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HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
MONDAY, JAN. 3, 194B
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MAOICAl MUSICALI
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DENNIS MORGAN
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Watch For
"Duel Th, Sun'
Start Jan. 18th
Jaycees Set
For Election
Of Officers
Service Club Programs
Junior chamber of commerce,
Monday 8:30 p.' m. Wlnema hotel.
Lions club, Tuesday noon. Wll
lard hotel.
20-30 club. Tuesday 7 p. m.
Willard hotel.
Soroptimlst club. Thursday
noon. Pelican cale.
Rotary club, Friday noon. Wil
lard hotel.
Kiwanis club. Saturday 6:30
p. m. Willard.
Airmen Rescued In Alcska B29 Crash
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Hatlntr. Ually .1 l:M P. M.
tv. 6:I4-:M P. M.
NOW
"HER HUSBAND'S
AFFAIRS"
Franchot Tone
Lucille Ball
Edward Everett Horton
riark Gable Vivian Leigh
Gone S? Wind1
In Color by Technicolor
One Full Week
Starting January 11th
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MMIHW v
ENDS TODAY
In. Shan CIS-.. T. M.
Car? Grant - Jhi Arthnr
"ONLY ANGELS HAVE
WINGS" Also
"ADAM HAD 4 SONS"
1 First meetings of the year for most
of the clubs will be devoted to bus
iness, elections and installations of
officers.
Jaycees will hold election and the
20-30 club installation with Pete
Green as the new president. Bob
Hall as first vice president, Rex
Rogers, second vice president.
The Kiwanis installation party at
the Willard will be held Saturday
i evening and there will be no Thurs
day meeting. Refreshments at 6:30
p. m.. dinner at 8. Mike Houser
will be general chairman in charge
of arrangements with John Houston
as toasunaster. Ted Reeves is the
incoming president and Jack Schulze
' is vice president.
Soroptimists will have a business
meeting and no program.
A financial summary of 1947 and
the financial outlook for 1948 will
, probably be the topic of Mitchell
I Tillotson, manager of the First
National bank, in his address to the
Lions club.
Frank Eberlein of the Klamath
club will talk on "Rotary Informa-
I tion" at the week's Rotary meeting.
TOMORROW
AND WEDNESDAY
j$ojtai.Mn.e
HYGIENE PRODUCTIONS
presents
ALL-STAR HOLLYWOOD CAST
.'MWaWfa
ENDS TODAY .
B.b.rt Y.anf in
They Won't Believe Me"
an
Jon Hall in
"Last of The Red Men"
Continuoui Shows
Daily From 12:30 P. M.
TOMORROW
Adults Only!
Actually Filmed
In "Ball."
ISLE OF
EXOTIC
WOMEN!
"Sins Of
New Classes
At OVS Open
Two new classes opening this
morning at the Oregon Vocational
school were jammed with students.
Registration opened In a clock and
watch repair class under D. D. Shel
don, and another in medical tech
nology with Charles Martin as In
structor. Regular classes resumed today fol
lowing a vacation over the holidays.
The campus movie theatre will have
its first showing tonight, with other
movies slated for every Monday
night
OVS equipment was clearing snow
most of today from streets on the
campus, covered with a heavy snow
on Sunday. The Old Fort road was
bladed by county equipment today.
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Rifle Fired
In Play Kills
KKATTl.K, Jan. 5 i A l:l-yciii'-olil
luiiiquiill boy Wat. wounded fa
tally Siituidiiy by a allot from n rule
wltii which lie and a youiuter broth,
er wcro playing near their home
The victim wan Wayne Muirla.
son of Mr. and Mln. David R. Mor
ris both of whom were reported bv
a neighbor to h.vvo bren at their
Jobs In Ftentlle at the time of the
tragedy.
Mr. and Mrs. Ila'iy Woods, tvhn
live an eighth of a mile away, said
tin wounded boy Mumbled liKo '
their home at 10 r. in., clutchlni
1 1 1 r- chest, and rrlrd:
"Dick shot mel" Dick is his 7-ynir-old
brother.
The Woods rushed the boy to Is
siKliiah but were unable to find a
doctor. He died in an ambulance
en mute to Seattle
Basin Students
Mako Honor Roll
I'Vur Klmmilli bu.Hlu ielilenl,
three men nml mil. almlenta "I
Houtliein Oiemin inlleite. Iiiudo Hie
honor roll liming Die fl ''
uiliiliiliiK n Miulght "4" guide iioliil
iivi'iiiue.
Waller Kuoter of Keuo wii.i one
of lour mudenls Hint made III"
cIihiiiimI clielc. Two olliein, Ken
nel h HiiiiInIiuw of llnimnwi, llli'linnl
llliks and t'uryl Vniiitriwnll nl
Kluiiiiilh Kulln niiide (lie honor list
with a itr.ule point average of 3d
or belter while riirryln a remilnr
lllllillllllin Mllilv lonil nl ill Irani I'J
houis. Twenly-elitlit Mmleiita lliiiile
this list. ri'iiHentlng live per rent
of the ntuilciil biHiy.
OI'ITH
ItDHI'.'lllHtd, Jim, B ll't Aiiolher
city piillirliiaii has roalgurd III Ilia
leoiminlmlloii of th" department"
under new Olilrf of I'oltca (Jalvln
llulid, liiinier liquor eominhalon
uiient at Kliuimth l'nlla,
City Manager M. W. rllnkaril aald
I'olii'e Desk Hgt, William II, llpham
hail realgiieil, tlm aeeoiid officer In
quit. Patrolman Hubert Tracy re
nlKiiril earlier.
Turn those nn-liiuger.tited ar
ll Ira Into raah nnwl Herald and
News Want Ada ar Inexpenalvt and
tiring quick reaulta.
Arrowhead
Collection Stolen
An arrowhead collection coiiuuii.
lug some 160 pieces was reported
stolen earlier this week from a cabin
on the east aide of Upper Klamulli
lake owned by Mrs. Wayne Croth
era. Si 60 White.
D puty Sheriff Marlon J. Haines
said that the prowler had rtpied
the arrowheads from their mount
ings on the walls of the cabin.
Ho Was There,
Under The House
I'OHTl.ANI). Jiill 5 111 PiilUo
were very akrptinil when called to
the home or llcncvicvc Kiiilth and
toll Hiriv was man under hrr
house.
Hut they lliiiile a routine check -iiiul
found she i light, anesllng
a vagrant who had curled up under
the rioorlhg for an early morning
snooze.
JANUARY
CLEARANCE
Boy
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Wool Suifi
Wool Bloicn
Wlndproof Suili
Two-Piect
Jodhpur Soli
Girls'-
Have yuu litcreriard mir fire In
aunime In the lul t yeura.? If
not, give II your Immrdlate atten
tion. See lliina Norland fur adiirr.
I'!.1 N. Dili St. I'llime tiOHO.
Only the tail section and pieces of burned wreckage (topi remained after an army H;9 crashed 9.1
miles north of Nome while on a training flight, but It was home to six of eight fllrra aboard for a week
until two daring Alaska bush pilots in small planes made their rescue. Below one of the filers is being
helped to one of the rescue planes. These pictures were made by Bud Klrhter. Nome photographer who
accompanied the rescue planes, in 30 to 40 degree below sera weather. The pictures were then flown lo
Seattle.
NEW nWNK.K
PORTLAND. Jilll. 5 il'i Store
Properties. Inc.. l,oi Angeles, Is the
new owner of the Oregonlnu build
lug here. The pure was IHWi.ooo.
Sule of Uic nine-story bulldluK
was announced today by (he nrws
paper, which Is to move to a new
building, now nearlng completion.
PILES
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OR. E. M. MARSHA
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N. 1th l:,iiwh. Itir.lia Midi
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Two-Pioc
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Two-Pioct
Values fo
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619 Main
Phono 5497.
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Cancer Specialist
Trip Still Mystery
STOCKHOLM, Jan. s IPi A can
cer specialist's mysterious trip to
Moscow remained mysterious today.
An assistant said Dr. Elis Berven
had taken along a set of special in
struments "because he thought they
might not be available In Russia."
The assistant. Dr. Sven Hultbcrg,
related:
"He told us he had been tele
graphically summoned by four Rus
sian colleagues for an urgent con
sultation and had to leave Immedi
ately. He left a lot of work behind
him."'
Dr. Berven left Saturday, saying
he did not know his patient's name.
Bridge Builders Race Stork
In Marion County Washout
ESTATE
PORTLAND. Jan. 6 i.Vi-Aii es
sti.te of approximately 100 000 was
If fl by Ambrose M. Cronln Jr., killed
hi the Journal helicopter crash
here December 31.
His will, admitted to probate yes
terday, named his widow as executrix.
AUTHORIZED
Among the Bantus of South
Africa, the women by custom do the
farming and a Bantu male who
fanned his own land would be re
garded as mad by his neighbors.
Boyle's Column
Circus Saints And Sinners
Club Punctures Speakers
Unbelievable
An Island
Dominated
By Women!
"She
Devil's
Island"
Adults Only!
By HALE BOYLE
NEW YORK, Jan. Slfl - One of
the more grisly ways to put yourself
to sleep in America Is to count the
sodden cliches made by long-winded
after-dinner speakers.
There is an organization here,
however, which is doing something
to give audiences their revenge.
It is the Circus Saints and Sin
ners society. This unique club re
verses the usual procedure by mak
ing the guest of honor the "fall
guy" of its monthly meetings. And
it has become so popular ' that
celebrities angle for a chance to en
dure the two-hour program of
pranks and ridicule that wins them
a lifetime membership.
The society began this way: "
In 1931 P. Darius Benham, a news
paperman, complained to friends in
Sardi's about the boredom of ban
quets at which the honored guest
was always feted and Inflated.
"A club where we kidded him
would be more fun," he said. "We
could deflate a guy and make him
like it. The bigger a guy he is the
better he'd like it."
Thin Skinned
His friends thought most celebri
ties too thin-skinned to go for the
treatment, but agreed to a club if
he could find a "fall guy."
Leaving the restaurant, Benham
bumped into Count Felix von Luck
ner, famous lecturer and daring
German sea raider of the First
World War. Von Luckner readily
agreed to be first guinea pig.
The society was organized with
17 circus fans as members pledged
to raise funds to befriend impov
erished old circus troupers.
"For four years we had tough go
ing, and then the thing caught on,"
Benham said. Now the club Is re
stricted to 650 members prominent
businessmen, artists, actors, writers
and others and has a long waiting
list.
Among those initiated have been
nine cabinet members, 15 congress
men and senators, several gover
nors, and sports figures such as
Babe Ruth and Jack Dempsey.
The club's president, former Gov.
Harold O. Hoffman of New Jersey,
sets the tempo of the meeting by
setting off firecrackers and banging
away with a blank pistol instead of
a gavel.
After undergoing a long ribbing
in a series of scathing stage skits
that parody his career, the speaker
is given a chance to reply but is
warned :
Know Better
"You ought to know better now
than to try to give this crowd your
usual malarkey, but if you don't".
The warning Is enough to restrain
any sleep-Inducing oratorical flights.
One of the most laughable skits
was presented at the Initiation of
Oen. Dwlght Elsenhower. The spec
tral figure of Oen. U. 8. Grant ap
peared and announced he had come
to give Elsenhower "Just one word
of advice."
The word was: "Don'tl"
Hoffman said the society had
raised "thousands of dollars and
helped hundreds of old circus troup
ers who have no one else to turn
to." Recently Jesse Jones, former
secretary of commerce, gave $1000
to the fund.
On occasion the "fall guy" has
turned the tables. Comedian Joe
Cook did it by announcing he was
going to read "Anthony Adverse."
Nobody left at first waiting tor
Cook to give with the laughs. But
after he had read on dead-pan tor
two hours, they got the idea.
The only celebrity who ever lost
his temper was the late Hugh S.
Johnson, former NRA administra
tor. "He was wearing a new white
summer suit." laughed Hoffman.
"And somebody handed him a live
goose painted blue to resemble the
NRA eagle. Unfortunately, the paint
hadn't dried."
SALEM. Jan. 5 OPi Marlon coun
ty bridge construction crews raced
the stork today In building a new
bridge across the Little North Fork
of the Santiam river. 37 miles
southeast of Salem.
Three expectant mothers are
among the scores of loggers and
ranchers who were marooned last
Tuesday when the old wooden
bridge on the Elkhorn road col
lapsed under the weight of a log
ging truck.
County engineering officials said
they hope to have the new bridge
In place by Tuesday night. It is a
Bailey bridge, a steel prefabricated
structure which gained fame in
World War II. The bridge was
loaned to the county by the state
highway commission, which keeps 't
on hand for such emergencies. It
was hauled in trucks to the moun
tainous site.
The crews worked all day Sun
day. Supplies were carried to some
families in a rubber boat.
The stranded families' only other
route to civilization is by way of a
dirt road which Is almost impas
sable this time of year. No preg
nant woman could use It. The three
women are expecting their babies
in a few days.
The road goes north Into the
mountains from Mehania. which is
on the North Santiam highway. Ex
tensive logging operations now are
under w-ay along the ruute.
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1 OWN PRESENTS "MESSIAH"
Lindsborg, Kansas, Is famous all
over the United Slates for Its Easter
festival and singing of "The Mes
siah." Each yenr the townspeople
present Handel's "Messiah." with
great artists Imported for solo
parts.
J. L. DEAN
Public Accountant
and Auditor
New Office Location
306 North 7lh Nt.
Phone 9346
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CONGRATULATIONS...
To the far-sighted, sports-minded Klamath men who are
sponsoring the movement of Klamath Falls into organ
ized baseball. Here's hoping their efforts are rewarded
. . . and that a Klamath team takes the field this spring.
It is a definite step toward a greater
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700 Main Street
Phone 3151