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HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
April 15, 1048
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Managing Editor
Today s Roundup
By MALCOLM EPLEV '
KLAMATH union labor usually stacks up
pretty well with the best of union leader,
ship and rank and file attitude anywhere. On
... . occasion, it stands out most
favorably in comparison with
certain short-sighted policies
which may be demonstrated
by certain factions of union
labor elsewhere.
This week, for instance, wo
have the heartening resolution
from the AFL Lumber and
Sawmill Workers union op
posing strikes, lockouts, ad
journments of work, or any
EPLEY other stoppage of production
in the lumber industry, here and elsewhere.
Such a policy is fully justified by current
conditions, not onlv because there is a wartime
need for the lumber produced, but because elab
orate machinery and safeguards have been built
up in recent years which virtually eliminate
tm!.necessity of such drastic measures to gain
labor's gust ends.
Currently, too, we have here the spectacle of
union labor carrying voluntarily the leadership
of the "war savings campaign in this county in
the difficult months of March and April.
Suchr contributions, as Ave" have said, stand
out in: distinct contrast with things that some
times -pecur in labor circles elsewhere, or even
in the. national leadership of the organizations
to which our unions belong.
One such . situation which came to national
Attention recently was the AFL opposition to
theHobbs bill in congress to place robbery and .
extortion under the national anti-racketeering
act : It did. labor no good for the AFL to be
bitterly opposing a congressional attempt to
suppress robber' and extortion. The bill passed
by an overwhelming majority, indicating con
gressional reaction to the country's attitude on -this:
question.. We do not believe the men who
hc)Morm the policies of union labor hereabouts
would nave unaertaKen such a questionable
enterprise..
News Behind ihe News
By PAUL MALLON
k ASH1NGTON, April 15 Mr. Roosevelt
VV left but the most important point in his
statement protesting congressional repeal of his
$23,000 salary limitation.
. He built up a case of how
it i- u
1Wr m nuike more than 25.000
others
lives and
li- )' m:i
IVfcS year in wartime when
ore sacrificing their liv
V4..W -jm work for so much less.
MALLON
Dehydrator Talk
RECURRENT interest in the possibility of a
dehydration plant in Klamath Falls would
indicate that the advantages of this location
are such that the idea will not be downed.
At nresent. a considerable vnlnma nf- Vlam.
atu potatoes are, being shipped to dehydration , We HcCS Defense Figures
plants in California or In the Willamette valley. ; irm.v vt o.ij.rf ?,.,
That
is the CIO case. They built
up the idea that big salaries
are unfair to the poor man.
The opposite happens to be
true, as can bo proved.
Thus $25,000 salary limita
tion would cost the government $100,000,000
year in taxes. The people's treasury, the poor
man's treasury, would lose that colossal sum
in wartime when Mr, Morgenthau is scrapping
for every cent he can get. This $100,000,000
deficiency would have to be met, not by the
rich, but by the CIO workers and others who
would have to pay more taxes.
The estimate of this $100,000,000 tax cost has
been furnished by Colin F. Stam, chief expert
of the joint congressional committee on taxa'
tion, an impartial authority, and also the best.
Far better for the poor man it will now be,
as the high salaried man will be permitted to
earn without limit and the treasury will take
most of it away from him in taxes.
: Actually, those who earn above $25,000, net
after taxes, will be allowed to retain 10, 20,
or 30 per cent of what they make above that
figure. The government will get the 70, 80, or
90 per cent of their earnings. If it tried to
get all, obviously the big movie actor, the out
standing lawyer or proiessional man, would just
earn his $25,000 and quit.
Ask me why the government made such a
foolish proposal or the CIO endorsed it, and
I cannot answer. Perhaps, some political ad
vantage might accrue to those espousing any
action against high wage-earners, even at the
cost of $100,000,000 to the government in a
year. True also, the average man does not
stop to figure these things out. .
. .. At any rate, the move to limit salaries is now'
dead by congressional action. Let no one erect
over its grave any false notion that it would
have helped the poor man or anyone else.
This has been going on throughout the shipping '
season,'-with freight being paid on the water ;
that is in these, potatoes and which is removed ;
' at the dehydration plants. ". v,y i
Obviously, the place to dehydrate them is ;
here I, in the growing area, thus saving this'1
wasted freight.. .' " . .; .
Foi more than a year, there has-been an
undercurrent of. interest In a debydrator loca
tion jQfeQne firm actually obtained govern
mental permission to establish such a plant.
This firm has its headquarters in Chicago, and
for various reasons it finally abandoned its
Klamath project. However, if it had been
able' immediately to make local arrangements
for quarters, while the plan was hot, It might'
have gone through.
Since the first proposal, a number of other
firms and individuals have looked Into the possi
bilities of a dehydrator here, and one such in
vestigation is currently under way.
Perhaps one of these proposals will bear
fruit.. This location certainly must have con
siderable merit. . -
Those Smaller Bonds
ONE trouble with these large contributions
to the April war savings enterprise, such
as the. high school district's $100,000, is that
they have a tendency to make the little bond
buyer wonder what his small contribution
amounts to in the larger picture.
The'.big purchases, of course, are necessary
if Klamath county is to make the high quota
of $1,269,000 for the campaign, but so, also,
are the small ones, and the latter are more
important than the . big ones in' the national
effort t'to "hold the line" against inflation.
Excessive purchasing power Is a major factor
In an inf lationary spiral. Bond buying out of
regular1, earnings reduces that Inflationary force,
at tle . same time giving the buyer a sound
investment and a reserve buying power that
can be brought into play in a later period
when national and private economy need added
buying power,
The' follow who squeezes out the cash for
some extra "E" bonds is doing his part in a big
way in tills campaign period.
"E", bond purchases for March and April in
Klamath county should reach $500,000, which
Is the goal set by union labor In Hi drive
lo mnko Klamath bonds buy a sub-chaser in
March and April. Those who buy E bonds
this month are helping union labor and the
war savings committee make their quota, they
are helping the nation and they are helping
themselves. That's ft lot of argument
.
Two western insurance companies have allo
cated -$25,000 for purchase of war savings bonds
in Klamath county. Similar news from the big
companies with eastern headquarters would
also make good reading.
W1
HILE Vice President Wallace is better
known for his quart of milk a day pro
nouncements, he once said months ago that our
military expenditures !' after ; the war would
have to be "cut" to $20,000,000,000 a year.
- Some talk that our two-ocean navy will have
to be a four-ocean navy and air force explains
this tremendous figure more than 20 times as
much as we spent for defense in our slumbering
days after the last war. '
But whether defense is to cost $20,000,000,
000 a year or not,: the new debt increase bill
which the president let become law without
his signature because of his objection to the
$25,000 salary rider, shows what a tremendously
expensive government we will have
When the debt rises to $210,000,000,000, the
interest costs to the treasury will be more than
$5,000,000,000 a year nearly enough to run
two whole United States governments in the
Coolidge era.
Executive and administrative costs lately have
averagea about $7,000,000,000. Consequently
government even without defense must
cost $12,000,000,000 a year, or $2,000,000,000
more than the New Dealers ever spent in their
wlldest spending year before the war.
If you add on to this only 25 per cent of
Wallace's estimate and place defense costs at
$5,000,000,000 a year, you will have an annual
federal budget of $17,000,000,000 twice the
size of the average New Deal spending outlay.
More Tax Talk
HOUSE ways and means committee Chairman
Doughton was wined and dined at home
recently and, therefore, came back stronger
than ever against Ruml, etc. He was angry
at reports that democratic Floor Leader Mac
Cormack was working behind the scenes to get
something out of the tax mess in a pay-as-you-go
line. , ...
The situation is still inexplicable. All con
cerned sometimes feel that they look like be
wildered children rather than tax leaders, and
they are right in that conclusion, at least . . .
. . . Some serious "MacArthur for president"
talk Is heard in republican circles for the first
time. One of the favorite sons privately lists
MacArthur as his personal candidate (does not
want his name used yet) , , ,
. . . What brought this talk out was the
Stlmson order designed to prevent anyone in
the army from running for a political office
other than he now holds, or held when placed
on active duty. The order thus helped the
MacArthur Idea. If anyone wants MacArthur
to run for president, such an order will certain
ly not stop him . , ,
. . . After getting a fourth term organization
started and putting forth the idea to the
country, the administration game now is to
soft pedal all talk, along that lino. You hear
very little discussion, even In congressional
cloakrooms.
SIDE GLANCES
'k m JJp
con iw by hta srtvtcr. wc. r. m. mo. u. i cay. orr.
"Joo's big brollicr broke his leg iIoiii u purm-hutc jump
in the Army, so we're Hying our kite over his house for a
kind of salute!" .
Ml Ml
CONVIGTED OF
poLuin
News Notes and'i
::;!jjC0M
By ANITA GWYN CAMPBELL
Now we know that spring
has arrived. The girls gym
classes have been doing their
Bfrsc-,. , v.-a daily dozen on
aHa the lawn. Those
iN?'w.5 gr a c e f u 1 fig.
-- rI
die rigufr tuuen
f :Sf J . if; to the campus.
?t - ,fe Do we hear en-
Sfei, cores?
mm
Wedncsd a y
afternoon the
student council
met to elect the nominating
committee. There were two
members from each class elect
ed. The eight members are as
follows: Seniors, Mary Landry
and Talbert Sehorn; juniors,
Marjorie Palmerton and Lester
Bishop; Marcelyn Wiggins and.
Jini Case; Lois Cada and Don
Eittreim. ...
There will be a senior class
I FARMS
EGOfi
EYE
BE
ANOTHER
YEAR
CORVALLIS, April 15 (AP)
Given good yields, Oregon
farmers will have another rec
ord Income year In 1043, Ore
gon State college extension spe
cialists said today.
Last year they were paid 220
million dollars, an all-time high.
Of this amount, 207 million
dollars came from farm market
ings and the balance came
from sale of forage, cover crops
seeds, fiber flax and farm-
raised fur.
Almost double the 1935 In
come, the 1042 figure was 37
per cent greater than that for
1941. A mid-March survey
showed the general average of
farm price levels was 42 per
cent higher than the year previous.
meeting of
the Senior
10:35 a. m.
those interested
Follies Monday
Teen-Age Army Organized
To Guard Oregon Forests
SEATTLE, : April 18 UP) A
teen-age army is being mobll
ited to guard the expansive
Washington-Oregon forest front
from the ravages of fire this
Bummr, ' .. .
: Rocru'ited In high schools, the
bpys 10 and older will fill in
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t.h. . . i
during the manpower shortage
and leave the lumberjacks free
to carry on with their vital war
production work, except in cases
of extreme fire emergency. They
will work In conjunction with
regular lookouts and rangers.
. The Washington Forest Fire
association, irt outlining the sum
mer program, said federal, state
and private agencies would
pool their efforts in the fire pro
tection camsalan.
Wartime has added sabotage
and possible air raids as fire
threats in addition to the usual
causes logging, lightning and
human carelessness, Only yes
terday, Governor Arthur B.
Langlie warned residents of the
state that the Japanese would
drop incendiary bombs in the
Bettie Hopkins 795,045
Betty McKinney 80,500
Vivian Dirschl 104,425
Sally Mueller 310,910
All of the classes are really
working now. Are you helping
one of these girls and also do
ing your part for this great
country.
The Victory contest is next
Friday, April 23. Admission
price is any where from two
25-ccnt War Stamps on up.
Schmeling Still
Treated for Hurts
Received in Crete
The Berlin radio said today
that Max Schmeling, former
heavyweight boxing champion,
still is receiving treatment for
wounds he received as a para
chute trooper in Crete in 1941.
It said he was in Berlin.
The broadcast was recorded
by The Associated Press.
The London Daily Sketch had
reported on Tuesday that a
broadcast by the nazi-controlled
Paris radio said Schmeling had
been captured by the Russians
and was seriously wounded.
Civilian Defense
Training Calendar
GOLDENDALE, Wash., April
14 W) An ali-mnla Jury con
victed 18-yenr-old Robert G.
Jennings, of Yuklmn, of first do
greo murder tndny for the shoot
ing of Statu Patrolman John H.
Gulden last December 22, but
recommended leniency.
The verdict was renched lit
0:45 a. m., and rend In the court
room of Superior Judge Howard
J. Atwcll nt 10 a. m.
To the question whothor the
dcutli penalty should bo Inflict'
cd, tho jury verdict read "No.
Frank Curl, a farmer, was fore
man of tho jury of 10 farmers, a
truck driver and a store clerk
Prosecutor Edgar H. Cunflcld
did not ask the death penalty in
nis closing argumont.
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From the files 40 y.
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northwest's forests if they could
find any way to get them here.
He recalled the dropping of an
incendiary in a lone incident in
an Oregon forest last year.
The teen-age forest corps will
be given a short training course,
will bo paid $130 a month for
the summer and will be housed
in forest camps.
In addition, several thousand
farmers and white collar work
ers in smaller communities are
expected to form a second line
of defense under the office of
civilian defense.
In Mason county, a scene of
extensive lumbering operations,
500 "junior forest wardens al
ready have started patrolling
highways and roads, in a special
guard against cigarette flippers.
Recruited from grade and Jun
ior high schools at Shclton, they
are, said Mayor Maurice H.
Ncedham of Shelton, "perform
ing their voluntary duties with
an enthusiasm and earnestness
that cannot be matched by
adults."
As many as 12 different kinds
of weeds in various parts of the
United Slates are called "creep
ing Jenny."
First Meeting, April 16, 1943,
8 p. m. at KUHS. '
Subject: General Course. '
1. Target for Tonight film.
2. The Klamath Falls Defense
council Earl Reynolds.
3. The Klamath Falls Con
trol Center Harold Francy.
4. The Work of the Rescue
Unit film 16 minutes.
5. Summary Earl Reynolds,
civilian defense council coordi
nator. All enrollees are asked to
bring pencils for registration.
Correspondents
Wait Response to
Food Meet Charges
WASHINGTON, April 15
(AP) Capitol correspondents
looked to the White House to
day for a response to charges
that barring newsmen from the
forthcoming International
Food conference would repre
sent "an abridgment of the
freedom of the press" and set
a pattern for secrecy at future
world parleys.
The conference Is slated to
start May 18 at the Homestead
hotel in Hot , Springs Va,
Gas rationing and slower driv
ing will keep the American mo
tor industry from having as
great a turn over this summer,
If you want to sell it phone
The Herald and News "want
ads," ?124 . .
From tho Klamath Republican
April 24. 1903
Nearly every rancher In tho
volley was nt Merrill lost Frl
dny for tho big meeting on the
proposed Merrill mutual canal
Tho purpose is to tap Upper
iuamnin inKc, and Irrigate 73,'
uuu acres. Total cost of con'
structlon is estlmntcd at $273,'
uuu. Digging a cut near the
point where tho water leaves
the lnke will cost about $270,'
000. The contract calls for
purchase of perpetual wnter
rights by the ranchers at $10 an
acre. An additional mainte
nance fco not to exceed $1 Is
charged.
W. O. Smith Is temporarily
filling the vacancy In the office
of Klamath county deputy clerk,
caused by tho resignation of
Ircd Houston.
From th Klamath Ntwt
Aptil 15, 1933
Trout fishermen sallied forth
today with conditions generally
promising.
Tulclako residents at Inst will
get soven-dny mail service.
Emll Albrccht , will open a
modern store hero this week.
Ma npower Shortage
Seen in Cannery
Help This Year
SEATTLE, April 18 (AP)
The manpower shortage mny
result in a turnout of only 16,
000 Alaska, Washington and
Oregon fishermen and cannery
workers, instead of tho custo
mary 27,000, but every effort
will be made to meet the gov.
crnmcnt's request for a 6,000,'
000 case salmon pack this sen
son. ' ,
Ask Lynn Roycrof t
How to Get the Most Insurance
Protection at Least Cost
Let him gle j on
ihe full details
on (he
complete pro
tection of the
Homekteptr
Plan.
MA
OREGON MUTUAL LIFE
INSURANCI COMPANY
Lynn Roycrof t
118 North Seventh Street
T Currlu'i, the other dny,
Vuui'O told me that ho bo
lluvcd people would bo no
Ing back to good old talcum
powder bemuse of tho cur'
tnllmont ot cologne production
. , , So here s n tip;
Roger mid Gullet, ono of tho
most famous perfume mul cos
metic houses, lini come out with
n little box celled "Snchot and
Talcum" , , . And that's wliut
Is In It!
Thoy'ro In matching frn
grances . , The sachet to sprliv
kla In among your lingerie
and things , . , Tho tnlcum to
prlnklo on yourself after your
bath or shower , . . And thoy
come In thrco fragrnncos . , .
Night of Dollght, Fleuri d'
Amour, and Oolllet Bleu (Dlue
Cnrnatlon).
Tho box Is only $1.10
Currln's.
At
Is in
about
ENGLAND, naturally,
quite a situation
furs. . , . Imports of pelts
nro very small, there is a
00 23 per cent purchaso
price based on wholesale soiling
prices, a fur coat takes 18 cou
pons out of a person's total of
60 points for 14 months' cloth
ing. , . . And other troubles are
numerous.
Ono interesting result of the
shortage of pells is tho increase
in tho uso of rnbblt skins.
Which are from English rab
bits and don't have to bo inv
ported.
Tho English furriers have
mado new discoveries In dress
ing and dyeing rabbit skins and
tho resulting product Is said to
be amazingly good-looking and
durable compared , to pro-war
rabbit fur.
In fact, tho English bollovo
that after the war there will be
greatly Increased market in
America for thoir rabbit fur
Which always has been and
is expected to contlnuo to bo
expensive.
Pin outhlons lor hots Is on
now fad among tho ptopl wht
go In lor tho oxtromo and uiv
usual, , , . Tho pin cuihloni
are mads of volvot and Mod oi
tho head with mallno.
t
I
set
'rom where I sit . . ,
Joe Marsh.
John Trumbull, our postmaster,
looks up from his newspaper
yesterday and says: "I see they
caught another one o' them so
called 'gang-lords' of the Pro
hibition era.
"Wonder how long it's going
to take us to wipe out the evil
Prohibition left behind ... not
to mention tho billions of dollars
lt cost the people?"
Well, John's right o' course.
Ifnrd to believe America could
ever pint a Inw like Prohibition,
Bnt from where I sit It' a htg
consolation -now that Prohibi
tion Is over-to see how model
ntlon and tolerance have grown
tip In Its place.
Nowadays, if a man enjoys a
frlondly glass of beer or two
after a day's work, he not only
can do lt In clean, respectable
surroundings -but he knows
that no bootlegger or gangster Is
making a red cent on It,
.8
A'o. 57 of a Seriet
Copyright, 1943, Brewing liululry Foundation
1 HETHER you're young or
' old, a brldo or celebrating
your golden wedding,
you'll find one of tho
books put out by tho Sun
magazine is what you vo
beon wishing you could find.
Oarcclon s just received them
. . You'll see them in the
window.
Tho Sunset "Household Hand'
book" is loaded down with in'
formation on how to take care
of your house and what's In lt
and around it . . . f rom turni
turo to lawn mowers,
Tho Sunset "Gordon Book"
tells all about planting . ,
Where, what, etc,
Tho Sunset "Borbecuo- Book
explains everything on the sub
Ject from building a barbecue
pit to cooking In it.
The Sunset "Host and Hostess
Book" gives Innumerable valua
ble hints on entertaining and
serving guests.
These are all SI. 00 , , , But
there aro Sunset booklets on
the same and other subjects for
29c.
All tho Information In these
books has appeared at some
time or other In the Sunset
magazine . , Bo suro to see
them at Garcclon's.
Since talk has started about
rollavlng the moat shortage by
using muikrats for moat, a def
inite effort has been mado to
got ptoplo to call tho animal a
marsh rabbit, . . . The "rat"
part of tho nam muikrat is
what bothers us, t think. . . .
Wo might oonsldor adopting iho
English name. . . . Thoy call a
muikrat a "musquash." . . .
But I don't think that sounds
very appetising, oithar.
JUST happened to time my
cull at Whytal's at tho right
moment , , , ileriuiso Margo
Whytul was lliero for tho
very short time tho doctor
was alluwlng her to bo out, and
I hail a cluinco to sno her , , .
Our Illnesses coincided, you
know, and wo hud a good time
compurlng notes,
Whllo wo wore talking, two
of tho girls brought out tho
boxes of contuma Jowelry which
had Just arrived , , . And wo all
wont Into such ocslncies that I
wnnt to pass tho news on tcA
you.
There aro all kinds of pins
and necklaces In wood, plastic,
yarn, full and other materials
that don't hnvo any effect on
tho war effort but will do
plonty to your Eustcr costums
. , Even shell necklaces, gath
ered and strung In tho Froncli
Socloty Islands.
Tho wholo selection will bo
out In tho display casa at
Whytul'i by tho timo you see
this In tho paper . . . Dnrlli.it
wooden guitars, animals, Jeeps,
etc.. for pins , . . Penrl pins In
pnstol tones that would be beau
tiful on a vory plain costume.
Thero aro pcurllzcd macaroni
strings that you'll hardly recog
nize as macaroni unless you'ro
warned ahead of time . . . Clear
plastic pins in designs or Ini
tials, colorless or pnstol tones.
And, of course, n new anrl
wider selection of the famous'
Joan ILoSeyeux hnmlmade pins
and necklaces, mudo of bits of
this arid that Inlo tho darllngost
costume jewelry you ever saw.
Whytal's Jewelry Is priced
from II to $2.09, mostly . . .
And you simply must see
tho now things.
all
li
AVE you used any of tho
new "janolnted ' soaps put
out by RoycemoroT I dis
covered them at Currln's.
and tho soap really Is
marvolous ... It contains lano
lin, which Is wonderfully sooth
ing and smoothing to the skin
And Is the hard-milled kind
which lasts forever.
Tho new soap comes In a
special box , . . And Is "on
special" now, too , . . Four
guest bars, and an extra Inrgo
shower bar with a cord to go
around your neck so you won't
lose the soap, ... A regular
$1.00 value for only 80c right
now.
At Currln's,
Mae I eMail
li
AVE you Boon the now
"Random Hnrvest" hats?
, . , Thoy'ro tho cleverest
things Imnglnablo . , , I
tried on several at Moo's
Millinery department Wodnos-
day and had a wondorful time
Because tho hats nro muds V
to be twisted and folded In
whatovor shape you wont to
wear them.
With such a vnrloty of shnpes
possiblo, anyono can wear one
of those hats , . , You Just fix
it In tho shape best suited to
your face and features . , '. And
thoy'ro so easy to change! , , .
The soft grosgrnln stays whore
you put lt . . , ($2.08 to $8.08).
So many new hnts hnvo ar
rived at Moo's recently that
thoro's a big selection to choosa
from . , , I lovo tho new pastel
straws and silks with dainty
flower trimming t . . They art
small and utterly fomlnlno .
And porfect for Easter . .
You'll ndoro thorn, whether you
pay $4.08 or $7.08 for ono.
And be suro to look nt the j
now tlssuo felts in pastel shades W
tor pring , , , Moo's has thorn
in all sizes nnd shnnos from
$3,110 lo $8.08 . . , Pastel felts
hBVO boon bnst-nnllrm for a
long time because thoy'ro so
practical and yot so flattering.