MONDAY. OCT. 17. 1949
HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
PACt PI VI
Bermuda Frogs Wh istling in the Bark
NftW YOIIK INEAI-rroa's hl.
T Who says so?
It uyi o rlvht here In a hand
out Irntn III llrrniucla Newt Hu.
reau. Nonsense, rh? Wrll. U evrn
gives the name ul Urn whittling (nig,
Ilrullierixlaclylua Juhnatuiirl.
Miss Kliarabrth Muhrr Is authori
ty lot this, bhe srrnis tu think It
will atari a null ul luurlata luwaid
Bermuda by sea and air.
Kldlculous, you aayT Wrll, may
be, but llrat there tin all the Irof
fanciers, thru all tho ronnoianeiira
of whittling. And If thry don't nil
II lha atramhl, alrplanra and
hotels, thara ara alo th students
of unnatural plirniiiiirna.
Anolhrr big group Hi be lapped
la tha anlhroniiMirpliKUi. Thry ara
paupla who altrlbule liunian char
actrrlslha to dumb anlmala or objects.
Mlaa Mailer's handout doean't
glva many drtalla. darn II. It dori
y Ulal Ilia froga llvr In lieea,
thry glva a Uiln. hliih-pllrhrd hu
tla, and thry vara brnuihl to Brr-
muda by mistake In two. It seems
that a Lady Hertford, whose nua.
band waa an Admiral of tha Brlllah
Navy, brought a pair of cleulhero
dartylua Johnaonel ipronouncrd ele
uUirrudat tylua Jnhnaloneii In thr In
land In lha brllrf lliry would kill
Inaecla.
Lady Hrdlurd brought a mala and
a. Irmala hoping ahe would anon
va hrr trr filled with froga kltl
bug. 'Wall. l-ady Bedford waa right In
ona of hrr aumptlfitu. Hrr trcea
wrra aoon full of frnga, all right.
But tha darnad thlnga didn't kill
any Inarcu at all. Thry Just tat
around whlatllngl
Anl laying rgga. Tha baby troga
hatrh directly from tha rgga with
out any Intermediate tadpole stage
Ilka lha trosa you re uaed to cai
aabiana amphibia).
There were once aome Iroga up
around Mlddletnwn, Conn., which
gut am ked'up Into a ruin cloud and
era precipitated In a pelting rain-
alorm. making a herk of a pitter
patter on the rucifa and awnlnga.
Hure would be fun If a bunrti of
thraa Bermuda froga got aurked up
and came down anltly whistling
"Hinging In (he Rain." (Somebody
auggeated "The Whutler and Ilia
Prog'' here but wa re trying to keep
111 la a perfectly aane. sensible acl
entitle story.)
Mlaa Maher'a handout anda on an
liiconclualve note. The froga In their
Urea, whittling. Ilermudana Jual alt
ting on their porchea and making
Ilka they didn't hear them. What
would you do If your trera wara
full of froga, whlatllng?
Coma nightfall and tha vlaltlnf
Uiurlat la about to lap up thr flrat
frraen daiquiri. Suddenly there la a
whlatllng aound. It la pltkrd up all
over tha yard. Hundred! of whu
tlea. Your vultor looka up, sur
prlatd. You try to ba nonchalant. "Ill
Uie froga," yuu aay. "Eleutherodac
lylua Johnatunel."
Your lurat looka hard at his
glaaa. lira pusxled because ha haa
not touched a drop aa yat and ha
thought you aald It waa froga out
thara whlatllnf .
You try to alirug it off with a
quip, perhapa. "Ilmmm. they're not '
In good vol. , er. , .whlatla, to
night. You ahould hear their rendi
tion of the Prelude to the Third
Act of Lohengrin."
Embarraaalng. Wrll, to aay the
leant.
Where this handout from the Ber
muda Newa Bureau falle down la
In detalla Ilka that. No answers to
the big queatlons. And no practical
auggeallona, either. Homebody hare
In the NEA office thought there
! might be a market for theae frogs. ,
i llrlng them over under an extreme-1
ly tow imuorv amy ana sen mem to
people who can't purae their lips to
I aummon th.lr dogs with.
At the right price that might help
England build up lu dollar balance,
ftmebody eUe thought noveltv
I ahopa might sell them to drug store
I cowboys. The Idea waa the drug
store cowboy would stand on hu
i wolfing beat with one of these ele
pocket. Comes along a pretty dame
; and he gently lifts tha frog out of hla
pocket. Krog whittles. Dame glares.
u a. cow on y pouteiy nits nat ana
saya:
"Pardon my frog."
Well, there mual be lota of uses.
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