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Fcbruury 28, 1938
THE NEWS AND THE HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
PAGE FIVE
CITY BRIEFS
WiMliii'nilny VAutt Mninhors of
Wviliiusilny Hull will not hti
ml led for Urn Marc h nictillllK.
acluiluli'il for Wniliioailiiy nliilil
nl 7:30 o'clock In I tti iiiiIbIi
huunii. Thoy urn unki'il hiiwuvor,
to lin present In hour Mm. Honrs.!'
II. Iliirliniin mill nl li.-r In o I'm
ersiiii, lioih rriini I'ntiillitlon, ilia
dim llin Cliuri'h VYoiiinn'a Hurv-
It'll llMKUK, UlU Ucllwi Women's
lirnnrh uf Urn Kiilncopnl clninli
llnstnaa for llin iivciiIiik will Im
Mm. W. V. MrNnely. There
will ho no Nardil iifritlm ntiiiinor
ml by III" club mull after Lent.
Tho ini'nlliiK I It In week will full
on Ilia firm ilny uf I Im l.cnton
snuann, Anil Weilneailiiy, March
i. Mm. Vnrnon Kiiykniiiliill,
of llin ll'ullil will moot with tho
Wntlnnsiluy chili.
Hlil Kill lllialllNlH M o r n I linn
301) ski funs mid those who en
Joy wnti'hlnii wlntor aporla worn
Kitlhiirod nl Hnowiumra hill near
Mcl.'loiid, On llf., Hundiiy where
thnan lulnroatoil In participating
In Iho minimi nkl moot, which
will ho hold thin yenr. Mnrch 13,
woro roIiik thrnush tholr paces.
An oxiromoly wnrm aun found
kltira wunrliiK llitht ahlrla, ills
iiirilliiK heavier ciiililinnl. VIbII
ora from Kliimnth Fnlla, Ml.
.Shnaia, Dunaiuiilr, Mcdford and
na far aouth nil Ilmlillna; were
seen nt Knowiiimra hill.
Hate la Het Members of
llcumoa (iolf and Country cluti
nru aKHln reiuliiileil nf the Nov.
lty ii Ik 1) t diincu and r,tar(jilii-
incut which will lx given Biilur
day nlithl, Murrh 12, at (lit, cluh
hounc, mrurilliiic to John II.
I loiinl on. president of tho cluh.
In rhnrijo of arranKomonla Is
Krnnk Holmes, Jr., nanlnlcd hy
Itroup of cluh members. An the
ilnto hna been ohaiiKod to March
13, all members are unked to
keep Ihla data optin.
Hiotittor Hhow Monday ovo-
nlnii'a allowing of Ihe molloii
picture, "S2nil Street," at the
Pollrnn theatre waa to ho spon
sored hy llin Cnmp Kirn glrla.
All Camp riro slrla and their
Kuarillnnn were romimloil in turn
In thnlr tickets or money for
tickets aold to Mm. French. It
f'resrent avonuo hefor o'clock
.Monday nlRlil. Thorn will be
apnrlnl prise alron to all groups
who havo chocked In tickets and
money at that tlmo.
From Nlitnita Mr. and Mra. A
Klnnnll am exported to roturn
Monday nliiht or Tueadny from an
extended trip to thn Ilawllan la.
landa which they havo enjoyed
thn paat month, Tho Klnnella Bnll-
ml January 29 from Kan Kranclaco
on Iho Matnnn llnor. Mittaonls
anil relumed from Honolulu on
Ills Mntsonln Fohrunry 19. Thoy
woro expected to return to Klam
ath Fnlls from Ban Kranclaco by
motor.
KiiIkIiC of I' y t h I a a The
Knlghta of I'ythlna No. 99 will
confer the eiqulro and knlRht
ranka Tueaday ovonlnK, March 1
at 7:30 aharn In thn lOOF hall
All mnmbera and vlalllng
k n IkIiI a nrn urged to ho preaenl
NIGHT THOUGHTS
By KARIi WIIITI.Ol-K
Thero la nlwnya thn aky
nlullt. Bomotlmoa, In tha small
houra, when thn
only Bound ot
man la the
trundle o f
rnllrond, mlloa
awny, whon tall
trous whlapur In
the darkneaa
and aoniothlnn
ruatloa In t h
hedge thon
you can bo real
ly a I o n with
enintlneaa and the aky awoopa
down and carries you awny Into
Ita deptha or ponce. It la cosy
then, to aonr through tho lonoll
nosa anrl to roach a new enlm
neaa of porapectlvn concerning
that distant, alowly-splnnlng
planet which la J u a t boncnlh
your feet. With tho oyes and
tho mind which God hna given
you, It la possible to ronch out
Into those tremnndoua distances,
There la Slrltts, hnrdly doner
than 00,000,000,000,000 mllos
away, Thoro la Bololgeuse. There
aro othor auna, wholo solnr y
toina, other vnstor unlvorscs.
Bonn so, among tho awoful, In
nxnrahlo nmchlnery of Infinity.
this llttlo world we trend might
som silly nnd the lussinosa o
men absurd.
Yet you may discover a snnso
of puny majesty In Earth. Kor on
her bosom there have always
been men and scattered through
the night thoro aro men now,
with the nhlllty to plot nnd map
and weigh nnd monsuro IhoBe
monstrous dlslnncas nnd coins
snl bulks, llowovor smnlt the
earth may bo. It Is rather mar
velous Dint mankind poors out
Into this mighty mechanism nnd
undorstnnds It.
In tho center of the Inmost
city In tho world, nt tho bottom
ot tho deepest pit ot dnapnlr,
thorn Is nlvnya the sky nt night,
Up thoro Is Immensity nnd room
to move, up more Is sllonce,
Next -wiinlf, Mr. Whltlock of
tho Enrl Whltlock Funoiiil Homo
Apiiri'i Intlmi Members of the
.limeaa club, nuxllliiry to tho
loim chili, iixiiisboiI a iiraelu
lun In llin fullowliiK concerns
who uaalnlntl In tonkins; tha bono
flt hrlilKii tea of Hiilurilny, rubru-
ary 20, a siicceaa: Klnmath Flow-
or hoi, Klnmnth Furniture com-
puny. HiiUlK'ir Motor company.
Im Klumulli Kill In Woinun s I.I-
lirnry cluh, Tcil Hliocip unit Jack
Hrhnllt, Mm. J. I.. Hlnllll, the
WUInnl holol and Tho ilorald
News, aa wull an Ihnso who ss
alntud. Hnvniily-flvo luliltia were
n ii In y Hiiliinlny, mid flUO real-
r.vti tor tho oyo roiianrfnllon
work which llin cluh sponsors.
Mrn. Thoniiia lliiiiaon wna III
charito of tho benefit.
Itolurnliitf Home Dr. and Mrs
(inoi'Ku A. MnsMiiy it ml tholr
dittiKhler, Mm. William Kuykon
lull, mid her young daughter,
Allan, nro oxpoctud to return to
Klnmuth Kul I" tho hitter part of
the wook following an extended
may III Honolulu. They Bulled on
the Mutson llnor, Mutsonln, and
had reaervntlnna to roturn on the
sumo ship Keliruury 19. I Hoy
cliaugod their pinna, however, and
roinalnod an additional week In
thn Islands, where they enjoyed
visiting with other Klnmuth Kails
rnalileiila. According to relnilvoa
the party Bulled Hnlurdny, Kebru
ary 21, for Ban Kranclaco.
To Frlnnvllln Mr. and Mra
Arthur Held Noere (llertha Hod
aon) left hulunluy aflornoon for
I'rliKivlllo, whern they will make
their home. Their iiiarrlngo took
plum Halurdny uiornlux at 11
o'clock at tha home ot Nooce'a
sister, Mra. KtoU Ilolilnson, 783
Cnllfornln avonuo. .Mm. Neoce has
been cashier ul tho Itulnhow thoa
tre for tho past throe yenra and
was graduated from Klamath un
Ion high school. Neoce Is a grud
tiute of tho Portland Institute or
Tnchnnlogy and was forinorly
with Rwnuiia llox company. He I
now lallymnn for tho Alexander-
Ynwkey Lumber company at
rluorllle.
I'lnn Iteunlon Goorge J. Wal
Inn of Ihla city Is among the ills.
trlct auporvlBora In Uregon who
will have rhargn of a reunion of
nil York Hltn Maaoulc hodlea In
Oregon, to lin hold In Portland
April 20-::. The reunion la spon
Bored hy the grand commander
Knlghta Templnr, grand council,
Itoynl and Select Mastors and the
grand chapter. Hoy a I Arch Ma
sons. On the flnnl day of the
meeting iho grand commnndery
will confer tho Ordor of tho Ited
Cross and the Order ot Malta.
I'rrarnt Mct'oun Pupils The
Morrill Womon'a Library club Is
preaonllng Die pupils ot thn Mi:
Cown Dance studio of this city In
a program nl the Ilraadwny tho
atrn In Mnllu on the evenings of
March 11 and 12. A numbor of
new and especially attractive num
bom aro being prepared for the
program, according to the Mo
Cowns, Including an especially at'
iractivo inninn acrobat, a Span
lab ensomblo with Bonnlo Itohln
as soloist and surprise novelty
uanccs.
To Attend Mooting Knlherlue
Wilson ot Merrill, prosldent of
mo uraduate Nurses association
of district g, planned to leave
Monday evening for Portland to
attend an executive board moot.
Ing ot the atate nurses' aaaocl
atlon. Sbo expects to return home
Wednesday evening. .Mrs. Wilson
operatos a hospital at Morrill.
Allnmont Club Meeting The
nomo tconouiica club of tho Alia
mom grungo will meet Friday at
i2:.iu p. ni. at the home of Mm,
K. J. llllnd on Fifth avcuuo be.
tweon Allnmont drive and the old
Wood highway. A Potluck lunch
oo u will be aorved at that time.
An Invitation has been extendod
to tho Midland grange's clu
membura to attend. A ehort Pro
gram has been planned by the
drnmatlo chairman. Mrs. Ed Stan
Inke. All members and friends are
urged to be prosont.
Reirlstorcil Can The follow
Ing cars wore reglatered at the
chumbor ot commorco desk Moll
dny, the Inst to roglster tor the
mouth ot Fohrunry: E. S. Ride-
out, Yakima, Wash., who Is visit'
Ing with relatives at 1221 Blehn
stroet; James J. Dcardorff ot
Dorrls, who recolvod hla annual
permit; Alfred Ullo ot Durlln
game, Cnllf,, and Herman Hum'
inel, resident of Chlco who Is
frequent visitor here.
Roturn to Klnmnth S. W,
Percy and son, Froddle, roturn
ed to Klamath Falls Sunday
night from Mnrshflold nnd North
Hend, where thoy attended
mealing ot tho Southern Oregon
Hotol Ownors association, Thoy
mnno tno trip by motor,
Return to Fort Mr. and Mrs.
Jorry Slsomore and y o n n
dnughter, Jonune, roturned Sun
day to tholr homo near Fort
Klnmuth after spending tho past
week in Klnmnth Falls, whore
Slsomore submlttod to medical
trontment.
VIhIIs Here Mrs. Ora Tucker,
who teaches In Med fold, was a
weekend visitor In Klnmnth Falls
from tho vnlloy.
Dr. George Goehring
Dr. David H. Goehring
, DENTISTS
307 Medical-Dental Building
Ph. 489
OPEN EVENINGS
On Honeymoon Mr, and Mrs.
Onorgn Mlckn of Malln and Mr,
ml Mra, Lewis Knudni of Mor
rill, whose double wedding wna
n event of Hundiiy, left for the
oiith Moudny morning fur au
extended wnddlng trip. The two
young couples aro well known In
the southund of Iho county whore
they have mado thnlr homes slnco
hlldhood. Until Hlcka and Knu-
dra are runchors. They were
guoala nt Hotel Hull while stay
ing In Klamath Falls,
Itcturnn Here T. II. Walters,
Klumulli Fulls realtor and presi
dent of tho lorul Holury cluh,
roturned Hie latter port of the
week from Portland where he
has boon on business for tha
past week. Walters attended a
Itntary luncheon while In Port
land, and Ills plcturo appeared In
he Hundiiy Oregon Journal.
In Hospital Carl Cook. Klam.
ath Knlls recreational director.
ion rtunnny ror portinnd, whore
he will enter tho Votenina' hos
pital to submit lo a nmjor oper
ation. Cook will probably be
gone for a month or lx works,
according to police hendmiartora.
Cook has boon In 111 health for
the past six months.
Turkey lllnner lo He (liven
The Paat Nohlo Grands of the
Hobekah lodge will entertain
woilnosdny evening. March 2
at the IOOF hall with a :30
turkoy dinner In honor of their
husbands. All Past Nohlo (Iranda
are cordially Invited to attend
rurllior Information mnv hn nh.
talncd by calling 847-M or 1690.
Calls in Klamath Mary Louise
Ho Dine of Portland, with tho
stutn of Oregon child welfare
commission, arrived In Klamath
rails on an official visit Sunday
night nnd to remain her for sev
eral days In tho Interest of her
office. Hho Is a guest at tho
Wlllard hotel.
Jim. Teal Improves Mrs. Har
old Tout, wlfo or Iho auto me
chanics Instructor at Klamath
union high school, la improving
rollowing an Illness or tho pnst
two weeks. Tho Teals live on Mol-
roso street.
Lutheran . I.nrllrs Alii Tho
Klamath Lutheran Ladles Aid
will meet Tuesday, March 1, at
p. m. at tho homo or Mrs. Astrld
Johnson, 1022 Donald street. All
who have quill blocks are asked
to bring them to the meeting
Kvoryono Is wolcomo to attend.
Returning Homo George L,
Ilrudlcy, 422 Mount Whitney
street, Is recovering from a major
otioralion to which he submitted
February 19 at Klauinlh Valley
hospital, and was able to roturn
to his borne Monday ai noon,
Bradley may receive visitors.
Returns Here Ur. A. O. Hoon
Icke roturned to Klamath Kulli
from Portland, where he has at'
tended a post graduate course
given by tho North Paclfla Dental
college. Dr. Roohlcke has been in
Portland for tho past weog.
Reaumea Tench lint Mm. B. B
Illomaulst. teacher of English and
loumallsm at Klamath Union
hlh school, nas resumea uer
teaching following an Illness ot
the pnBl two weeks, whon she was
confined to Klamath Valley hos
pital suffering from an attack oi
pneumonia.
On Vacation Zoe Bruce of
Hazel's Heauty shop, and Ethoi
wvnno O'Flnhorty. secrotnry to
R. C. Groesbock, attorney, left
Rundnv morning by car for San
Francisco, whero they will enjoy
a week's vacation.
Grange Meeting The Henley
grange will mcot In the Henley
Grange hall Wednesday at 8 p.
m. A program Is planned, and
all members are asked to attend.
Funeral Services Arrange
ments for the funeral services
tor the late Frank L. Howell
will be announced upon arrival
of Mrs. Howell from Oklahoma
Tuesday or Wednesday.
Visits In Klamath -Mrs. Clif
ford Shuck of Tulelake visited
In Klamath Falls Saturday shop
ping. On Ruslncss Greta Gllmore of
the White sowing machine de
partment of Moe's, left Saturday
night on a business trip which
will take her to Portland.
From Maltn Among the out-of-town
shoppers I n Klamath
Falls Saturday waa Mrs. Vlcke
Heniel of Mnlln.
Visits Here Mrs. J. R. Elliott,
who lives near Merrill, was a
Snturday afternoon shopper In
Klamath Falls from her ranch
home. ;
From Tulelnke Mrs. Morton
Brown and dnughter worn shop
Ping and visiting with friends in
Klamath Falls Saturday from
their home near Tulelake.
Prom Dairy Mr. and Mrs.
Marlon Bnrnes of Dairy wore
visitors in Klamath Falls Satur
day, From Kirk D. E. Monk of
Kirk is on business in Klnmnth
Fnlls for several days, a guest
nt Hotol Hall while hore.
RECTAL DISEASES
Mild electric treatments,
replacing old motliods.
Non-confining, non-surgical
am safer. KKSULT8
start with first treat
ment. Writs for FREE
booklet. i
DR. M. C. CASSEL
Spoclallst
Casscl Bros. Chiropractic
Clinic
228 No. 7th Phone 420
In California Mr. and Mrs.
Lester Klrkpatrlck and Mrs. Fred
Houston Inft Hundiiy morning for
Los Angeles and other southern
California cities, where thoy will
spend a fortnight visiting with
Mrs. Klrkpatrlck and Mrs.
Houston's mother.
Accidents Reported A. J.
Doolln of Merrill Monday report
ed an nccldent near Hatfield, on
the Alturaa hlKhwny. Harry Kan
doss and Raymond Martin re
ported a crash at the curve near
tha Klamath camp. S. H. Acker
man and (I. C. Horn were drivers
of cars In a crash near Fort
Klamath.
VInIIs Husband Mrs. Sue Mott
left Sunday morning by car for
Yakima, Wash., where she will
visit with her husband, who Is
omployed In a rudlo atntlon there.
Mrs. Mott Is In the hnslory. de
partment at Moo's end Is en-
Joying a two woek's vacation.
Leaves for North Gay Ncw-
som of Now York, who has been
In Klamath Falls tha past week
In tha Interest of Charles of tho
Hits cosmetics, which aro being
shown at Moe's, loft for Portland
Saturday night.
Eureka Visitors Among the
visitors In Klamath Falls dur-
ng the psst weekend were Mr.
and Mrs. M. W. Mulkey, who
make their home In Kureka,
Calif. They aro stopping at
Hotel Hall.
On Iluslnms Mr. and Mrs,
John F. Allen of San Francisco
are making a business visit to
Klamath Kails and while here are
guests at the Wlllard hotel.
In Dunsmulr Myrtle Carter
spent the woekend In Dunsmulr
visiting at the home ot Mr. and
Mrs. Timothy Murphy. She en
Joyed skiing at Snowman's hill.
Child 111 Barbara Lambert,
two-yenr old daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Loulyn Lambert, North
Third streot, Is recovering from
a severe cold which she has suf
fered during the past week.
In Ban Francisco Mrs.
diaries V. Hugh Is expected to
roturn to Klamath Falls Tuesday
from Ran Francisco, where she
hns been during the past 10
days.
Group lo Meot Members of
the Dnughtnrs ot British Empire
will meet Tuesday night, March
1, at the home ot Mrs. Jeanle
Shlels, 924 Donald atreet. All
members are urged to attend.
Royal Arch Masons Mert
Regular meeting ot Klamath
chapter No. 36, Royal Arch
Masons will be held Tuesday
evening, March 1st. All Com
panlons are cordially Invited.
Mothers-Tearhcni Club The
Shasta Mothers Teachers club
will meet at the school library
Wednesday, March 3. at 2 p. m,
All members are urged to be
present.
Business Trip D. E. Gilchrist
scout executive, will leave Tues
day for Alturaa on business and
will also spend two days In Lake-
view.
Drill Team Tractlce The Re-
bekah drill team waa to meet for
practice Monday evening, Feb
ruary 28, In the IOOF hall, and
all members were requested to be
present.
Reports Theft A. O. Colson
1917 Pine streot, reported the
theft of one Zerone 60-gallon oil
tank from the rear ot his home
February J 8.
Visits Portland Deputy Coun
ty Clerk Walter Haunon was
home Monday after a weekend
business trip to Portland.
More than MOO Klamath
county dogs had been licensed
for 1938 at tbo county clerk'
office at noon Monday.
Beginning Tuesday morning.
penalty fee of $1 will be added
to the regular license fee.
It is believed there are alto
gether some 2400 or 2500 dogs
In Klamath county.
Vital Statistics
TSCHIRKY Born to Mr. and
Mrs. Julius Tschlrky of Tulelake,
a girl, February 25, at Llghtfoot
hospital, weight: 7 pounds
name: Josephine Marie.
An 8x10 Personality
Portrait
A beautiful fully retouched 2-pose
photo with the purchase of 3 pairs of
hosiery at regular price or with one
pair and payment of 15c Coupon
good at the
May King Studio
Be tura to ask for coupon when malting hosiery
purchase at Moe'i
Jumbo, Performing Elephant,
Feature of Shrine Circus
What Is probably the most fa
mous animal In tho United States
Jumbo, tho largest perform-
ng elephant In captivity, owned
by Adolph Mueller.
Jumbo was co-starred In Billy
Rose's New York success, "Jum
bo," with Paul Whiteman and
Immy "Hnozzlo Durante. The
lephant and tho two famous
stars of stage, radio and screen
shared equal billing In the show.
It ran for over a year at the New
York Hippodrome and was broad
cast over a national coast-to-coast
radio hookup each Tuesday night
from the Hippodrome stage.
Jumbo will bo one of the out
standing features of the Shrine
ndoor circus that opens In the
Klanmtb armory for six nights
starting Wednesday night, March
2. This elephant has been demon-
tratlng animal Intelligence to the
American clrcusgoers for many
years and has Just recently re-
urned rrom a six weeks engage
ment In Cuba.
This gigantic elephant holds the
distinction of being the largest
star ever presented In an Indoor
show aa he weighs well over five
tons. Like all famous stars, Jum
bo travela deluxe In his own espe
cially - constructed semi - trailer
truck, which Is built for bis every
comfort and need. Few, if any,
stars have the careful attention
thai Is given Jumbo, as he must
be protected against every change
of climate and every road hazard
that is associated with his year
around transcontinental tour.
Adolph Mueller, his owner and
trainer, is constantly with him
day and night looking out for bis
High School
New Notes and
Comment
BY HK1XZ DIETSCHB
WHEN our high-flying Pelican
raised its wings and took
long weekend trek over the
mountains to tangle with a cave
man and a tiger, many ot the
dopesters shook their heads and
exclaimed, "He hasn't got a
chance."
But the proud bird had other
unconventional Ideas and soon
demonstrated Its aggressive na
ture. '
First on the Pelicans meal
ticket was a Granta Pass Cyclo
pean "den-dweller," and the two
fought "club and claw" to the
final stanza where the "punch
dragger" finally managed to
peck the caveman Into sub
mission. Tho next day the un
daunted bird breezed into Med-
ford, enervated the heretofore
vicious tiger and managed to
wing out a close victory.
Last week at our assembly
Principal Lloyd B. Emery elec
trified the students with a
typical "Emerlan" Joke: "A
negro lad was asked why his
name waa Electricity, to which
the colored boy replied, "My
mother's name was Dinah and
my father's Moe, and together
they make dynamo; and that s
what makes electricity.' "
Reverend Ivan Gould then
.
hopped onto the stage and gave
a lengthy, far reaching ovation
on human conduct.
Voiced Mr. Gould, "Who yon
are' Is determined primarily on
how you act in a specitic situa
tion or crisis."
When Dr. London received his
turn to sandwich in a tew
words ha started off with a "tall
one" victimizing Al Smith: "Al,
who was addressing some inmates
at Sing Sing, opened his speech
with the customary, 'Ladies and
gentlemen.' Embarrassed he
hastily said, 'fellow citizens
Then remembering that convicts
lose their right ot citizenship he
finished off with a cheery, 'any
way, I'm glad you are all here.' "
Summarised Dr. London: "I
PILES
Qnlck Positive
Permanent
RELIEF
Advanced non-surgical meth
ods. NO HOSPITALIZATION No
loss of time from work.
.Many satisfied patients In
Klamath and surrounding
country have been given per
manent relief. Writ for
booklet.
Dr. O. H. Mather
Chlropractlo Physician
781 Main Phone 404W
Free
every need so that he may travel
through all kinds or weather con
ditions and bo well and happy for
bis dally routine of tricks and com
edy antics to amuse the public.
Last week in Ban Francisco
Jumbo thrilled one of the most
appreciative audiences In his en
tire career. He was taken to the
Shrine Crippled Children's hos
pital and gave a morning matinee
to these hundreds of unfortunate
kiddles on the lawn ot the hos
pital. Famous Jumbo Is Just one of the
41 circus acts that will parade
their wares at the second annual
Shrine circus starting Wednesday
night In the armory. Other out
standing circus thrillers are such
well known circus stars as the
Orton troupe ot high balancing
porch artists, the Nelson trio of
whirlwind comedy acrobats, the
Harrison duo, bicycling novelty
supreme; Eugene Randow and
company ot Internationally known
clowns; the Wheeler sisters on
the high double trapeze; the Hen
ry troupe of rolling gione experts
and many other band picked cir
cus features.
Polack Brothers circus, which
brings this great array of circus
talent to Klamath Falls, Is coming
Intact direct from San Francisco
after finishing a week's engage
ment at the Dreamland auditorium
and will move from here to Port
land for a week there.
The Hlllah drum corps will pre
sent the Shrine circus. The en
gagement continues through Mon
day, March 7, with matiness Sat
urday and Sunday, a tolal ot eight
performances.
have never kissed or embraced
anyone In my life except my
wife and my loved ones; I have
never smoked or been under the
Influence of liquor; I have never
used any word that I couldn't
use In this mixed public.
"When I told another group
that I had never put my arms
around a woman other than my
wife and relatives, a red-headed
boy popped up and said, 'you
mxm aca
g leg. U. S. Pn. Ofits
A NEW VJAY!
lei lj
I am Iks famous Hollywood' "glamour
girl" typo. I am idol'aad by mtn. I have
all the wsalth and luiury that any
womaa could with fori But I am a slave
to Itis Public I am kpt lo busy mak
ing pictures, partoaal opptaraacM,
and radio broadcaitt, that I havs liHla
lima to see my huibond. I would like
to havs children, but I don't dare to
because I might lose my figure aad my
absanct from ths icreaa might detract
from my popularity. Am I the type of
woman you've yearned to beJ
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rtsf
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3rd Prix . . .
thPrli . . .
5th Prize ...
10 Prizes each of
20 Prizes each of
80 Prizes each of
4 Everyone
States it
of this firm
don't know what you've missed.' "
Surrounded by ambrosial ham
burgers, the Social Science club
listened to a radio debate on the
capitalistic system at the home
of efficient member Mary Jane
Eyerly. Outstanding revelation
of the "tongne wagging" affair
was Mr. Russet's dexterous skill
at the enllghtlng If somewhat In
fantile game, four-five-six pick
up sticks.
After the party, several of the
members went on an aimless Jaunt
and finally spent a quiet,
"homey" evening In the company
of Coach Peterson and his charm
ing wlfo.
Newsman Jerry O'Callaghan's
mind must definitely work In
prize-winning cycles.
Recent- winner of a 125 Amer
ican Legion essay contest, the
Inspired Journalist this week
rated high among the winners
of a sports writing contest spon
sored by the Quill and Scroll,
International honorary society
lor hign scnool journalists.
Other local aspirants to na
tional fame Included Intelligent
I am the ProfMslonal-weman type. I
chase a cars.r Instead af marriage,
... . ... ,
and I have been successful. I am In-
dependent. I can go whore I please
and do what I please without having
to account to a disapproving husband.
But sometimes I am lontly . and thee
I wonder whonW I shouldn't have sac
rificed my career for the man who
wanted to marry me. Am I the type af
woman you've yearned to be? .
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Forward March
No matter how 'XssVli
rigid the de- V --P Csr.f.
mandsof dress, V, - 1
you're "at ease" V ''i-
inEdgertons. . SM '
TH E Sdtf&liwLS H D Ey
Drew's Hanstore
788 Main Bt.
ittCtt Of THESE THREE TYPEj0F
jOrMH WOULD YOU RATHER B
vrvuuu. v'l"- XcplicaS.
Ask for "C-H-B"
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1st Prize $350.00 Cash
FOLLOW THESE EASY
in. the eleven Western
3 Send in as many entries t yon
wish i bat you mutt enclose 2
eligible except emplovn
oc me tubers of their fam
C-H-B labels, bottletops or wrappers
(or 2 label-replicas) with tach in
dividual entry.
ilies.
2 AH yotj m Rquind to do It
to writt oo plaio papet) a
letter of not more than 90 words
like thist "I would rmibtr bt tbt
4 An impartial body of fadgef
will be appointed from out'
sid of this fim AU entries will
be iudjred upoc rr
(Glamour Girl) (Professiooil
Woman) (Houywlfe) typtbf
and onpinillf) . tnsrary st, )
la sejeondary. TivHo dajui-
cau awaius.
This contest closes with entrlra P'-rt
marked Mldnlaht. March 31. i .
Judges' decisions art final. All furis
become propetry of this ftnv
Ruth Hendricks, who received
honorable mention In a copy
reading contest, and Industrious
Marlyce Erlandson, who placed
In the advertising division.
Best news of the day Is the
return ot our favorite. Mrs. B,
B. Blomqulst, from the Klam
ath Valley hospital, where she
was afflicted with a sever cast
of pneumonia.
BEND PLAYGROUND
IMPRESSES LOCAL
SKI ENTHUSIASTS
Favorably Impressed with tha
Bond Skyllners playground, a
number of Klamath people re
turned Sunday night from at
tending the tournament there.
Cecil Morris, formerly of
Klamath Falls, won second place
In the Class B Jump. He rep
resented the Cascade Ski elub
of Portland.
Those who attended from
Klamath Falls Included John and
Haarby Bechen, Neil HordcaBtl
and Irene Lamore.
or
I am the housewife type. My husband
J" d"'1 ld
bring even more oy and happlnasi to
our mU homfc But do'
make much, and I don t . suppose he
ever will. Than, too, the children are
dtars, but thoy loop me tiod down at
homo. I'm still young and pretty. I like
good times and excitement. But be
tween my duties as a rho-htr and my
worriss about making ends moat, I
have to bo pretty much of a "home
body"! Am I tho type af woman you've
yearned to be?
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... i i
In cub prises I Vutt la
lilt niwiptptr lor
HoKHCtmtm of the sec
ond contest In Aprllf
and the third In M'jt
Contest
100.00 Cash
75.00 Cash
50.00 Cash
25.00 Cash
10.00 Cash
5.00 Cash
. 2.50 Cash
RULES
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