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Today's Roundup
By MALCOLM EFLEY
THIS comment U Intended especially for Uie mem
ber of the Oregon highway commission, the
federal bureau of public roads, and the stale legis
lative Interim committee on highways which Is meet
ing In Klamath rails today:
There must be Immediate con
struction of proper base and sur
face for the Willamette highway
through the Cascade mountains.
Several of those who are here
for the meeting today came over
the Willamette highway, and they
know now of Its dangerously bad
condition in the mountain
stretches. It was a matter of fre
quent comment among the visitors
when they got together last eve
ning. The present condition of the
EPLET highway, which will re-occur
very winter until a fuU-scale Job Is undertaken
there, is not only dangerous. Inconvenient and un
pleasant for travelers, but is tremendously expensive
In the matter of maintenance.
It is foolish economy to let it go on. The federal
government has the responsibility for contracting for
this Job. It has delayed and postponed action. The
time 1 at hand for all Interested parties to insist
that tha project be undertaken.
Good Idea
LIEUTENANT JOHN a PARKE, whose siory about
the placement of Canby cross appeared in the
Saturday edition of this paper, was the forerunner
ex modern-day enthusiasts for historic site marking.
The lieutenant. In his own story about the Canby
marker, said that he did It so that in future times
there would be no argument about the exact location
of a notable Incident In the history of our country.
He did It well, and were it not for him, It is possible
that today we would not know exactly where the
Canby massacre occurred.
The same motives have led the Daughters of the
American Revolution, the American Pioneer Trails
association, the Klamath County Historical society,
toe state highway commission, and many other or
ganizations to undertake Important signing and
gi.riring programs. In our own area, pioneer work
along this line was done by the DAR, and other
organizations have more recently become Interested
In such efforts.
Knowing where important Incidents occurred in
other days adds tremendously to the Interest ot
string In or traveling through an area. The Canby
eros project started It in our country: others have
earned on. with Double progress in recent years.
Now Objective
INCIDENT ALLY, some thing occurred za connection
with the Canby cross story that give me an
opportunity to make a point about our news features
in The Herald and News.
A man called me up Saturday night about the
story. He did not identify himself, but said that he
was wondering at the purpose of carrying the Canby
roas story was to Influence the outcome of the issue
over whether Indians should make special payments
Jor the education of their children.
There was, of course, no such motive behind the
story, which was handled purely on an objective .
basis, X was a far-fetched Interpretation that our
friend placed on the story, but It shows how some
people must be suspicious of Just about everything
they read.
The Herald and News runs news features to inform,
sot to grind axes. Our purpose Is to present news.
Bot to exert some special Influence through news
presentation.
By GEORGE E. SOKOLSKT
MEN in a hurry undoubtedly are sure that they
can save the world by bread and steel But
what when the bread and steel are used up? UNRRA
poured money Into countries and there is not a thing
to allow for all the effort.
The question presents Itself: What is being done
any here for the minds and skills of men? What Is
being done to train for leadership in Uie future? Are
schools and colleges being rehabilitated: are appren
tices being trained for work at skilled trades?
UNESCO exists to do something about all this, but
UNESCO seems to be another ot those UN debating
societies which work out expensive budgets and hold
costly and prolonged meetings out of which come a
plethora of words. Something more direct and more
practical than UNESCO Is needed. Its 1R4D program,
as worked out at a conference In Mexico City In
November of 1M7. leaves one with the feeling thai
very little of a permanent nature ran be done by this
body. For instance, this Is what they set forth with
regard to training for leadership and skills:
"Approach the appropriate organs of the United
Nations and the specialised agencies In order to
ensure that in the development of reconstruction
plans, proper attention shall be paid to the needs ot
reconstruction In the educational, scientific, and cul
tural fields."
So What?
ONE almost says to that: "So what?" What Is
needed Immediately, say for a country like
Germany. Is the re-establishment of their formerly
magnificent system of trade schools. This is essential
not only because a generation is growing up without
skills and therefore without the ability to live an
independent ana productive life, but also as a re
sistant to communism, for youth thai Is hopeless,
without prospect and without opportunity, naturally
granules to a revolutionary movement.
UNESCO, even as late as Us 1948 program, urged
upon its director-general to "combine under a single
administrative head Uie activities ot the organization
in fundamental education and oilier forms of educa
tion, tor the purposes ot mutual strengthening of
these related activities and of closer coordination of
educational activities with all aspects of UNESCO's
programme."
Like so many UN organs, they fuss over organiza
tion, procedures, forms, investigations, the wording
of resolutions, but they fail to gel quickly to the
heart of the problem and the Job Itself. The heart
of the problem is how to restore schooling tor leader
ship in Europe and how to create the skills In a youth
that has been dispossessed by war. The Job Is to
rehabilitate schools.
Some of Uie ERP money could be used for this
purpose. For If one looks at Uie bookkeeping ot ERP,
what apparently will happen with most of Uie contri
bution will be that the United States will give com
modities to governments; these governments will sell
those commodities to their own people or elsewhere:
many of these sales will be to countries behind Uie
iron curtain, for there is not one word in ERP to
prevent that; each ERP country will deposit currency
in Its central banks equal to the Import value: that
fund is to be disposed ot by Joint decision for Uie
benefit of the country concerned. Nothing will be re
turned to the United States, in my opinion.
SIDE GLANCES
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MnmiiuiiimNMiiniiim.on, 4.12
"We won't be abls to get new car for months, to we're
visiting the neighbors it't better than just titling at
home!"
School Quota
WHY should not the administrator of ERP. Paul
Hoffman. Include In his contracts a quota for
the rehabilitation of trade and technical schools? No
provision in the act passed by congress forbids that.
Certainly as the intent ot Uie act Is to strengthen the
so-called democracies, nothing could more effectively
and permanently strengthen them.
In Germany, which is carried not by ERP but by
the war department, this is a matter of immediate
moment because Hitler exhausted both the leadership
and the skills of Germany; in Uie war years, Uie best
of the population was killed off, and since the war,
youth has been so torn by the frightful social and
economic conditions that It does not know which way
to turn. It often turns to revolution and communism.
To avoid wasting our bounty as Uie UNRRA funds
were wasted, such questions need to be settled now.
In advance, and not next year when the funds shall
perhaps have been dissipated.
The Doctor Says
Astigmatism Very Common
By EDWIN P. JORDAN, M. D.
Written for NEA Service
Astigmatism Is a condition of the
ye which makes It necessary for
many people to wear (lasses. Eye
specialists speak of several different
kinds of astigmatism. In all cases,
however, It is essentially a failure
to focus parallel rays of light enter
ing the eye.
In other words, these rsys of light
do not come together at the same
point in the back of the eye. For
this reason a person who has astig
matism sees things blurred, his
Image appears fuzzy and Irregular.
What causes astigmatism? Books
say that It Is usually congenital and
that there Is often an hereditary'
tendency. This means merely that
most people with astigmatism are
born with a certain shape of that
portion of the eye called Uie cornea
just as one Is born with big feet or
a big nose. However, it may some
times be acquired and come fron.
Inflammation, Injury or operation.
The problem for the correction of
astigmatism is to find out for each
eye Just what change there has
been In the curvature and which
plane is out of order. Then the lens
tor the glssses is prescribed.
The maker grinds the glass to
correct the planes which are in error
and to bring Uie parallel rays oi
light to a single focal point In Uie
back ot Uie eye. Thus the image of
what is seen again becomes clear
cut. Obviously, It takes a good deal of
skill and training to carry out Uie
studies necessary to tell Just what
is Uie matter and to prescribe what
type of glasses are needed to correct
Uie error. Special instruments are
required and In most cases, doctors
place a drop of atropine or some
thing like it in the eye. This causes
Uie pupil to become dilated and
helps make the examination more
accurate.
I
NOTE: Dr. Jordan is unable to
answer Individual questions f r o m j
readers. However, each day he will I
answer one of the most frequently
asked questions in his column.
THE DOCTOR ANSWERS
QUESTION: What is Uie cause of
failing hair at 35 years of age?
ANfiWER: There are a great
many conditions which can cause
hair to fall out. Many general in
fecUons, such as typhoid fever, in
fluenza or malaria, came It. A few
drugs can also cause It. There are
also local scalp conditions which
tend to lead toward loss of hair.
Northwest Men
Win Fellowships
NEW YORK. April 12 .VP)
Two
Northwest men are among Uie 112
winners of fellowship awards an
nounced today by the John Simon
Guggenheim Memorial foundation.
Dr. Robert Ward Lee per, associ
ate professor of psychology at the
University of Oregon, was one of
three psychologists awarded fellow
shirs. He will write a book on the
psychology of personality.
Dr. George Francis Oilman Sun
ley, professor of Canadian history
at the University of British Colum
bia, Vancouver. B. C, will make a
study of governmental policy.
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The Gallup Poll
Poll Shows Truman Losing
Much Ground
By GEORGE G.I.M'P
Director. Atnerlran Institute of
Pubtle Opinion
PRINCETON. N. J.. April 1J
Latest testing of voter sentiment
on the 1948 presidential campeinn
reveals dramatic changes in the
p o 1 1 1 leal for- S ,
IU11CS Dl ((IV
leading contend
ers. In a nation
wide poll com
pleted less thsn
a week ago the
American Insti
tute of Public
Opinion asked
t h o u s ands of
re p r e sentatlve
voters for whom
they would vote
in four "trial
heats." If the election were held
now.
The "trial heats" pitted President
Truman, democrat, sgainst Henry
A. Wallace, third party, and. re
spectivelv. Governor Thomas E.
Dewey. Harold E. Stassen. Senator
Arthur H. Vandfnberg and Oen
eral Douglas MacArthur, republi
cs ns.
Results of the poll may be sum
marized as follows:
1. Last January a similar insti
tute survev showed that President
Truman was then In a position to
win over all republican contenders
except General DwiKht E'senhower
who shortly withdrew from the
rare.
Today, three months later, the
situation facing democratic strate
eista Is almost eomnletelv reversed.
Their onlv avowed candidate is
now running behind four of the
leading renubllcan possibilities In
term of the nonnlnr vote.
2. The four OOP candidates are
runn'ng a tight race, the dlfferenre
In their margins over President
Tnirrtan being very narrow.
S. Despite Oovemor Dewevs poor
showing In the vital Wisconsin nrl
rcarles. last week, he enlovs a slight
advantage In the national noil over
his fellow-renubllran candidates.
Harold T. Sta.ssen. who undoubted
lv rained nrestlge by his smashing
victory In Wfscoasln. ties with Sen
ator Vandnberg for second place,
rlnselv followed by General Nfac
Arth'tr. 4. The lead of these four renub
llcans over President Truman Is so
substantial at the moment that the
th'rd-oartv candldacv of Mr. Wal
lace loses murh of Its tactical no
tencv. In the rase of Oovernor
Dcwev the margin over Truman
eomnletelv wines out the power of
Wallace to "throw" the election to
the renubllcan partv as far as the
popular vote Is concerned.
...
The auestlon asked In todav's noil
was the same In each "trial heat"
except for the name of the renub
llcan candidates. This Is the ques
tion: "If the presidential election
were being held todav. and Truman
were running for the presidency on
the democratic ticket against Dewev
on the renubllcan, ticket and against
Wallace on a third party ticket, how
Money Cache Burns
In Smokehouse Fire
MILLSTADT, 111.. April 12 IPi
Parmer Joseph Hobelman's smoke
house went up In smoke and 15000
In currency went with It.
After the fire the ashes of the
money were found In a tin box which
H slman had secreted In sn old
stove in the smokehouse.
Firemen wrote In their report:
Loss, building 1500: contents $5000.
Henley Garage
Now under
new manage
ment. No job
too large or
too small.
Jim Guerin, Owner
do you think you would vote for
Truman. Dewey or Wallace?
The vote:
Truman- Dewey- Wallace
Dewey 47';
Truman 38
Wallace 7
No opuUon 7
Trunun-Slassen-Wallace
Stasstn 44".
Truman 39
Wallace 7
No opinion 10
Truman-Vandrnberg-Wallace
Vaudenberg 44 "i
Truman 39
Wallace 7
No opinion 10
Truman-MacArthur-Wallace
MacArthur 44".
Truman 41
Wallace 7
No opinion 8
Todays results mirror nation
wide sentiment following several
events ot considerable political sig
nificance. They reflect voter re
action to President Truman a force
ful message to congress on military
preparedness. Uie administration's
about-face on Palestine partition.
General MacArthur s announce
ment of his candidacy, the civil
rights turmoil in the South, and
renewed talk of "drafting" General
Eisenhower.
An Institute poll, conducted be
tween March 8 and March 20. gave
the following results In a three-way
race between President Truman,
Wallace, and Senator Robert A.
Taft:
Truman 43't
Taft 36
Wallace 9
No opinion 12
Future surveys will bring Uie
trend of this race up to date with
those of other leading republican
candidates.
...
President Truman once before
was in an unfavorable position as
far as popular support was con
cerned, but was able to stage a
dramatic comeback. His popularity
with voters reached a low point
Just before the November, 1946,
elections and climbed rapidly In the
early months of 1947 where It lev
eled off. That he was able to come
back once gives the basis of hope
to Truman's supporters that he may
be able to weather the new re
versal. Another bright spot In democratic
skies Is widespread public approval
for the administration's European
recovery plan and the popularity of
the president's chief cabinet officer,
Secretary of State George C. Mar
shall. Should the International situation
become more acut, many voters
probably would not want to do any
horse changing In the middle of the
stream, Just as in the case of Presi
dent Roosevelt's bid for reelection
In 1940 and 1944.
The World
Today
tli UK WITT MACKK.N.IR
AP roreisn Affairs Anal) it
Boyle's Column
Sometimes It Seems You
Just Can't Win A Point
O.Will Motk.nilt
Bomcllmrs It does seem as though
mil' cunuiiikcroiu old world bad
reversed Itself and was spinning us
back Into the middle ages.
Willi toliilitnriiuilMii perched like
a carrion crow on the bucks of
many stricken countries, we now
have the iinliuppy spectacle of Uie
tlnltift Niitlnn.
con fcrence on f
' '. ii u, in
fo r in a lion at
Geneva adopt
ing a resolution
in fuvor of ier-
nilttlng govern
ment subsidies
for nat total
news agencies.
A subsidised
press Is a
hitckled press.
Kovlrl Vole
To be sure.
only 'J I of the some half hundred
delegations vutrd, Uie result being
16 to 6 In favor ot Uie resolution.
Both the United Slates and Ku.v,lu
voted ugauiM it, though just why
tile Muscovites should otmosc it
Isn't clear, since Uie press In their
country Is ruled Willi an Iron hand.
Of course tile resolutlun curries no
authority and is merely an exprrs
iion of opinion, but unfortunately
II does represent retrogression.
There Is no such tiling as a sub
sidised imllituul news ugrncy In the I
United Stiuet, but during muuy 1
yenrs of iicummimt wurk abroad
I've encountered plenty of them. In
fuel, the free agencies have been ;
the exception to the rule. !
Governments don't suUMdlre news ;
agruclrs for purely altruistic rcu- ,
sons, and the niliiuie an agency
accepts such a gratuity it ipso facto
commits lurlf to serve the donor. '
True, the government may not be
exacting in Its demands for space
and may allow the agency a free
hand with news in winch the state
isn't concerned. Dm where the gov
ernment has a special Interest It
will suinoii reporters from Uie agen
cy and hand litem such "news ' as
otllcialdoiu wishes circulated for
pfopuguiida value. Frequently, loo.
the government will suppress news
which it doesn t wish published.
Complications
Then theic arc peculiar compli
cations hi countries thai have con
stitutions under which governments
can be kicked out of ollice si any
tune by an adverse majority in
parliament. The uuldied agency I
has to change Uie color of lis news, !
like a chameleon on a variegated !
wall, to suit the hue of the new gov- j
eminent.
Subsidy Is a dolled-up term lor
a bribe. If an ludtviduiil news
paperman were given inuiiry to
publish propaganda, that would be
a bribe und 1 ve heard of offers as
high as S400.000 being rejected i. If
a national agency Is given money
by a guveruiiieut. it's a subsidy. But
from where I sit they look as much
alike as two peas lu a pod.
II A i. novi.K
Myrtle Creek Mill
Union Vote Slated
HOSEUUHG, April 11 ov-Workers
at Uie sawmill and plywoou
plants of the Fir Manutacturing
company operation al Myrtle Creek
will vole April 22 or 23 on wheUier
Uie AKL or CIO unions will handle
their wage bargaining.
The mill now has a contract with
the AFL Lumber and Sawmill
Workers union, but Uie CIO Inter
national Woodworkers of America
claims to have a majority in the
plywood mill.
Eugene Miller, Roseburg, business
agent for the CIO union, says the
AFL made a contract for the ply
wood plant before It was completed
and placed In operation last year.
The mill. Idle became of a log
shoruige. Is due to reopen April 19.
The company Is a subsidiary of the
Wheeler-Osgood company, Tucoma.
WHY BE FAT
Eat plenty, lose
weight with doctor'
new food candy
Havf a mart alrrvirr. (Tarrful ff
are. No rif mini. Nolaiaiive
No rlmte. VrV 1 1 )i im,il AYIfl
Cardr I1n ynudnti'l cut out any
mrala.aljtrclir., (ml a tor, mrili'ir
rurfT. Y'tu aifnuly tjikc AVIiS
liffoft rival hrh t)loniatif
ailjr curtia tlx? pfuMU. fVaull
ta ynu m Iran fui Insw writ: I it.
AHSOI UTKI.Y MAMMI.KSSf NO DIKTINGI
PROOF FOSITIVKI Kminnl phyilrlari-auprrvia'.-
clinical r and rr-," qutt and
vtte lnv nli ovtf KXJ AYLft Ufria. WHY
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CM AYliS Today. Only 12 19 for a full
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nrl. You imr rri(rit far yiu rrxitv-y rrlur)nr1
on the yrry first bn. Come in. plion or wtiI,
Carrln'a for Draft, Wacfanar'i Phey.
anf Ltadlnf lpt.. Ilrui and II nil lb
Food Itorva
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Th. N. Y. Dromo
HAGAR WILDE'S
m
"MADE in HEAVEN"
1 ' s..v Cost
With An All-Broodwoy
Tuesday. April
MJHS AUDITORIUM
8 o'Clock
. $2 50, to
TW2 5 20-30 c,ub-
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Inc.
fit HAL IIOVI.IC
NKW YOHK. April 1J i'i r.vcr
gel Hied of hearing friend wife say
accusingly:
"1 silent the whole afternoon In
the beauty shop slid you didn't even
nollre the dlfforenre?"
Sure you have. What did you do
aooui 117 NOIII-
mg. of course.
Kver have the
same Incompar
able creature
ask you as you
started off to
work :
"Why do you
keep trying to
give your boss
the impression
you are the bot
tom sack In the
laundry truck?
Of course you
have. What did you do nbout It?
Again nothing, l.lslen lo the tale of
a man who did try:
One day this week as I lunged
lovvurd Uie door after breakfast lo
catch Uie 8:21 ' a. m., bus, I mum
bled at Frames:
"How I look, honey? Okay?"
"buie, just like lluahmau as
usual." she said.
"Who's llushman?" t asked as I
sprinted out the door.
"Thai Chicago fashion pliile you
uy to liullntr," .he said.
Outlook All Aie
It was only after I itul on the
bus that 1 murniberetl who Hiish
iiiiiii Is. lies the famous gorilla nt
the Lincoln park roo. That made
me mad. Hn I thought t would
show her. I figured I could outliKik
any aie.
I lot off the bus at the (Vand
Central Pilme where some "n ooo
beauty parlor operators are stnslng
the Inteninllonal beauty show I
iouied into a men's anion ami
found Haul Mem. a makeup artin
and hair stylist.
"Olve me the whole menu." I said,
"from soup to nuts '
"Thot means." he anld. "a haircut
manicure, shampoo, shave, mud
pnek. tonic, sunlnmi) treatment,
shoe shine and a cold iiermniem
wave."
That slowed me up.
"I don't know about thst mud.
park and permanent wave buMiieu "
I hesitated.
"Don't be foolKh." he said The
mudpark will take (he office oot
and grime from your skin and leave
It glowing like a baby viir hair
is getting ihln on top. The wave
will make It look like vmi got iw'rc
as murh hair. A lot of rt-,tier
are getting mudnark treatments and
permanent waves nowndavi"
"What did you do in the war
Saul?"
"I wa. In the Infantry." he said
I felt belter.
"Okay, dniighfoot, plow ahead
Comment Made
Well, T didn't mind u so murh
except when s lady came by and
watched Saul pul on the curlers tor
Uie wave and said. "My, I could
never get my husband lo do that "
Another lady walked past and yoo- I
liooed, "Oil, you grsnt big bsautlfsg
doll."
Hires hours after I climbed lilt
the chair 1 stepped forth a new arte
changed "inn. That a what Saul In
sisted. "Yuu've got the new masculine
took all ilghl," he oasiusd ma.
That evening 1 wont home all set
lo suipris Fiances with my new
ullia-liialn glnlilur.
"Hull think 1 look like your pal
Uuitliiuiiii?" 1 asked, giving her a
full view of my inudpnrk-soflened
profile.
Hhe lookrd nic over critically,
"No." she said. "Ilunlimiiu doesn't
wear a suit that needs pressing like
you do."
How can you win?
statu;
My JOY llll.l.H
A HH-ullar burled treasure stierds
ctipld's arrow on the I'olnl Hubllms
program tonight nl o'clock. Al
(he siunn lime Is l.el Ororge Do It
on another network.
Tills Is the night too for Mr.
President -and Ills renivnariau sec
retary. Miss Huhrall. The poor oid
thing sounds pretty spry for having
served so maiiv presidents.
The l one Kangrr and the Cisco
Kid are still rhuslng the badn
all over the airwaves, and
come on at niiiereni times, so you
ran henr both of them, although
they are iHrrrreiu ueiwnrks.
. Cisco,
ladmeti'Sp
Ihtr'
This Is Adventure Is always good
listening and i e should think would
niiike Ihe Coast (luard sound more
attractive llian the Army or Navy
lo young eligible men.
...
Klloun as uullc. a guilgeller. Wet
Cliulrrian of the camera eye was
taking s ribbing about all the eitraa
on his brand new. firmament blue
rar Saturday "Whv. If someone of
fered you a fountain ien Hint dis
pensed hot-ili, you'd buy HI" be
was told.
"Where Is Ihe fountain pen, whose
gol II?" Wes asked eagerly.
...
Why doesn't somrone dig out the
legend of the Hiren of the Sheep
Itange and send It In to House of
Mystery for Hogrr Fllloil m build
a slory around, we wonder There's
quite a stnrv abotu It among sheep
men around here
...
And lluw about the blue flam
holering over Ihr peal bogs In this
region and Mare's Fjtg lake for un
real reullllea on Commander Scott i
Romance of Uie Highaaya?
J. L. DEAN
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and Auditor
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