HERALD 'AND NEWS. KL'AMATH TALES, OREGON 'April . 1!M iltmbir of Till Amocutsd Pu Tha Aiioclatad Praia U aicl. llnlj otltld W Iha ol ' publication o( all oetri dltnatehaa cwlltad t H or oot otharviaa ornlUed In ItiU paptr, and alio tha local oawa publlliwl lliercm. All rlthtt ol reiiilllatjoa ol apaclal dUpalchM ara alio t aarvad. FRANK JENKINS Editor M$mbr of Audit BctEAU OF QlCDLATIOV RtpruwM Katloaalty by WwHouout Co., Ikc "mi PranHaM, Jtw Tork, tlU, Chleaio, Poiiland, Lo Anfflea, SIDE GLANCES British Tommies Capture German Paratrooper in i un'sia A Umponrj wmblmllon of th enln Rer14 nl Iht Klamath New. putilUhwJ vry iftfmwii eicfifc KumUy l tt''nd nl l'ma itrftU, Klamath Tatla. Oregon, by ttir Hcntld hihlutilttg Co. and tha Klamath Kiwa TublUliInc Company Knttrri. at icwnd dan mnttfr at tha poitofflc of Klamath rails. Or., oa Auuil to, 1W under act of centre ti, March t. tl". MALCOLM EPLET ifantiftv Kdt(or TKXTK TOVIl Today's Roundup The War Today ' neurit I IK 11 EPLEY Bv MALCOLM EPLEY PERHAPS you're a little confused by the war (savings and victory loan campaigns coming together this month, but don't let it bother you. The important ming is 10 ouy all the government bonds you can buy in the forthcoming 30 days. Any purchase made will help make the campaign a suc- ft ' i , cess and will help Klamath l pnuntv make its ouota in these drives. But here, briefly, Is the story. War savings, which are carried on regularly, ara In tended particularly to appeal to waee earners, and to obtain loans for the government out of regular earn ings. The victory loan Is intended, in particular, to wake up sleeping funds, such as large private funds, funds of corporations and public bodies, etc., and get them busy working for the gov ernment and the winning of the war. The two committees war savings headed by A. M. Collier and victory loan headed by G. C. Blohm are instructed to work together with the chairmen acting as co-chairmen. The only difference this month is that the public Is urged to buy bonds even more heavily than usual, and in excess, if possible, of regular purchases through payroll deductions. Labor and Service UNION labor, which undertook the big Job of putting war savings over in Klamath county in March and April, will go right on leading the campaign in April, and the objec tive is to put Klamath county's purchases over the $500,000 mark for the two months. That fund will buy a sub-chaser for Uncle Sam. Probably because March was the month for paying heavy federal Income taxes, the cam paign lagged a bit behind schedule. But in creased purchases in April can bring it up to the goal set, and that is what is urged upon ' Klamath county people. Union labor, inci dentally, deserves the wannest appreciation for undertaking this patriotic endeavor in the most difficult financial period of the year. It is hardly necessary again to explain the whole purpose and function of war bond pur chases. The people of this county have shown, through regular and heavy bond buying, that they realize the vital importance of this pro gram in winning the war and in fighting off inflation. Study in Sequence (From the Oregon Journal) 1. President Roosevelt announces that coffee can be made by boiling the grounds from pre vious coffee-making. 2. Mrs.. Roosevelt announces that the presi dent has abandoned the drinking of coffee. The worst drawback to working on a news paper Js that about once a week you forget to take home a paper. By the time your wife starts speaking to you again ... you forget again. Harry Ackley, pioneer lumberman who passed away last weekend, was one of the men who helped to build this community. He was less active in community affairs in later years, but he always had the welfare of Klamath Falls at heart. A wide circle of friends mourn his passing. By DeWitt MtcKenile VISCOUNT HALIFAX, British ambassador to Washington, who speaks what he thinks very freely, made the interesting prediction during the week end down at Sheffield, Ala bama, that "when the German war machine begins to crack, a great part of it may go at once, and the end may come more suddenly than some of us thought six months ago." Right here It should be e m phasized that HALIFAX Lord Halifax wouldn't venture a guess as to the probable length of the war, and I'm not commenting on his prediction for the purpose of suggesting that the end is at hand. On the contrary, we have a bitter struggle ahead of us. The ambas sador explained thus: "We know that Germany is under great stress in her man power. She has suffered huge losses in Russia, and she is finding it increasingly difficult to keep the conquered countries in sub jection. "In whatever direction you look, you see that strain growing in Germany. Her war machine is so delicately balanced that when the stress and strain become too great, and the first crack occurs, a great part of the machine may go." Lord Halifax knows his Germany well, and moreover past history supports his idea. The German machine went to pieces suddenly in the last war. Then there was a crack of morale both in the fighting forces and among the civilian population. That civilian morale is of the utmost importance for when it gives way, the whole machine is likely to collapse. Nazi Morale OF late the naz! authorities have been show ing uneasiness over public morale. Evidence of this is found in the broadcasts for home consumption which are picked up py listening posts in this country. Hitler and his minions have been coddling public morale by withholding the truth. For instance, the people have no idea of their huge losses on the battle-fields, because we've heard the fuehrer himself lie like a trooper about casualties in his speeches. Then thousands upon thousands of wounded soldiers are being cared for in hospitals outside the reich, so that their home folk don't know what goes on. In like manner the nazi setbacks in the fighting are camouflage. The German people were fed all sorts of bunk in the last war until they learned the truth. Then they cracked. The same thing is happening now through the loud mouth of Pro paganda Minister Goebbels. By the way, I've heard him harangue a crowd of fifty thousand, and you've got to hand It to him as a soap-box orator. He certainly can spell bind 'em. But he can't make his lies stick forever. It's the truth that will crack the morale of the Germans the knowledge that no matter how long they hang on they haven't a chance to win. There are some things Goebbels can't con cealfor instance, the fierce bombing of Reich cities which continued over the weekend. "Good Samaritan" Bound Over on Larceny Charge Sidney Raymond Johnson, 21, one of the three boys who last week came upon a car in a ditch near Bonanza, took the driver, George A. Kuehl, to town and then went back to loot the car, has been bound over to the grand jury on larceny charges. Johnson, appearing In justice court, waived preliminary hear ing and was committed to the county jail on $500 bail. The other two boys were turned over to juvenile authorities. PARTIES SLATED The suburban league auxili ary will hold a new series of pinochle parties in the banquet room of the KC hall April 6. Due to rationing, no lunch will be served. Cards will start promptly at 2 p. m. MOUTHFUL NEW ORLEANS, W3) Police are perplexed over a missing $100 bill. A soldier told them he was drinking at a bar with a girl and when he pulled out the bill to pay the check she picked it off the table, rolled it up and swal lowed it. She denies it but was booked for larceny and is being held. Always read the classified ads. San Francisco Chinatown Greets Madame Chiang -, v.rma . -! n n m. .Ml Y -'- A.' ' Ufffnii'. .- .TT.-v. i- ; As the car carrying Madame Chiang Kai-Shek drives through the main archway, San Franctaco'B Chinatown! UlftL ffUataVA riaV In ftllmflvaH Molam nUIAH m.Jk U a. 1... . I l a ,. . - V u.wtvW MAoufMuv viumik nuu im ptirf mauo b, wur ox wnuawwa u wey arrive a I or a five-day vUlt. M.e, I, i , irmct. naa. t. ml ata Hello. Judcel 1 notice you ridins that horse to court nearly every day now doesn't llic bench get a little hard along toward evening?" Courthouse Records LONG-GENTRY. Kenneth Paul Long, 18, baker. Native of Idaho, resident of Klamath Falls. Virginia Lee Gentry, 17, pastry wrapper. Native of Ashland, Ore., resident of Klamath Falls. MILLER-LEECH. Richard Franklin Miller, 21, U. S. navy. Native of Oregon, resident of Klamath Falls. Audrey Joyce Leech, 21, stenographer. Native of Oregon, resident of Klamath Falls. KESSINGER-BALDWIN. Wal ter Kessinger, 61, logger. Na tive of Indiana, resident of Klam ath Falls. OUie Mae Baldwin, 84, housewife. Native of West Virginia, resident of Chiloquin. KUEHL-ADAMS. George Alexander Kuehl, 46, farmer. Native of Michigan, resident of Dairy. Joyce LaRitter Adams. S4, cook. Native of British Co lumbia, resident of Dairy. Justice Court - Horace Clear Atkinson. Oper ating a motor vehicle without a windshield swipe. Fined $5.00. James Alfred Durand. ODer- ating motor vehicle as private carrier. Fined $10, suspended if permit is secured. VITAL STATISTICS DAVIDSON Born at Hill. side hosnltal. Klamath Falls. Ore. April 4, 1943, to Mr. and mrs. warry G. Davidson, box aiu. city, a boy. Weight: 7 pounds. EWING Born at Hillside hospital, Klamath Falls, Ore., April 3, 1943, to Mr. and Mrs. Carl D. . Ewing, 4016 Ezell street, a boy. Weight 7 pounds 4 ounces. HIGG1NS Born at Klamath Valley hospital, Klamath Falls, Ore., April 9, 1943, to Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Higgins, Esplanade court, a boy. Weight: 8 pounds 3M ounces. WILDMAN Born at Klam ath Valley hospital, Klamath Falls, Ore., April 3, 1943, to Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Wildman, Beatty, Ore., a girl. Weight: 7 pounds IVi ounces. Funeral Services For Mrs. Bowman To Be Held Tuesday Final rites for Mrs. Dace Bow man of Portlana, ine iormer Elizabeth DeMain of this city, will be held Tuesday morning at B o'clock from Sacred Heart Catholic church where a requiem mass will be celebrated. Inter ment will be in the Mt. Calvary Memorial park. Mrs. Bowman died rriaay ai Good Samaritan hospital In Port land following an Illness of sev eral days. Her husband is ship wright foreman at the Swan Island Shipbuilding corporation and former owner of Bell studio here. The family left Klamath Falls six months ago to make their home In Portland. Mrs. Bowman attended Sacred Heart academy here. She was 19 years of age at the time of her passing. Captain Jack Sells $300,000 In War Savings Captain Jack, the bond selling rooster, now has more than $300,000 In war savings to his credit. The $300,000 mark was passed last Friday night, when an auc tion was held at the Henley grange meeting. Paul Landry conducted tho auction and total sales were $3160. Jack, a bantam rooster, will continue to sell bonds In this county. The average American soldier is eating belter than ne usu a. home. Ma). E. J. Fitzpatrlck, supply officer in London. MENlANDt WOMEN IN: ilSERVlCEil CEDAR RAPIDS, la. Private Frances S. Landrum, 19, of Klam ath Falls, son of Mr. and Mrs. H. D. Landrum, 2734 Derby street, Klamath Falls, Ore., has arrived at Coe college for course of army air force instruction lasting approximately five months prior to his appointment as an aviation cadet in the army air forces. a FORT DES MOINES. la. Two women from tha Klamath Falls area have begun training at the First Women's Army Auxiliary Corps Training Center here. They arc: Auxiliaries Bertha L. Ulrich, 534 Main street, and Jessie E. Johnson, 524 High street, both of Klamath Falls, Ore. FORT DES MOINES, la. Auxiliary Borgny Brunhild Romtvedt of Bonanza, Ore., has completed basic training at the First Women's Auxiliary Corps training center here, and ha been selected for specialist train ing in the administrative school. George Otcy, ASN, Is now sta tioned at Shepherd field. Tex., in the US army air corps reserve. Otey attended Henley high school, later the University of Oregon and Texas A St M. He will return soon to Texas to complete his course in flight training. Tom Blackman, sound man, second class, US navy, visited here reccntlv with frlnnrt inH relatives at Henley and Klamath rails, returning to his ship after a three-day leave. Tom farmed in the Henley district before joining up in August, 1942. He has been at sea several weeks after completing six months' training at San Diego. From The Klamath Republican April B, 1903 It Is rcliablv rpnnrlnH Dial the railroad, which has built from the main S. P. line to Pokeeama in the mnuntnlna southwest of here, will be push ed on to Klamath Falls. This Is a logical development. The route to Klamath Fnlla is comparatively free from neovy graces, rne limner near upper tviamam lake and along Wood and Snraeue rlvprs ran be floated to this point. Boats can accommodate the traffic to an extensive area north of here, and boats also can ply from Klamath Falls to a point near Morrill. At the juncture of the lakes, on a river furnishina unexcelled power, surrounded by substan tial natural resources, this Is the central, natural and advan tageous point for a railroad to strlko. From The Klamath News April S, 1933' The city council in an ad journed meeting last night rush ed through bii ordinance con trolling the sale of 3.2 beer. Jack Eakin, slate American Legion commander, was in town today to discuss plana for the department convention to be held in Klamath Falls this lummer. (bt.A Tettlihntol The German paratrooper being nenrclipd by soldiers of the DrltlMi FIrnt Army wm one of "porket" of Axu troops who were rounded up following a skirmish netir Bejennne. In tlio "Tully llo" corner of northern Tuni sia, during r ccent action. April 1: Who's the Biggest Fool Today? It . -JF". 'T tf: MM. . : ,''rn . fcvw t- r,')M", ''it': ft ,i,V.jn, . U r t ,"i i,..-i-ttj -j-,. . .4 Uaiiaiaii torn WinMlaiBiitiirtlaaiiTi 1 Obviously, the man In the middle, although the others may qualify for near-top honors before) the year is out. In case you don't recognize them, our nrtlst has done a llttlo April Fooling himself to ehow how this trio of chnrnctcrs might look if Ihcy disguise themselves to ecpe post-war retribution. Hitler's mustache, left, hni been shaved and he hm borrowed Mussolini's bald head. Muuollnl, tenter, baa Hitler's lip decorntion along with Nnpolcon's forelock and n pair of glutei for good measure. Too has lost his mustache, too, and wears Hitler's hole From One Great Statesman to Another Swwk T im$9$Mi m Madame Chiang Kal-Shcle, second to right of whlto wrcnth, pays homime to Bun Ynt Hen, foundor of the Chinese Republic, by placing a wreath at his itatuo during her vlult to San Francisco Rommel and Co. Plant a Flowery Death in Africa These British Eighth Army sappers avoid punning up dallies by searching throimh n flower field for hidden mines planted by Nail Marwiai Erwin iionmici s AiriKn Knrps in Tiininm, near Mcdcnlno, during tho asaault on tho Maroth Line. Photo radioed Cairo-New York, States Supply Service Men in Ratio to Registrants H far Cnt of Mtn In Armtd Forcw OJ Par Ctnr or Droit Rtfllirranft hu Pi,ll,ii NEW YORK PENNSYLVANIA CALIFORNIA ILLINOIS TEXAS OHIO iHb'w close the number of mon drafted In each slate is keeping to number of registrants Is shown In thW Chart. States with largest, per cent of draft registrant have lnrgcst per .cent of mon in armed; forces, Chart shows percentages of service men and registrants In six biggest states,