I PAGE FOUR THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON December 22, 1041 f tit dfoentag $erafo SIDE LANCES COURTESY FOR CHRISTMAS MALCOLM EPLIIT . txbllabaa ararj aftaraooa arr.pt Sunday br Tha HaraM Pnttlfahlag Oampaay at Baplaaada aiwi tin mrawii, rtiaoiaifi rani, umron. MEUALD PUBLISHING C01IPAXY, FublUbirt EaUrad u aacaed alui matter at tha poatofhoa of Klaraata Palla, Ora, oa Aufiul 10, hm ana an o, naaraaa. aim a, . tlratwr af Tha Aaaoelatad Praia Tha A Modi tad Praaf la axdoalTalf aautlad to Ui, dm of ratnbUcatloa at all a djip.Ub.1 artdltad to It or Dot otharanaa credited la Uila papar. aad alao the local eva pua'laaad tlirretii. All rlghta of rapublleaUoa of apaclal dupaubca ara alao reeervad. , MSUIIU AUDIT BUREAU OP C1SCCLATIOK K. . . Brpreeanted Nattooall? bj U'eat-Bolildu Co. lie. hut rrudaeo, Hew Tort, Drtrolt, HeatUe. OHoato, rorUaad. lea Aacelea, (. loale, Vancouver, B. O. Ooptoi of The Nava aad Herald, together with aompltta InforaeUoa about tha El ami Lb falla market, may ba obteloed for tha aaktaf at aaj of tbaaa olflcee. Dellrered bj Carrlar la CMj Oca Heath I .n Ooa Vaar MAIL KATES PAVABLI IK ADVAXCI ' '. . - Br Mali mm Klanath. lake, ftlodoe and BUktroa Oeaatlaa rhraa Months SS.lt Ma atoothe , Ma Ooa Vaar ,00 Defense of Mid-Pacific Coast lLAMATH'S central labor council has passed a resolu ly tion and there are other evidences of concern in this I j .1 i : i a.uA Qommunuy ana eifitwuens iu tuo kcuciai aiea uvw ui ieed for strong steps to prepare the mid-Pacific coast area against attacks by the enemies of the United States, f-. That the public is awake to the situation is shown in reports that large numbers of telegrams are being re ceived by northwest senators and congressmen in Wash ington, asking what is being done. Thus far, no one has given out any information. We agree with the Salem Capital-Journal, when it states that "without revealing specific information that might be of value to the enemy, the people or their offi cial representatives in Washington should be told what is going on. . . To have Senator Charles L. McNary or Gov ernor Sprague, speaking with the authority of first hand in formation, assure them that everything possible is being done to adequately reinforce the defenses of this area would be reassuring to the people and reflected in bet ter morale." ) Particularly in Southern Oregon and Northern Cali fornia is there a disturbed feeling that ought to be soothed by some definite assurances if not announcements of a specific nature. So far as the public was informed, the first rush of preparations after war broke out was far to. the north and to the south of this area. The army air corps came out with announcement of an air base at Walla Walla, 60 miles or so from Pendleton where there ii already an air base, and in the'general area with Spo kane, center of concentrated aviation development. No one here felt any better or safer when an air base was established at Walla Walla. I It is inconceivable that the great mid-Pacific area would be overlooked in defense preparations. The proper authorities should state it is not being overlooked. That cfould hardly be helpful to the Japs, and it would be giving out information the people of this area are en titled to have. - -'' ay a arrvict; aic T,M,atq up pai. off. 1-e.a. Behini By &ulMaL1XN?? "It's the fifth child for Sam he's at the stage where he only passes out nickel cigars." IV Milk Fund Program ' AONG worthy projects of a public welfare nature a carried on' here is the milk distribution enterprise ot the 20-30 club. This organization of young men undertook a year ago to finance distribution of milk to needy families where children are in need of added nourishment The money , was raised by a dance and in other ways, and last year 3000 quarts of milk were delivered through this effort. The 20-30 club wants to carry on for another year, and it will hold its milk fund dance on Christmas night at the armory. Those who attend the dance will be giving to a worthy cause, and at the same time they are assured an evening of good entertainment. Imminent Loss of Base at Hongkong Blow to Allies Br DWITT MacKENZIE Wide World War Anoint Things look bad for the Brit ish stronghold of Hongkong- one of the badges of England's imperial prestige where the Japanese have effected a landing and captured half the Island in a violent battle which was contin uing at latest reports. If this great base falls it will be a tough blow though it will be far from fatal to the allied strategic set-up. Tor one thing it will increase the threat to the Philippines by at once depriving the allies of a prime defensive position and giving the Japs another naval and air base within easy striking distance of Manila. This would add to the burden of our defense of the Philippines at a moment when there may be a question of whether we will be asrtea to send naval and air aid to support the British against me neavy Japanese drive on Singapore. In other words, if the threat against Singapore increases we may be faced with the uncom fortable problem of whether tne i-nuippines shall be placed in further jeopardy in order to save the British base which strategi cally is of greater importance. What struck me as a forecast oi sucn a dilemma cropped up last Tuesday when an informed source in London told the press that the Japanese offensive on the Malayan peninsula and Brit ain's lack of naval superiority had raised a serious threat to Singapore. Now a statement of that sort isn't made without some vital reason back of it, es pecially since it lends encourage ment to the enemy. It looked very much like a signal to Amer ica lor neip. Not overlooking that the battle of the Pacific is only a part of the World war, the allies find much for satisfaction on the tus sle with Herr Hitler. If the Brit ish sustain their claim to have smashed the axis resistance in Africa, the allies have won a ma jor victory., control of the Mediterranean area. It will greatly lessen the effectiveness of any future drive the Germans may attempt into the middle east through the Cau casus or Turkey. Then we have the amazing Russians who are freewheeling it after the retreating nazia so fast that 138 more villages are reported to have fallen into the red flag in fresh oDerations Large quantities of war material are said to have been taken by the bolshevists and, despite the German retirement, fierce fight ing appears to be taking cynical people, in whose minds still rankles the Russo-German Dact of 1939, continue to bombard this column with inquiries as to whether the red counter-offen sive and the nazl withdrawal are a put-up lob and the forerun ner of another treaty of brother- nooa between the two.- Well, your correspondent free ly admits that crazy things can happen in this war, but that solu tion of the great Hitlerian re treat Just doesn't make sense. It seems to me that we are trying 10 De too erudite, and are being unfair to an ally, however, when we arrive at such a very smart conclusion. The simple answer takes into account that these two nations are natural enemies, as I pointed out a few days ago. Hitler bad ly overreached himself in his ef forts to crush the bolshevists, and Stalin's forces are taking ad vantage of the distress of the invaders. GRANTS PASS. Dec. 22 (P) A. Ringuette, nationally known as the gray-haired flame watcher of the Oregon cave men, died Friday morning, one aay following a heart ateack. Oldest member of the rough. club-toting fur-wearing tribe of local boosters for the Marble caverns southwest of here, he was the only person to hold perpetual office. Aged 75. wear ing a grizzled wig to match his gray moustache, he participated in every caveman expedition, carrying a. club pounds heavier than that brandished by any of his younger fellows. He called it "wifetamer" and insured it annually for $250. word of his death saddened this community to a measure far beyond that of many anoth er cuizen prominent in more ordinary adventures. His death was counted comDarable in human sense to the communi ty .material loss felt earlier this year when the 20-year-old sign Dearing tne slogan, "It s the Climate," was removed from mo citys mam street. Cavemen agreed there would be no one to take his place. : A movement began to erect monument in his memory. typical of his devotion to the organization was an in stance in a hometown parade in freezing, weather a few years ago. Few cavemen appeared io marcn in tneir scanty cos tumes. But Flamewatcher did not fail. Under his fragments or tun, ne wore his long wool en underwear. More recently, he undertook alone a trek in wolfskins to North Dakota and return, des cribing the Oreeon caves na. tional monument en route, and traveled to world's fairs at San Diego and San Francisco, to the Rose Festival at Portland, and to other points. OBITUARY INEZ ALTHEA ROBERTSON Inez Althea Robertson, a life long resident of Klamath coun ty, passed away in this citv Fri day, December 19, 1941, at 11:90 p. m., following a brief illness She was a native of Bonanza, Oregon, and at the time of her death was aged 39 years 11 months and two days. Surviving are a son, Eugene, and a daugh ter; Mary Elizabeth Robertson, of Bonanza, Oregon; her mother, Mrs. Etta Kilgore, of Bonanza, vregon two sisters. Mrs. T. L. Bryant, of Hartvllle, Ohio, and Mrs. Guy Harkey of Fresno. Call. fornla: also one brother. Rov rwigore, ot Bonanza, Oregon. The remains rest in the Earl Whltlock Funeral home. Pine street at Sixth. Notice of funeral to be announced later. EAT A HORSE It would take more than a year to eat 1400 pounds of food, weight of an avenue. sized horse, despite the phrase, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." TIME SAVERS A man using a two.hnr plow took seven hours to nlow one acre of wheat land in 1830. Mrtrforn 4rnntnr. J- . I It weakcifc the axis threat to 1 Job In one hour. WILLIAM TURNER JACKSON William Turner Jackson, life-long resident of Klamath county, passed away at the Klamath agency on Friday, De cember 19. The deceased was a native of California and was aged 89 years when called. He is survived by a granddaughter, Rose Decker, of Sprague River, Ore.; two nephews, Boyd and Ted Jackson of Sprague River; two nieces, Edith Cole and Winnie Robbins of Chiloquin, Ore.; also a great-granddaughter. The remains rest In Ward's Klamath Funeral home, 62S High street, where friends may call. Notice of the funeral ar rangements will be announced later. METROPOLIS. 111., m Tha weekly Metropolis News has no tified subscribers long term sub scriptions could be paid only in defense stamps or bonds. Gems oi Thought - THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT The basis of Christmas is the rock, Christ Jesus; its fruits are inspiration and spiritual under standing of joy and rejoicing- not oecause ot tradition, usage, or corporeal pleasures, but be cause of fundamental and dem onstrable truth, because of the heaven within us. Mary Baker caay. a a a The greatest grace of a gift, perhaps, is that it anticipates and admits of no return. Longfel low. a a a For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful. Counsellor. the mighty God, the everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9:6. a a a Give, If thou canst, an alms: If not, afford, instead of that, a sweet and gentle word. Her rick. a a We must take care to indulge only in such generosity as will help our friends and hurt no one ... for nothing is generous, if it Is not at the same time just. Cicero. a a a "What means this glory round our feet." The Magi mused, "more bright than morn? The voices chanted clear and sweet, ' 'Today the Prince of Peace Is born!" James Russell Low ell. WASHINGTON, Doc. 22 How the British could fare so poorly In defense of Singapore against a land attack for which they have been preparing at least 15 years Is the first major mystery of the Far East war. The explanation being sent out of that "impregnable bastion" by the newsmen is that Insufficient men and material were fur nished by London. This would seem to be a hand worn and mis erable excuse. The truth Is they slipped in only one particular, the most im portant one. They neglected to concentrate sufficient pursuit planes to protect the adequate troops and material which they had mustered. They under estimated the Jap air force (as has everyone else.) Such fight ing planes could not be flown to the Orient in view of their short range, but had to bo ship ped out around South Afrlea. As they were also needed at home and elsewhere, the British fell easily into a critical error. a a a DANGER ON THE ISLES Our defense of the Philippines has relied heavily upon the Brit ish grasp of the Singapore flank. If the Japs win there, their fleet and troops can be turned full on General MacArthur. Further more, the helpful rainy season is about over out there and good fighting weather will prevail through April. If the Philippines can be held until next May, tney win never be lost. Earthquakes, War Bring You Medals CAIRO, Dec. 22 (P) A New Zealand officer tells this one: He encountered an Italian col onel captured in Libya, noted the three rows of medals on the prisoner's tunic and commented: You must have been in a lot of wars to get all those medals." The colonel replied: "Only the first row is for wars. The other two rows are for earthquakes." FUNERALS INEZ ALTHEA ROBERTSON Funeral services for the late Inez Althea Robertson of Bonan za, Ore., who passed away In this city Friday, December 19, 1941, following a brief illness, were held in the chapel of the Earl Whltlock Funeral home, Pine street at Sixth, on Mon day, December 22, 1941, at 2 m., with the Rev. Arthur Charles Bates of the First Christ ian church of this city officiating. Commitment services and inter ment family plot in the Bonanza cemetery at 3:30 p. m. Friends are invited. LUNDEBERG STOPS EM The meeting of the maritime unioneers and ship operators swiftly got down to business here. Called by John R. Steel man of the government's labor conciliation service and Admiral Land of the maritime commis sion, it developed immediate unity. Strikes were barred. War aid was promised. But then the union leaders and opera tors got into a discussion of how the ships should be run to win the war. Guns should be placed here and there. Aliens should be restricted thus and so. Straight, tough Harry Lunde- berg of the Seaman's union stood it as long as he could. Arisinn before the bickering "commie" lawyers from New York, (repre senting some of the unions,) and tne immaculately garbed ship operators, he shook the walls with his booming voice. "All right, gentlemen," he said in effect. "But before we try to tell the government how to run these ships, maybe we had better get on a ship and find out how to run it ourselves. I move that we sign immediately on a ship today and run It to Manila so we can get detailed experi ence upon which to base these recommendations. The motion was not acted up on, the subject evaporated along with recommendations. The Idea of "commie" union lawyers and ship operators tak ing a ship into Manila clearly naa no appeal, except for Mr. Lundeberg. i w - j Ttc ttiver uith ood u in hit htnrt fiai Christmas uith hint a ways. I SURPRISES Surprises are not over In this war. This government, while al ways slow to take up Innova tions, nas a few which may oreeze your hat off eventually It is my personal guess that the tank that shocking new spearhead of the blitz will be an obsolete weapon inside of a year. As now constructed, it Is apt to become useless when con fronted with newly conceived devices. Also the end of development in airplanes has not been reached. No weapon has ever been found for which an equally forceful answer could not be contrived, and none such will be found. a , CHROME The Nelson and Henderson- defense groups are belatedly and therefore quietly moving to de velop American resources of magnesium and chrome In the west. But the credit for forcing them Into action goes to a sen- BE WITH THE CROWD AT THE PELICAN raws ate military affairs sub-commit-! tee and special!; to Its counsel, George Malono of the Industrial West Foundation. Malone has been working months, unsuccess fully and without pay, to make this government offer a price high enough to warrant develop, mcnt of our own resources of strategic raw mutcrials being supplied more cheaply from abroad. a a a HOW TO HELP Today's suggestion of how you personally can help to win this war (No. 3): Don't abandon your plans to enjoy Christmas, a winter holi day in Florida or whatever oth er brief relaxation from war which your circumstances allow. A gloomy, tense nation never won a war. The US travel serv ice of the Interior department is advocating winter excursions ar dently. It is your duty to your country as well as yourself to live happily and freely as you can In war times. Red Cross Lists Places to Take Contributions Contributions to Klamath Falls' voluntary Red Cross drive for war funds will be received at the following places: fted Cross Headquarters. First National Bank U. S Nutlonal Bank. First Federal Savings and Loan Association. Radio Station KFJI Herald and News. Chamber of commerce WAR BALLS UP Christian Science "Is the Universe, Including Man, Evolved by Atomic Force? was the subject of the Lesson Sermon in all Churches of Christ, Scientist, on Sunday, De cember 21. The Golden Text was, "God hath spoken once; twice have I heard this; that power belongeth unto God" (Ps. 62:11). Among the citations which comprised the Lesson - Sermon was the following from the Bible: "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. So God created man in his own image, in the Image of God created he him; malo and female created he them. And God saw everything that he- had made, and, behold, It was very good" (Gen. 1:1,20,27,31). The Lesson-Sermon also In cluded the following correlative passages from the Christian Science textbook, "Science and Health with Key to the Scrip tures" by Mary Baker Eddv: The universe of Spirit reflects the creative power of the divine Principle, or Life, which repro duces the multitudinous forms of Mind and governs the multi plication of the compound idea man . . . Infinite Mind creates and governs all, from the mental molecule to Infinity" (p.B07). Many Norwegians Reported Fleeing STOCKHOLM. Dec. 22 (VP) Swedish newspaper dispatches reported today that Increasing numbers of Norwegians were fleeing their German-occupied homeland, slipping awoy to Eng land In somo instances by Die boatload. Only recently, according to these advices, a 200-ton ship slipped out of a remote harbor on the- Norwegian west coast with 200 persons aboard, Includ ing some accused by the Ger mans of political "crimes." Mussolini Resumes Demonstrations BERN. Dec. 22 VP) Premier Mussolini has resumed demon strations of his physical stamina, it was indicated today in a atciam (oinclal news agency) ispatcn irom Home. Stefan! said II Duce insnected an infantry division yesterday in central Iitnly and then "placed nimscii at the head of the In. fantrymon and marched with them several miles on foot." Read the Classified page. Wednesday Mldnite, Dec. 31st doori OPSrl SHOW STARTS IllM FREE HATS FREE HORNS FREE SERPENTINE FREE BALLOONS For AW TI0KITI ON SAlf NOW AT PILI0AN TH1ATB1 BOX OPPIOf NO RMsnvft-n aaara a - '-- - ' NOW PLAYING IW UIJU r VVS It vmnnw.N . '!TL :Mi AfttAJsi pi Glenn Miller i His Music jj I NOW PLAYING MIT NO. I- MIT NO. 1 TUESDAY-WEDN1 ni2J!iV 2 HITS ..But the T-Men would pay for K wlththelrllvttl - HIT No. I ilain Mtrtholt "COURAGEOUS DR. CHRISTIAN" SAN FRANCISCO. Dec. 22 (Al'J The worot storms In his tory failed to tangle up the far west s weather na badly this wor has done. Friday we knew what Snlur. day's weather would probably be, but couldn't lulk about Kri doy's weather. .Saturday wo could talk about Friday's weath er, but we didn't know what Sunday would bring It Isn't mat there's a ahort ge of weather. There's plenty of weather and no threat of priorities, but weather is a mili tary serrct. Kor it little while Thursday night and Kriday morning, the weather was public knowledge and the U. S. weather bureau made limited forecasts. But the army and navy rensors pro tested the bureau was giving Information to the enemy. Kn the weatherman said ho would not do it again. Every little raindrop or ray of sunshine or breath of wind Is a military secret, once more, for 24 hours. Tho enemy inlgrtt translato the roln drops and sunshine and wind Into Isobars and fronts for a synoptic pic ture of the meteorological ad visability of a bombing raid. DESTRUCTIVE It has been estimated Hint ara. slon causes farmers In the United States an annual loss of $400, 000,000 In destroyed land, loss of plont food, and through other channels. A volcanic lake which bolls at one end and freezes fit the oth er has been found on Unimuk Is land, Alaska. NOW PLAYING THE STORY OF THE FABULOD! Her life b every woman', dreamt come due... J LORETTA YOUNG j M i l" AJ CONRAD VEIDt L BEAM MGGEK JOIIH SIIEPPERD OTTO HUGE PnalUfaTort.yi Mat. 1H3 Ira. Till 111? Plan a Pariy - AM.ni unr una Haw 0) Tairs proiia