PACE FOUR
HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
WfDNESDAY. OCT. 3, 1949
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Your Carrier Boy
By DfcB ADDISON
TMX tradition Is that to becom president, gov
amor. 4 captain of industry or 4 man of
cleric tou Bint hv gotten your ttrt m a
newsboy.
The requirement used to ba
that you bad to bt born In a
lot cabin. That hu gone by lb
boards ax Impractical Being a
Biboy as practical.
This newspaper, and 4 (rut
many others, follow th plan of
making a merchant out of your
carrier boy. He "own hit route,
buy! hit paper from us ahole
aau and at Us them to you re-
ADDISON
The circulation department sup
errues the boys' work, seeing to
It that the subtenbar feu service
and that th boy geu paid, but th Job doe lire
th carrier his first business responsibility and his
first earnings, in most cases.
a a a a
THERE arc 13 Herald and News carriers in the
town area, and It others throughout the basin.
Th average route Is for about 100 customer deliv
eries. Average monthly profit for the carrier is 3J.
Th important thing from the boy's standpoint
la that he makes this money himself, by his own
diligence. He's successful or not, depending on
bis doing a good job and following It through to
completion even as you and L
Most carrier boys, then, hart learned these re
aponsibillUea and hare experienced the pitfalls and
profits of business, on a scale that they can com
prehend and master, by the time they are through
school and ready to become family breadwinners,
a a a a
ANOTHER thing. Many people are acutely wor
ried these days over the "Juvenile delinquency"
problem. Tou know th old saw about th devil
and Idle h finds
The out of school hours ot a carrier hoy are
tilled by a healthy activity. Through his own
earnings be becomes financially independent. He
can purchase the things he wants. He can go
places that a teen-age social life demands, and
still hare money to help out at home. There's
not much Juvenile delinquency problem In our
crew of boys. They're a fin lot.
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FROM the paper's standpoint, the carrier boy
completes the cycle of publishing a newspaper.
A paper is not worth the ink that goes on it until
it Is in your hands. It's hard to think how we'd
get along without them.
It's not entirely sweetness and light, of course.
Sometimes a boy is rude and sassy. Sometimes he's
careless. Boys arc people, and there are an kinds
of them. When delivery service is not what it
should be. we want to hear from you. Then we
can help th boy get straightened out. and see
to it that you get the paper as you should.
And sometime th subscriber gives the boy a
Vt4 Urn. Subscribers are people, too, and there are
maan. ornery people In th world, and there are
dead beats. Remember that the hoy ha about a
hundred subscribers to collect from. If you're ready
to pay him promptly, you 11 not only help him but
you're likely to get more courteous and more prompt
service.
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MAURICE MILLER is Herald and New circula
tion manager. His assistant who is actually
head of thl family" of 100 carriers (five of them
ar girls) is Forrest Alter. Other in the depart
ment are Delia McGrath, Jeannettc Marshall and
George William.
By GEORGE E. SOKOUKY
THE day may com in th United Bute when
no on will be permitted to be against any
thing, to dislike anything, to oppos anything. The
Klelq-Javtu MIL pending In congress. Is a measure
to lessen or to limit antagonisms or their expres
sions. The bill would msk It a federal misdemeanor
for any person 'with Intent to create ill-will against
a racial and religious group'' to us th means of
Interstate commerce, such as malls, telegraphs tele
phones, railway express, to circulate their views. It
would be wrong, for Instance, for an anthropologist
to write learnedly on racial superiority.
How far can such a law go? Let us say that a
nun Is an atheist and believes that all religious
persons are dopes: shall the mails be closed to him
becaus It can be shown that he stirs Ill-will agstrot
church-goers? Would Robert Ingersoll have been
suppressed under such legislation r Or let us take
the discussion ot the Harden bill. That got to be
pretty hot for a while and certainly created 111
wiU. much more than it should have. Should every
newspaper that published articles on the Barden
bill pro and con, be excluded from th nulls?
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PAUL ROBESON regards himself a a Negro
leader and he takes the position that anyone
who criticises him. spreads ill -will aralnst Negroes.
His-position Is similar to that adopted by the late
Sldner Hillman. a conniving politician, that anyone
who saw throueh his trickeries was an anti-Semite
soreadinc ill-will against Jews. Or shall we clone
down the Zionist propaganda against the Arab
or the Arab prooacsnda against Israel? Or shall
we arrest all who soread ill-will against Soviet
Russia, our countrvs enemv?
The bill apparenttv is being promoted by the
American Jewish congress throueh Its general coun
sel. Will Msslow. who savs of it:
We hold dear the free market In ideas and
revere our constitutional guarantee ot a free press.
We realize that the best protection the Jew has
against prejudice and discrimination is a free society
of which a free press Is integral. But we deny
that malicious circulation of material known to be
false and designed to stir up religious hatred con
tributes in any way to a free press or a free market
tn Ideas. An utterance which is basically fraudulent
blocks the tree communication of Ideas just as
fraudulently advertised product must be eliminated
to prevent the blocking of a free competitive com
mercial market
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HOW doe one distinguish between the "basically
fraudulent" and the question of freedom of
opinion and belief? There is now a violent agitation
to drive Charles Dicken s -Oliver Twist" and William
Shakespeare's "The Merchant of Venice" out of the
schools in many parts ot the United States. "The
Merchant of Venice" was written about ISM and
has survived these centuries as one of the greatest
works in the English language. The character of
Portia is Incorporated in th culture of the English
speaking people:
- "The quality ot mercy is not strain d
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It Is twice bless d:
It blesseth him that gives and him that
SIDE GLANCES
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"Sorry I'm lata to get your dinner, but I knew they
wanted to gossip about your chanj in job, to I jutt
outsat thtm!"
BOYLE'S COLUMN
! The World Today!
By DKVYITT MAl'KaNZIE
AP tarelga Affairs Analyst
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THE DOCTOR SAYS
Learn More Aboui Cancer
For centuries those who speak English have been
taught to memorize this essential part of our culture.
But it can be established. I suppose, that "The
Merchant of Venice" does stir a moron to look for
the pound of flesh and to characterise all Jews
as Shyloeks. Shall we keep Shakespeare out of
the school and out of the malls? Or th Bible that
characterise th son - of Ham with considerable
malice?
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IT would seem to me that all these effort to
curb human antagonism by law only increase
antagonism and stir the resentment of those who
dislike the curbs placed upon them. One Paul
Robeson ha done more harm to the Negroes of
America, in my judgment, than the entire Ku Klux
Klin, and any such measure as the Klein-Javits
bill can achieve little more than to stir righteous
Indignation against those who would achieve their
ends, no matter how desirable, by means that out
rage the spirit of American civilization. It Is wiser
to debate the truth In open conclave.
By EDWTJf P. JORDAN. M. D.
When cancer 1 found early
enough the chances for cure are
good. Per this reason it is extreme
ly Important that everyone should
know what symptoms should send
them to th doctor for tests to de-
James Craig,
President
At Fremont
Fremont Junior high school stu
dents elected James Craig to the
presidency of the student body in
a spirited election held at the
school Wednesday.
Election followed a week's cam
paigning ending with an assembly
and Introduction of candidate on
Tuesday afternoon.
Vice president of the student body
Is Marjorle 6h reeve; secretary. Ann
Henderson, and secretary-treasurer,
Donald Williams.
, cide whether early cancer 1 pres
ent or not.
There is more cancer in the gas
trointestinal tract (stomach and in
testines) than in any other one sys
tem of the body. Therefore, any loss
of weight which cannot be explained
by dieting or other obvious cause
Is suspicious. Bleeding from the in
testines or the presence of any
mass, tumor, or swelling Inside the
abdominal cavity are causes for in
vestigation. Difficulty In swallowing
or unexplained loss of appetite
should also result In a prompt visit
to the physician.
The next most common locations
for cancer are in the breast and
In the uterus or womb. Any lump
In the breast Is reason for exami
nation. Any change in the nature
of the bleeding from the womb or
any discharge also require investi
gation. Found In Other Places
Cancerous growths can develop In
other place, such a the lungs,
bladder or kidney, or the mouth.
Sores in the mouth, on the tongue
or on the skin which do not heal
quickly may be cancerous. Lumps
appearing anywhere on the body
should always be suspected. Unex
plained bleeding from any of the
openings of the body is alwsys
cause for immediate examination.
Some people are abnormally
afraid of cancer and go from doc
tor to doctor thinking that they
have the disease but are not being
told the truth. This condition is
called cancerophobia. The suffering
which such people undergo Is real
and their distress is great. In order
to keep their minds as free from
fear as possible they need to be re
assured every so often that they do
not have cancer.
The Doctor Answers
QUESTION: What is health cof
fee? ANSWER: By this .term I pre
sume you mean some coffee which
ha had most ot the caffeine re
moved or some form of drink which
does not contain caffeine but which
resembles coffee in taste or In
some other respect. Caffeine Is the
active drug In ordinary coffee.
Th bishop of London, Dr. John
W. C. Wand, says he waa surprUed
to find during his recent six weeks
lour of Uw United States that fifty
per cent of Americans "have no re
ligion at all."
Th Church of England prelate re
marks that in England practically
everybody owns to hating a relig
ion and "if he Is not very sure
about thingi and
does not go
church regular
ly, he says he Is
Church of Eng
land." Dr. Wand
doesn't d f I ne
the term "relig
ion" tn his little
statement.
Not being a
theologian my
self, but In seek
ing 4 definition.
I em referred
by my diction,
ary to Uie New
Teatament James 1 :J7 w h e r I
read:
'Pure religion and undeflled be
fore God snd the rather Is this,
(for man I to VUH the fatherless end
widows in their affliction, and keep
himself unspotted from the world.
Is This Religion?
That. I take H, Intolvea following
the Ooldrn Rule and living a cor
rect lite in the yes of Heaven. Any
aay. mhat I'm leading up to Is a
homely little awry which I encoun
tered hut night.
An artist friend of mine cracked
up a few days ago and is In hoa
i pital awaiting a aerioua operation.
; He Is one of America's foremost Il
lustrators, whoae work all of you
must hate seen. When he collapsed
he was Just starting to do five pic
tures for an Important rush order.
In desperation he took this work
to the hospital with him, and waa
struggling helplessly with his cray
MartensM
week for us men who don't wear
hats.
By Saturday, if we make it that
long, we'll probably feel un-Ameri
can.
sell hats sold only about 72 000.000 ' In years.'
They're Trying to Drive
All Hatless Men io Cover
BOVLD they're Trying 224.x 2 col , government wont let It out of Hyde
By SAI L PETT i park.
(For Hal Boyle Who I Traveling-) i The foundation did eat Unmin'i
NEW YORK iA This Is a rotuth ! stoveDlbe hat and a similar mortal 1 ns when an artist friend called
worn by a man who attended his I visnor promptly confiscated the
funeral as well as an admiral's "Mn srt outfit and rushed to a
black silk beaver of 1770. I telephone. Within a matter of min-
And one leading hat manufactur-1 u" " ntti recruited four other dls-
i er said: "We exDect tn eor . mt tlnguuhed Illustrators and ther 1m-
You see. the people who make and : of heads that havent been covered ' medlately foregathered In one ot
uietr stuoioa.
Then the five all of them busy
In their own right set to work,
each according to his special tal
ents. The specialist In drawing pret
ty girls took the panel which called
for one. A tennis action picture went
to the expert In that type of thing.
And so on. until the series had been
provided for. Thus in a few hours
the panels were completed and dis
patched to their destination.
One Ta Another
While I was calling at the hospi
tal one oi the quintet dropped In to
see how the sick man was getUng
along and the latter tried to express
hu gratitude for the contribution
of his colleagues. The visiting artist
flushed and squirmed:
"Forget it." he growled. "There
lsnt one of us who hasn't been help
ed by you wnen he wss tn a Jam "
Weil, that's all there Is to my
story, and it could have had Its set
ting In Canada or Latin America or
Europe or Asia. But It happened in
America where half the people
among whom. I suspect, my five
might be placed "have no religion
hat last year for about $260 000.000 1
and this year they would like to'
make" and sell
more. So-o-o-o-
This is Nation
al Hat week.
Big Drive
A n Intensive '
campaign to
eliminate the'
hatless man is
being wsged In'
It's going to be a rough week.
Static
By DAVE I'NDERHILL
It's an old saying, but this is a
small world after all.
On my dally walk down Main.
some 500 cities t meet up with a lot of people that
o t more man i anew ana aon I know.
9000 hat re- Todav at the county building
t a 1 1 e r s and Judge David Vandenberg and I got
134 manufactur-: to talking about the weather and
era. The Indus- wound uo talklne ihni.i hi.
Hal Boyle try calls this the nephews. Bill and Bob Calllcrate.
greatest promuuuiiai .atiit " tjni and Bob.
Its history. j Identical twins.
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CHARACTER TIST As port of hit entrance examination
for Conine university, miniature pinscher Princey's reactions
are noted os he is introduced to a strange dog, German
shepherd Lobo. Princey's mistress, concert pianist Claudette
Sorel, 17, and CU's director, Dr. Frederick Reiter, wotch.
the papers and more commercials
on the air about men's hats than
ever before. On television, they're
sending fashion shows and one
clinical program which takes a hat
apart and shows how It made.
Fashion shows with live models
are planned by department stores
in Chicago. Washington, Richmond,
and many other cities. On the air,
there Is talk about the importance
of hats In the history of freedom"
l. e.. when Greek slaves became
tree they wore a felt hat as t h e
symbol of their freedom).
For Harry
were friends ot
mine wh e n I
went to the Unl
verslty o f Port
land. In fact we
sang In the Ole
club together fo
three years.
During all
that time I nev
er could tell the
two boys apart
Finally Bill, or
was It Bob. got
t4 .I
Dave Underbill
a crew cut. so that people could
The mayor of Philadelphia, the ' tell them apart.
Hat City of the East," is reported I The only touble was I never did
sending a super-deluxe model t o ; find out whether It was Bill or Bob
who got hi hair cut short-
So I sUll don't know which twin
Is which.
President Truman. Danbury, Conn,
the "Hat Capital of the Country,"
has special plans, too.
And In New York, up and down
20 blocks of Fifth avenue, the stores
are showing hats worn by various I attorney in town.
great men In the past zoo years. when I was checking through
In one window, you can see an some records In the clerk's office
nvanoA atf f-awar Inn hat vnm kv the
l i r . .. i ' Z coupie oi weexs ago. I saw Bill's
' .1 f? e nme on a complaint folder. It
at all."
Or have they? I wonder.
Hunter Flees
Vounded Bear
LA GRANDE, Oct. ( ("A
hunter's flight from a wounded
bear and a pair of other bruin
skirmishes topped the stories told
by deer season nlmroda here.
Marion Spencer. La Grande
Then there is Bill Moshofsky, an brought down a 200-pound black
ed States In 1825. A few doors down
there are Daniel Webster's straw
cells. And I got to thinking.
were arc Lminei wcosirs straw . T , , , , ...
hat. Bill Cody's ten-gallon. Will Jj n0W-?'r.ry MV,(".",Jr
I Rogers' polo helmet. Daniel Froh- " "T tZTZL.
mans derby and high silk toppers i , , ' "
worn by Jimmy Walker and John ! WM n "'stlonshlp. And sure
Barrymore I enou"h. Gerry was his cousin.
FDR's Fedora I Strangely enough Oerry also sang
The Heat Research foundation. ' in Portland Olee club. There
sponsors of the project, tried to get 1 WM snother cousin. Ann. who
the historic campaign fedora worn ! attended the university college of
by Franklin D. Roosevelt but the i nursing.
Like I say. It's a small world.
SALEM, Oct 6 OP) Governor
McKay left by plane today to spend
three days on a Wlckenburg. Ariz.,
ranch with Governor Garvey of
Arizona.
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HIGHWAY DEATH
HOOD RIVER. Oct. 8 OP) An automobile-truck
collision on a Co
lumbia river highway curve in yes
terday's rainstorm was fatal to E. V.
Carson. 30. Kennewick, Wash. Sher
iff Rupert Gillmouthe said the
truck driver, Marion H. Morrow of
The Dalles, reported Carson's' auto
mobile ' skidded on the curve and
swung into the westbound lane.
Carson was heading east.
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DIRECTOR of a forthcoming
Junior chamber of commerce
show, "Loff If Off," is Juonito
Wott Smith of New York City,
who arrived in town this,
week. Dates of the produc
tion ore October 19 ond 20 in
tht Klamath Union high
school ouditorium.
Speaking of Glee clubs and all.
brings to mind the subject of close
harmony.
And reminiscing about harmony
brings to mind the House brothers
who are starting a fifteen minute
program on JI tonight at 7 p.m.
The House brothers are a local
quartet who have gained well earn
ed plaudit In Barbershop contest
throughout th nation In the past
few years.
Last August In Detroit they plsced
third In a national quartet contest
sponsored by the fraternal order of
Eagles.
The year before that they placed
first In the contest.
They have sung for the Lone Ran.
fer. and for Vic President Bark
ley's campaign manager. They
were Invited down to Kentucky to
visit a shrine honoring John Stephen
Foster. There they sang to th ac
companiment of Foster's old piano.
Last week the four brothers, Bill.
Dan, Dave and Tom, were down at
Alturas to appear on a program em
ceed by Al Pierce, formerly of Al
Pierce's Gang.
So you can see they get around s
lot, and have done quite a bit of
harmonizing In the past few years.
My advice Is to tune In KFJI to
night at 7, If you want to hear some
real lowdown, tantalizing, spine
tingling barbershop harmony.
bear with his 30-.40 rifle north of
Mount Emily Saturday. He looked
away for a moment, then started
walking toward the fallen bear. 100
yards away.
Only the bear, by the time he
looked up. wssn't fallen; It wss
bounding toward him.
8pencer took to his heels, glanced
over his shoulder and discovered
he was running a losing race. Bo
he wheeled, took aim and with the
bear an estimated 30 feet away,
tired again. That ended It.
104-Pound Kill
Guy Spence didn't try to top thst
ore, but told of bagging a 300
pound black bear from 200 yards
with a J0-J0. The animal, wound
ed, rolled down behind a log and
when Spence arrived at the scene
I hU dog was trying to battle the
wounuea near. Spence shot It
sea In. and the bear got to his feet.
A third shot between the eyes killed
It. Spence brought It out from
Howard meadows by pack horse
after blindfolding hi bucking, bilk
ing horse.
Murray Durham had no trouble
making a kill from ISO yards, bag
glng a 80-pound yearling brown
bear. But It took him five hours
to pack It out three miles to the
road In rough country.
SALMON RUN
JUNEAU, Alaska. Oct. 6 VP)
A limited commercial fishing sea
son opened today to take advantage
of the lata run of chum salmon.
Fishing In six Southeast Alaska
open area will close October IS.
Bv RK'IIAKD KLKINFR
NEA HUff (orrrapondrnt
NEW YORK (NEAI-Down Uie
hallowed halls, srroaa the hushed
and cobbleatoned campus, beside
the Ivy-covered walls they come.
These are the students, some re
turning for advanced courses, oth
ers panting with the first breathless
taste of higher education.
They hold their heads up high
except when thry drop their
naara to sniff Uie ground. Their
barks are strong and steady ex
cept when they wag their talis.
For these are the students of Ca
nine university, an Institution for
the training of dogs.
Under the watchful eyra of Dean
Prang von Badwssen, 8ch. II. II,
C. D.. and Registrar Loba del Mor
ro. Int. U. D. the newcomers to
good old CU are reporting for their
entrance exams. Both the dean and
the registrar are famous scholsra
von Hadwaarn. known aa Joe.
come from Germany, and del Mor
ro, who Is railed Loba, la a Cu
ban. Actually, they are both Oer
man shepherds.
The eager applicant a cocker
spaniel named Herbert: Cavalier, a
boxer: 4 miniature pinscher. Prln
cry: and Bodo. 4 Dnbrrman plus,
chrr wait nervously until the
dean's assistant. Martin Dlshart,
and the assistant to the registrar.
Dr. Frederick Reiter. appear. Her
bert, his cream-colored ears dusting
the floor, abaentmlndedly chews on
Bodo's leg while waltlns. And Prln
cey rehearses the colleges song,
"Beagle-Call Rag."
Finally, the entrance exama be
gin. Cayaller. who prefers to be
cslled Csvvy, Is tested for aptitude.
It Is 4 four-part test, for alertness,
character, efficiency and anxiety.
To see II Csvvy Is slert, sn ob
ject Is tossed In front of him. He
follows It with his eyes and does
not shy away from It. He is pro
nounced alert.
Now Cavvy must show his char
acter. A stranger (the Joint Is load
ed with strangers) approaches and
touches the dog. Well-behaved Cav
vy stands there without gnawing on
the unknown fingers.
Efficiency comes next. Csvvy Is
plsced on one side of a Jumpable
obstacle. His master lym, the dngs
bring along their masters Cavvy
has one named Jimmy Waldrni
goes on the other side and calls.
Will the obstacle frighten him and
make him run? Or will he dodge
around It? Cavvy dodges. Not as
good as going over, but at least he
went In the right direction.
The final test Is anxiety. Walden
goes out of the room. Csvvy can't
see him. Cavvy Is on his own. Aft
er about five seconds. Walden whis
tles. With a leap, anxious Cavvy
dashes after him. The test proves
that Csvvy csn hear and Walden
can whistle. Important.
The other applicant go through
the same tests, and they sll pass.
They are fully-accredited freshmen.
Dean von Badwasen outlines th
curriculum for the first semester.
They will learn to heel on the left
side, with leash. They will learn to
sit and lo lie down on command.
They will learn to alt when llieir
handler stops. And other grand and
glorious subjects will be taken up,
such as sticks and balls.
When a dug finishes the begin
ner's course, he will be "a pleas
ant companion In the house and on
the street." says Dr. Reiter. the
director nf Canine V After Uie ad-
I vanred class, "he will be ready for
the official Obedience Trials at any
dug thow under supervision of th
American Kennel club."
After each course, a full-scale
graduation la held. Diplomas ar
warded. Degrees are given. Th
noisiest barker Is graduated sumtna
cum louder. The sharpest toothed
geu a Phi Biter Kappa.
Escaped Sex
Criminal
Gives Self Up
SAI.ESf. Oct. g F-scaped Con
vict William John Perkins surrend
ered himself last night at hu par
ents' home near Bllverton after two
weeks nf hiding In Marlon county
brushlands,
"I waa loo cold and hungry." th
Linn county rapist said when stats
police and a slate prison deputy
warden clapped handcuffs on his
wrlsu. Perkins had telephoned au
thorities lo come and get him.
The 34-year-old convict broke out
of prison September 2 with two
other men. The others. Earl Rails
bark, 19. and Leo Williams, 21, were
captured earlier. Perkins said they
broke up soon after fleeing under
the walla Uu-ough a dry flume.
Intended Hurrrndriing
He claimed he had gone to his
i psrents' hou1 Tuesday night. "Be
I tore I went there 1 Intended to turn
, myself in. If I hadn't they would
probably have done It themselves."
! he said.
Perkins, under two 20-yrar sen
tences for the sadistic torture and
rape of a number of girU and young
women, said he had lived mostly on
apples since the escape. He aald h
had never left Marlon county, hid
ing In brush and timber around Bll
verton snd Aumsvllle.
Deputy Warden Gene Halley said
Perkins would ba placed In a cor
rection cell. He was questioned by
tat police before being returned to
th prison last night.
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