By OREN ARNOLD Copyright. 1943 j NEA Service, Inc. i til charactcn and ineidettf in Glider Girl are entirely fictitious. CHAPTER I Tf ISS PAT FRIDAY was in that ominous state of mind known as I - won't - stand - for - it - any longer. She had, in fact, just ceased to stand for it. Half an hour back che had told the boss where he could go, and it wasn't heaven. Or at least she had implied it, enough to need a new Job at once. Pat was like that Being a lady is very difficult if the boss is a heel and pays you only $22 a week anyway. Moreover, her job had little or nothing to do with either patriotism, adventure or romance, three items which Pat held to be Important. And it was down in the second basement, which made her feel like an owl or a mole. Surely there would be a job, somewhere, with a boss who minded his own business and gave her a chance to see the sun. She was rocking now with the Uptown bus, and a fat lady crowded her tight. "Stop it!" Pat snapped at her, then instantly added, "Oh I didn't mean thatl I'm sorry!" You see? That's the state of mind Pat was in. Touchy. Fed up. She was not the kind who snapped at people. It made her ashamed. She just had to do something, wherefore she bur rowed deeper into the long "Help Wanted" column of the newspaper which she held folded near her nose. Half way down, a large want ad arrested her. It was in bold face indented type, as if extra Important: SIX YOUNG WOMEN UVanted; 20 to 25; secretarial, ilearn soaring while you work, replace men needed in serv ice; must be unincumbered, for travel; $50 a week to start; highest character references; physical examination; source minds only, college graduates. Apply 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, James Carr, Suite 20, Columbia Building. Pat's mouth made a pretty red P. "For Pete's sake!" she breathed, f Avidly she read the want ad fegain. She moistened her lips. (The fat lady stepped on her and iwent unnoticed. Secretarial. . . . (Soaring what the heck is soar ' Bng? Replace men . . . fifty dol lars ... physical ... source . . . Source minds?. Pat's brow fur rowed. ! At 103rd street she left the bus land half trotted to her room. Her mind was whirling. She stood be fore her bed, a cute somebody un consciously snapping the elastic band of her new skirt that had cost three whole dollars. Friends would have known that something audacious was cooking in Pat Fri day's brain. . - TN the Columbia Building at 8:15 next morning; Miss Patricia STriday suddenly realized that, so 'far, other want a& Teaders had ;been as smart as she. - Get there arly? Nearly 40 girls had that came ideal The line reached al most back to the elevator. In stinctively Pat paused to think. On quick impulse she turned end went down again. In the cor ner drugstore she bought an ordi nary stenographer's notebook and two pencils. She raced back to the elevator again. A snappy lad of 17 operated it. , "Look here, mister," Pat melted thim. "It's worth a dime no, a .quarter if you hold my hat and icoat for an hour. Emergency, ec?" She rsedn't have offered money; tier smile was enough. She mussed her taffy hair to make it just a trifle unbecoming. She istuck one pencil boldly in the (front roll of taffy, donned her Severest frown and approached he line of girls once more. There, Bhe spoke loudly. I "You will have to be more quiet." She made it sound as harsh and authoritative as she could. "Mr. Carr would not ap prove of too much noise, I am Sure." I Instantly she had their atten tion. She was walking primly to ward Suite 20, with its closed door. There was still more than half an hour. If only her luck held! "Give me your names, in turn. I will list appointments starting St 9:15. Remember the advertise ment. If you can't fully qualify, t advise you not to wait!" I That took crust, Pat told her self. She felt her hands trem bling, but she looked at those girls severely. In a moment she was Bt the head of the line, writing, j She asked questions rapidly, and under each name made a few Shorthand notes. In this proced ure, about half the girls departed On their own. But plenty re mained and more kept coming, and Pat saw that some held in Iheir manner a defiance as keen as her own. i Then Pat's heart skipped a beal When tho elevator door clicked bpen and out stepped a man in uniform. Intuition drove Pat hhead of him to the Suite 20 door. Store, she faced the climax of her act. , "I have the names of all the Applicants, sir," she said. "I as signed 10-mlnute appointments tc each, with the promise of a return for any you thought advisable." j "Excellent," he replied, crisply, Kitting a key to the door. "I had no idea there'd be so many! Tell only tho first few to wait. Tele phone Major Sellers that I have no verification of that wire from Washington. Call the British Em bassy and tell them to hcyl You aren't Miss Stuart!" i "Certainly not!" she shot back, Is military as he. "I am Miss Fri day. Please, l-let's go in. After Foul" She almost shoved him through Ilia door. ..Then she closed it and put her back to it with the wait ing girls outside. She looked up at him. He was a handsome man. "I I had to do it!" sho spoke much less defiantly. "But anyway I don't see any Miss Stuart. And I can call your major and your your I can do anything you need d-done!" The tremble had crept right into her voice. Silence held them for a long moment. She felt him appraising her. Then she relaxed, just a lit tle, when he showed a slow, in terested smile. "I only work here," he sug gested. "You are Mr. Carr?" "Yes." "I I you said "source mind.' I looked it up. Tho dictionary. It didn't help, but I guessed maybe well look here's the list those girls. Somebody had to to help you!" She emphasized the some. "It was a silly want ad! Of course you'll get a million applicants with an ad like that. And you only need six." Silence held them again. Could he now see her pulse jumping and hear the thunder in her heart? Finally it was he who broke the spell, and he spoke not with mili tary crispness but in a boyish western drawl. "Maybe you have something. Maybe we had better sit down and talk, till I can see what the score is." (To Be Continued) More than 100,000,000 Chi nese are now literate. There are more people in China who are literate than in any nation in the world except the United States. Wendell Willkie. PARAFFIN GETS A BREAK Paraffin wax, petroleum by product considered of little val ue as a lubricant, has been found to have in it tho element most desired by oil chemists In their search for a perfect lubricant. DISTINCTIVE POSTOFFICES The only two postoffices in the United States with hyphenated names are those of Dover-Fox-croft, Maine, and Winston-Snlem, N. 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