October 5, 1944
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Today's Roundup
By MALCOLM EPLEY
THE national magazines, radio broadcasts and
T other publicity media, are now carrying
nlwerful pleas for the national war chest. Na
powenui piw" -omnnien is lust open-
tionaliy, we wr a.v.. -".
ing, and some tuamain pbv
may not realize uu
Jar as this community is con
cerned, Is the Klamath County
Combined Community Fund.
Those who are inclined to
respond to this -current na
tional campaign should do so
by contributing to the com
munity fund. Throughout the
country, the war chest is be
ing combined this year with
itv financial drives, as
is being done in Klamath county.
The reason the Klamath campaign was step
ped up ahead of the national drive was that
the time set for the national campaign coin
cides with the harvest peak in Klamath county.
Because farmers were certain to be overloaded
with work at that time, it was decided to spring
the Klamath campaign earlier. But it is still
going on aVid needs the support of everyone.
'
Effective
SOME mighty effective pleas in behalf of the
war chest are being made tm-ough the na
tionwide media. One such appears on the back
cover of Reader's Digest for this month, and is
written by Bob Hope, movie comedian who has
been featured throughout the world on USO
shows. . ' ,
USO, incidentally, gets the. major share of
Klamath's contribution to the war chest. USO
will put that much, and more, back into this
community as it takes over a big job in the
local service men's hospitality program.
Klamath is certainly not in any position to
skinflint this year on USO.
News Behind the News
' By PAUL MALLON
WASHINGTON, Oct. 8 There Is- a com
monly prevailing notion the republicans
will win congress even if Dewey loses. This is
an easy assumption which takes the fullest pos
sible liberties with the inner facts of the situa
tion. A careful check suggests rather that the
election of Dewey is essential to bring both
houses of congress Into the republican column.
Or rather It is, unless the voters go in for an
unprecedented amount of ticket-splitting and
turn entirely away srom m
after checking Mr. Roosevelt.
Good Chance
THE republicans have their best chance In
the house. There the lineup today is:
Republicans 212, democrats 216, vacancies 3,
other parties, 4.
Without the aid of a pencil, a glancing ob
server might conclude the house to be certainly
republican, as only six more seats are needed.
Maybe but the unnoticed fact inside the mat
ter is that the republicans already fully hold
the congressional field outside the cities and
the rigid, if not solid, south.
They may logically figure to pick up a scat
in Seattle, and one or two in Kentucky, one In
Wisconsin and some others similarly scattered.
But unless Dewey pulls in a lot of districts now
designated democratic (or there is heavy ticket
splitting) a republican majority in the house
cannot now be calculated in the strong terms
that are being used on the stump and among
the commentators.
'
Gains Certain
STRONG republican gains in the senate are
sure. Offhand about six democratic seats
are certainly in such dire danger that the re
publicans already have one hand on them,, and
the democratic loss will no doubt be greater,
even if Mr. Roosevelt oozes through. (Hazard
ously held democratic seats include those of
Idaho, Utah, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Iowa,
New Jersey and doubtful are California, New
York, Kentucky, Maryland and Connecticut.)
But a gain of 12 seats is necessary for the
republicans to win the senate, and this is at
least twice as difficult an assumption to accept
at this time.
People do not appreciate the critical import
ance of congressional elections, no doubt be
cause they cannot visualize so many races
around the country, whereas the presidential
race is expressed in two single opposing person
alities. But it has equal importance this year
with the president upon the future course of
Senator Burton (republican) has said
that inasmuch as the congress is certain to
continue as anti-New Deal (and it is) the voters
can get coherent government only by electing
Dewey. "
The southern democrats are answering back
that they may be anti-New Deal but as yet not
republican. This : is true, but on economic
issue the important one which will make the
country what it is to be they will vote more
often as republicans will vote than as New
Dealers do.
The following conclusions are assurable:-
New Deal Dead
THE New Deal is dead and cannot be revived.
Mr. Roosevelt will hive no chance to swing
both houses to his way upon any controversial
issue, national or international, unless he gets
the votes out of the republican party. The
Hillman crowd which is backing him can be
paid off only in executive actions, not by gov
ernmental action.
In short, Mr. R.'s victory would continue a
stalemate in which , the king may squirm and
complain, but can seldom make himself success
fully heard.
A Dewey victory would bring a new kind
of government with an affirmative program like
ly to be carried through. It would bring a
' reform government and signify a return to one
party management of national affairs.
HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FAU.5, UKbUUlN
tholr total income in raicu lit.
lull lcclcnil Income taxes,
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Hugo, and . yr,.8;ii
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From the Klamath Republican
September ii. au
Cnrtninlv (he roads will be
just as bail this winter as they
were Inst.
From the Klamath News
October S. 1934
.1 I.. Snarretorn. nioneor Bo
nanza business man. died this
week at Sun Francisco.
Klamath county expects to
harvest 4000 carloads of potatoes
this fall.
TRIBUNE EXPANSION EYED
CHICAGO. Oct. 5 ll The
Chicago Tribune 'is considering
publishing one or two other
newspapers after the war. Col.
Robert R. McCormick, editor
and oublisher. disclosed toriny
in a message uuuuiuii; me '
newspaper's plans to reemploy ;
war veterans and retain war
replacements.
Reports Incorrect
Of Bend Trailers
Shipped to Klamath
Reports cmcernliig the 76
trailers being dismantled in
Bend and brought to Klamath
Fulls me Incorrect, according
to Fred A. C u I h b e r t. senior
housing representative for the
f ederal Housing agency.
To check the reports, Charles
R. Stnik, chnmber of commerce
secretary, called Cuthbert lit his
Portland office Thursday morn
ing, and Cuthbert stated that
there was no program under
way to provide additional trail
ers" for Klamath Falls. How
ever, the request for more
l-'HA row-houses for Klnmath
Fulls has gone In, Cuthbert
FDR Talk Slated
For Local Station
The speech of Franklin
D. Roosevelt scheduled for to
night will be heard over the
local radio station, It was im
ported today.
Tho talk Is slated to begin
at 7 p. in., Pacific war time.
Senator Guy Cordon of
Oregon will also speak to
night over tho local station,
8:30 to 9 p. ni.. over a special
Oregon hookup.
said, and an answer may bo ex
pected within ton days.
If you want to sell It phone
The Herald and News "want
ads." 3124.
Telling
The Editor
Isttsn printed hm rniat not b4 mors
tHtn SOo words In Isnstti, must bo writ
ten Mflbljr on ONE SIDI ol tho pipar
only, ind mutt bo signed. Contributions
following shots ruin, art wsrmly wl
FOR A TEEN-AGE CLUB
KLAMATH FALLS, Ore., (To
the Editor) I am one of the
many students at KUHS that
wish to back up Lyle Steers' ar
ticle. Two weeks ago, I started
high school here as a sophomore
and was definitely amazed at the
lack of recreational places for
kids of high school age. I came
from Yakima, Wash., and at this
time last year we were faced
with the same problems. We
couldn't get a bit of help from
our older, supposedly more re
spected citizens. Then slowly,
people woke up. Was it our fault
we congested on street corners
or at soda fountains? Certainly
not. Where else was there to go?
Finally, students, church rep
resentatives, teachers and some
suspicious citizens got together.
Right now they have one of the
nicest teen-age clubs in the
northwest and have eliminated
the so-called juvenile delinquen
cy. What's to stop Klamath
from having the same thing?
I'll tell you. A bunch of slow
minded know-it-alls, who, al
though they won't admit it,
dont think we're capable of
amounting to much. Certainly
they're our respected citizens,
but remember we teen-agers are
your citizens of tomorrow.
I am making an appeal to you
parents to help us. My mother
went to school here at the old
high school on the hill, and it is
her opinion kids are no worse
now than they were in "24" or
''25," or for that matter, than
they ever were. Parents, we
need your support if we are to
curb this so-called juvenile de
linquency. We can't do it alone.
If you don't want us hanging
around on street corners or park
ing at Moore park, for heaven's
sake back a teen-age club!
We're willing to cooperate.
Give us a chance to prove our
worth.
Thank you,
HELEN KNOWLES,
KUHS Sphomorc. H. R. 313,
Classified Ads Bring Results
Today On The Western Front
By The Associated Press
U. S. first army- Captured Beggendorf in a lightning ad
vance that threatened to crumble the famed Siegfried west
wall in the Aachen sector.
U. S. third army Clung tenaciously to its hold on three
corners of the mighty fortress Driant, guarding Metz, the gate
way to southwestern Germany.
U. S. seventh army Ran into stiffening German resist
ance as it moved doggedly toward the Vosges mountain gate
way to Germany, Belf ort gap, on the extreme southern end
of the front. "
British second army Took the spotlight on the front as
heavy fighting flared all along the Nijmegen-Arnhem corridor.
The tommies were taking the initiative against apparently
reinforced Germans. .
Canadian first army, Marked time before Dunkerque
awaiting expiration of a 48-hour truce before assaulting that
last nazi channel stronghold -
Flashes of
Life
By The Associated Press
SLICK SALVAGE
NEW YORK, N. Y. To
grease the skids for the axis,
223,500,000 pounds of used cook
ing fat have been collected by
civilians, the American Fat Sal
vage Committee, Inc., reports.
The armed forces have added an
other 122,900,000 pounds.
RUCKUS
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. A quiet,
dignified lady of 28 years, who
has given three pints of blood for
plasma and three brothers to the
service, wanted squash with her
meal instead of potatoes.
"Don't you know there is a
war on?" demanded the wait
ress. In East Cambridge district
court, the 28-year-old dignified
defendant, now nn S9.R hail - ,m
attempt to explain why the tidy
restaurant, a rendezvous of Rad
cliffe college girls, became
PILES
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Phono 16M
r-A Gem of Thought From Idella's ,
There was an old Maid named Ladd.
Who wished to get married quite bad,
When at last she was wed
Some old Cat said,
' ;: V Gosh but was that a break for her dad.
Sardines . . . .'..'17c to 30c can
AT IDELLA'S
Ma a Ql!
slightly disarranged a few sec
onds after that now-famous ques
tion. '
SMALL STUFF
HAMILTON, Mont. Mr. and
Mrs. Elmer Sargent hunted and
hunted, but had no' luck. But
when they caught up with .their
13-year-old son Leroy, they
found be had shot and was busy
skinning a big elk. Needed only
one shot, too,
GOAT
MISSOULA, Mont. The goat
had butted every kid in the
neighborhood, so the law was
called in. The officer figured the
best way to catch the goat was
from the rear, so he tiptoed
around the corner of the garage.
But the goat had the same idea.
The cop now feels sorry for him
self in the same place the young
sters did.
If it's a "frozen" article vou
need, advertise for a used one
in the classified.
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INTERVENTION ASKED
WASHINGTON, Oct, 5 (P)
A u fi'lonrt of U court, Hie
Ntuto of Oregon yesterday asked
the smiromo court for authority
to Intervene In a ca which tlio
,.nu,-i hu iiui'eml to (in-
clclo whether under Oklahoma
9 drop. In ucb nostril
shrink tunbrn, mid
sturTiKl nos. opons. Coil,
tlon UsooDlyudlraoiM.
riNIIRO N0SI DROPS
Allon Adding Mochlnoi
Frldon Calculator.
Royal Typowritors
Desks Chain Flloi
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From where I sit ... JyJoc Marsh
Words That
Roll Off Your Tongue
Ed Hodges and tho doctor were
holding forth about how words
only mean something whon you
think about them; and that a lot
of word! seem to lose their
moaning Just bocauae they're
used too glibly.
An the doctor pat M, "ffcoy
roll oft yoar tongae without go
ing throaRh your mind. Take
tolerance (or lnUnce..,otno
of the people who use it moat
tinderaland It InuiC
From whore I sit, It looks HVe
tho doctor la right. But tolerance
la mighty eaay to understand.
After nil, It Jiifil fomon down to'
having roiipcct for nihnr fulkii'
rights. I dun't mean Junt In Ui
big thlnga llko niayba what x
lltlcal party a follow beliinijn to.
Out In tho llttlo IIiIiikh, ln, llko
having a glusa of beer oc
slonally.
Hevina to tun If rvci y time no
poke about loloriiiirn
houittit nlimil ulint It innini
maylie then we'd nil of us urt
living It nml not Junt jilUlri(
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