CUCUMBERS?
I HAVE EM
THIS LONG
REMEVV3ER THE SPORT WHO
EXAGGERATED HIS FISH STORIES?
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.
i knew it was a good seed
COMPANY BECAUSE THE HEAD OF
IT HAS THE SAME LAST NAME.
AS THAT OF A GIRL I WENT
WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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THE FELLOW WHO ALWAYS CLAIMED HE
WON HIS HQRSE RACES ON HUNCHES.
LOOK A PERFECT GARDEN . . .AND
I NEVER FOLLOWED A SINGLE
DIRECTION ON THE SEED PACKETS.
THE GUV WHO ALWAYS PRIDED HIMSELF
ON FOLLOWING THE ADVICE OF NO ONE,
HA HA I RAISED JUST AS
MANY POTATOES AS VOU
.AND ON HALF THE GROUND.
THE CHAP WHO ALWAYS BOUGHT THE SAME
THINGS YOU DID., .ONLY AT HALF PRICE.
BEFORE EACH SOWING, I MEASURED THE
A HUMIDITY OF THE AIR, DIRECTION AND
WELOCITY OF THE WIND... AND...
THE AMATEUR WEATHER MAN WHO NEVER.
UNDERTOOK ANY PROJECT WITHOUT A
COMPLETE METEOROLOGICAL OBSERVATION .
i rrs n riM-r Mice aitu aavCADDFW '
FIGURING THE ANGLE OF THE SUN
AND THE SLOPE OF THE LAND, I
THEN PROCEEDED TO...
THE SCI ENTIFTcBikD WHO USED TO
LINE UP HIS GOLF PUTTS BY SOME
SORT OF A MATHEMATICAL FORMULA.
f I OWE THE SPLENDID SHOWING OFJ
7 MY GARDEN TO THE FACT THAT I I :
X NEVER PLANTED OR HOED IT
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COm, WllYNIlVICi;iMfc iN mJf I I 1812
AND THE SUPER -SUPERSTITIOUS GENT.
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
SMART-ALECS PRETENDING
HES DROWNING.
X BET
r 3
you u dc 1 1 cr. p-ui-l. mm r
7 OUT ANYWAY, BETTY, j-' I
Xfl -lu:" IN Wt I
'f ITHOUGHT XNO...I JUST WAITED Y
YOU WERE . J To ASK YoU A FEW
V, DROWNING QUESTIONS .' WHAT '
J.
IT'S ABOUT A
QUARTER AFTER
FOUR
L:
WHAT TIME DOES
THE CROWD
LEAVE THE
BEACH ?
( USUALLY ) C WILL X.
WHEN IT THERE BE )
GETS . 7 A MOON
t DARK ( TONIGHT ? J
NOT UNTIL LATE, AND M
IT'LL BE PITCH rJf 3?iU WWM
DARK IN ABOUT JkifL uKrJm0&
i
I'M POSITIVE .'THE MOON IS
W THE LAST QUARTER , AND
IT WONT COME UP UNTIL
A Bni rr MlklP" w'V
THANksl THINK 1'Ll
i JUST 9,VIM AROUND OUT ) 1
f HERE UNTIL ABOUT if -K
NINE o'clock
WHY'WERE You INTERESTED
IN THE MOON? WERE
YOU THINKING OF HOW
TT AFFECTS THE
TIDE?
J ;
r .
T TT AFFECTS THE Lu&
V NO,I WAS THINKING OF How
C IT AFFECTS THE UNTIED X f M
v I LOST MY BATHING r-tA