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Today's Roundup
By MALCOLM EPLEY
STARTLING, indeed., was Prank Brlgrano blast
at the national leadership of the American
Lesion In a speech at Salem yesterday where the
state department Is In session.
Mr. Belcranos standlnc In the
Legion as a past national com
mander and In the state as head
of a large financial Institution
gives special significance to his
remarks, and the repercussions
will be widespread and Intense.
What he has said creates a na
tional situation in the Legion,
and may well reverberate In the
halls of congress.
It Is difficult to believe that
Mr. Belgrano would make the
charges if he were not sure of
his ground. Tha first reaction CPLEY
among local Legionnaires, however, was to express
loyalty to the organisation's national leadership. It
la a situation that needs a thorough airing. In tha
Legion and for the benefit of the Interested public.
MY own personal contact with the Legion hav
extended over a quarter of a century, a a news
paper man observing the organization's work and
reporting It activities to the public They hav
been confined almost entirely, of course, to the
local post level and on that basis, I have the
highest regard for the organisation. It objectives,
and th service it has rendered. My general ob
servations, as a newspaper and magazln reader,
of the organisation nationally, hav been along th
am line, but I, like many others, am not In a
position to Judge accurately Mr. Belgrano' crtti-
Locally, attention should be called to th sei vice
rendered by the Klamath post to World War II
veterans which largely were responsible lor th
post winning a cup last year as the outstanding
post In th state department. Th criticisms were
clearly timed at th national leadership, and
certainly do not apply to tht local organization
such as the several post In the Klamath basin,
which ar doing good work. This writer, for one,
has developed a favorable opinion of th work of all
th recognised veteran units operating here.
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Story Of Two Neckrwi
IOAVK Red Hurd a couple of neckues yesterday.
It wasn't his birthday and he may not hav
needed th tie, but he's a good guy and he hap
pened to be sitting at his typewriter when I dug
th colorful (trips of cloth out of an old drawer
where I had put them two or three years ago.
It happened this way: One day through th mail
cam a package addressed to me, and when I opened
K, then wer th ties. Th outfit that sent them
suggested that I accept them and plea remit;
otherwise, to send them back.
I happened to be pretty busy at th time. It was
k my full Intention to send them back, because I
dont ilk that way of merchandising, but it was an
annoyanc and the "opportunity wholly uninvited
oa my part I tossed the tie in th drawer.
Later I got a sharp reminder from th paopl
who had sent them, which warmed me up Just a
bit- I put off doing anything about It, and Just
plumb forgot. About that time I changed office
and desks, and It wasn't until yesterday, when going
through a drawer In th old desk, that I ran onto
them. I felt I couldnt honestly wear them myself,
I had king sine lost th nam and address of th
peopl who had sent them, and Red got the tie.
My conscience told me that under th circumstances,
I had a right to give them away.
It was further eased when Prank Jenkins came
alone and reported he had read recently a legal
Interpretation which held that peopl receiving
THE DOCTOR SAYS
Cot Con Cause Apoplexy
By EDWIN P. JORDAN, M. D.
Writ tea far St A Service
Either a dot or aome bleeding
from a blood vessel in the brain
1 commonly called apoplexy or a
"stroke." Hardening of the arteries
ana nigh blood pressure usually
precede a stroke of apoplexy. Both
ar ran neiore the age of 40.
A hemorrhage (bleeding) Is
somewhat more likely to come on
suddenly than a clot and this I
ox some help in distinguishing be
tween the two. The symptoms of
both conditions, however, depend
on the amount of brain tissue dam
aged. In other words. If the clot
closes off a large blood vessel, a
large area of the brain will be af
fected. The size and location of the
hemorrhage also determine the
amount of damage.
When the area injured Is large,
unconsciousness usually comes on.
The breathing becomes noisy. The
muscles on one side of the body
the on opposite the side of the
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IDONT know John Maragon, except what I read
lo tht newspapers. I ran deal objectively, without
- bias or partisanship, without friendship or enmity,
with the phrase, "Oreek bootblack.''
Apparently, whenever his name la mentioned. It
seems to be necessary for the snobs to emphasise
nilM f
that this fellow
but that he
Alger rather
they knew if
risks, they would come out on top.
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I OW far hav
brain affected become paralyzed.
Peeling or sensation la not affected.
Recovery Varies
The amount of recovery from a
stroke depends on the original size
of the hemorrhage or clot and what
part of the brain is hit. Recovery
start early. The amount of paral
ysis present Is usually greatest at
the beginning and tends to become
less as the tune goes on. Some peo
ple who have had an extensive pa
ralysis recover almost entirely.
It is rarely possible by medical
or surgical means to get at the
brain and to remove the clot or to
stop the bleeding. Watchful waiting
is therefore about the only treat
ment which can be used immedi
ately. Complete rest Is, of course,
essential. Oood nursing care Is Im
portant. After a while carefully chosen ex
ercise or maasagc may help. The
paralysis, however, comes from the
Injury to the brain and Is not In
the muscle themselves and there-1
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merchandts undtr such circumstance sr not legslly
or morally bound to rtturn It or to do anything
about It. They dldnt order tht ituff, and folk
who wnd neckties and thliigt around in that way
hav no right to expect either money or return.
That claara tha way (or Red Hurd to sport the
haberdashery In full legal brilliance.
Days
GEORGE E. sOKOLoKY
Is not of the Oro ton-Harvard crowd.
must be a low creature because he
now opulent but was once a "Greek bootblack." We
used to be proud of the fart that in the United
Btatea there was no aristocracy of birth but rather
equality of opportunity under a system of private
enterprise. That was when our children read Horatio
than "Drapes of Wrath,' and when
they worked bard, saved their money,
developed flexible minds and assumed wholesome
Elbert Hubbard glorified the university of Hard
Knocks where newsboys, office boys, bootblacks.
clerks, etc became the Carnegie, Rockefeller. Wan'
amakers, Edisons and other captains of commerce
and Industry who built this country, gave us our
rich standard of living, left fortune for their heir
and to charity, provided the huge productivity which
a profligate government has been squandering. Pew
of these substantial citizens had the advantage of
Ivy league colleges and none of them assumed that
horrible Imitation of an Oxford accent which
hav been listening to at Tanglewood where the
Intellectuals forgsther to compare Stravinsky to
find Stravinsky good.
w moved from reality that we
fl hold It against a man that he started life a a
bootblack, managed to move up the ladder and
used his Intelligence, rather than Inherited wealth
and family prestige, to get along? I hav seen no
names of "Greek bootblacks" on th list of traitor.
conspirators, spies, and wrecker of their country.
but the Ivy league and imitation Oxford accent have
contributed more than their share and as th story
unfolds. It I Increasingly evident that those who
ar too refined to be useful sre not always too
decent to be unpatriotic
This outcry against the so-called five-percenters
is part of th unreality of our age. Th bureaucrats
dislike th five-percenters, but If there were a full
investigation of commission agents which la what
they are and fixers and introduction-sellers In
Washington. It would be found that th brighter
new deal lawyers hav set themselves up In this
business. They do not call their teea commissions:
they call them retainers. If an ex-army officer set
himself op In this business and It la a legitimate
business h Is subject to every kind of smear and
Investigation, but th relations between a lawyer
and his client ar confidential In a world in which
all th laws ar written. Interpreted and Judged by
lawyer. So th lawyers get away with getting rich
aa commission agents through retainers hut object
to anyone els making an honest dollar In an honest
business.
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How It Works
LIT m show you what I mean: A fellow in a
small town ha th energy, enterprise, foresight
and opportunity to establish a radio station. He has
th money to go ahead. But h discovers that a radio
station cannot be established Ilk a giuciy store.
Th government ha a monopoly of the alr-wavea.
of licenses, of channel, of the size and power of
thee stations. H finds that this la a very com
plicated business. So h goes to hi local lawyer.
Hi local lawyer usually tells him that this is a
specialty which he cannot handle, but if hi client
Is willing to pay the price, he will aid him to get
a Washington law firm that specializes in PCC busi
ness. The client says go ahead and the feet are paid
and In tlm he get a license. It cost plenty. If
th citizen tried to handle It without the specialist.
It would cost more In time, energy, aggravation
and traveling expense.
If the lawyers can set up this convenience at a
fee. why cannot an ex-army officer or an ex-bootblack?
I am not discussing crooks, bribe-givers and
such. I am discussing honest commission agent.
fore one cannot expect too much
from treatment.
Note: Dr. Jordan I unable to
answer lnu.vldual questions from
readers. However, each day h
will answer one of the most fre
quently asked questions in his
column.
The Doctor Answer
QUESTION: A friend M years
old hss cramp-like pains in one leg.
What could be the cause of this and
what could be don for it?
ANSWER: Th description Is
meager but it the cramp-like pains
come only after exercise, the most
likely diagnosis is "intermittent
claudication." a condition which is
caused by poor circulation due to
hardening of the arteries in the leg.
Treatment Is often not too success
ful. RENT CONTROLS END
IN SALT LAKE CITY
WASHINGTON, Aug. S 0P Rent
controls were ended today In Salt
Lake City, Utah, and in Salt Lake
and Tooele counties, Utah.
Tlghe E. Woods, housing expediter
said the action was based on local
decontrol resolutions psased by the
Salt Lake City governing body.
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BOYLE'S COLUMN
Wont To Get
Show Program? Here's How
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK. iV-One lady In
th radio studio audience waved
some lingerie over her head.
Another held up a live squawking
chicken.
They were trying to attract the
attention of an announcer selecting
contestants from the audience to
appear on a qui program.
nut that isnt the way to get
on a quit
show
sirred
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Mark Ooodson
and Bill Tod
man. w
aren't . looking
for
balls.'
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young men
both under 40
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be chosen to ap-;
pear o n the ra-
dio giveaways,
They've picked
Hal Boyle
thousands of contestants for the
five CBS network quiz shows they
produce slop the music, winner
take all, hit the Jackpot, beat th
clock and spin to win.
What do they look for?
"We r not looking for the great
est Drains In the studio." said Tod
man. "We're looking for nice peo
ple uie auaience wui lute.
"Yes," said Ooodson. "W want
Property Sale
Ordinance To
Be Discussed
The ordinance authorizing the
sale of dog pound and cemetery
property to Elllngson's mill I ex
pected to be passed by the city
dads when they gather for a
regular session next Monday night.
First and second readings on
the ordinance have already been
completed.
The mill company bought 71
acres of land adjacent to the rail
road, it of which was dog pound
property and 14 unused Klamath
Memorial cemetery land.
Total sale price was 12340. The
dog pound fund will get 11770, the
Klamath Memorial park fund $570.
The warranty deed for the land
stipulates that the property will be
used only for manufacturing and
re-manufacturing of lumber.
The planing mill Is now under
construction on the property.
Several routine matters are also
on the council peg for perusal of
the council.
Chamber Tours
To Be Postponed
The chamber of commerce Indus
trial visitations commute an
nounced today that meetings have
been postponed until after th first
of September.
The lack of attendance precipi
tated th action. Most of th In
terested person who mske th tours
are out of town on vacation.
NAME CHANGE
NEWPORT, Aug. ( OP) A pro-,
posal to Chang this community
nam to Yaqulna Bay Isn't getting
too much support.
A straw vote conducted by a local
store showed 44 against the chang
and only 17 In favor of It.
Tha Newport Newt suggested the
change, pointing out there ar it
Newport In tha United Bute.
All while cats tre deaf, provided
they have been bred from pure
white stock.
First Christian Church
Ninth and Pine
C. W. Swop, Minister
Lord's Day, August 7
MORNING:
"Man, a Tomb or a Temple"
EVENING:
"What 'Denomination'
Did Paul JoinT
ALL WELCOME
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On A Quiz
to avoid peopl who ar off bal
anc. There It very tiiln line be.
tween th pleasant extravert and
uie rvaj acrvwoau, wno may uo
anything one he geu on the air."
The art in getting selected as a
conteatant lies In attracUng the an-
r,? Z."!', "I"'" h,m
away by being loo brash or nx-
"A bald man is more likely to
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wun nm,r' sam uoooson. -nut II
;h la wearing a necktie that flashes
oil and on tike an electric sign.
w don t want him. He s trying too
hard.'"
Women wearing whit gtov and
i a large hat also ar likely to be
I choaeo merely became they stand
out to th announcer as ha naaiaa
throush the audienca in tha nra.
program warmup period looking
iwi cuuieaiania. bui a woman wear-
lng flashy Jewelry is automatically
rejected,
Tee Mack Maaey
I "People don't Ilk to se anvon
win money who already looks as
u n nan more than he needed. "
explained Ooodson.
The producer make every at.
i tempi to keep from putting on
semi-pros- men or women with
little to do who go from studio to
studio trying to get on as anaiiy
programs as possible. They also
turn down anyone who, when asked
why he wants to be a contestant,
replies "to win a pro."
"He may be completely honest
said Ooodson. "but the listeners of-
ten get tne Impression such a per- I
son is too selfish.''
Over th years the producers
hav found that housewives often
malt better contestant than col
lege teachers.
"Th housewife doesn't feel she
ha to prove she smart, so she
Is more relaxed," said Todmsn.
They also have learned that men
or women from the South or South
west part of America make the
best contestant on a geographic
basis.
"It Isn't that they are any more
intelligent or better Informed," re
marked Ooodson. "They ar slm
ply mor friendly and homey-talk
lng.
"Th New En lander I often too
laconic too brief in his answers.
On the other hand the New Yorker
tends to be over aggressive."
Who makes th Ideal contestant?
"Oh. I d say It would be a young
man from Port Worth. Tex. study
ing to be a doctor and married to
a girl who was working to help
him get his degree," said Ooodson.
It would help if the wife had
Just had a bsby," laughed Tod
man. "Th audlenc love young
father."
Portland Firm Wins
Road Grading Bid
PORTLAND. Aug. 5 WV-Th low
bid on grading four mile of th
North Umpqua road 40 mile cast of
Rose burg was I318.M7. submitted by
Kuckenberg Construction Co, Port
land, th public road bureau said
todsy.
W. H. Lynch, division engineer.
said h was recommending sward
of th contract to Kuckenberg.
PROMOTED
TACOMA, Aug. ft Charles I.
Devlin, managing director of Doug
Is Plr Plywood assoclstlon at Ta-
coma, has been appointed general
sale manager of the Simpson Log
ging Co, Seattle, It waa tnnounced
today.
Devlin's appointment will be af.
fectlvt August 21. He has been head
of tht plywood association for three
years. He formerly was a member
oi tne staff of tht Spot ant Sookea-
man-Review.
First Church of Christ Scientist
A breach af Th Malhtr Chsrah, Tba tlrtl Cbsrtb af Chrlat, taltottit,
la Baalee, Sfaaa.
lth and Washington
Services: Sundsy Nervlc. 11:00 a, m.
Sunday School, 11:0 a. m.
Wednesday Evening Meeting, l:N a'elcek.
Lasson-Strmon Subject Auguit 7
"SPIRIT"
Christian Science Reading Room
123 Main St.
RADIO BROADCAST - MONDAY, 5:45 P. M. - KFLW
Subject, "Tba Bible"
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Tie sir will start booming with
football soon and her' a KPLW
kick-off program that make noises
like a llstensbl program.
Tonight from 1 to 10 LW will
handle a transcribed program, pre
viewing the second annual nhrtner 's
All-Star football game schafluled for
Portlands Mult
V nomah stadium
Auiust n.
, The line up
will consist of
Interviews with
1 coaches and of
, flrlal for I lis
' grid classic.
t . it nss prii
- Interest to
V Klamath Pall
Jw lana because
I Jack Lust, i-
, uem grtdoer, is
esssassaaatiaaaV, the onlv nlaver
new iiur from this city
who will play In th Portland-Stat
All-Star tame.
And ABO i KPLW) will also carry
the game on th nth.
Attention, teen-agers and parents I
Th Teen-Age club will lake over
the armory tonight for dancing from
110 to midnight.
Jack Hanann will direct his slx
plece band for the Jig. Hanson has
plaved the alto sax for Buddy Rich
in the past and his bass player, Doug
Sawtelle. was formerly with Stan
Kenton.
Harold Howard, president of the
Tern-Age club, says parents ar cor
dially Invited.
They're off! ABC will carry the
running of th 135.000 Choir stake
at Monmouth park rac track.
Oceanpnrt, N. J. The time la Satur-
; day, 114S p. m.
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I Here s a "must" for the farmers:
1 The American Parmer" broadcast
j (Saturday. 10 30 a. m. KPLWi will
I ",u inscribed feature
j concerning anil co.iserv.tlor. and ex-
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The Pst Man w.dHl.a , ,h. ...
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1 T Uw usual rapld-punch-
I oiaramau story,
wun ai"rnt twist,
Remember, that's I p. m. tonight.
Olenn Dobha. nn l rimMu
triple-threat backfield ar nf tha
! Loa AneeUa rvn rMHW .it
j American st TuUa university, will
be the guest of Jav Stewart onthe
Pun Pair" show Saturday morning.
Station Is KPI.W. tlm I 10 a. m.
a a a
Quip from the dead-air depart
ment: Oordon MacRae, the "1111.
road Hour" singing star, had lust
been informed that he was due on
th air In 40 seconds.
Cracked MsrRae: "Do I hare
lime to shavef
Added good news from th sports
front: The Champion Spark Plug
company has signed a U-week ra
news! contract with ABO continuing
Its sponsorship of th "Champion
Roll Call." the flve-mlnut sport
commentary by Harry WUmer every
maay ntgnt st a aa p. m
The "Cisco Kid" and Pancho ar
t their best tonight when they
come to the aid of a pretty senortta.
That's 7:30. KPJI.
a a a
Rep. Hugh D. Scott Jr. of Phila
delphia will be- th gueat on "Meet
th Press," Saturday, 1)0 p. m.,
KPJI.
Oil Well Test
Shows Traces
At Ocean Site
OLYMPIA. Wash. Aug. I IO Th
Union Oil company reported today a
third oil and gat showing hss been
found st 700 feet in Its test well on
the beach at Ocean City.
Company Oeologlst W. L. Stanton
said this son "warrant testing but
th showing appears to b nothing
startling." It seems to be more las
than oil. h added.
Th well two previous showings
sppeared at about th 4000 and
6000-foot marks. Th lower on
seemed mostly a gas ton while st
4000 feet' more oil waa found, Stan
ton said.
"Wt won't know whether wt hsvt
a well until wt can run tests," the
geologist added.
He said th hole would be put
down as far as economically possi
ble, probably 8600 feet, with th
present rig befor test ar run. Tht
well I down 1111 feet. Stanton esU.
mated six weeks will be required to
reach MOO feet.
He said the well appeared to b
better than an adjoining hole which
caved In befor complete test could
be run.
The ortglnsl well Indicated It
would require about 100 barrel a
day, Stanton explained.
About eight per cent of th sil
ver produced In th United States
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lead ores.
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"No wonder you gtt intr(rnc aiming it straight toward
town you know wa always go wt on B avtnu
n avoid traffic!"
Humor Goes
ly FRANK TRIff
The tired business msn boarded
a tram In Chicago and Immediately
had earnest words with the Pullman
porter.
"You and I have got lo have tn
understanding." lie said, "I hav Im
portant work for you to do"
So saying he placed a ten dollar
bill In the porter a hand and prompt
' ' ,0, u" OMlr, reaction "I reckon
I'm Jest your baby," grinned the
porter. Wherefor may I be of serv
ice lo repay such generosity?"
"Well, Its Ilk this.- said th
traveler. "I hav a big deal on
there's 115,000 Involved and I
mustn't miss an appointment. I e
got to be sure to gel off st Harmon.'
"That U b easy." replied th por
ter, "we alwaya stop there some five
or mor minute. We go electric
from ther Into Grand Central "
"I know all about that." said th
man with th big deal, - but I also
know me, end I m taking no
chances."
'Things r sure lo turn out bsd
unless you do your part You
mustn't fall me." ha continued. 'Aa
I sy. I know me. I U sal tie down
with a book and th best of Inten
tions, Then I II get bored end
thirsty nd Ml more lo th club
car.
"If I run true lo form, and for
M year I'v never failed. I'll be
hard to get along with by th tlm
they close th bar. If I should b
In th midst of this routine, or In
th srma of Morpheus superinduced
thereby, that's where you come In."
"I m to put you off at Harmon,
even If I hav to pour you off. Is
that It'" asked th porter.
Thst's right, Oeorgr. Thais ex
actly what your to do." and he
clinched the bargain with another
ten spot.
Confident that ht d make his It
grsnd appointment, th passenger
settled down to his routine, as he
called It. In due time everything
turned out precisely as he predicted.
H got crocked.
When he awakened he waa In
New York's Or no Central station.
Harmon wss behnd him up th
Hudson and his big desl was ions
to pot.
He dragged the porter Into th
presence of th Pullman boas
Orand Central. Ther he Is Id down
the law and proclaimed he'd sue the
company, the porter, the conductor,
th engineer end everybody con
nected with tht railroad.
He'd msde sn Ironclad contract
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Pullman
to be put off at Harmon and some
body wss going lo pay him llt.000
so hs said.
Alt th tlm he raved, th porter
wa silent. Pluslly the Pullman boas
asked the porter. "What hav you
got to ssy for yourself'"
"I think we should hsv a conlm'
off spell." said Ilia porter. "This
gemnun I awful mad."
"You bet I'm mad." said th gem
man. "I m th maddest man oa
earth, right now.'
"Oh, no. you Isn't." Insisted th
porter. "The maddest man on earth
right now is th man that I put off
at Harmon in his pyjsmas."
Another tired busliwe man, this
on from a small town, was making
hi first trip by Pullman. H dldn I
know th ropes but oeurmlntd h 4
learn them nd b regular.
To thla and he oonversed fraaly
with th agr-to-b-helpful porter,
Th passenger Inquired about tip.
ping What should h tip for thl
and that arrvtr. h wanted to know.
The porter expounded knowingly
on the subfert of tips. "I want 14)
tip verag-" ssld th traveler.
"Well, now, if you wsnt to tn
sv erase, thst's fine " ssld th porter.
"I didn't know you wsnted to g
thst high."
Then he proclaimed that th vr
a overnight lip for a Pullman f
porter was five dollars. Th llttl
fellow from th llttl town choked
t thought of such n expenditure,
but he wss gam and when h left
th train in th morning h
th porter a fiver
Th porter looked st It with fie
nd astonishment and said:
"I wsnt to congratulate you mister
from the bottom of my heart. You
la the first msn ever to reach
average "
V-5
ly GLEN I. INMAN
DeaplU all th ward rattling
that has been galng ) lately.
Arnold Tern bee. tha famoua
Malarias, aayl he doesn't think
there'll a shooting war foe
generation. That aa cheerful
aa a shaft f aunthln is a
eave. He la not optimistic enaugh
to a i pert Ratal t become a
"good neighbor," but n say
h doubt that they'd dare buck
ur production ability, nut don't
look for any sudden thaw In th
cold war. HUH. If the frigid
fracas contlnaea. M il be tip I
, th Western nations t prove
how saeeeaaful their way of llf
ran be , . . and that might
mean a better world for every
one. It's a great Idea.
A mockingbird In Mobile. Ala.
built her nest en a tenia wheel.
Owes sh want i start her
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