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j Br MALCOLM EPLEY '
THE passing the other day of Henry Ford started
a revival of itorlei -about the Justly famed
Model T, the Idea that put the ' automobile within
(reach of the common American. Readers of this
column, wno aoni nice moaci i
reminiscences, may skip now to
Paul Mnllon. because we've got
to tell our story.
We were barely 14, with a head
filled with big Ideas and not much
else, when we took off on a cross
country Journey in a Model T,
The start was made from a place
In Sherman county named DeMoss
Springs. Our companion was a
middle-aged gentleman named
Henry DeMoss, member of a well
m lciinwn nlnneer
II Uy. Henry knew absolutely nolli- -asaeaaavvssssssssJ
lng about automobiles: our own'
1 EPLEY experience was cominea to two''
Imlles of loosely-supervised driving before we started
ion a Journey half way across the continent. , f
1 The Ford we used was a 1816 Model T, with brass
Iradlator. The back of the front seat was slit to the
ibottom on either side, and fitted with hinges, so
'that It could be dropped back to make a bed in the
'car. For some reason, or no reason, we kept the
'isinglass curtains up. throughout the trip in mid
iiummer -beat. ...
iOur First Ferry
WE putt-putted uneventfully, that first day, out
through the wheat country, headed east.- At a
place named McDonald on the John Day river we
i came upon a ferry. For the first time, we discovered
'we did not know how to stop the car and keep Xhe
motor running. We also discovered the fear of
I running off the far end of a Jerry: once on, we
'came up with a Jerk that hrew Henry against the
windshield. " " ' '
J We camped that first night In a barnyard, and
I then traveled on north and east, learning to drive
'as we went We also learned something about the
j Innards of our little car, and something of its eccen
itricltles. For Instance, we found you couldn't start
I It on a cold morning If you used the deliberate ap-
proach.
I You had to surprise it. Our method was to give
I the crank a few turns with tlie choke wire pulled
out- We would walk away some distance, and then
would wander back indifferently, looking at some
I thing else, until within striking distance. We would
then leap forward, grab the crank, and give It a
quick twist. If it didn't kick your arm almost out
af jts socket, the motor started.
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fVER the western U. S. we went, driving by day
'J in our Model T. sleeping by night In our Model
iT, cooking our meals on Its wooden running board.
Our lives were pretty well bound up in that little,
j brass-radiatored tin Lizzy, and at night our prayers
were that it would start all right in the morning
land keep going the next day.
j Up In Montana, our prayers went unanswered one
morning. Lizzy Just wouldn't start. A man came
l along in a long, white Hudson Super-Six wowie,
'what a carl and offered to tow us. Much as we
'needed the help, the moment pe started, we knew we
, had made a mistake. That Hudson took off, with
i us helpless m Its wake, and It went faster than
Jwe had ever gone before maybe 40 or 45 miles an
hour. We bounced along like a tin can on a dog's
i tail, both of us frantic with fright But we got Into
I town and to a garage, feeling like an airplane pilot
who has Just ridden out a storm.
In Wyoming, we burned out a connecting rod. A
i couple of farm, boys came along in a wagon, drawn
'by two drowsy plugs. Remembering our experience
I with the Hudson, we decided this was Just the kind
i of tow we wanted, and all day we
isnaus pace across nign country into
l, .
i nose vamp voiis
rOWN In Colorado, the rains hit
U then we found out about that
I mat was tne plague oi every Model T owner in wet ..you need to live in the black market ana au mat,
J weather. An old piece of oil cloth over the cowl dash- while the same administration actually boosted wages.
,was a partial solution, but we had. a lot Of coil trouble' It did not treat with the real cause of the problem,
I In Colorado. Windshield swipes, incidentally, were - as anyone must in order to handle the matter ln-
unheard of, and after-trying several patented pre-;. Jelligently or even try to reach a solution which
' paraUons, we learned that rubbing a plug of chawinV might work. Neither are the president nor his eco
i tobacco on the glass was Just the thing., nomic advisers as far as I can see yet
i Boyle's Column t ; l
I Southern Cookng Proves
Closely Guarded Secret
'J By HAL BOYLK ' !,higti school..ghTs first love poem.
I NE YORK, April IB (flV-One
'of the best kept secrets of the South
is tne secret or southern cooking.
A casual traveler through the
land of cotton, peanuts and the
i moss-hung pine Is likely to emerge
i with the disillusioning conviction:
' "There's no such thing as south
ern cooking."
j This is because there are two
types of southern cooking: . The
jklnd you find in the average res
itaurante and the kind you get in
i a good southern home. It's only
lin the latter that you are likely
'to enjoy the kitchen-born "southern
fried hospitality" you seek.
j When a southern lady really turns
to her skillet and oven, she can
idlsh up plates that would make a
i French gourmet go home and turn
his famed portrait of Escoffier to
the wall. She can turn out com
meal "hush puppies" that leave
White bread as insipid as the mem
lory of a mouthful of fog.
Her fried chicken Is as crisp as
'litary command, as tender as a 1
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It was a hard
we whooped In adolescent glee. We took the Union
- Pacific at Laramie, after giving Henry a lesion or
MALCOLM tPl.IY
Manaslnl Editor
two In driving
the continent
the east.
We have no
" It Isn't running
the amount to
orptznn music lam
nmeUeallv the entire extent of the increase.
Well now the
as disclosed In
nf ht.
were pulled at was u,e greedy
Basin, Wyoming. president pined for the good old days of OPA
. and said something about how right he had been
then. Why OPA
us full force, and 0f these price Increases. All OPA did was to keep
damp coil problem'7 the good things off the market, put a lot of things
i one can-oo mings wun country
ham that stir -'a man to idolatry
ana a desire to ourn votive candies.
She is the .only woman in the world
who has had "the good sense to
know, that tine old bourbon whisky,
like old sherry wine, is a Mnison
in the kitchen. She uses it to
flavor many wonderful dishes.
But the romance of southern
cooking is strictly home-grown.
Scattered Oases
Dining out Is another story. The
south has many renowned restau
rants but they are only scattered
This Isn't Just the opinion of one
visitin' "Damyankee." In fact the
restaurants are about the only
thing below the Mason-Dixon line
that an outsider can criticize with
out stirring the native sons to in
stantaneous rebuttal.
"Most of our restaurants are pret
ty bad," they mournfully agree.
Bachelors lead a sorrv life everv-
where, but In the South they must
be cast iron men indeed. Nobody
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life, camping out in the rain around
Fort Collins and Loveland, and when Henry sug
gested he could send us home to Oregon by train
the Model T. He took It on across
and sold It, we believe, somewhere In
specific Information, but we're sure
yet.
News Behind The News
By PAUL MALLOtf
WASHINGTON, April IS It even costs SO per cent
more to be dead. The bill came recently for
the annual care of the cemetery plot of our family.
The card was printed except for the blank spot where
be paid was inserted In Ink amount
$9.10. It has always been $8.10. No explanation ac
companied tlie increase, so I wrote to ascertain If a
mistake had been made, or If the cost had really
been Increased that much, the reason for same.
Hie cemetery manager wrote back saying the
Increase was correct and it had been decided ''because
of our Increased labor costs, as well as Increased
costs in equipment and general maintenance."
That started me thinking. Mr. Truman said some
thing about relaxing the antitrust laws to keep prices
down and his economic adviser talked about Imposing
a new excess profits tax. I wonder If they are even
thinking in the right direction. They do not seem
to know even the reason why prices have sky
rocketed. Now here lu this cemetery plot Is a typical case
which anyone can understand. In fact It Is a per
fect case because the cemetery does not even have
a profit. It is operated by a church. The cemetery
board fixes the charge on a basis of costs.
Well about all they have to do to a cemetery Is
to cut the grass. The cost of lawn mowers has
gone up. of course. I paid $31.50 for one the other
day and $2.50 more for the grass tray. But the
cemetery people only have to buy a small number
of lawn mowers, say five or even 10. No matter
how many or what they paid, the total Increased
cost of their cemetery operation could not have gone
up much on that account. If 10 lawn mowers went
up $10. the Increased cost of operation would only be
$100. With hundreds and perhaps thousands of plots
In that cemetery, an Increased cost of $100 would
require the board only to Increase the charge a few
cents to each person.
What Next?
WELL, what other "equipment" do they need? I
do not believe they even have to buy a hose.
I do not think you have to figure much on that
because the cemetery relies on Ood's rain tor that,
and the cost of rain has not increased. Yet if they
bought a hose or any other equipment of that nature
(I cannot Imagine what it might be) the cost would
average out to less than a cent, perhaps a few mills,
to each plot owner.
Then why in the world did the board have to
make as much as approximately a 50 per cent in
crease in the charge. The obvious answer you cannot
net awav from is the other item the manager men
tioned "Increased labor costs." The cost of common
labor, the least skilled labor, seems to have forced
president and his economic advisers
have not thought of this at all. Tney never men
tioned it They did not propose to do anything about
the real cause of the trouble. In fact they talked
along exactly the opposite line. Mr. Truman said
there would have to be another general wage increase
if prices went any higher. Good Lord, that very
thing Is practically the whole cause of the trouble
disclosed unmistakably in this perfect example of a
nonprofit making cemetery operated by no more
greedy a profiteer than a church. But you can see
it everywhere, you can coniinn iv m uiuu -mnies
vou see daily all around you. Remember the
doubling and trebling of building costs over estimates
recent columns irom uur iuu. nu.
u-ns due to increases In cost of
materials, and how much to labor? Why the workers
laid off the day In one Instance which would have
Kmht rh.m double nav at $32 a day. Now who
profiteer there?
would not have toucneo tne cause
but a man raised In the steel tradi
tions of Stonewall Jackson could
graze three times a day in the
average small southern restaurant
and long endure.
For many restaurants seem to feel
they've done their duty when they
slap a plate before you contain
ing: ill A soggy pork chop greased as
if it were about to try to swim the
English channel:
(2i A hump of tired canned peas,
careless of mankind.
(3) A spreading white gelatinous
horror, called "grits," flavorless as
warmed-over snow, which leaves
you feeling like a maddened bottle
oz lldrary paste.
The late is preceded by a glass
of fruit Juice canned, yes, even In
Florida It's served from a can
and followed by a slab of apple pie
plated with damp wallboard.
A case could be made for these
restaurants in that they Indubitably
drive many reluctant men Into
matrimony, thus creating more
families and benefitting the na
tion. -
But when a hungry man drops
in for a meal he usually doesn't
have a long term social view In
mind. , He's just trying to placate
an empty stomach.
Pass the fried magnolia, mammy!
Infants born in the United
States today have an average
longevity of nearly 65 years.
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By MARY O'BRIEN
Tonight tile music department
presents its annual spring concert
with the girls' chorus, orchestra,
mixed chorus, a cappella choir and
tne Dana partic
ipating in that
order. The scene
of the concert is
the KU auditor
ium and the
time is 8 p. m.
Directors of the
musical program
will be Andrew
Loney Jr., Pa
tricia Hunt, and
John O'Connor.
Program of to-
.e,a ... My
is as follows: If'' :
Girls' chorus: i
"The Star." M ;
"The Artesian." Mary O'Brien
and "Sings the Lute."
Orchestra: 'Sigurd Jarsaflar" by
Qrieg, "Syncopated Clock" and
"Russian Sailor's Dance."
Mixed chorus, a cappella choir,
and the orchestra: a medley of
Victor Herbert's favorites.
A cappella choir: "God Is a
Spirit." "Were You There" and
"Almighty God of Our Fathers."
Ronnie Dlmmick, Adler award
winner: "The Hills of Home."
Band: March. "His Honor,"
"Golden Sonata," "Legend of the
Rockies," and "Caribbean Fan
tasy." A portion of the above program
was presented to tthe students In
assembly today. Ushering for .to
night's program will be done by
Torch Honor society members.
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Pelicana will be broadcast from
the auditorium tonight as usual
immediately preceding the spring
concert. Dee Miller. Mary Meggl
son and Edith Wlssenbach are
program announcers. During the
program the four track queen can
didates will be Introduced. Paul
Deller. track coach, will give a
resume of this year's track situa
tion. Betty Olidden will be the
featured vocalist of the program.
No tickets are required for the
radio show.
Incidentally, the lobby sign for
RASP was designed by Art Student
Lois Hibbert.
TRACK QUEEN STANDINGS
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Junior, Pat McMillan ...3030
Sophomore, Beverly Young :.. 690
Freshman, Saiidra Moore :.102
Tulelake Resident
Dies Tuesday
TULELAKE. April 18 Otto Mil- I
hard Barstad, a native of North :
Dakota and for several years a resl-
dent of Tulelake, died Tuesday at
the age of 60.
Frank Rhodes, chief of police, re
ceived a call at 1:45 p. m. Tuesday
from the Clayton Means home, re
porting the death of Mr. Barstad
who had been ill for the past 10
days.
Mr. Barstad was a printer oy
trade. His relatives in Spokane
have been notified and the- remains
are at the Whltlock Funeral home
in Klamath Falls.
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Cancer Drive
Plans Made
Members of the 30-30 club com
pleted organisation of their latest
firoject. the cancer drive, at a meet
ng Tuesday night. The drive, for
the care and research on preven
tion and cure of cancer, is being
handled nationally by the 30-30
clubs throughout the country. Con
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county chairmnn. Malcolm Eplcy,
care The Herald and News.
The club discussed the 15th an
nual 20-30 sponsored track meet
slated for Saturday.1 April 38. and
the track meet queen's ball the pre
vious Friday. Proceeds from the
dance will go to the organization's
milk fund, through which 30-30 sup
plies milk at noon lunch to under
privileged school children free of
charge.
Tuesday's meeting was a dinner
session with wives of members as
guests. Plans also call for a mas
querade ball for members oil Sat
urday, May 3.
Work Starts On
McNary Dam Site
UMATILLA. Ore.. April 18 (vi
Construction of McNary dam waf
under way today. j
In ground breaking ceremonies
yesterduy. Mrs. Charles L. Mc
Nary. widow of the senator for
whom the dam was named, turned
the first earth, using an aluminum
shovel symbolic of the new Indus
try brought to the Pacific North
west by' the harnessing of Colum
bia river power. , .. ,-
The Ouy F. Atkinson company
of San Francisco, holder of a
(743.485 contract for preliminary
work, began Its Initial construction
Immediately after the earth was
turned In ceremonies attended by
an estimated 10,000 persons.
No Opponents,
Louis May Quit
LONDON, April 18 iPi Joe Baksl,
Kulpmont, Pa., heavyweight who
stopped Britain's Bruce Woodcock In
seven rounds last night will not
fight Joe Louis this year. Match
maker Nat Rogers of New York said
today after a conference with
Baksl's manager.
And In San Diego, Calif., Heavy
weight Champion Joe Louis an
nounced that he was prepared to
announce his retirement from the
ring unless a suitable title defense
Is lined up for him this summer.
Baksl, by beating Woodcock, be
came the logical No. 1 challenger
for Louis' crown.
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Br DeWITT.MacJCENZIE
VP Foreign Allalro Analyst
In these hard days when the
world Is perilously divided agninsl
uwii, -mere is a wcaaiiess in uio
military .'deteilse hot to mention
the ;good-4rclglibor polley iaX the
great blue' of iinlloiui comprising
tlie-Vufbslctn heiiiiuiilmre.
Thil ls thic to tt'iiuk of solidarity
whlclfhtta euviiiced Itself esiieclnlly
in tin clash, of ,vltw bsitween Hie
Argentine and ''Washington. The
American vgoverirVnont mure than
once has chartoo .Argentina with
losterlng totalitarian naatsm and
has demanded 'that this Influence
be eliminated. Relations between
the two countries have been
slialned, and tilth has bean reflect
ed In the .Wtl I tildes of other Pan
American countries! ) '..
The result ol this unhappy situ
ation has bewir tlint ti . tirnurimi
for Inter-Amtaran defense, which
was projected. in the act of Chapul
teoec In 11)46, has not bern ratified
This 8weplhgdeferise plan, which
to rucvniitass ootn eonitnents.
was to be foruiUJd III a meeting
at Rio de Janeiro, and that tiurlev
a 1 1 1 1 awalrir v.a . rapprochement
which will ''bring the Argentine
back Into i the union. ' .
Nasi Eradication.
Since General Pdron came to tile
presidency last -year, the Argentine
has amwuhoect moves which his
government, cited a aimed at meet
ing tne .ctrmanq for eradication of
nailsm In the country, and this has
ii I ven rise to some hope (hat a so
lution of Die difficulty was on lu
way. '-
And now Senator Vandenberg,
chairman of the senate foreign re
lations committee, has made a
speech iwhlrh Is widely Interpreted
as a pressing Invitation to the Ar
gentine to bury the past and get
urn s into me ioiu.
The senator .was addressing the
governing board of the Pan-American
union In Washington but Mon
day Pan-American Day. He made
a strong plea for hemlsphorlo soli
darity not his first such appeal,
by the Way-and In the courso of
mis saia among other things:
"If and when there are anv un-
fortunate lapse In our close and
. friendly relationships. II Is a neces
sity of the first magnitude that
such a altuatlnu shall be swiftly
) and equitably cured. . . . Pun-Amer-
i IcnnlMii is a partnership affair. . . .
j Cooiierutlon Is the krvnote of the
Americas. Consultation not dicta-
: lion la the liull.spenwble means to
I this end."
This addrean 'has n-tven rlaat in
much siveculatlon In Washington
diplomatic quarters whether the
.Mate department might be figur
ing on some fresh effort to solve
the Argentine problem. However,
the consensus seems to be that If
any new step la to be taken It
will likely await the return of Sec
retary of Stale Marshall from
Moscow. Meantime Senator Van
denberg's speech Is taken to stand
as an exceptional texture of appeal
to Argentina.
' American ' Republics
But the senator didn't stop with
Put-American solidarity. He urged
Canada to Join the American re
publics and occupy the seat which
was provided for her when the Pan
American union was founded fifty
seven years ago.
"I express the wish." said Van
denberg. "thnt the time mav soon
come when our continental fellow
ship will be geograohically and
spiritually complete through asso
ciation with us. on some appropri
ate busls. of the great and splen
did dominion of Canada."
Many observers take that to be a
logical Invitation. Canada, while
a member of the British common
wealth of nations, is a sovereign
state, no longer responsible to Eng
land. She Is free to Join the Pan
American union of the 31 republics
If she so chooses. She already has
agreed to participation with the
United 8tates In a military defense
program.-.
Dismissed E. P. "Pat" Ivory,
who suffered painful Injuries In a
fall from-a home a week ago, was
able to leave Hillside hospital
Wednesday afternoon for his home
at 1818 Manzanlta.
EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT
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410 So. 6th
KltM.D NflVI. Klamalh Fells, Ore.
Morgan Invents Inventing '
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The above picture Is Just to remind you to tune In on "Here's Morian"
tonlfhl at 9:30. Her Professor Doklor llrlnrlrh Morgan Is shown In the
proecaa of applying the final lent to his la leal Invontlun. The teal la
used to find out what he baa Just Invented. '
Just before Morgan, at p. Ill . i
will be the Musical Madhouse nro
gram featuring Jimmy Durante,
with Blngaday crew, Including Der
ningle himself. Jimmy drops In on
I'hilio Radio time In search for the
lout chuid and also to give Blllg a
singing leason.
0
Joaquin Ouray, one of the best
emcees lu the country and the host
of Bun Frunrlaco's Copncauaim on
r isnerman s wimi i turns up tonight
as the one-man floor show at Lake
shore Oaray has been entertaining
Han FranclM'ans at the Copn Inr
the last six years, and has aptly
won the title of Unit city's favorite
entertainer. Oaray, Incidentally,
was the voice of the fiery red Mexl-
can cockerel I'niirhllo. In Walt UU-
neys "Ihree Cnballeroa.
A new character popjird up on
last night's "Dark Venture" pro
gram, with the Intention of staying
a wiiiie. He s tul Hulltuay, a make
believe new HHtiH-rmaii who will do
duty as the narrator of the story
liereuiter. In ins capacity as mc-
cial features rrportcr he will delve
Into the source and background of
each of the stories.
"They sure start early In Klam
ath Falls!" w .a the comment of an
out-of-town friend yrairrday as he
noticed a two-year-old toddler in
front of Penney'i sniping and smok
ing butts. The little fellow was
dragging on them, too.
War Office
Blast Threat
LONDON. April 18 iPr Scot
land Yard officers rushed to the
war office late today following a
telephone inrcat mat tne ouilding
was to be blown ui threat that
came a lew hours after a home
made bomb, timed to explode tills
morning, was lounu in a ornncn ol
the colonial olfice.
Nothing suspicious was found at
the war office, however, and police
were unable Immediately lo link
the telephoned threat with the ac
tual leaving of explosives at the
colonial office, possibly In retalia
tion for the hanging of convicted
underground agent, Dov Bela Oru
ner, at dawn today In Palestine.
A colonial office spokesman said
the blast attempt was "part of the
Jewish terrorist activities against
this country "
Police said that the bomb was
composed of 34 sticks of a French
explosive resembling gelignite not
as powerful as they believed at first
when they reported the bomb could
have wrecked the entire four-story
building.
CAR and TRUCK OWNERS
Have You Investigated Ashley's
NEW
BUDGET PLAN?
SPRING IS
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KEEP IT ROLLING
FIX US LATER!
Klamath Falls
WKIINFan AV, April to, lut. Fsse fout
PROF. MORGAN
i ' INVENTIONS . .
WUH.6-U-WAIT
Youth Drowns In
Cleawox Lake
FLORENCE, April 18 A't Wil
liam John Algune. 14. drowned In
tirnwiix Inke yralerduy when lie .
plunged Into the water and fnjlrd
to reapiwar.
Ills IxKiy was rtnovereo oy coast
1 guardsmen The parents. Mr. and
Mrs. Harold Oi-rary, Florence, unid
the funeral would be held at Ull
verlon. CluKsiricd Ads tiring Results.
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Well, here n-. folks. The lloaa
said lo write a Ule of raise
News. To quote. "And If there
Isn't any Palace News wrlla
about the nelilthors or the
weather." That's the kind of a
Boss I have, so with all due
apslogle to Mac Epley latter all
I'll bet he la no belter butcher
shall I am writer) again, I re
peat, here goes.
Have you noticed (.'orrlnne lately,
sine she had her operation?
Oar charming manager t gro
ceries and vegetable! flutter
around the store like a hen with
her brood of chicks. Tho boys
'have all been kidding her and
en even mentioned monkey
glands. But, pat! Here's the real
low-duwn. The Boas recently
bought her a beautiful self
service rrfrlceraled vegetable
raae. And la ahe proud?
It enables her to furnish Palaea
customers with really Garden
Ir'rrah Vegetables chuck full of
vllamlna for the first time In
Klamalh Falls. Another scoop
for The Palace. It pays to KIIOP
PALACE. In the heart of Klam
alh Fall's Kllsy shopping dis
trict. THI
Palace Market
824 MAIN
Fancy Maori Grocariei
I
HERE!
Phone 4 111 3
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