SATURDAY, AUCUST 2, 1947
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" By MALCOLM EPLEV
T. CONTRARY to some report, the Klanialh County
chamber of commerce Is not on record as etther
nnnoslni the proposed liquidation ot the
Klamath Indian reservation mo
' issue that will be In the spotlight
i here this month with a cungres
l lional bearing slated in Klaniaih
Palls andor the Agency on a
1222, the liquidation bill.
1 The matter has come to the
" chamber's attention on a number
' o( occasions, over a period ot
several years. The civic organ!
: tatlon's positive action In con
V election with it was to favor an
Investigation which would clarify
r the many implications ot the
' ,vKai That la still the cham-
' ber's policy with respect to this matter, ana mat
policy was re-confirmed at this week's session of
the chamber directors.
The forthcoming hearing, to be conducted by the
senate public lands committee. Is a major Invest!
: gatory procedure. Out of the hearing should come
' much of the information that fair-minded people
want before they make up their minds on this highly
, important Issue.
,
' Problem
PROBABLY the chamber directors, like many
others, are willing to face the issue rather than
straddle it, but they want to know all the facts
t and all the probable consequences so far as It is
'. possible to learn them, before they declare them-.-
selves.
Further, there Is inevitably a pendency on the
part ot all non-reservation people to look upon this
' as first of all a matter of concern to the Indians
' themselves. The bearings should help the Indians
. to an ultimate decision which will Influence outside
thinking. For the present, a majority of the In
dians, as least so far as tribal council action is
concerned, are opposed. Whether the hearings will
" change this opinion remains to be seen.
' This department believes strongly that liquidation
',' of the reservation must come, sooner or later. The
"' present system cannot be continued indefinitely. The
.-'issue, as we see It, i not whether liquidation is
' advisable, but how soon It should be undertaken.
a
""Two Views r . ... .
THOSE Indian vho favor the proposed legislation
strongly believe that the soouer It is done, the
better it will be for the Indians, because they will
still have assets on which to go out "on their own."
Their contention is based on the theory that under
the present system, those assets are being steadily
dissipated.
The tribal business committee (In a statement
that was approved this week by the tribal council)
contends that it may be another generation or two
before the Indians will be prepared to undertake
GM Prices
To Be Hiked
i DETROIT, Aug. 2 UP) General
Motors corporation today announced
a two to six' per cent increase in the
list prices of all passenger cars ef
fective Immediately.
"Price adjustments on specific
models and body styles will be es
tablished individually by the di
visions involved," the announcement
said.
raAmai nnirlr nldsmobile. Pon-
'tiac and Chevrolet passenger cars!
were aliectea.
- President C E. Wilson said the
company's first general price boost
since last November was necessitated
because "Increased costs of both la
bor and materials are now too great
SATURDAY EV
AUG. 2
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tne responsibilities that go with liquidation ot their
reservation. It says that there Is need for Indians
developing both morally and financially to assume
this responsibility, and aays It is the governments
duty to help the Indians in that preparation,
Those are the two viewpoints coming from the
reservation.
12.400 MATERNITY CASES AUTHORIZED Head
line in Oregon Slate Board of Health Bulletin. Isnt
that carrying this bureaucracy business a bit too far?
" July, as most ot us had guessed. Is shown by
weather bureau records to have been unusually cool
What we want the weather bureau to do now Is to
continue that sort of thing through August.
MALCOLM EPUEV
Managlnf Cdilor
coafros.
The World Today
Br Dewmr msckenzie
Associated Fret Foreign Affairs Analyst
BRITAIN'S economic crisis has reached a point ol
such gravity that the harrassed socialist govern
ment Is preparing to Inaugurate extreme remedial
action forthwith.
We get a measure of the seriousness of the situa
tion in the forecast that there will be further large
scale slashes in the country's already scanty food
rations. Such a move would represent pretty close to
a last-ditch stand, since John Bull's once expansive
girth long ago gave way to leanness under war-time
food shortages.
This and other drastic action Is expected to be
announced in the house of commons next Wednesday
when Prime Minister Attlee presents the program for
grappling with one ot the greatest problems any
British government has had to face. The public
knows also that the nation's armed strength Is to
be cut, that the general standard of living Is to be
scaled down and that labor will be asked to work
longer hours.
Thus far the hard-hit populace has taken the reve
lations In stride. The conservative Yorkshire Post,
owned by former Foreign Minister Anthony Eden's
family, has this to say about its friend the political
enemy:
Time For Step
1 1 IT is high time that they (the government) took
this step, though it will mean a still more
austere way of life for everyone. We are eagerly
waiting to see the government take bold steps to
appeal to the nation's patriotism and self-respect,"
All these facts, and more, have been widely adver
tised by authoritative sources, which would seem
to indicate that the government wants as much
publicity as possible. One obvious reason Is that the
British public must be prepared to meet the
emergency. However, I think we are safe in saying
the thing- cuts a lot deeper, and that Prime Minister
Attlee and his cabinet are exceedingly anxious to
register the facts In America, to whom they are look
ing far further substantial help.
The $3,750,000,000 which the United States loaned
to Britain is running out like the sands of an hour
glass far faster than anyone bad dreamed would
happen. These dollars now reduced to Jl.000.000.
000 may be gone by autumn or a little later, and the
mrhii plan for European rehabilitation won't be
come effective soon enough to help London meet this
shortage:
British official quarters say London Is asking
Washington to relax further the terms of the loan
agreement. England wants a change In the clause
which prevents her from Increasing Imports from
her dominions at the expense of imports from the
United States. The point of this is that Britain
can pay for food and other supplies from the domin
ions with English money (pounds sterling) whereas
. she must pay. tor purchases in America with dollars.
EFLET
for General Motors to possibly ab
sorb through improved processing
and the use ot better machines and
tools, or from any potential increase
In volume." .
He cited what he termed a 12 per
cent increase in labor costs because;
of April's wage agreement with tne
CIO United Auto Workers, as well
as rising costs of steel, pig Iron and
other materials.
Pollen Conditions
To Be Studied
SEATTLE. Aug. 2 P A study of
pollen conditions in the national
parks ot Washington and Oregon
will be made by O. C. Durham of
the Abbott laboratories. Chicago,
who believes they are a safe refuge
for hay fever victims. Durham will
st end three days at Rainier national
park, two days in the Olympic park
and then go to Crater lake in Oregon.
RADIO PIlOtillAMS
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Cafe Asks Stop
To Picketing
PORTLAND. Aug. 2 W The
first test of Oregon's new labor law
was In prospect here today with a
coffee shop asking an Injunction to
stop labor unions from picketing.
The case was brougnt oy tne
Whistlln' Pig coffee shop against
the AFL cafeteria women's local,
the cooks and assistants local, the
waiters union, the bartenders union
an the Oregon state culinary al
liance. The pickets were posted because
the restaurant did not employ un
ion help. The coffee shop said Its
employes voted unanimously that
no labor dispute existed. The new
Oregon law makes such elections
binding tor a year.
A recent navy department letter
states that all active service will
count on retirement on 20 years
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"The only thing wrong with you is that you've been
pushing yourself too hard!"
STATIC
By VAN HE.MERT
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SuDDOrung herself primly on a
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studio prop rope U ia radio actress
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has little to say so we will Just nav
to euess the name ot the program on
which she may be nearo. now ever. ,
guessing Is not my forte, and besides j
I'm tired,- so I'll leave It. up to
you.
Last night two lucky people "broke
Uie bank" for approximately S7440. 1
failed to remember their names, but
it seems they were school teachers.
To make it even better, they were
enjoying their 41st wedding anni
versary last night. At last someone
really deserving has managed to win
the money on one of those give-away
programs and I tor one was mighty
glad to hear it.
Here Is the third And final reaMiu
for my not featuring soap operas.
If you read the Uat two columns
you probably have an Idea what
coming. The first reason stemmed
from the futility of plugging these
15 minute classics as the audiences
were more or less constant, unvary
ing. The second showed ithat spon
sors do not put out blurbs on this
tvoe of program, so where would 1
set my material? It should be clear
the only way to get the imormation
would be for me to listen to these
things myself and this I refuse to
do. Thus the lost and final reason
Is my own reluctance to submit to
the barbarity of these modern men
tal torture racks. I would really ap
preciate the other side of tnls story.
Would someone care to put In a good
word for soap operas?
...
No doubt some of you will arise
tomorrow morning to hear the 8
a. m. program, "Fine Arts Quartet,"
which I mentioned yesterday. Well,
your day needn't end there. Don't
get back In that bed. At 9:15 a. m.
the program, "8unday Strings," will
be broadcast. This half-hour spot
will feature the "Turkish March"
and the "Chorus of Dervishes" from
Beethoven's "Ruins of Athens." The
station Is KFLW. The day Is Sun
day, so keep your radio low, you
may be my neighbor and I need my
sleep.
Rc-enllstment of chief petty offi
cers In the navy Is more than 72
per cent of enrollment. Why? These
men know security when they see It.
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State Police
End School
The first group of rookie stale We Mf , omie f eVery fawn. Jorny cr American will resist corn
patrolmen to attend r'asses at Ore- i buck and doe. : uiunisin lieie. Aa I once said. "A
gon Vocational school are finishing I More creatures come cautiously i urad man l better than a slave."
up today, taking final exams on Uie ! '" m?un,2!"W!;.Ml,. 1 " h" w ,01,m;",u,nI,J
,. ,,, ,,,,. Carrying hue antlers with dignity (r ,0vcrnment. wo will do so. II
bookwork and practical training n(l pm) ; hM o Iwopl1 r0 MM BIlU
which hns been shot at them roptd-, A whole herd ot deer have gathered wc , ouli u,().w rrmitifiliig will
(ire (or the past three weeks. ; Bmi come to see 14v, freedom and It will have been
Sgt. Jerry Cochrun. NCO In Who Uie intruders Into their home- , wtll, Au mu,t ,,0 i u t uie
charge ot the school, said that the ! land can be. I lighting tor the right It Is Uio right
class has been very successful and i They Jump over our tables, lick I mmg.
that the state police service was ; dishes and pans. I -inlk about Kiuola being imposed
getting a hlgh-callber group of re-' Pull down our dish towels and knock j u(01) numfiie. H she nut the
emits from the Initial school. over waler cans. VCU) uie U. N ? Sim Uirows a
Fifty-four men make up the cur-
rent student body. Another group
wil be In lo start school August 10.
The examinations being given to-1
day are pretty stiff. Cochran said. !
Th vrfliltna wnn'l h nn (nllB i
basts o( comparative marks, but
there will be just two grades. Either
a man passes on he (alls.
Afrr thr arhool Is over the re-
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, b . ... ,rv.ti, tram
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for SX monlhs. after the date o(
! starting to work oriKinauy. ueiore
i starting to work originally, ueiore
i getting permanent appointments to
Plane Crash
Kills Two
McCHORD FIELD. Wash Aug 1
The pilot and co-pilot of
air force B-25 bomber baaed at
Hamilton Field. Calif were killed in
a fiery crash yesterday and two
ouier occupaiiia ui uie .
were saved when they parachuted
to earth.
Coroner Gordon Quarnstrom ol
Coaliu county reponea me aeao
were Caut. William L. Davidson.
pilot, and Lt. Frank M. Brown, co-
PllOt.
Davidson s home address was not
Immediately available.
Brown resided at Vallejo. Calif..
where his widow lives. A brother,
C. T. Brown, and a sister. Un
t i II I .. c TMun
iucki. " Q- .
The aircraft, which encountered
iglne trouble, according to Sgt.
engine
Elmer L. Taff. a pawenger caught -
lire ana cneo nr .. "-
:,hoLVy. ai'r tf."n ,..0,H
ll.Klt. W IU.1IMI.UI.
Taff. a hitchhiker making his
first plane flight, balled out with
out Incident. Tech. Sgt. Woodrow
D. Matthews, crew chief, was criti
cally Injured.
Election Slated
On Kindergartens
LAKEVIEW, Aug. 2 An election
will be held Tuesday. August 5, to
vote on the matter of establishing
a kindergarten In connection with
the Lakevlew schools.
Space for the classroom Is avail
able In the Central school basement
and about 60 youngsters can be ac
commodated. The room would be
furnished and outfitted by the Tru
man W. Colllns-J. T. McDonald
trust fund of the Lakevlew Logging
company for the benefit of the
community. This fund will also pro
vide milk each day for the kinder
garten pupils.
Classified Ads Bring Results.
Tolling
The Editor
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llUCKLKMiKRY MOUNTAIN
Over these steep, narrow mountain
roads we come each fall
To this place which all Kluniathltcs
have come to call
Huckleberry Mountain, where under
pine Urea are found
On buslies, dark berries Hint grow
close to the ground.
For many mile they spread over
the mountainside.
Some out In the sunlight, some In
the shadows hide.
On Uie mountain there's an opening
among the trees,
Here tall grass and wild flowers
blow gently In the breue.
Here It's no use to look (or a vacancy
sign.
We set up our tenia and cots under
neath a pine.
We light our rampllre, dip water
from a spring.
And soon have a meal that la tit
tor a king.
As the last ray of daylight fndes
out of the sky
We bring wood (or the cumptlre and
pile it up high.
Soon blue smoke curl upward, the
lire's cheery and brliilu.
And phantoms of the woodland ap-
oeur In Its Unlit
Comes time to go lo bed, mid we you are ordered lo do. or bo Jailed
turn out the lamp, jor shut. Your wages are act by tin
Now pence and quiet settles down 1 government, work or yuu me In bad.
over the ramp. line in America labor is pro-
But. not (or long, lor through Uie leclnl. The government la lor Uie
stillness we hear people, not people lor the govern-
The null (led puller of tiny hoots ; menl, 1 It not better lor Uie worker
drawing near. i to run the government. Ihun (ur Hie
I go lo Uie door, tor ni all sleep government to run the people?
has (led, llrnlly doesn't Mr. Dunn prcier to
Through the dark trees come long b rce man as he Is here, Uiau be
ears and a soft brown head. : B Uuve as he would be under com
As we quietly watch by the moon's monism?
nnle slow. '. 1 flunk lKiu-pVft- u verv ViiitL lllu-
In fact, they're having everything
quite their own wa.
This must be "where the deer and
me antriope pay.
Come dnwn. not a sign of the cul
prits are found.
: But we know It's no drcum by their
; tracks on the ground,
Breakla.it now over In this land ot
. the fairies.
UJ. .nhn mir burkels and KO to
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KLAMATH FALLS. Ore. cTo The
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j tide o( July 30. I wi-.1i lo call his
attention lo a lew (acta.
I He seems to think Russia has Hie
wort end of the deal. Russia mudc
a pact with Germany In l3 and
would not have ..eipcd the western
powers it she had not been Invaded
by the Nails. She tried to avoid war
j , tol'lMO (rilc.,
.with both Germany ana japan
and won out. she had bad cons
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s'Kj;..!!? s?. :::'.mii town pia; Pa;u
w ,d u (
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n(, Uyfd oul of ppiir, t0
.f.rwl nneaak'. If ftltnlhaVF tL'nr Is
forced u , We , nol wanl l0
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,U. S. has urideriione a areal cllanae
. . We only wish to help
L . ' ' d,. f ....
, lt we took advantage of
K poor Indian In the past. That
Is true, but for more than SO years
this government has been good to
the Indian, gave them schools and
other helps.
They were protected In the matter
of liquor, a thing that was not given
to unresponsible whites. It may be
said we had prohibition once, yes,
but was no good and unenforceable.
If wc had denied liquor to the unre
sponslbles, It would have been bet
ter. There seems to be many commu
nists In the CIO. Don't they know
that under any totalitarian govern
ment the union would be dead?
Russia Is totalitarian. No strikes are
allowed. You work and take wluit
TRUCKS AND PICKUPS
FOR RENT
You Drlv.-Long, Short-Trips
Mot. Yourself Ssv. H
STILES' BEACON SERVICE
Phon. 8304 1201 Cast Main
Boyle's Column
Navy Stiil Clings To
Foolishness As Tradition
By HAL 1IOV1.K
ANNAPOLIS. ltV-Learnlng the
tcchnlquo of atomic warfare nl sua
doesn't worry n midshipman In Ills
Hint year at the U. B. niivnl acad
emy. lint It Is highly Important that
he know by role Use anawers lo cer
ium Important uuestluna Ineessant
ly aiked him by upper clgumrn.
Fur example, It he Is nuked what
a ship weighs when l e leave port,
he Is expected tu stand smartly at
atteullou and rep!
"Her anchor, sir.''
And If n third yenr iilnii should
Impure with I.'lgned Innocence
whut time It la. Hie hapless plebe
must answer rapidly but distinctly:
(really Kmbarrassrd
"Sir, 1 am greatly embarrassed
and deeply humlllnlcd Hint duo to
uiiIoitmtii circumstances over
whirl) 1 huvo no control, the Inner
workings and hidden mechanisms
of my chronometer are In such In
accord with the great aldrrciil move
ment with which nine la commonly
reckoned, that I cunnol with any
drum) of accuracy suite the exnet
tune, sir. Uut without lenr u( bslng
very fur wrong. I will slutr llint It is
live minutes, eight seconds and two
ticks post the totirth hour, sir."
nrrncli into Uie wheels when Icglll-
imnte projects are proposed.
No one ()04.pr ,,OUj ,aV(, ud tile
' veto. The U. N. Is powerlraa to act.
W. p. TABKR.
4080 Shasta way.
BIS stltVKK NMIlKI)
KLAMATH FALLS, Ore.. (To Uie
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Editor) South Riverside proeny
'Owner, WOUIO. 11 OO POMIDIO lo eil-
, ' . :.. u. . ..,
treat a oils scnuc uui aivwnn u-
dltion and Riverside way. I'm sure
I there are enough patrons to Justify
8? maTiy have au.d how much
they w tailed that a bus would run
lo Weyerhnruser Junction and back.
Would you plenso give It a trial
run?. If only three limes r week.
So many have to walk and I'm sure
It will prove oul satisfactory to bus
lines.
I am a resident property owner
Una tx payer of Klamath Falls.
having lived here the past IS years.
My greatest wish la to see Kiam
alh Falls a modsl cliy. bcauilful by
i Unproved highway entrances and
lie eye can see and enjoy them wlllv
children, whero tired mothers can
lake their children and relax alter
a tired shopping period.
Most every little city has a close j
In child's piny park, with a child's '
nurse and attendant on duty during !
oark play hours.
t.. . .ii
Fulls could
I'm sure Klamath
support UiU If other amaller townvil,.
.... ,, .11 V. .1 .. .. t , U .
7" "' w "
thc "Rnt ba" our Improveinenu.
!Le''s pretty up our little town and
make It enter the fumt page once
In a while.
Mrs. Norman C. O'Oler,
850 Riverside drive.
The Equitable
has a plan for your
financial happiness.
5 & B C
a fSrTTlal"! a"
Should an upper classman then
solicitously wish to know how long
Uie embryo olflccr has boon In the
navy, ho must rnlllo back:
"All uio bloumln' life, alrl Me
mother was a mermaid, me father
was King Neptune, I was born on
the creal of a wave and rocked hi
Uio ciadlo of tho deep. Seaweed
and barnacles aro mo clothes. Every
tooth in mo head Is a inarliii-splko;
Uio hair on me head is hemp, Kvoiy
bone In mo body Is a spar, and
when I aplls, I spits Ur. I s hard,
lu,I am, 1 are."
He must also learn that the only
answer lo tho question "How long
la a Chlnaiiiuh?" 1st "Yes, sir,"
And the stantlartl reply If asked how
long Is a piece ot string: "No, air."
There Is, ot course, lo be no lev
Hy about Uio whole buiinesa.
All In Hook
'11 10 answers lo Uioae and oilier
timely (mentions are all put down
(or Uio plebe In a llllle book called
"Keel Points." which Introduces him
lo lime-lioiioied customs ot the
ai'utlriny. It Is all pur. ol tho un
odlclnl Indoctrination Into Uio spir
it ol discipline Hint pervades the ,
U. H. navy and Uio military services
ol all countries. Uie Ural step to
ward accepting obedience lo higher
auihoilty.
That is part of the long theory
behind ridiculously aklug "Mow la
the cuwr" and gravely llalenlng
while a beginning "middle' repeats
time alter inn In solemn absurdity:
"Sir, she walks, ahe lalka. ahrs
dill ol cliulk. the Indent lluld ex
tracted Irorn the female of the
bovine siMH'les Is htuhly prolific to
Hie 'nth degree '
Yes, It apunds allly. Yet some
time In combat a naval officer is
ordered lo complete a dangerous
task that mistakenly seems aa ridi
culous to Ivini aa that query of his
plebe days.
Hut high deelaioiu aren't (or 111 ri)
lo question. Tho navy has to work
on Uie basic principle that, when
Uie cards are down and life ItseK
is at stake, tho officer will always
"tell how the cow Is."
Uio goal of every plebe, ot course.
Is lo get to be the head admiral
so everybody In the navy has to re
port lo him on the condition of the
cow.
City Finances
Up To Par
At a luncheon Hireling yaaicrday
of the Klamath Kails Kulary club.
Mayor Ed Oateiidorf stated that
Klnmnth Falls Is "probably In tin
best flnnnclal condition, of any city
In the state." Tne mayor followed
up this slaiemrnt Willi a full de
tailed esplanatlon.
Uy reviewing lite cliy bu(ltt Item
by Item, Oleridorf allowed how Hi.
city Is actually two-llilrd self-sui)-porilng,
having to raise only one
third of Its needed income by taxa
tion. He emphasised the Indebtedness
th. city owes the businessmen who
serve on the city's budget commit
tees. "They have certainly done a
wonderful job In bringing th. city
oul of the red." the mayor said.
In view of the fine financial con
dition .if the cliy. many planned
Improvements will be undertaken In
tho near future, he adder). Among
these will be an e- panslon of the
atreet department, fire department
and city police force. Work on
Klamath Memorial park will give
Klamath Falls one of the finest
cemeteries on the coa.it.
BODV KOI Ml
0OO8 BAY. Aug. 2 Ml Th.
'bo0" ot Henry Bralnerd. about 45.
ir, ' i u..
... " j . " " ..'"....
after an outboard motor boat cap
sized July 13. A second drowning
victim. Wayne Dupree. still Is miss
ing. Com. on in ... th. w.t.r'i final
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d.tign.d for th. b.ir In air
nt.rt.inm.nt and good liitening.
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