HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
TUESDAY, SEPT. 13, Ut
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World War I balloonist, Ed Oeary, and Mrs. Oeary
wer ther to art thrm off. Representative Geary
didnl rata a fre rida himself . , , Several young
sters had been aboard, many for their first ride,
from Un squeals and exclamations. Wlllard Ward's
young sport, after a look-se In tha pilot room,
aald tha man In there looked Ilka Chuck Seavejr.
Upon which all In earshot breathed a fervent, NOI
. , , How doea 8eavey get Into the art all tha tlmt.
Must be part of tha parlor magic he practices.
What'sAn"AirFoil"?
These Days
L2d
Br DEB ADDISON
IT was a great day for flying! Tha reference is
to Air Day in Klamath, when United. West Coast
and prtvau flyer, combined to glv. the community
an air show. The weather was
. . .iUM nAt hnt annuffh to
r periecv, '"-
causa turoutencr, u w -..-v..
This can be vouched for after
free rides, first In a small sail
boat, and then In a United Main-
i Uner. The two rides, both !n
company with Captain Ortn Bise
more, skipper of the sailboat next
door, brought forth lengthy iat
least) discussion on the matter of
-air foils."
a a a
IT has penetrated, at. long last.
ADDISON I Irom cm oou" uu"
flight, that a plane stays In the
air, and a sailboat sails, by passage of the air
around air foils.
A plan wing, and a boat sail, both an air foils
Tha thrust that holds up the plan and that moves
th boat comes not from push against the Inside
curve of the foil nor from vacuum on th other
aide, but because the air has to travel farther
(and so. faster) around the outside curve of the foil
than on the inside.
This creates a pressure, or thrust, toward th
outside curve of th wing, sail or what have you.
Now. if that doesnt satisfy you. go talk to a
professional
a a a a
THB air line cooperated with Klamath "aviation
education" day by providing free ride for some
of th local citizenry to Crater lake and back.
Th -back la important.
Remark most often overheard at these Junkets:
Ifs great to fly over country you've seen many
times from the ground. That sure Is true. Here
are soma Impressions picked up on the beautiful
flight to Crater lake:
Duck and goose hunters will be glad to know
there Is plenty of water In the marshes. All th
tul marshes around th upper lake showed water
In the openings. We wer too high at the 1500-2000
foot height to tell whether there were any birds or
not.
The new highway from Spring creek and Collier
park north was easily traced. You wondered why
engineers fought the Sun mountain gTade when
you could compare It and th easy straight-away
now followed In th aam glance. Guess they
dldnt fly over It m those days.
Crater lake la Just Incomparable Crater lake, no
matter where you are it from. From the air, of
course. It Is a spectacular view . . . and you get a
better idea of how it lays in the cone of ML
Mifilnl
As the plane banked to circle the lake It left me
a little befuddled. Min was the high side, showing
only a wisp of cloud and a lot of sky. Glancing
across through the window on the low side shoved
more of the same. Then into the tram of this wild
blue yonder sailed the shoreline of Wizard liland.
This bluer blue was the surface of Crater lake.
On the return, we'd passed the meadows of Wood
River valley and were out over Klamath lake be
fore it came to mind that we'd seen no fat Here
fords against the green. Were most of th cattle
moved out, or were we too high to recognize them?
Another quandary: Klamath lake was laced with
the familiar foam patterns, laid out as far as you
could see like windrows in the harvest. No one
ever has been able to tell me why wind and waves
string out the foam in these symmetrical lines,
a a a a
COMINO in for the return landing you could
see weeds poking up through unused part of
oiled runways and parkways a sign of the Immense
job the city has In maintenance. New lawn and
driveway Improvements around the United build
ing overshadow these weeds, however ... As we
alighted. County Agent and Mrs. Charlie Henderson
were coming out for their first air flight. The old
By CEOKUE E. 80KOLSKY
A PROBLEM that a columnist face every day
la whether he should devote himself to such
pleasant subjects as the turning of the leaves In
autumn or to giving the impression of playing a
broken record by constantly calling attention to the
foibles of other men. Not that the columnists have
no foibles of tnelr own, which It anyone took the
trouble to write about, as Pettier does of Pearson
and Eleanor Roosevelt, show up no better than they
should be. .
It so happens that I like th personality of
Maurice J. Tobtn, secretary of labor, who la a de
lightful companion and a great one for arguing. But
he has no philosophy and therefore meanders. His
department has Issued a piece entitled -Security Is
the Common Ooal of Farmers, Workers." The comma
Is important because for some reason, farmers are
differentiated from workers, which, in the United
States, Is not true. In Russia, they make a distinc
tion between peasant and workers. In accordance
with Marxian class-consciousness.
But In the United States, the farmer Is usually a
capitalist because he owns a home, an automobile,
maybe a tractor and some other machinery, a barn
and a silo, cattle and whatnot He has invested In
the tools of production. Also he la a small business
man, because he Is generally engaged in the
financing, production and distribution of commodi
ties. Also, he Is a laborer because he works himself
on the job, long hours in the spring and summer
shorter hours in winter. In a word, an American
farmer is not a peasant and whoever wrote this
article for Maurice Tobln needs to look to his
ideologies. His heart is aUll in eastern Europe.
Further, this point Is made:
a a a a
Job Always Trier
1 1 THE farmer's worry Is about such things as the
change In prices which ha will receive for
his product, and uncertainty as to future markets
or weather conditions: his job Is always there.
-The wage earner, on the other hand. Is concerned
primarily with Job security."
Now there Maurice Is doing very badly. For If
all that th laborer needs to worry about Is Job
security, then he ought to enter a state of slavery.
In slavery, there is always Job security. The slave
is never out of a Job particularly if he is enslaved
to the state. The millions of men and women In
th slav camps in the Urals and In Siberia have
job security.
What the laborer, as every American, should hav
as his first aim Is to become a boss, that Is, to
Improve himself and his family socially and economi
cally. It Maurice Tobln will look back, that was the
aim of his. father and the goal has been achieved,
tor Maurice has moved far and he has no job
security as a cabinet officer, but he does have an
opportunity for great usefulness, for outstanding
public service, for bringing distinction to his name
Those are things to work for, and if Maurice could
do so well, perhaps you and I might
-Job security" is a cheap way of living, for It hi
like those serfs who were bound to th soil, or
Indentured servants, people who could not move up
or who moved with great difficulty. We never built
this nation by such a philosophy.
Then this piece (anonymous) says:
"... It is his right to organize, and the exercise
of this right which has meant to the wage earner
the opportunity for meeting as equals those elements
in our society which must give him the things he
needs."
Which "elements" in our society are In a position
or have to give anyone "the things he needs"? How
are needs defined? Who is responsible to give me my
needs? Or yours? Or anyone's? And Is this a charity
or compensation? And how do you measure com
pensation for needs? There was a time when some
socialists spoke of satisfying -needs," but Stalin
kicked that idea out and put in a wage scale based
upon production, with a speed-up called 8takhanov
ism. See Maurice, you have to have a philosophy and
whoever put this stuff over on you. played you dirt
because he got you Involved In mixed and twisted
idea none of which are American.
SIDE GLANCES
coea. iaa ar ma iilvtce. aic v. is. ata u. a er. ora, 9.13
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"Too lata! I was hoping we'd get horn from the show
before your father fixed the baby's eleven o'clock bottle!"
THE GALLUP POLL
Poll Voters Against New
American Loan To British
ml
THE DOCTOR SAYS
Mass Blood Tests, VD Foe
Dr. BsvaMas Blood For Sept ?
By EDWIN P. JORDAN, M. D.
Nearly everyone knows that a test
can be made of the blood which will
ahow whether or not a person Is In
fected with syphilis. With the aid of
this test extensive campaigns have
been made against syphilis because
this disease could be eliminated al
together If all cases were discov
ered and made non-infectious early.
Testa made on large groups of the
population In this country have
shown anywhere from about one
person in a thousand to five persons
in a hundred to have this infection.
The principal way by which the dis
ease can be wiped out is to identi
fy all of those who are Infected and
to make them non-infectious to oth
ers Just as soon as possible.
The best way to identify Infected
persons is to take small samples of
blood from very large groups and
to test them. This has already been
done for large Industrial groups and
during the war for military person
nel Required Before Marriage
This blood test is also required
In most states now before marriage.
Premarital tests are particularly
Important because they help to pre
vent the transmission of the disease
to an uninfected spouse and also
check the possible development of
the disease In children..
There is no doubt that these mass
blood tests on large groups of th
population uncover cases of syphilis
which might have been unrecog
nized for years. Also this serves to
cut down the number jf cases of the
disease which could serve as a
source of Infection tor others.
Here la a problem about which
medical science knows the answers.
The end of this scourge which has
afflicted mankind since the middle
ages will be a major triumph. 1 1
should not be postponed too long.
The Dor tar Answers
QUESTION: Is It harmful In any
way to eat two eggs a day?
ANSWER: I cannot see how this
could possibly do any harm unless
a person were allergic to eggs.
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By GEORGE GALI.IP
Director, American Institute at
Public Opinion
PRINCETON. N. J.. Sept. 11 As
the Anglo-American-Canadian dollar-crisis
conference, which opened
Wednesday in Washington, con
tlnues its deliberations, a nation
wide survey by the American Insti
tute of Public Opinion shows that
slightly more than half iM per cent)
of U. S. voters questioned ha v e
heard or read about the current
criais In Brit-
isn iinaiicrs.
The Washlng
ton conlerence
railed to discuss
Britain's alarm
Ing finan
cial predica
ment, has been
labeled by Brit
ish Foreign Sec
retary Ernest
Bevin as one of
the most Im
portant conler
ence in history.
"Unless w e Gallop
can find the right answer to Uie
financial and economic problems."
Benin said, "we shall not have laid
a sound foundation for the future
peace of the world.
The institute survey was designed
to find out how many voters have
followed England's financial situa
tion, what they think has brougnt It
about, and what they think can be
done about it. The survey Is highly
significant as a measurement of the
Impressions which the U. 8. public
has thus far about Great Britain's
persistent and thorny problem.
Correct or not. the Impression of
many V. 8. voters who were ques
tioned and who were familiar with
Britain's financial crisis. Is that
England's difficulties today have
been brought about mainly by eco
nomic ills, socialist developments
and costs of war and postwar re
construction. A representative cross-section of
voters from coast-to-coast was first
asked by field interviewers:
"Have yon heard or read about
the manev problems (difficulties)
which England is having today?"
Yes it".
No 44
All voters who said they had
heard or read about England's situ
ation were then asked this question:
"What do yen, yourself, think baa
brought aboat the present money
crisis In England that is. Ens
land's problem In not being able to
make both ends meet?"
Their replies center around three
major factors as shown in th fol
lowing table:
Economic ills (dollar short
age: inefficient production;
lack of resources: spend
ing beyond income, etc.i
Porm ol government (soci
alist experiments; govern-
NW To Have
World's Top
Transformer
8HAKON. Pa.. Sept. 13 (Pi West
lnghouse Electric corporation an
nounced today It would build the
world's most powerful portable el
ectric transformer.
The transformer will be used In
the Portland, Ore., and Seattle,
Wash, areas by the Bonneville pow
er administration.
Capable of handling 110.000 horse
power of electricity more than 15
times the power of the biggest rail
road locomotives the transformer
will coat about 1400,000 and will be
delivered In 1051.
Prank L. Snyder, manager of th
Westinghouse transformer division
here, said the transformer would
be mounted horizontally on a spec
ial railroad flatcar and kept cons
tantly In readiness to move torn
one location to another and substi
tute for other transformers discon
nected for repair or maintenance.
Rated at 8:i,:i3.1 kllovolt-amperes,
the portable transformer w 1 1 1 be
about 26 feet long and will weigh
136 tons.
ment In control of busi
ness; theorists In power.
etc.) 13
Traits of British character
(weakness of British peo
ple: expect too much from
U. S. etc.) S
Loss o f some of h e r colo
nies 3
Cost of royalty 1
Miscellaneous answers 3
Don't Know a
All Informed Voters . 66
( The table adds to more then the
6 per cent who had heard or read
about Britain's financial difficulties
more thsn one reason.)
Will Need Mar Money
The study further shows thst
while a substantial majority o f
voters familiar with her problem
thinks England will have to have
more money from the U. 8. than
congress is now providing under the
Marshall Plan paradoxically public
opinion today among Informed vot
ers would not favor making a new
loan to England If It were p r o-
poaeo.
As a matter of record no loan
has so fsr been proposed.
Many observers feel that. In an
attempt to find a solution to Great
Britain's money woes, no blf U. 8
loan Is likely now. They bellev
tbat the present economy-minded
conttress Is In no mood to make an
other big dollar loan to Britain.
Today's survey shows that U. 8.
public opinion similarly Is against
a loan.
Informed voters were asked the
following two questions:
-Do yoa think England will have
to have more money from the I'. 8.
than congress to now providing un
der the Marshall Plan In gel aul af
her difficulties, r not?"
Will have to have
more money 3l
Will not have to have
more money 17
No Opinion t
All Informed Voters it".
The next question asked voters
wav
"Would yen favor r oppose the
I' 8. making a new loan to Eng
land of a billion or to billion dol
lars?" favor 1J-,
Oppose ..3
No Opinion t
All Informed Voters it".
The loan figures stated In the sur
vey question lone to two billion dol
lars! were used only for purposes
of Illustration In sounding out the
views of V. B. voters on a loan of
this amount.
Belief that England will have to
have more money from the U. 8.
than conr,ess is now providing un
der the Marshall Plan is most prev
alent among voters who have the
most education and the greatest
knowledge about England's finan
cial plight. But even among voters
with the mast formal education,
sentiment runs greater than 3-to-l
against a loan of the amount sug
gested. Taxes Too High
Opposition to a new loan to Eng
land undoubtedly stems from t h e
fact that many Americans feel
taxes are now too high at home and
that Marshall Plan aid should be
sufficient.
It should be pointed out, however,
that while many private citizens
may first think In terms of a U. 8.
loan to solve Britain's financial (II
lemna. It does not follow that this
Is the remedy Britain will actually
seek. Many observers bellev that
a wide rang of other possibilities
will be explored by Britain's Chan
cellor of the Exchequer Sir Stafford
Crlpps and Foreign Minister Ernest
Bevin as they are going over the
British books one more during the
dollar talks with U. B. Secretary of
the Treasury John W. Snyder,
S The World Todays
By Dr WITT MAt-KKNZiK
AP rrlga Affairs Analyst
ow's dom- "
on to being I d73
aed by con- t - "
clea and!
5
Maekenala
Csechoalovakla's official commu
nist newspaper charges Marshal
Tito. Yugoslavia's red dictator, with
plotting to entice Russia's Eastern
European satellite Into an ami
Soviet alliance.
Whether thla be true, th tact
remains that Tito's defiant of
Moscow's dom- w-e --.-,u
nation
follow
spiracles
disturb ances
among other
sntellues. The
Csechosl o v a k
and Hungarian
communist gov
ernment claim
to hav uncov
ered plans for
actual rebellion
by fore. T h
ferment also haa
shown Itself
elsewhere.
Well, supposing dissatisfaction
among th satellite Is growing as
the evident- Indicates what la Its
real significance How would the
democratic world be affected If Tito
did succeed In forming an anil
Russian bloc? Could the Western
nations work satisfactorily with
such a Tito bloc?
In seeking an answer to these
vital questions we must note first
that Moscow and Yugoslsvla are
working under two different type
of communism.
Th Difference
Th Russian brand la bolshevtom.
which calls for world revolution In
order to bring all nations Into the
Soviet bloc .under direction of Mos
cow. This creed, which works by
strong-arm methods, holds that the
sovereignty of any red nation rest
In Moscow.
The Tito brand of communism
thus far appears to belong to the
common or garden variety with
which we were acquainted before
Bolshevism was born. The Tito com
munism stands for absolut nation
alism of the state and the retention
of sovereignty.
Moscow calls 'ts Ism "international
communism." as opposed lo Tito's
nationalist state.
With those definitions before us.
which brand of Communism mould
the democracies find It easier to
set along with? Til answer to that
' Isn't difficult, always assuming that
i Tito would stick to the tenets which
he now advocates. One naturally
: would choose the Tito communism
' as the lesser of two evils because
It professes to honor the sanctity
of national sovereignty.
Of course, any form of comrnmil-m
i Is totalitarian and subjects the
Individual to reiiimriitaiiun. How
ever, reports on the Yugoslav set -up
Indicate that It Is more liberal to
the Individual than Is bolshevlsm.
We know that democracy and
bolshevlsm can't work side by side
peacefully because that haa been
amply demonstrated.
BOYLE'S COLUMN
Picking Another Man's
Wife Tough Assignment
'J
Br II AL tlOYI K
NEW YOHK, lan-Thlrty lovely
women looked at me over the week
end with provocative eyes.
And they all wanted m to say
"yes, you'r th one."
Yep, one after th other tliev
cam up, all 30 of them all will)
that aam look
In their eyes.
And I had to
say. "no. nut
you" to 3D of
these beautiful
damea.
It should hav
been easy to du
this. Alter all.
very on was
married and
their hur.baml
were looking on.
But that only
made It harder.
What a spot
to be ml
No, Uila tou t
didn't dream It.
a Judge In the Mrs. America con-
teat at Aabury Park, 111 Jerary
shore resort.
It Is supposed to be every man's
ambition to be a Judge In a beamy
comrst. Tills could be true only
became every man hasn't tried It.
Once Is plenty.
Th 30 wives wer th flnsllits
In a content to pick, from all the
hauafraua In the United States, (he
one who was both the most besuti
ful and Uie beat homemaker.
Walnut, ttaaea
On the face of It tills taak was.
wora than looking for a needle In
a haystack (who ever lost a needle
In a hayatack. anyway?i. It was
like searching for a walnut Ire that
also sprouted roars.
As th 30 lovelies paraded paat.
Hal Boyle
nightmare. I
I merely acted as
aa 1
aa
4ha
taa "
tae
laaa '
Scouts Aid
Foresters
Ten Boy Scouts of Henley troop
II are now on the list of volunteer
protective fureat agents of the for
est service. Th boys on a trip re
cently, with one of their committee
men, extinguished a fir that had
been started by a neglected camp
fire. The fire, which was In the Harriet
lake district, was happened upon by
the troop while they were on a over
night camping trip. The fir had al
ready burned down Into th under
ground roots.
This fir was th second In the
season that had been set by care
less csmpers In a heavily wooded
area. The other was a blase caused
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KLAMATH rAlXS. Ore. (To Uie
Editor il am a baseball fan and
Ij.yo sports, but what I saw at Uie
Orm atadium the oilier night can't
come under the name of sportsman
ship. Their Joke of clowning and ridi
cule certainly wasn't funny to a
great many of the crowd.
If the Genu could of clowned
their way through a victory ovrr
Uie Portland Beavers there would
of been something to crow about,
as far aa any doubt In Uie outcome
of the game, there was none. A vic
tory, not a clowning over a bunch
of boys, tired after a hard days
asork ass certain.
I have seen most of the Genu'
games and read all their wnteups.
1 recall a few games, such aa with
Pittsburg, score 33 to 10 the Oema
didn't get any such wnteup as the
Pioneers got.
It was very disgusting and dis
heartening to watch: after all the
Pioneers did win the Northern Call,
fornla league pennant
MRS. P. HORBACK.
130 Union.
first In evening gowns, then la
bathing suits, Hi task of the Judge
was to weed th contestant down
to 13, next to six and finally ta)
three.
Back and forth Uiey swished. A
Judge next to m waa working
furiously at his chart.
"How ate you Judging them?" (
asked. H looked t a girl In ve
iling dress silhouetted against a
spotlight.
"I'm voting for Ilia ones thai
didn't wear slips," he aald.
"And you?" I asked another Judge.
"HlrlrUy legs." he aald. "1 v been
a leg man fur years."
Another Judge seemed to be oon
ccntratlng on bosoms and crossly
susseatrd I find a specialty of my
own. I began scoring on leeUl. eyas,
hair and nostrils. There dldn I
seem lo be much else In sight.
Krancea Tickled
All official rustled over and said:
"Her, you r not Judging beauty.
You r a homeiivaklng Judge."
My own wife. Prances, gavt a
fiendish chorll In her favor!! ear
mine.
"That dales you. Rover Boy." alia
said. I felt the weight of yeaia.
My Job sain t to pick the prettiev.
It waa lo help Judge the pretties Uie
pretties hud made with Ihrlr own
pretty hands crocheted dnitiev
heme-sewn baby dresses, and pr.
served fruits and Vegetables. Four
Jars of pickles, carrots and practice
later our verdict waa In.
My choke, Mrs. Cincinnati, a win
some brownetla, waa the audlen,
favorite. The other entrants alio
voted her the ntnet congenial girl in
the contest. But aha dicln t win
The crown went to Mrs. Califor
nia, who got about Inooo In prleea
If you Include a year's supply of
prrucls and diapers and lino
scolarshlp to tha Empire Btat
School of Optics In Brooklyn.
Ijiter the htiaband of one of th
losing candidates waa Baked why da
had encouraged hla wife to try to
become Mrs. America.
! "If tha won," he aald sadly, "I
1 figured I could quit work "
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