THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 194? HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON PACE SEVEV4 BOYLE'S COLUMN 'Frenchman Plus Car, And You Have Key To Character venlur l , I i hlil lht lrt ' -him ply hliili- ':- iJiea al 80 tri V ii nour. ' iriird all I . A U to lcrn j . I ; the daunt- a rhrww of I a. Br IIAI, HOYI.K NKW YOltK. ttV-understand Frenchman all ynu have to do la to take a rule with him in hu motor rar. , Afu-r tlv mllre jrou will knuw tlm pint ill Fraiit outer than If you had rkd a hundred histories. You will never eilslll aril III French short, or bellev Uiey are Uiroiiuli an nation. Kur the Frrlli hinall hasn't let the machine ale taka romam out ol hla lilt. Ilia . motor car Un'l Just an Instru ment lo rt hun somewhere el luiriilly. Ill a four-wheeled ad hula that leta 'Vl hi... nUv liluli. t M way cites at ou nillea an hour, I Irarllrd want about leas rln the French tin Hal rJovte other day In a rtda from Caen to Tarn. My fellow passengers war a, o el-Jeepmatea fioui Ul war days V-Oeor Mli'ka of th National nroeilcasUna- comiwny and Jack Thompson. Ilia Chicago Tribunal boarded military espert. Our Yoltur waa new liny model Renault. In Detroit factory II nun hi ba atepped on aa an ovaralae nxkroach. Uut the. little tara. which aril for ) U IW0 and get 60 milea In gallon of aa, art popular In franca. Wa three ahoa horned In with the driver but had aome trouble closing I lie door. It kept rebounding from Jack's beard, finally ha managed to twin hu head. Homeona oulalda quickly alammed Ilia dour, and wi wera off. There haa been no ride Ilka II a! nee Paul Kevera rode to apread the alarm and Hherldan galloped to Win cheater, 15 milea away. djM-ed Artist It turned out our driver ain't Jut a chauffeur. Ha waa Barney Oldfleld and Mir Malcolm Camp bell. II waa D Artagnan carrying a mesas for Ui queen. H w aa Roland, blowing hla horn at Honcew valles. Arid when hug trucks bora down on ua ha waa "Papa' Joffra, the Kork of Hie Marne. Dnwn Ilia road our lull car aped at loo kilometers an hour Ilka a mad riened watrrbug. Our driver drove Ilka a frenchman making lav or painting a picture with tip. artumc frenty. Wa erased tha handlebara of bk-yelea. and they peeled off to the right. Wa aklnned the paint off mnuir cara coming at ua. and they sheered off to tha left. "Anybody got a can opener lata ball out." aomeona ar reamed. Ttien wa got caught In a. aarle of traffic Jam. Llsrwhrr In tha world when ther la a traffic Jam, tha vehlclea com to a tangled halt, unable to move. Not on til road la Parti. The bigger tha Jam th faater It move. 1 fverytjody geara up and hundreds of cara gulng In oppoalt directions thread through each other In shift lug, weaving honking maue at 00 milrawn hour. "Hlopl haltl "low downl" we yelled. The driver turned, grinned, circled truck and picked up speed lly aoma miracle wg reached Ver. sallies, on the ouuklrta ol Paris. Aa suddenly aa It had erupted In frenty, traffic aviwed down to a gentle, 60 mile an hour crawl. It waa I lien we riluotererl our driver waa boiling mad. By geitui and phrase he let ua know .i. .1 seemed a truck had swerved Into Ins path without honking a horn. And ha was angry because ha hadn't crushed hradoti Into the truck to punish II. "A frenchman would rather get Into an accident If Justice la on Ins II wanted tha Americana to have a sl.le than avoid an accident and feel good lima. 1 ''"d not Insisted on his rights," After 111 third trafllc Jum I louna ;ne ssiu who ainuojr. nvuiir nuimhiine codicil to mv 1 hat la all anyone neeas to mow ill lllrks araa murmur Inn what I annul tne rrrniii epiru. n u ooiu Uaik to tie a prayer. Thompson a on to It even II It lanas mm in a beard waa turning a sllrnl blue. ditch. Judges Named ; For Bicycle Parade Event John Bandineyer, Cecil Kollrn born and Malcolm Epley will select Die winners and award the prizes In the Htcyt le Hafety parade to be held In Klamath Kails on Haturday June 2S, at 10 am. A difficult Job la anticipated for them by Howard Htroud of Mont gomery Ward and company, spon sors of the event. Stroud stated that entries have lieen coming In last, and the en thusiastic plans of th boys and urls indicate that th blk decora tion will be apectacular. Already ther are over 300 contestant for All The Comforts Of Home For Stars HOLLYWOOD, June 23 WV-All the comfort of horn soon will be in parade, and at least lot) mora j avallsabl to th Hollywood hoUhots who Ilka to do their fighting in public. A private barbershop, handy lor cosmetic repairs, la being added to Giro's, plushy ntghtxpot on tha Bun set Btrlp. Proprietor H. D. Hover also an nounced plans for a gymnasium and steam room Just the thing for , the boys whose floor records Indicate a little more training. t "Purely a matter ol convenience," explained Hover, a twinkle in his eye. Ther are approilmstely 343.00b Casolln stations now operating In in United States. Delaware law provide for man Ui be whipped It he la convicted ot beating hla wife. are expected before the deadline at IU a m. on Balurday. All contestants must register with Chuck Hmlin In tne sporting goods department of Warda store. Awarding of prlzea and speeches o" safe bicycle riding will be broad cast over a public address system liom the Judges atand on Tenth street between Main and Pine. Want Ads phoned to (111 before 11.30 a. m. appear the ssme day! l o Buy or Bell Use the Want Ads I BBS Don't Ba FAT! Ol. fltll OU TV" 4 fca-iU. fVlwt TaMtm hlp ftm tha tat) Tr"U i M RJ).Xbclf yotirtduc Tifce ID1 T.Mo" Wlen Nit. 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