PAGE TEN SERIAL STORY INTERNE TROUBLE ( f . By Elinore Cowan Stone 'CAST Of CHARACTERS THAW DRARRORN '. .loii.f lor.. h ! I fl1 mmm tro1li wh h wfl ; DR. BOB BBN :lll.BV-fcjS ' trnkle. oo, keepUs '"- ,'U"H. iTBPHBK HABOKKT ' tanroii. Dr. SanrraCa problem .' M MlMllilBC ! , 5 , ' TMtcrJar. Dr. RaclllT U l- lilriil at Tra marrr " ft mm hmm ker re o aaotkar '. - CHAPTER IX OEVERAL evenings before, Tran P 'had spent hours writing up a j;BUrslng care report. Miss Armstrong had charge of f thts work. But to give added rest ; to- it, the students' papers were t occasionally read and commented i upon by some of the members of J . the medical staff. t . This was a particularly ticklish 'assignment because, this time, the : commentator was to be the ter rible Dr. Stephen Sargent When Tran had finished, she was f.'Hred. So tired that she felt she s-was entitled to a little innocent l: -: A delightful idea was beginning i to take snape in ner iuu muu brain. She tapped her nose with i her pen, giggled, drew paper to t' wards her, and began to write i ' feverishly: i' ' Doctor: . . . She considered for a moment; then wrote with flourish: Benchley. Head nurse: Tranquility Dear ! : born. ( Diagnosis: None. '?- Note: Although my patient 4 was admitted to this hospital 10 J years ago and has been con-I- atantly under observation, no comprehensive diagnosis to cov- 5 er all his amazing symptoms has i". yet been arrived at. However, as Dr. Osier has i'- said; "It is sometimes more im ' portant to know what sort of ' patient has the disease than what sort of disease the patient has." Color: White. , - Sex: Male. Age: Just right to be interesting. Family: If married, he makes no boast of it . Religion: From certain fervent expressions I have heard the pa tient use in moments of excite jnent, the most charitable conclu sion is that he is deeply religious. ! hnnnrtant that nurse should state exactly what she ob serves neither more nor less. (Nursing Text, p. 120.) i- Profession: burgeon. - Income: As to his income, I can S! only report that, In delirium, I have heard him refer to his in . come tax as "highway robbery." ... A good nurse does not inject ' personal interpretations into a ' twwlciria ramrri. N.T T. 125.) , Tni.liirfi.nnii- vim Intelligence and professional skill are reported to be of high order. His operating technique t (aid to be so exacting .1 . . -M..M.V m irrH h,vi been . Uia, VUU'j r--J - j known to faint when informed I that they were to assist him, and -to run temperatures after helping .cat one of his operations. JS Emotional Reactions: His emo $;t!onal reactions are so varied and 4 (unusual as to afford an instruc 't Uve study. . . . Our text asserts i. that a patient should be an inter - tsting study to an alert nurse. The "nurse who failed to find X Inter esting would be phlegmatic, in iideed. Personal Description: X is a tall, li spare, blond man of the sanguine type which always looks as if il "thad just scrubbed its face, neck, :and ears with a brush and green :soap, and rinsed with ice water. -'His eyebrows are arrogant; hii ; nose is one of the lofty kind which teem especially designed for snort Llng. His eyes, which are very blue, , habitually wear what can only be J described as a "be-damned-to-'tJ you" expression. ; Manuesiauon 01 oympioms. la v.rttHnMlv. a man who is aCCUS- . " tomed to having his own way. An it Illustration of this observation fol rt lows: mv. - ' CINCE our text Instructs us that charts and reports bearing ijL - - . ., iixt -1 1 J upon me patient s gonumuu biiuulu -a . w acjj, uiii i-i m.w 'J"; observed the usual procedure, ' Htl,i Va tamnarafllM ttrac fnlcPTV be kept from his eyes, tne nurse of retiring to a distant light to i-.y- -rtrsiC m!" PAPA 1 RXV"." "1 V ii : (OMtV TBYIN TO FLAPPER FANNY s - . " ; 'VrV'lB BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES - ' ' "' BY MARTIN . fWN WMimmi homex'. as A6ts sv w ) Horace - wE'at i tlliA. , -J riotT feQ tws fAsT . J "Now, If I decide to return V -v.. money back, which .si COPt RIGHT, ISSS. NIA WVIC, INC, read the thermometer. Each time this happened, however, the pa tient fell into so dangerously ex cited a state because he was not permitted to read the thermome ter himself that eventually it seemed wisest to allow him to do so. One must never unduly alarm a patient by seeming to hide the truth from him. (N.T., p. 137.) When X discovered that the thermometer read at exactly normal, he seemed violently cha grined, and insisted that it must have been tampered with that in his condition it should read at least four degrees higher. Another of his eccentricities is that, in spite of tactful efforts to dissuade him, he persists in tak ing his own pulse at frequent in tervals. On one occasion he even de manded a sphygmomanometer for the purpose of taking his own blood pressure; but that time, his attention was successfully dis tracted by the appearance of his lunch tray, to which he at once gave his undivided attention, fall ing asleep immediately thereafter. . . . . (Contents of tray: thick soup, large steak, mushrooms, mashed potatoes, peas, tomato salad, mince pic, cheese, and pot of coffee.) Unfortunately the meal must have failed properly to digest, foi very soon the patient was in the throes of what appeared to be a bad dream. He seemed to fancy himself to be in the operating room, for he cried out engrily, "Don't you know, you (expletive deleted) that dropping an instru ment might be equivalent to mur der? It's feather-brains like you dancing all night and then com ing into the operating room with the jitters that make surgeons wish they were taxi drivers." Treatment: . . . The nurse owes the patient not only profes sional skill, but all the personal qualities that go with gracious .....luvml ra.T.. n. 198.) Think of the patient as of your brother, or any one dear 10 you ana suuei ing. (p. 200.) With the above dicta in mind, r h.M i-onAaterilv tried to soothe the patient with little thoughtful attentions sucn as reauiiis tsim heantiful and UDliftinK romance from the latest "Ladies' Home Review." His reaction was ri!nminti'nif nnt ta sav alarming. iiuniiiv w After the first few sentences, X struggled to an upngnx position, k; ,.-u nnrl rnneested. and cried out in a strangled voice, "If you must read inai siop, ior sake (Refer to remarks about re ligion) go and do it where I can't hear you!" . THERE was a good deal more. When it was finished, Tran rucked it under her arm with the class report, intending to read it to Beula Tagg that night. Beula, however, was sleepy and indis posed to listen. Tran dropped it upon her desk, and for the time completely forgot about it Top Sarge entered the class room on the appointed day with the glint of battle in his blue eyes. He plunged at once into a discus sion of the pile of student reports before him reading bits aloud and commenting in his curt, clipped accents. As the hour drew to a close, Tran sat shivering between relief and disappointment that her own report had not been one of those chosen. It was then that, with a glance at the clock, he took up a final paper. "Now here," he said, "is an un usual document." Tran gripped the seat of her chair. Was there something dis tinctly familiar looking about that e case," Dr. Sargent was go ing on, "is not one that has come under my care." Then it couldn't be her report. She had written about one of his own cases. . . And yet a hide ous conviction turned everything black before Tran's eyes as he began to read. (To Be Continued) There's an ominous note in the Invention of a folding porch for out i-Uer. Watch It. Pa: be fore you know It you'll be mow ing a portable lawn. this within 10 days and get my corner will you be on?" ; Pa,he case." Dr. Sargent was go- I -Y -M' M H 4 V ft lP ' OUT OUR WAY C f GOOD Nt&HT! THERE 1 KNOW, BUT : I HE IS WITH HIS HEAP, ARMS 1 TH' KAOTH HOLES I AM' LESS THROU&H KAOTH ) SHOW MORE OP HOLES STIDDA. THROUGH KA6 THANl TH ) . WHERE THEV BELONG J I HEAP AM ARKA " AN' LE& HOLES wTJ'aruTp"'.o"-.INC- HEROES ARE .VAADE--MOT BORM j.t?.Nitu"a MYRA NORTH, SPECIAL WELL. WHERE'S CABDELL? WHV ISKfT HE OW DECK IO GREET HIS VISITOCS5 LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE "GEE. WHAT A euiKidD - &un VPQ NOSE IS ALL SWELL! LOOKS AS IF YOtfD BEEN KISSED ot A fcifcfc- 1 v I I H-HES BELOW IM I tli-rt mwmm w. v nW4wmW jte&ran -JHr fH L i, ,il7-'9-38l WMmm . ' Km&?mm W . Nl if MrMiwrl LmMAt3- FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS BY BLOSSER (W l DON'T LIKE TO ""S) tWZZ W9 DC1SaT'3S lAN WEhZ YOUJwrb T DEEP S"Hir3 fete "ssr xjssw-. uHvE mTyrr --rpri -fr If NOT TO do rr f HIS OWM THINGS J II ) W - wT"' J . '"T S U 'l. I.IW. T.M flrr 'j WASHTUBBS4 '" " - BY CRANE . , , ftnruAlKl& VDL1R DOS AT UOW,H6TBV VOU CON'T WEED TO DEVELOP rTBE A FRAipV-CAT 5S!9--nI flHyLW5fc WJKW&n51! S0lrPUWEBE?l M.YQUB .WW, YOU By Sylvia MM'' T7TU 5SK! tZlKiM . v V L . . i n . v K-fi'-?ffli v ip;a TJA.ua riut i i inn v-w - r- i -. i ib i ' . - ivi mm i4 ii i c i i THE NEWS AND THE HERALD,' NURSE H-HES BELOW IM WE'LL HIS CABHO.SIS. I'LL CALL HIM EIGHT AWAY WITH HIM OWE" UlsJTIE STICK H j J JJZ. 1 f4YD-TH YolT-rEll Lno O-O - I POKT J 1 VES- 1 SHOULD SEE I HE WENT I GUY COULDKT SORRY I DID VZ7 iZIc ciiJ ACF f 1 9So. I sJ-Isstfl jrsi TLS'. N ; ibm,.. " jr awi-ic- 1, i . ; :nrr tu' .inn ail- v KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON BY J. R. WILLIAMS HAVE ID PlAV ALOWG UMTIL "NUMBER. GETS HERE. BETTER. LILY'S ARMS- BUT ClOSe TO HEf OUR BOARDING HOUSE Ct?f GREAT HEAVEN) 5,' 1jt?, V, ' . ' ( WHAT'S COIKJ& , vM wake up - iv 50Ae OLEEP WALKECS y nNV must be havimg Jrv V 1 ' -i ' J1 ffTAM ARGUMEUT jS , UMF-P- W 'SaJI ILWSil.!!- &r-- gl E BATTLE - HE VJOUlX MR. CARDELL VISITORS ABOARD I BELIEVE THEY I FROM THE PURPLE- SLIPPEa, 9 zmm BY ix 1 n fi 1 . it 1 RE r 1 ' I It 1 A SWIM - WHAT'S I L I I With MAJOR HOOPLE ?1 THOMPSON AND COLL BY HAROLD GRAY