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November 1, 1935
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Keep It On
IT ha been a fortnight now since the so-called "lid" was
clamped on gambling activities in Klamath county. Slot
machines and other open schemes to take money from
the gullible have been stopped for that period.
Contrary to the old "open town good business"
philosophy, business in general has not suffered a bit,
and it is pretty safe to say that a lot of people who have
needed money for essentials, and the paying of legitimate
bills, have had it, when otherwise it would have been lost
forever for -the transient pleasure of "taking a chance."
This was the gain made in the blow-up at the court
house, and it is a gain that must be retained.
Experience has taught that there may soon be expect
ed an attempt to "edge in" by those who profit from
gambling and that sort of thing. That always happens
as a situation of this kind cools off and attention is di-
rected to other matters.
But this move must not be permitted to succeed. The
, authorities have their orders, and they should obey them.
Where to Start
THERE is no denying that Klamath connty has an un
savory reputation, so far as administration of criminal
justice is concerned, throughout Oregon.- -
"It's the safest place to commit a crime," is the sort
of remark one hears.
A local man the other day said : "If I were accused
of anything in. Klamath county, the last thing I'd do
would be to plead guilty. It's too easy to get off."
It is often remarked that the more serious the of
, fense, the' more certain the chance of getting off. Park
in front of a fire plug, and you get soaked. Commit a
, murder, and you go free. '.
People of Klamath county cannot justifiably lay the
blame for this reputation entirely on the officers and .the
courts.- A lot of it is due to their own free-and-easy at
titude toward violation of the law. If there should grow
up in the county an overwhelming sentiment for. the
certain punishment of every offender, there would be
found a response to that sentiment among officers,
magistrates, prosecutors and juries.
There are -other conditions that have led to Klam
ath's unwelcome reputation. But underlying it all is
public indifference, and if there is to be any progress
toward-a more healthy condition, the start must be made
at that point ' ' -
Elks Monte Carlo nights are scheduled for Friday
and Saturday. Proceeds from these evenings of fun and
, entertainment will go to the Elk's charity fund. The
public is invited to the lodge home on these two eve
nings. .The purpose is worthy.
I Adolph's
Observations
MUSSOLINI ' isn't going to
take the country away from
the Ethiopians according to his
declaration, but rather is going
to prorlds what you call a Pro
tectorate over them. We don't
'. know exactly- what that Is hnt
It's obrionsly something they
got along without heretofore.
Ton know, this son of a Cae
sar Isn't so bad at heart, yon
just hare to understand blm.
He hasn't any intention of add
ing territory to Italy bnt is
prompted In the present war by
a great humanitarian desire to
fir the Abyasiniana an Italian
cirilliatlon. II Dace thinks
that's what they need to set
them up in business.
It will probably develop in
the end that the Italians will
give the Ethiopians the sort
of protection that a- grasshop
per gets when a goose catches
it. "One gulp and the darn
thing is protected forever."
Crooning Crosby
Gets Number From
Telephone Girl
HOLLYWOOD, Calif., Nov. 1.
(P) Kay Rooney, a telephone
operator, was the one girl in
many millions of girls today. For
her and her alone, Bing Crosby
sang a song. It happened this
way:
Crosby recently sold his To
luca lake home to Al Jolson and
Ruby Keeler. Pending the com'
pletion of a new "one, he moved
into one of Marion Davies'
houses. He forgot the telephone
number, so he called Miss Roon
ey, the lone night operator in
the studio, at midnight.
"I'm sorry," she replied. "I'm
not allowed to give out Miss
Davies number."
"But I live there," Crosby pro
tested. "This is Bing Crosby."
"I'm sorry ," Miss Rooney
began again, politely.
"Listen." Crosby cut in. And
with that, he began hurling the
famous Crosby baritone at her.
He sang one whole song. '
He got the number.
WASHINGTON
NEWS BEHIND TUB NEWS
Ttio Inside Story From
The Capital
.
By PAUL MALLON
CopyrUht HJ6, by Paul Halloa
SIDE GLANCES- cf
WASHINGTON. Not. I. The
Italian pre has now hailed Sec
retary Hull s last note as a re
buff to the League of Nations.
The loasue has hailed It as an
encouragement to proceed with
sanctions agaluat the Italiaus.
In the midst of this confusing
hailing, the duty haa devolved
upon a diplomat within the state
department to Interpret the note.
It Is his job to condense all the
acts ot the secretary of stute Into
confidential memo form for our
foreign envoys strewn around the
world. He struggled with the
Hull document halt aa hour, and
then hailed it to his secretary as
follows:
"Send them the whole note. 1
cannot interpret what the heck
it means."
Yoa may accept this as the of
ficial interpretation. Mr. Hull
did not approve leaxue sanctions
he did not disapprove. He is
perched adroitly on one hand and
ths other. .
POSTSCRIPT
What the Italians do not know
is that Mr. Hull or someone close
to him has slipped a few choice
additional words to Geneva unof
ficially through our diplomats
mere. This is to the effect that
the league should not worry about
the note; that the U. S. cannot
take action on league sanctions
against Italy as long as they are
merely proposals, but that we will,
give them serious (if not sympa
thetic) attention when they are
put into effect.
In other words, the Geneva
hail seems to be nearer right
man toe Italian.
REASON'S
The nntA will mutntihtAHl vlA
for Mr. Hull this year the Nobel
prise for ambiguity.
The fundamental explanation
for SUf.fl arndvonaB, fa ant.nA..J
to be that a man higher up than
Jir. ttun aid not want any com
mitments or advance promises
made to the leaizne. For utdmI
obvious reasons, also, this gov
ernment did not want to-assume
the reAnnnaihilitv fn, f.nt.. ...
cooperate with the league on a
peace enaeavor, although Involve
ment in it could conceivably lead
to war.
The tnrr ti rpa nt .ittlinu M
supposed to have beset Mr. Hull
for three entire davs. Kn in..i
that muA time composing and re
composing, but was satisfied with
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A short tlm& tur.H sr. vrit
- -v-iu-n -ill. null
dispatched the note, he summon
ed, of nil nennla In InA - -1 .1 u i
predecessor, Henry Stimson. This
wo. ,Ra . .1
luoi nine any zignre ot
the previous administration has
been called Into counsel here since
rresiuem Koosevelt was inaugurated.
The DUrooSM vm tint sni.tBt Tt
seems. tht iv citn,. i '
dioed nationally a Criticism of the
uuiiwairauon ior not cooperating
more close)? with rh. i,..a t.
j , n il
Is understood on the inside that
Jir. huh asked him, in effect:
"Just what would you do under
the circumstances?" Mr ctimBn.
gave the answer anri AtnawaH n
smiles.
The In.lrto re.snr, ...
honoring Mr. Stimson is supposed
to be that Mr. Hull desires to pro-
muie non-partisanship on the
peace policy and, specifically, to
prcTcnt any more stimson radio
talks.
DISARMAMENT
The very day on which the
forthcoming London naval dis
armament conference will con
vene, the king of England will
open a new parliament, elected on
a promise to appropriate a billion
dollars for British rearmament.
For that reason and others,
there is a disposition Inside the
New Deal here to look upon that
Cm sa-'-iJv I K If j' rl
'1 always forget, from one year to the next, just how much
trouble and how uncomfortable this is." -
meeting with disfavor.
In fact, it la said that even
the eternal disarmament optimist,
Norman Davis, doe not want to
attend that meeting. He is sup
posed to believe that It should
be called a rearmament rather
than a disarmament conference.
Word here Is that Britain will
open the conference by telling it
directly or indirectly that it wants
twenty more cruisers added to the
fifty it already has. France is
supposed to say it cannot continue
within treaty limits. Japan will
present a demand for parity with
Great Britain and the U. S.
It is a reasonable probability
that the D. S. delegation will try
to postpone the meeting.
VARIATION
There are Indications that the
New Deal publicity department
has adopted the Notre Dame shift.
Regularly, every few months,
the state department baa been
handing out a report from our
Havana envoy, Jeff Cattery, show
ing how well the Cuban trade
treaty is working. As this Is the
only trade treaty which has yet
shown any substantial results,
continuous stress was considered
advisable. But the stress Was so
continuous that newsmen around
the state department passed the
last few Caffery announcements
into receptacles which the govern
ment provides for its most incon
sequential material.
The other day the bi-monthly
Hosannahs about the Cuban trade
treaty came out as usual, hut this
time from the treasury depart
ment.! The New Deal publicists
decided to try It on another set
of newsmen In hopes that they
have never heard about it before.
About the Bible
DOES nnklndness seem to sur
mnnit unf Saa whit -n.
Christ says In John 15: "... As
the Father bath loved me, so
have I loved yon: continue ye In
my love . . . This Is my com
mandment, That ye love one an
other, as I have loved you . . .
If the world hate you, ye know
that it hated me before it bated
you. If ye were .of the world,
the world would love Its own:
bnt because ye are not of the
world, but I have chosen you out
of the world, therefore the world
hateth you . . . But when the
Comforter Is come, whom I will
send unto you from the Father,
even the Spirit of truth, which
proceedeth from the Father, he
shall testify of met and ye shall
also bear witness, because ye
have been with me from the beginning."
Ten Years
- Ago
"n Klamath
I8UND, aged 15, employe of
the California Oregon Power
company, drowned this afternoon
at 2:20 o'clock In Link river, 200
feet above Copco dam.
A small canvas boat in which
Sund waa hunting, capsiied 12
feet away, from shore and threw
htm out. Unable to swim, Sund
floundered around for a few min
utes and then sank. No trace of
the body had been found up to
3:30 p. m.
History repeats Itself and so do
Hallowe'ens. The same "old
folks" that, complain most bitter
ly from pranks on that evening
of mischief, played the same tricks
and maybe a bit worse, when they
were In their "teens' or younger.
A few. of Klamath Falls' most
estimable and law abiding citizens
were Interviewed yesterday al
though they did not realise It, and
told the meanest and most mis
chievous tricks IheX had ever
played. -.'.,.
From Other
Editors
GOOD WORK AND Jl.ll
(Metlfonl Mall Tribune)
Nothing could mure elunrly
show the absence ot proper- lead
ership and snnse of public re
sponsibility In ths state Ivglstu
lu re, than (he action taken yoi
(vrduy on (lie Towusuud old age
pension pliuu .
This session was called to meat
an etuvrKt'Ucy, created by the
burning of the stale capltol build
ing, and ths confusion oxlstlng,
regarding tho slate social security
program, particularly In ths direc
tion ot old ago pon. Ions,
It waa obviously the legisla
ture's duty to couccntiiito upon
these two objects, tiunstu-t the Im
portant business concerning thorn,
and In the Interest of economy
and the into welfare adjourn aa
oon as this work had boon dune.
Towutoiid plan was adopted by
votu of 3a to 241
We r glint to note, however,
that fllonn Taylor and Moore
lininlllnii, the two rpraitlallv
from Jacksou county, had tn
courage and good si'ie to Join
with 22 oilier reprosunlatlves and
vote against such an alius of the
luKislutlve privilege. All erodlt
to thum.
Au overwhelming majority ot
the people Including wo believe
ninny who favor .the Townsniid
plat In principle, will uphold
thorn la taking such aotlon, at
such Km as Ilia present, and
umlur ooudltlons which now pre
vail. '
They hava bosn saying Hint
(ouora) should tnka off the high
hat. We have done It, and we are
going to try to give the pulillo
whut It wauls la opera. Opera Is
not dead; It Is owing reborn.
K-.iwnr.i Juhiisnn. genoral mana
ger, Metropolitan Opera.
Had the legislature never taken
action on the Townsvml plun, to
bring up the question at this spe
cial session would have beau out
of order. Rut to bring up the
mutter when action had been
taken at the regular session,
uud then to duiuand merely a re
petition of thnt action which was
nothing but nn empty gusturo any
way ai utterly Inexcusable, and
Irom the standpoint of good gov
ernment, nothing short ot shame
ful. Not only does It show the en
tire lack of proper orcfnlistlon
and leadership in the lower house,
but it shows the abject political
cowardice ot the membership uf
thut body as a whole.
r i
We venture to say there are not
ten members ot the lower houe
who sincerely bellove In the
Townsend old age pension plan,
and we doubt If there are half
that number who honestly bellevo
the proposal can ever be made
the law of the land.
But they know there are votes
behind the. proposal, that to op
pose it directly or Indirectly,
means to Incur the dlspleusure
and opposition of au orgaulird
political minority, so when it
fame to a show down they re
fused to vote according to their
convictions, and following the
example of all political Jelly-fish,
drifted along the easloit way.
As a result this second memor
ialising ot congress to adopt the'
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Say
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honest life, I find myself classed
with a Clark Street kootch dan
cer. Henry Hull, star of "To
bacco Road," banned by mayor of
Chicago.
We are on our way back: not
Just by pure change, not by a mere
turn of a wheel and a cycle. We
are coming back soundly because
we planned it that way, and don't
let anybody tell you differently.
President Roosevelt.
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