing that holds more
frustrated hopes thsn the average
man to the average slot machine.
A cynic to a man who buys a
repeating rifle to commit suicide.
A watchdog Is the poor msn's ra
dar.
Everything depends on how you
look at It. The start that light our
night may be to the angels
only dewdrops on the city dump -of
heaven.
(Eds. Note: Boyle used te writs
poetry In college.)
No matter how dark your future
you still hsve more to look forward
to than a used toothpick.
Burning coal to only a forgotten
tree remembering the sun.
lEda. Note: Oops, he's back la
college again.)
Don't smile always. Remember,
rain gets more attention when It
turns into hailstones.
A private who becomes a general
never forgets one thing he does
not want to be a private again.
The bigot agrees there are two
sides to every question his side
ana the wrong side.
A gent with wster on the brain
is sure to spill his mind.
It's no fun being a go-getter If
the only rest you get to on a paychl-
au-uis coucn.
The biggest mistake men ever
made was in abandoning the theory
that work to for women and chil
dren. The Idealist puts a woman on a
pedestal and the practical man
comes right along with a ladder.
The World Today i
By DKVYITT MAI Kr N.IK
AP Foreign. Affairs Analyal
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When Indian Prime Mlnlttrr Ja
waharlal Nehru was atikrti by a
small New York schoolgirl what his
country's worat problem Is, he re
plied with hesitation:
'Poverty. We must have food for
our people."
There In eight plain words Nehru
summed up the paramount task he
faces as leader of India's three
hu n dred mil
lions. No eve,
tlon; no effort
to gloss over a
situation which
men of smaller
calibre might
have found em
barrassing o n
their flrat visit
tn m fne.l..
land. Just a f
blunt admission I ',
of a tragic fact. I f
India's grest- I
eat burden Is tVavi
a t a r k hunger, Markrntia
due to poverty. The same can be
said of her sister state of Pakistan
with Its population of loo.ooo.uoo. it
Is no exaggeration lo say that the
majority of the people In the vast
Indian subcontinent always are hun
gry. And. of course, the plague of
hunger haunta China and oilier orl
ental lands. The Western world does
not know the hslf ot the trials of
the east
Hard Life
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Br DAVE I Mlr ttllll 1.
Today's inytery menu oilers the
Cluo Kid on J I nt 7:30 pin.
Clu'U aim Paiii'lm find lliriiiselves
In a palrh of trouble and are ac
cused uf niurtlrr whru a dead
man's will cornea to light.
r'or Hip answer to tins iierpleimg
problem listen to the "Clito Kid"
tonight and hear the adventure ol
"The Brven Devils."
Right off
hand. Ill bet
you couldn't
gursa what 11
the ionueal nun
aciemilio word
in the English
language.
According lo
the "Answer
Mun" who ap
pears every
night on most
MUL stations
the word la "an
1 1 d laestablUh-
mriiiariauism.
Dave t'ndrrhlll
HIGH
SCHOOL
News and
Comments
Flo Ann
Forking
mil
Of! Urn of the five Olrlt' League
clubs were rioted yrmrnlay whru
every sill met Kith hrr itniigiiau-a
club. l)mc-a-Loi rlub alilih apnn
tora the spring formal every year
elrclfd Clloiia Vaiulrthulf, presi
dent. Olci Vinson, vice pre.ulrnt
knd Mary lliowii. aerrrtetry-Ura-surer.
Tea Tollers who put on II is
mothers' tea In the spring elected
Owon llmika fur thrlr prealdrut,
Barbara riwaiison lor vice president
and Pat Lrnihaii tor srrrrtary-treo.
surer. Kariilng nionry lor OirlV
League artlvltlra Is the main duty
of the H OH. club which ele, ir.l
Take It In small bllea and you ClariMa Maauu president, Jraiiine
won't get choked up on tlie ayl- Uiuilavy, vice iiirMiient and Joyce
lables. , Werner, secretary. treasurer. The
UUJ and Little Muter rlub whim
More news conies through on the sponsors the annual ounce lor sen
appearance of Lawrence Welk at lor glrla and thrlr freshmen little
the auditorium tills coming runny , slslrrs elected Kav Joiuimui n-- .
dent. Kay Craig, vice irrlilent at ,
imhi; muimv an-reiary trrao
nliih
Ur.vldrs bring unman li. frutur-
.... ,...,,..,,,1, -mi ma uiiiiu, ; uier i.4-ii nip irirnnMllp proinnllng
ncia is one oi me irw leaders group, naiurd Handia Moore preai
In the business who highlights an dent, I'hvlh Home, vice pprai.
electric organ and a celeste. i dent and Jean llriiilri.on. nrcrr.
To thoae of you who are not ! Urv-tirMirrr
About 70 per cent of the too 000- I familiar with a celeste I had to -000
people in India and Pakistan I ' H "P niyself-u la an m.tru-1 KUIIH studenu no had Kater
are dependent on agriculture, and "' "h flvi ocUvea which gels j subscription receipts or uald is
the average farming family doesn't " ""' Irom steel plates struck : i-enu adintssion atirnded the fir,t
get enough to eat. The farmers by hammers. I niatliiee dance ot the rear tixl.v n.
I sTa-OIIIl-a rapSfa Ihdl II I. aa ntH.M " '
struggle with antiquated methods on
land which has been worn out
through countless generations of til
lage. I have visited much In Indian vll
lages and found conditions appalling.
The homra are Utile, mod K..
Which are fearfullir him, ., i... ' thU Would Consist.
no sanitation. Prcbably there Isn't ' th"1 w,lk "' plur hu two vo-
even a single "backhouse" of that
sturdy type known to the Western
world. Cowdung. gathered by the
women with their hands, la plant
Ul airis evni 'I'iim h......
' m. uia-ii laimiy. aainsored fur the iiuiiximj of earn
Another Interesting thing about ,, b,,,,, nrrilr ,' ' r"
Friday nights engagement, there , shsdes band plaved for Hi. affair
will be a forty-five minute floor i
show. 1
Ualdv didn't inform m. f wh.i . f.'1.lrn.. ""'' rl"b ""'"brrs
But I imagine, T, " " ".' "rw. un-
la ion v. I "r, u.ner ai Hie IXUlg-
view football game on Modor field
Good Breakfast
Or Extended
Snooze?
By BILL JENKINS
LOT of people found a renewal
application for car licenses In
the mall this morning. I wonder
how many will send In the check
and save trouble and how many
will wait till the last day and then
line up at the courthouse to buy
a temporary sticker? Intuitions are
good, as usual, but the length of
the lines proves that good inten
tions aren't enough.
liver paste and other whale pro
ducts along with processing the oil.
Learn something every day, don't
you?
QOT a brochure in the mail the
I Other dav nHrieeaaeet Im r. " t.
aanda Publicity Dept." of this paper.
Nothing like coming right out In
the open and telling people you're
handing out a lot of propaganda.
Too worn out after struggling with
the address to notice whst was Inside.
A SHORT news release passes on
this Item of Interest to skiers.
Three-quarters of a million dollars
worth of new ski tows and new
lodges to being Invested In the
8acrsmento region resorts. Included
In the list of spots to Squaw Valley.
Tahoe Tavern. Johnsvllle, Mineral
Lodge and Beacon Hill.
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IP you don't go In for skiing you
might Jump at this attraction,
called to our attention by the Ore
gon travel Information commission:
"In late fall the Pacific ocean offers
an added attraction to visitors along
tne uregon coast when the grey
whales pass by heading for southern
waters." In case you go looking for
them youll find them swimming In
pairs about three-quarters of mile
off shore. After a month's vacation
In the south they head north again.
CTTLL on the subject of whales,
Norway will have the biggest
whaling fleet since the war In action
this year. US whaling boats and 10
processing ships will participate.
Newest addition the Koamos V,
which will do canning of whale meat
Icy morning . , , cold hands . . .
loaded shotgun . . . INSURE! Hans
Norland. 627 Pine 8t Phone 6060.
JCIENTTPIC research, according to
this news release, proves that If
you eat breakfast you are better
fitted to carry on with your work,
youll be sharper in your thinking
and actions, and will be calmer and
steadier while you work. Well
enough. Then, however, the scientist
ruins the whole rosy picture with
an Ideal menu: fruit breakfast ce
real, milk, bread and butter. Not
only to that the best breakfast (It
said) but It furnishes from a quarter
to a third of the day's food require
ments for most people. All well and
good. But didn't science stub Its toe
along the line somewhere? Where's
the coffee, the ham, the eggs, or at
least the hot, buttered roll? If you're
gonna give up that last half hour's
sleep Just to eat breakfast why not
give it up for something worth
while? Or, better yet why not get
the extra sleep?
ered on the outside walls of the huts
to dry for fuel. Human beings and
animals Uve pretty much together.
There are few watches or clocks.
The members of the family probab
ly go to oed in the dark because
their only lights. If any. are ooen
dishes with oil and wick, such as
used for thousands of years.
Death. Kind
Amidst all this swful snualor
death and birth do their rounds
and the one who dies Is lucky.
uociors7 Tney are mostly aadhua.
or spirit doctors, who work their
cures' through Incantations and
other weird practices. Whether you
live or whether you die is a matter
of luck.
And these poor people always are
hungry. You can see It In their
laces and starved bodies. Hosts of
them have only one meal a day
and that consist of gruel made
from a little grain.
So there you have some of the
sordid story.
Naturally conditions In the towns
and cities are better, though there
Is much poverty and consequent un-der-nourlshment
among them.
Kolutlon
As Nehru says, tills poverty to his
grestest problem. Just as It Is the
grestest problem of Indls's sister
state of Pakistan. Its solution Is the
foundation on which he must build
the new end Independent Indls.
Whst are his chances of success
In this grest undertaking? As the
signs read he will go far.
I have spent a good deal of time
traveling about the peninsula dur
ing the past 33 years, and India Is
on the move. She hss msde tre
mendous strides this last genera
tion.
this Prlday night. Uniforms will in.
elude red sweaters worn with white
skirts or pedal pmhers for the (Iris
callsla and his whistler
The sweet singer In the "Cham
pagne Music" group is Bob Cromer.
II. la , I I . .
looking chap, who really tpV.'SuTam1: "" T
ladles. ! '"e saestert will have pelican em-
Uob also doe. . dual roll as a bm "h
slap bass player In the band. ...
There U also a scat-singer in the '. A" rfol''-yrr Utm students
outfit named Dirk Hill who halls I ve "nn ,lv"' "'"Mue littler maga.
from Houston, Texas. "" called -'Auxiliuin Latinum "
Although Dirk originally started' ,n mine comes out every tan
with Welk as a trumpet player his
vocal Ulent was soon discovered
and he now handles the teat and
novelty tongs, keeping everyone
highly entertained.
He resembles Mickey Rooney in
appearance and personality and has
a secret ambition of one day gr
Ung In the movies.
In hu spare lime, Dick works on
new routines and collects records
or ms library. ,
A whistling act always uravea'
months and Includes such traturrt
as cross-word puules. Jokes, edi
torials and artlrles. In tha first is.
sue received this week, there was
a biography of President Truman
and Vice Preildrnl llarklry. prov
ing perhapa thai the Utin language
U not as dead as It Is sometimes
supposed. Also through this maga
sine awarda are given tor passing
certain Latin teals at the end of
the second year course.
popular, and such Is the case when Chflmriae M R..
Roy Woldum trills a tune. I "On-Der tO DUy
Potato Ducafs
VALLEY FORGE SUNK
ABOARD USS ELDORADO, Oct.
19 An "enemy" submarine tor
pedoed and sank the aircraft car
rier VsHey Forge yesterday In a
mock a tuck on the Mlkl maneu
vers Invasion force.
Irritated Eyelids?
Bath thejm with LavoDtllc PrnmDllv
.voothM. AIm rllvt In fl Airier d, or,
Durnina. ivcninM - ana iiiriti tired
ym or money rr funded. .To ytmn iuv-
cjm. PralMd by thousand. Cot Lavoptik
todar. .Cya-cup Includtd At all drug
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10c: 100 tablets only die. Why pay mora,
or ever accept teat than tha St Joseph
guarantae of "Aspirin at Its bast" Buy
a wuu ji prixv hi iii-
cake contest wll Ii
my eak from
Cinch Cake Iix."
frayi Mrt. t. C. ftebwab. Jr., Ivpeoe, Oroei
.Ol :
CURTAIN TIME - 8:13 TONIGHT!
LAFF.ITOFF!
A RIOTOUS STAGE COMEDY
All Local Tolent Beautiful Costumes Lavish Revuei
Sponsored by Klamath Co. Jr. Chamber of Commarco Itntfit Children's Christmas
Party Fund.
KUHS AUDITORIUM ADMISSION: ADULTS: $1.00 Plug Tax; Children 35c
Roy started with the Welk band
as a truck driver, and occasionally
got to whistle up a tune for the
purjiie.
. ..i-iir or oerame so much In
urmano oy welk fans that Roy was
established aa a permanent mem.
ber on the bandstand.
All told. It looks like Baldy Ei'an
Is presenting a stellar group in
Lawrence Welk and hu orchestra.
Logger Suffers
Broken Leg
A Malln logger, 61-year-old Law.
rence Klrtlry, suffered a broken leg
yesterday afternoon while working
for the Loveneaa Logging company.
He was taken to Klamath Valley
hospital by Katert ambulanre,
after receiving treatment at a phy
sician's office In Malln.
Want Ada don't cost they psyt
(2Es 'Hit; 'in 4n
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CaiDr '32E
It was reported here today that
the chamber of commerce Inter
city commute it planning to buy
a block of JO tickets for the Klam
ath Potato Festival banquet to be
held in Merrill Friday night.
Chamber Manager Charles mark
said that attendance at the banquet
ill comprise the majority of the
Merrill salute activities.
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