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AASHINGTON, Nov. 28 The diplomacy of
YV the world is fulling deeper daily Into
what might be called a fuddle game.
It Is a match In which the contestants know
very well what is being done, but pretend
officially they do not. Preposterous pretensions
are maintained in the news of the' day; The
public is left befuddled.
The transparency of the deception develops
only when you rub the soot of propaganda from
the news glass of this amazing world nour ana
peer inside the furnished facts.
Iran Revolution
CONSIDER, for instance, the revolution In
Iran. The revolution was started by a
crowd calllnc itself the democratic party. AH
the news guff emanating from the revolution is
that which the occupying Russians care to let
out. And the picture they let out is that great
patriots of liberty are fighting, bleeding and
dying for the cause of freedom of their province
sort of like our struggle lor ireeaom irom
Britain.
This is laughable, grotesquely untrue. The
democratic party under a new name. They
used to call it the party of the masses, but when
the Moslems, who monopolize all Iran with
their devout ideas of God, worked up a sweep
ing animus against the agnostic or atheist com
munists, the communists broke off and called
themselves democrats.
Now these great democrats of Stalin, if suc
cessful, would break their province off Irom
Iran and establish the pretense of separate sov
ereignty while being subject to adjoining Russia.
Stalin could thus work his way further to
ward the oil, expand his hegemony and push
back the Moslems. This is the only freedom
they want to wrest the people from Iran and
put them under the thumb of Moscow.
But the revolution is even funnier than that.
The Russians occupied this territory during the
war to protect a line of supplies from us so
nazi saboteurs could not destroy it. For a long
time, it was the only land route we had through
which to help Russia. Americans and British
occupied the southern half of the route.
All agreed not only to get out at the war end,
but (at the specific insistence of Mr. Roosevelt)
composed a treaty guaranteeing the independ
ence of Iran (meaning its protection against
Russia, because Russian domination is what the
Moslems feared from a United Nations victory).
Combat Force Out
WE got our combat force out sometime back,
leaving only service military, and the
British, I hear, also removed their fighting men.
The Russians raised some dispute as to when
the end of the war officially would be,' but
finally agreed to March 2 for their withdrawal,
which this government in its new note has at
tempted to move up to January 1. The world
is' thus presented with this ludicrous situation:
A communist revolution has been going on
in a Russian occupied zone. Presented to the
world as a serious revolution, it is actually
ahmit th same as if an American revolution
What .we hope for is that the early-season., broke out-in- the American occupied zone of
' Today's Roundup
By MALCOLM EPLEY
t k A ERCHANDISE supplies are still limited as
; Ivl the 1945 Christmas shopping season opens.
' This year's Christmas merchandise was pro
duced while the war was still
on, and there hasn't been
enough time to change the
picture much from the re
strictions of war years.
All of which means that the
early shopper is going to get
the breaks.
Furthermore, the mail prob-
lem is going to be serious this
year, and out-of-town mailing
later than December 15 is go
Ino to be hazardous business.
It is a good year to take EPLEY
care of the business end of Christmas with
plenty of time to spare.
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Give And Take
CHRISTMAS brings more people in contact
as salespeople and customers than any
other season.
And that brings up something we have been
thinking about since the end of the war brought
that rash of cartoons and jokes about the nasty
, salespeople who were going to have to mend
' their ways and restore the old adage that the
: "customer is always right."
It is true that conditions have been such as
to build up a unique psychology among people
serving the buying public, but we can't let the
subject pass without pointing out that sales
' people deserve a bit of courtesy from the
public they should serve with courtesy.
The overbearing dowager type or the grouchy
male customer are all too well known to the
i folks who work behind the counters. Per-
sonally, we have been pleased to see some of
these people take a beating in the war period.
It hasn't been so good for decent folks, of
, 'course, but some of the others have gotten
' what they had deserved for a long time.
! Now, this Christmas season of transition from
' war to peace conditions is a good time for
customers and salespeople to recognize the
I rights and feelings of each other. It's all in
! keeping with the Christmas spirit, and it's a
I good spirit to install on a year-around basis.
I Rtclrethnll
THE Marine Barracks basketball team has
I
l were lucky enough to see the University of
Oregon play the Leathernecks a week ago dis
l covered that the marines have an able, rugged
'! team, and we are going to see some good ball
t: on the marine court this winter. Col. Brooks,
taking a suggestion from our Mr. Scarbrough,
! is going to let townspeople see the games with-
' out restrictions.-
marine games will generate enough interest in
basketball that people will start going to-the
high school- games. Klamath always has a
good high school basketball team, but the sup
port it has gotten from townspeople has -been
little short of scandalous. , '. .. :
We will always remember s the year -when
Wayne Scott's KUHS team won the state
championship, and a lot of townspeople sud
denly woke up and wondered why . they hadn't
teen the state champs in action.
Today's Bible Reading
From Matthew V
BLESSED are the poor in spirit: for theirs is
the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall
l be comforted.
J Blessed are the meek: for they shall Inherit
i the earth.
J Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst
I after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall
i obtain mercy. . .
Blessed are. the pure in heart: for they shall
, see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall
J be called the children of God.
I Blessed are they which are persecuted for
J righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom .
t of heaven . . . .
J Let your light so shine before men, that they-
may see your good works, and : glorify your
Father which is in heaven.
nprmanv. and we Dretended aloofness, bottled
up the territory from the British and Russians,
' censored, and propagandized the movement to
let it succeed.'
You see, only a few Iranian troops were in
r the province to fight the communists.. With the
f Russians keeping the bulk of other Iranian
forces out,' the local communists were permit
ted to gain foothold. That is the only way
- they could possibly have made a revolution.
These are the subtleties behind the American
" cote. You may recall advance dispatches indi
cated Mr. Byrnes would ask Moscow for infor
mation about the revolution. That would have
been ironical.
We have a consul in the revolution area. The
Russians isolated him from . communications
with our legation in Teheran. We could get
nothing from him, although this most suspicious
fact was not mentioned in our note.
The note then represents our first and very
mild effort to drop the whole false front with
which the world is confronted (conditions in
Manchuria and Europe are in every way sim
ilar). If it sounded vague and its troop-withdrawal
plan excessively mild, it nevertheless
represented the beginning: of an effort to break
the fuddle game.-- - i
Unless this beginning is carried forward ef
fectively, genuine understandings of any kind
can hardly be anticipated in such a way as to
restore the world either to peace or sanity.
Surely it is evident by now that agreements in
a fuddle game are not worth making.
The World
Today
By DeWITT MacKENZIE
AP Foreign Affairs Analyst
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MacKENZIE
LONDON, Nov. 28 Eng
land's new socialist government
naturally is being viewed in
varying lights, but one finds
x n e opinion
widely ex
pressed even
among con
servatives that
the big labor
majority in
the house of
commons is an
extremly
bright and Be
it tive body of
men and wom
en. '
Indeed. I
heard it characterized by a con
servative parliamentary, expert
of great experience as the best-
Informed house ever elected. Be
that as it may, it certainly is
Keen ana active, as your coiumn
:ist team found upon attending
: yesterday's session.
Scotch Accent
; I asked Mrs. Mac what her
outstanding impression was and
she laughingly replied that she
was overwhelmed with the
Scotch accent. Well, it must be
admitted that it was pretty
thick, for there are a lot of Scots
in the house and we struck a
. period of questions about Scot
tish affairs. The queries and an
swers had a burr that you could
cut with a knife. Personally I
haven't heard so much undiluted
,' Scotch since the days when
4 grandma used to sing to us
.' youngsters in Gaelic, and grand
pa would gather the family about
him on their knees and pray in
the highland tongue for a solid
hour while he instructed the
Lord on the affairs of good Pres
byterians. Little to Say
Until now the Churchill-led
conservatives have had little to
say, but report has had it that
they were getting set for an of
fensive, and this is substantiated
by Churchill's move for a vote
of censure of the government and
his fighting speech to the con
servatives today. The old maes
tro was in top oratorical form as
ne bombarded the laborites in
preparation for the formal at
tack next week. -
The task which the socialists
have before them is one which
would tax the abilities of any
parliament. England today is
facing the greatest peace-time
problems she has entered in
modern history. Indeed, the vast
iasK of renaouitation which lies
ahead may prove to be even
greater than that presented by
uie war.
Discharged War Vet
Dies In Car Crash
SPOKANE, Nov. 28 fP) Wil
liam Savage, 21-year-old dis
charged army veteran from
Coeur D'Alene, Idaho, died yes-
leraay irom injuries suffered in
an automobile accident earlier in
the day.
Sgt. J. R. Cashatt of the Wash
ington state patrol said his car
struck a culvert 111 miles east
of Spokane on Trent road and
overturned.
Savage was discharged from
the army last December after
three years in the Pacific. His
mother, Mrs. Mildred Shelton
of Yakima arrived here vester-
day.
It is estimated that the TT. R
Army used 64 pounds of water
proofed DaDer for everv soldier
who entered combat.
Telling
The Editor
Latter prlmad htra mutt im M inert
than MO words In length, mutt bo writ
lot lislbln on ONE 8101 ot tha papar
only, and mutt ba ilgnad. Contributlona
following thaaa rulsa, aa warmly w)
oomad,
KLAMATH FALLS, Ore., (To
the Editor) Property damaged
Halloween and the night before:
over 40 mail boxes on Shasta
way torn down and moved. Elec
tric light signs and street signs,
pickets knocked off fence and
other undesirable things done.
This conduct has been report
ed to our law officers and there
seems to be nothing done. We.
the taxpayers, have to make
laws to protect our property.
And we taxpayers pay law offi
cers to enforce those laws. It
seems they are laying down on
mis jod. .
We taxpayers, it's not our de
sire to take the law in our own
hands unless we are compelled
to do so. The constitution gives
us the right to protect ourselves,
familv and nronnrtv. at all timpn.
and this will be done by our tax
payers, if l cannot get my oroo-
erty protected by the law offi
cers, any person or persons that
wilfully destroy personal prop
erty as above mentioned, is not
a desirable citizen or law abiding.
Yours truly,
(Signed) Theodore Dickson.
ELECTRICITY USE
PORTLAND. Nov. 28 (P)
The average Portland home uses
twice as much electricity as the
national average, and the cost
is about. half the national me
dian, the Edison Electric Insti
tute of New York reported to
day. A survey by the organiza
tion showed Portland homes
used an average of 2534 kilo
watt hours during the year end
ing September 30. Cost per kilo
watt hour was 1.79 cents.
SIDE GLANCES
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The El Rodeo is starting to
take the pictures of the seniors.
Today the seniors left school to
go to Evergreen studio from
iu:uu to 1Z.UU.
Eight students
will leave
every day un
til Christmas
and then the
picture taking
will be speed
ed up.
senior n l c-
tures will be
feu
Joan O'NeUf
taken first fcc-''v
then the jun
iors will be
called. The boys have been
asked not to cut their hair, im
mediately before having their
pictures taken and girls should
keep the same type of hair styles
iney nave Deen wearing.
The students are not asked to
wear dress clothes, but they will
be notified the day before their
appointment so that they may
look their best. Ruth Landry,
junior, is in charge of all the
pnotograpny. Janice Biiyeu,
Rosie Oss and Dorothy Dewey
are busy listing the captions for
the "Whose Who" in the EI
Rodeo. Captions are cutest
smile, most popular, most talk
itive and so forth.
Football Banquet
A limited number of tickets
are available to high school stu
dents for the eighth annual foot-
bail banquet December 7 which
is sponsored by the Lions club.
Tex Oliver, University of Ore
gon football coach, will be the
principal speaker at the banquet
held at the Willard. About 60
tickets will be sold to the stu
dents. Tickets will be $1.50 per
plate and will go on sale Thurs
day at school.. The football
squad will be guests at the banquet.
And incidentally
The Teen-aae club will be
closed Wednesday and possibly
Saturday for cleaning of the club
and reorganizing ot the Teen
aee committee.
All girls Interested m work
during the Christmas holidays
should see Miss Tweed, retail
selling teacher. There are quite
a few jobs available to trained
girls.
invitations have been sent to
certain seniors to loin the ad
vanced speech class which will
Voids Appointment'
2
Bishop William T. Manning
(above) has voided Brig. Gen.
Elliott Roosevelt's appointment
as a vestryman in tha family
church at Hyde Park, N. Y. Hi
said the second son of the late
president was "not in good
standing" in the- Episcopal
church, (AP wlrephoto).
begin at mid year. In most cases
schedules will have to be
changed to allow those persons
interested to be in the class.
Seniors may order class rings
at Rente's Jewelers. The rings
will be similar to the ones or
dered by tlie junior class, but
will have the numerals 1946.
Orders must be in by tomorrow.
This years senior class had a
chance to order class jewelry
last year, but many did not.
More Names Added
To 'One Grand Club'
Additional members of the
One Grand club, to which the
purchase of a $1000 bond is the
only requirement, are Frank
Klcincger, Eugene Kile Jr., Mrs.
Pauline Moeller, John Lee. Hol
land Woodruff, Jesse E. Moore,
Arthur Schuupp, Mrs. Mary
Moore, Edith Gift, Ray Cook,
Patrick Favlcs. William Hilyard.
Mrs. Doreen Williams and Ger
ald Sherwood.
The idea of organizing the
club came from a group of Klam
ath Falls businessmen interest
ed in promoting the sale of Vic
tory bonds.
Moon Will Attend
Chicago Conventions
Keith Moon, well known
merchant-farmer, left Tuesday
evening for Chicago to attend
two conventions as a representa
tive of the Palomino Horse
Breeders association and of the
National Stallion board.
The conventions being held
are those of the National Horse
Breeders association and the
National Fair board which pass
es on appropriations of prizes to
be awarded for stock. While in
the east, Moon will also pur
chase new merchandise for the
Town shop.
Red Tokens Back
Uncle Sam Wants
SEATTLE, Nov. 28 (P) Uncle
Sam wants those red tokens
back.
District OPA Director Irvin A.
Hoff said today they are govern
ment property and should be
turned in to dealers, who must
return them to their ration
banks before December 19. Only
tokens, not stamps, are wanted.
"Now that the big rationing
program can be brought to a
close. OPA will be able to go
full strength ahead on the cru
cial job of price control," he
aaaea.
I think the Japs are reacting
as we thought they would. They
are trying to ingratiate them'
selves and get back into our
good graces through bowing and
scraping. We should not forget
their true character the Japs
are entirely different persons
when they are on top. Lt.-Col.
James Devereux.
OBITUARY
DURELLE VOr.NET CAVE VI) EH
Dure) e Volncy Cavender, a. resident of
Klamath Fall for the past IS months,
passed away In this city Tuesday, No
vember 27, 11143, at 6:90 a. m. Tha de
ceased was a native of Midland. Tex.,
and was aged 40 yean 4 month and 0
days at me time ot nis passim, ne was
a member of the Masonic lodge, and of
the painter local In Klamath Fall. He
Is survived by his mother.
Stephen of Carlsbad, N. M.;
Mrs. M. L,
sister.
Georgia uene james or zneivin, iex.,
and a brother, B. C. Cavender of Carls
bad, N. M. The remain are being
forwarded to the West Funeral Home In
Carlsbad, N. M., where funeral services
will be held. Ward's Klamath Funeral
Home 1 in charge of arrangements.
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DIGESTIVE TRAGI
And Stop Doting Your Stomach
With Soda and Alkalir
Don't expect to get roil relief from
headache, sour stomach, gtm and bad
breath by taking eoda and other alka
llzera If the true cause of your trouble Is
constipation.
In thia caBe, your real trouble la not In
theatomach at all. But in the intestinal
tractwherc80 ofyourfoodls digested.
And when it gets blocked it fail to
digest properly.
What you want for roal relief la not
soda or an alkalizer but something to
"unblock" your intestinal tract. Some
thing to clean it out effectively help
Mature get back on her feet.
Get Carter's Pills right now. Take
themosdfrectcd.Theygontlyandeffec- ,
tively "unblock" your digestive tract.
This permits your food to move along
normally. Nature's own dlgcstivojulces
can then reach it. You get genuine relief
that makes you feel really good again.
Oct Carter's Pills at any drugstore
25. "Unblock" your Intestinal tract for
ml relief Irom indigestion.
From the Klamath Republican
November 30, 1805
S. O. Johnson of tho McCloud
River Kalli'ond company hus
purchased lO.UUO ucrcs of timber
land in the Aspen lnko ami. Ex
tension ot mo railroad to Klunv
ath Fulls appeals a certainty.
Winter has set in at Crater
take park and the snow is scvor-
ai feel deep already.
From The Evening Herald
Novombor 38, 1933
Gcoi'tio Drown, 40, Klamath
Indian, was killed in an automo
bile accident on tile Spraguc
River road today,
For the second time In a
month, Klamath Union hiKli
school offices wero raided by n
bui'Klur this morninpf. the
thieves left with empty hands.
Merrill
Word has been received hero
by Mr, and Mrs. M. A. Uowmun
that their son, PFC Vernon Dow
man, Is out of the hospital after
a two months sclito and lias re
turned to duty with the army of
occupation at invested. Ho has
been overseas one year.
Bessie Hodges, nuinnuer of
Safeway here has been called
to Missouri by tho Illness of Iter
mother. Her return homo Is indefinite.
Mr. and Mrs, R. E. Dnllcy
have returned from Niimpn,
Idaho, where they spent Thanks-
KivinK with their son-in-law and
daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Louis
Svehlak, former residents of
Mnlin and Merrill.
Sjft. Albert Kuehne, army
radio technician has returned
hero for a visit after spending
several months in the South
Pacific. He is the son of Andy
Kuehne. former Merrill ulumbcr
and electrician now residing in
California. Young Kuehnc's wife
Is the former Vera McDonald,
Merrill, now in Los Angeles.
Plans are completo for the an
nual Christmas party and pot
luck luncheon to be given Thurs
day. December 6, by the Merrill
Library club In the Oddfellows
hall. Dinner will be served at
one o'clock with tho Rift ex
change, Christmas program and
election of . officers to follow.
Anyone bringing children should
bring a small gift to put under
the tree. All members ond past
members arc cordially invited to
attend.
' HORNS OF HAIR
The prongnorn antelope has
horns made of hair. The outer
covering is made of closely
growing, giutinatcd hair, hard
ened into a protective covering
over the Inner, bony core. Curi
ously, this hairy shell, like the
animal's coat, is shed annually.
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Lt. Gen. Sir Alan Gordon
Cunningham was named high
commissioner for Palestine and
Tranijordnn. He succeeds Lord
Gort, who retired because of
111 health. (AP Wlrephoio)
Government Sued
For Land Payment
PORTLAND, Nov, 28 W).
Thirteen suits asking federal
payment for use of land near the
Malheur lake migratory bird
refuge were on file in federal
court today.
The suits, brought by a group
of residents In the Harney conn-
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J. C. PENNEY CO.
Farmers Attention!
Wa kill, dress and chill your hogi Vac par pound.
Wa curt and imoka your ham and bacon 5e par.
pound.
We have the bait facilities. Our work is guaran
teed. WHY PAY MORE?
JOHNSON PACKING CO.
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PHONE 5323