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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FAIJ5. OREGON
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Friday, Sept 25, 1931
Our Proposal Is Justified
TT ii to be hoped that the state highway commission, as
it jives an ear to the well-organized picas for expen
ditures of relief funds in the northwestern section of the
state, keeps in mind the necessity of spreading out its
emergency relief appropriations to do the most good for
the state at large.
Klamath county is not asking for huge slice of this
appropriation. It is, in fact, making a bid for a very
moderate project, and one designed to fulfill quite dis
tinctly the specific purpose of the relief appropriations.
Our request is for enough money to cut down the
embankments and reduce sharp curves along The Dalles
California highway between Barclay Springs and Lamm's
mill. The project lends itself particularly well to hand
work, thus affording the greater actual unemployment
relief. It is well exposed, and work can be continued
steadily into the winter. And it is an improvement that
must be made, eventually. Enough men, according to a
member of the governor's relief committe, could be given
employment in this job to help materially in reducing
distress here next winter.
There are, it would seem, arguments aplenty to jus
tify the authorization of this project. Klamath county
should see to it that the highway commission hears
them all.
Self ishness Subdued. '
fVXE of the hopeful signs of our times is a growing
v sense of individual responsibility for help in working
out our economic problems and bringing relief to our un
employed. Indicative of this was the action of the Amer
ican Legion in Detroit Thursday, when a proposal to ask
the government for immediate payment of bonus certifi
cates was defeated, 902 to 507.
By so doing, the Legion swung away from a line of
action that could be interpreted in no other way but as
individual selfishness. A favorable vote would have
called for an outlay of some
ury that faces a $2,500,000,000 additional deficit at the
close of the biennium. Obviously, whatever the govern
ment can do for the unemployed would be markedly
hampered should a. great bonus outlay be required of
it, and the government financial problems would be fur
ther complicated!
A demand for the bonus would undoubtedly have re
tarded the return of prosperity. It is gratifying that a
majority of the Legionnaires refused to be party to such
a demand.
Horns of Courtesy
(Christian Science Monitor)
"pWENTY years ago the automobile driver who dashed
down the village street at the reckless rate of fifteen
miles an hour announced his coming with a raucous blast
from a wheezy horn which he operated by pressing a
rubber bulb. The note was distinctly aggressive, and
subsequent issues of automobile horns have not entirely
removed that quality. Voicing such warnings as "Step
lively, old chap, or you'll lose your coat tails," the auto
mobile horn often is looked upon as an unfriendly in
stitution. Although advances have been made in diversifying
Its tone and multiplying ita carrying power, no progress
whatever has been made in making it an Instrument of
better understanding among the inhabitants of the high
ways. A more versatile, a tactful, sympathetic horn is
needed a horn that can say "Good morning" to a pass
ing motorist, or "Thank you, sir," to a driver who cour
teously has given one the right of way. What a world
of good feeling would radiate from a million or so
friendly horns on the highways horns devoted to pro
moting courtesy and good will.
The human voice is not powerful enough to carry
above the din and roar of a city's streets, though some
one has suggested a kind of amplifier. A talking auto
mobile horn is needed, one that can yell out, "Hello,
Bill; you from Oklahoma, too?" or similar greeting when
ever one meets a driver from his home state. And when
an emergency demanding a sudden warning to a care
less pedestrian does arise, a "Scat" that would clear a
back alley of a cat convention m two seconds would
prove an even more efficient signal than the monotonous
and unexpressive "Honk, honk" of the present instrument.
For a unique and impressive sight, we submit the
jagged, sharp-bladed peak of Mt. Pitt, jutting up in
snowy whiteness behind and above . the dark, forest
clothed ridge across Upper Klamath lake.
Helpful Household Hints
I'nless yon know a few facts
about the composition of foods,
you will find it exceedingly diffi
cult to serve well-balanced meals.
Starch especially Is apt to be nsed
In excess because It appears In
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four-different typer'of food that
hnve entirely different textures.
This makes It very easy to serve
a very starchy meal without it be
ing distasteful or apparently poor
ly balanced.
Potatoes, cream sauces and
common puddlnga such aa corn
starch, tapioca and cereal -tbaie
are all sources of etan-b. Can't
you Imagine a meal of cream of
tomato en up with crackers, baked
potato, creamed chicken or fish
oa toast or In pattv sheila, but
tered peas and luncheon rolls fol
lowed by cake or pudding, II
aounds good, doesn't It? Yet It's
chiefly stsrch when you trace the
foods back to their source.
Htarch as found In vegetables
and whole grains Is stored In aa
Infinite number of cells. The wslls
of these cells are formed of a eub
stance called cellulose. This eub
stsnce Is not easily dlesolTed seen
by our digestive Juices. Heat is
slmost the only medium which can
break down tbls plant fiber. In
cooking, tba cellulose unites with
some of the wster and becomes
softened and readily digested.
This explains why Tegetablss be
come soft and mushy when they
are overcooked and why It takes
longer to cook vegetables contain
ing a large amount of cellulose.
After tba covering of the stsrch
cells bursts, the starch la set free
and the digestive Jukes can act
upon It.
Starch In Its raw form Is large
ly Indigestible and cannot be used
by the body. Consequently the
why and whereforea of starch
cookery are of utmost Importance.
Thorough cooking converta tba
starch Into a form of sugar which
can ba digested and assimilated.
Vnless starchy foods contain a
large amount of water In their
composition, water or soma other
liquid must bo used In cooking
tbem. For Instance, potatoes are
composed of considerable water
and may be baked without the ad
dition of any liquid. Cereals, on
the other hand, must hsre the ad
dition ot water or some liquid In
order that the stsrch grains can
burst when subjected to heat.
Ground forms of starch such as
cornstarch and the varioua flours
are actually starch grains. When
these grains are mixed with a
liquid and heated they ahsorb wa
ter, awell up, burst and form a
gelatinous mass. Tbla thickens
the water around each grain.
Careless handling will cause the
graina to collect In masses
throughout the liquid and the
outer graina in each mass will be
gin to cook, forming their gelatin
ous coating which prevents the
liquid from reaching and cooking
the Inner grains. The resnlt la a
lumpy mixture containing much
halfcooked stsrch.
The following list of starchy
foods, while Incomplete, will form
a working basis In meal planning:
White potatoes, sweet potatoes.
carrots, parsnips, beets, sweet
corn, peas and aquasb: all cereals,
ready-to-eat and cooked. Includ
ing rice, samp, macaroni, spag
hetti, vermicelli and noodles;
bread In all Its forma, and eraek-
; bananas, cornstarch, arrow
root, tapioca and sago.
In Earlier Days
Krosa tbe FUeo of the Kiane
atb Falls Herald
Sept. SS, 10IS
The county school exhibit has
been moved from the Central
school bnUdlng to the booth erect
ed by the First National Bank.
Star Drag store, and Golden Rule
store. The booth contains some
very creditable exhiblta ot tba In
dustry of the school students.
Instead of dropping to Lake
Ewauna In his parachute, as plan
ned, T. W. Sherman yesterdsy
descended on Fourth street near
Pine, passing In bis descent thru
a max ot transmission wires, and
emerging without a scratch. Many
of the wires carry high voltage.
The ascension waa as specta
cular aa any ever held, and the
finale caused everybody to gasp.
Both ascending and. descending
the aeronaut performed a number
of stunts otj his trapese.
The balloon will go np shortly
after 4 o'clock this afternoon and
again tomorrow.
CHICAGO, Bpt. IS (CP)
Every W. C. T. U. loct.1 and wo
man's organisation In the United
States will be asked to fight tba
"indecent " tendencies of modern
dress styles" by setting young
girls an example In dressing.
The campaign to "drive the slit
skirt. Immodest waist, diaphanous
skirt and Indecently tight, form
displaying dress back to the de
mimonde from whence It came,"
was outlined today at the annual
convention ot the W. C. T. 0.
Tips on Keeping Up-to-Date
BY ALICIA
EMI'KKHS KLOK.MK, who Is
carrying the fashion field this fall
has a strong competitor In tbe
dove pump, which Is cut low on
the tide, almost Ilka last year's
bedroom slippers. - This pump In
brown kid with beige kid perfora
tions It made by tmart and prac
tical by a strap which la wide
across the Instep and tapers to a
point at tbe sole of the shoo.
If the average girl were told
she might choose one and only
one cosmetic, foregoing all
others, It's a safe bat she would
cling to her lipstick.
Why? Well, for no reason at
all except that red llpa have with
in recent years become aa conven
tional as knobs on doors or
music In the bathtub. Miss Aver
sge Olrl simply wouldn't feel
V
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SIDE GLANCES
y!Mf"ai' JLytt S a Xv. orr.
it w ' TA V'lieji at sia atsvict an.
"You aee I want bar to bo Individual,
Just aa aha pleases."
GUILTY LIPS
By LAURA LOU BROOKMAN
CHAPTER XXXII
Chris Saunders twisted tba ring
on her finger. It waa an oddly
engraved band aet with Jade.
Chris alwaya wore the ring. tine
had worn It ever aince Norma had
known her.
When she looked ap all Chris
said waa. "Well?"
"He he didn't aay anything."
Norma went on hurriedly. "Oh,
it waa terrible that first Bight
whan I knew he recognised mel
I tried to tell Mark I'd tried to
tell him before, but he wouldn't
let me! Mark knows him, Chris.
He and Stone are some sort of
cousins. Mark didn't guess that
I'd ever eeea him before though!"
The other girl atraightened.
Her eyes, meeting Norma'a quite
levelly, were a mask.
"Listen." Chris said, "you're
done nothing to be ashamed of. It
I were you I'd save my worrying
until I bad something to worry
about Something real! Don't
loae yoor head. Norma. Tell me
what you expect to do during the
next four weeks?"
"I haven't thought It all oat.
IH have to get a Job somewhere,
I suppose. The money I have
won't last. Anyhow, I'd rather
be doing something "
Again Chris wss absorbed In
the ring. "I understand why yon
ran away last night," aba aald
slowly, "but it might have been
better if you'd stayed."
"Oh. I couldn't! Do you think
I'd accept anything from people
when I know they hate me? I
Just couldn't do It, Chris. Mark
wouldn't want me to stay there It
be knew. I made np my mind
before be left that I wouldn't atay
in that house. I couldn't tell him
because he was counting en the
trip so. If ba'd known bow I felt
about he wouldn't have gone. I
wasn't willing to stand In Mark'
way!"
"But don't you aee, dear, run
ning away like this la going to
make trouble?"
Norma'a chin lifted but her lips
trembled. "I thought you'd be
willing to help me, Chris." she
said. "I didn't know you'd feel
this way about it!"
"See here. Infant, of course I
want to help you! I'm Just try
ing to think what's tbe best thing
to do, thst's all."
"I won't go back to Mark's
HART
comfortable unless her lips were
painted.
Consider, therefore, your lip
stick. Do yon know that the violent
orange shades which have been
so popular since sun-tan pow
ders were first Introduced are
passe? You can buy tbem, and
should If your skin Is still
browned from a summer at the
beach.
It Is newer to wear lipstick
which has a swtgeslton of the
wine shades. Up coloring Is
still bright, so don't make the
mistake of choosing a atlck that
la too dark. These new lipsticks
bare a way ot making the face
seem whiter, which Is In accord
with fall style precepts that
young 'women are to look ele
gant and "lady-lsh."
Claret colored lipstick tones In
perfectly with the new red and
purplish ahailes that Paris de
signers are offering. They also
harmonize with the greens and
wood browns which are well np
on fashion's calendar.
Of course If you change your
lipstick you will need to change
yon rogue, because the coloring
on your cheeks and llpa must be
tbe same tone,
"Lipstick ensembles" ' are be
ing offered by several manufac
turers this sesson. Instead of
buying one lipstick for day wear
and one for evening, yon may
have four, five or six, especially
chosen to set off particular cos
tumes. Charts have been pre
pared as guides In applying
tbese different colorings. It Is
always well to remember that
there It tome danger In accept
ing such recommendations arbi
trarily. Unless you try Out a shade
you can not be sure It looks well
on you. Experiment for your
self. It's tbe only safe rule.
By George Clark
so I've always let her do
father's house. I tell yoa I won't."
Chris sighed. "Well." she aald.
that settles that I As I said. I
don't blame you much. If yon
won't go back I think you'd better
go to work. Why didn't you come
to my place last night Instead ot
going to that rooming place?"
' iou know you re no room
now. Dorothy a with you.
"Alwaya have room. We oan
doui i ap."
".Su I ooax want yoa to do
that, "on aee things are differ
ent not . . hrls. I've got to stand
on my on feet. It helps to tell
yoa aba i Mings, to talk them
over and teas! there's one person
who understands. Oh, I don't
know what I'd de without you I
But I'm not going to be one more
ba Impose on your generosity"
"SlUy. Why, that's rldlcalouat"
Maybe. Anyway, that's how I
feel about K. This place I've
moved to Is ail right. I'll want to
see yon often, Chris, but I've paid
the rent for week, and I think
I'll stay there."
"Suit yourself. I suppose youTl
come to dinner some time?"
"Love to. Tell me about Doro
thy. What's she like?"
- "Oh, Dorothy's all right. We
don't pal around the way yoa and
I did, but ahe's o.k. aa a room
mate. Bay " Chris" dark eyes
flashed with andden Inspiration.
"Why didn't I think ot It? Why
didn't I think !"
"Think ot what? What are yoa
talking about?"
"A Job tor youl Don't know
what It pays, but It would be a lot
better than nothing. Dorothy waa
telling me about it last night. A
girl she knows who works for a
literary agent on the same floor
we're on Is going to quit Saturday,
Getting married. 1 don't even re
member tbe glrl'a name, though I
met ber once. Lucille something'
or-otber. She waa going to tell
her boss sbout It today. It'a ten
to one they haven't hired anyone
else yet."
"Whst's a literary agent? What
kind of a Job la lt?
"Ob, the Job wouldn't be bard.
Just regular secretarial work.
Stuart Is tbe man's name. Fred
erick Stuart. People who write
articles for magazines and stories
send them to bim. He finds some
one to buy them. Dorothy saya
he's one of the best In tbe city."
"Do yoa think he'd hire me?"
"Why not? You're a good sec
retary. Here I tell you what I'll
do! I'll get Dorothy to go In and
aee this girl In the morning, and
If nobod's taken the Job I'll call
you to come right down. How's
thst?"
"Fine. Bay, that'll be great,
Chris! I couldn't very well go to
Brooks and Welllver and ask for
a recommendation when I left
them the way I did "
"We'll get Lucille to recom
mend you personally. She'd do
that for Dorothy, I'm sure."
Ten minutes later they left the
restaurant. Each boarded a dif
ferent street car. Chris urged
Norma to spend the evening with
her, bnt the younger girl made ex
cuses. see
It waa nearly eight o'clock when
Norma unlocked the door of her
newly rented room. The first
flash of the electric light was
startling. Everything looked
strange and different. Shabby In
the glow of yellow lamp light. She
closed the door behind her and
took off her hat.
Across the room, tanked to the
faded wallpaper. Norma saw a cal
endar. She bad not noticed it
earlier In the day. The calendar
bore the name of a coal company
printed In large lettering and be
neath this tbe bead of a flirtations
young woman dressed In red. The
calendar had evidently beed add
ed to the room as a decoration. No
one had bothered to remove the
November sheet from the pad. '
Swiftly Norma crossed tbe room
and tore off the ante-dated leaf.
yesterday had been the second of
December. She counted down four
weeks. That brought her to the
JOth. Four weeks but It might
be flvel Painstakingly Norma
drew a circle around the numeral
30. It occurred to her for the
first time that Mark would be
away on Christmas,
For a long time she sat and
stared at the calendar. Then she
arose, drew a large cross over
the day that had Just ended.
There would be t7 more crosses
to draw before she eould hope te
see Mark again. Twenty-eeveo
more crosses!
From childhood and Sunday
school Norma remembored a
hymn about crosses. No, ahe told
herself vehemently. It waa not
sacrilegious to Ihluk ot such
things! Every day away from
Mark, every It hours represented
by a cross upon her calendar, was
a literal crust to be boms on bar
shoulders.
Oh. what good could telling her
self to be brave do? What good
could anything do?
Norma waa ID veara old. ana
waa very much In lore, desperate
ly unhappy and lonesome. So, aa
Morning, when It came, was
grsy and dreary. A eunleee De
cember day, threatening anow
which did uot tall. Norma did
not go out for breakfast. She
dallied through the routine ot
dressing, wade hsr bed and ar
ranged bureau drawer.
At : she was summoned to
the telephone. Chris' voice at tbe
other end of tbe wire aald bright
ly, "(everything's arranged. Yoa
are to come down as soon as yoa
can and Dorothy'U Uka yoa to
Mr. Stuarts office. How soon
can you make It?"
"Half an hour, I gnesa. 1 11 start
right away. "
"Than step on It I The Job s aa
good aa your'a now I"
Chris waa a dear. For Ber sate
Norma tried to seem more enthu
siast's thsu she fell rldlug down
town on the street car, later meet
ing the unknown Dorothy and be
ing led by her to the unknown
Frederick Stuarl'a office.
Halt way down the corridor
Dorothy stopped. "Wait a min
ute!" she said abruptly, "You're
not feeling so high this morning.
sre you? Need a little rouge.
Here lets see what we ran
do"
They went Into the wsih room.
From ber own vsnlty cass Doro
thy produced rouge and a pluklsh
pad with which to apply It. Five
minutes ot artful ministrations
and Norma emerged, the color In
her cbseks notably brightening
her appearance.
"It Isn't too much. the other
girl assured her. "The whole
building haa artificial light to
day."
m
The lettering on the frosted
glass before them read, "Freder
ick J. Stuart, Author'a Represen
tative." Dorothy opened the door
and they entered.
A allm girl, taller than Norma,
with ash blond balr, arose to meet
them. "Hello." she smiled at
Dorothy. "Is this Miss Travera?"
"Yea. And this Is Miss Fenwsy.
Miss Travera. She'a come to see
about the Job.
"Of course. Mr. Stuart s la bow.
Shall I aak him If he can aee yoa?
1 know It will be all right."
Norma aald ahe would like the
Interview at once. Tbe allm girl
disappeared. She returned and
with a Bod Invited Norma to en
tar bar employer's office.
Norma passed through the door
marked "private." Tbe man at
the desk looked up. "Miss Trav
era ?" he asked. .
"Yes. air. I understand yon
need a secretary .and I've come to
apply for the position.
Stuart atraightened back. He
waa a dark man and he wore large
dark-rimmed spectacles. The bslr
over his temples waa rather thin.
He looked. Norma thought, exact
ly like any business man, and this
waa something of a surprise. Dim
ly she had envisaged a literary
agent as a sort of poetls creature
with wavy hair, Windsor tls and
affected, aloncblng garments.
Frederick J. Stuart looked essen
tially practical.
"Sit down. Miss T ravers," he
aald. "Mlaa Fenway telle me yoa
have bad considerable experience.
Take dictation. I suppose?"
"Yes, sir. Most of my experi
ence has been In a law office. I've
had practice taking letters In
ahorthand and also oa tbe dicta
phone,
"I see. Well, let's have a try
at 11 Aak Mlaa Fenway for a
notebook"
Norma want for the notebook.
For halt an hour ahe took dicta
tlon at high apeed, and afterward
transcribed the notes. Her fing
ers seemed clumsy aa she hit the
typewriter keys, but her short
hand was accurate. It took longer
to write the letters than It ahould
have but when finished they were
perfect.
Stuart studied the letter care
fully. He chewed the end of a
cigar that waa not lighted. Pres
ently he broke the silence.
"Report for work Monday morn
ing, please. Miss Travera. Nine
o'clock. -
Norma hesitated. "About the
salary" aba began.
"Yes, yes. Ot coarse. Twenty,
fire dollars."
"I was earning ISO on my last
job."
"WeJl, we'll make It 117.10.
Raise yoa after tbe first of the
year If yoor work's satisfactory.
Right?"
Tbe girl nodded. "It'a all right."
She left Frederick J. Stuart's
office.
In a building tlx blocks awsy
P. M. Travera shifted to a more
comfortable desk chair. He was
holding the French telephone to
his ear.
"Wbat'i that?" Travera ex
claimed. "You've found the girl?"
Yes, of course I went to go
through with It, Take a cab and
come over here light awayl"
(To Be Continued)
Quotations
What It th good of a man In
high office If be sees tbe troth
and will not tell It to the people?
Governor Olftord Plnchot ot
Pennsylvania.
e e e
We are surrounded by tradi
tions that once wero living but
now are dead. Havelock Kills.
Certainly I am vory far from
perfect. Rudy Vallee. ,
e
We must not scorn, but study
Russia. We must think slnog
new lines. President Farrnnd of
Cornell. '
e '
V, rm nut "tnrrw hnllitnra"
and, therefore, cannot produce
miracles. Ramsay MacDonnld.
Viimnrnnl m ft m that m ra nn.
sldnred Innocent In all other clv-
tllufl eotintrlna are marin erlml.
nal In America. Brand Whlt-
iock, former amoassaanr to iioi-glum.
Your Health
By Dr. Morris KtslilwU, tulllor
, Journal of the AmrrUma
Medical Associaltoa.
Addlson'l dlseass la a condi
tion affecting Ilia adrenal glands,
two small bodies which lie Just
above the kidneys. As a result
of of the breaking dowu or
degeneration of those glands, the
secretion ot the glandular atruo-
ture la nut provided to the body,
Oue of lbs most promlueul symp
toms of the disease la a grad
ual brontlng of lbe skin, but
there are cases In which tbe
cbaraclerlsllo signs and symp
toms are not easily apparent and
which represent lessened funo-
Uon ot the gland rather than
complete loss of action.
Tbe most common cause Is tu
berculous lufecllon of the glands.
usually secondary to tuberculosis
elsewhere In tbe body. However,
there are other cases In which
cancer may destroy the tissue.
and atlll others In which lbs
glands are not found grossly af
fected, yet the function apparent
ly la abseut. There seem to be
rasas In which Ihs loss of func
tion of the gland results from
Interferenre with Its nervs sup-
iy.
Tbe bronslng of tbe skin In
this condition Is the moat ap
parent sympton. It niay Involve
not only the skin but the mucous
membranes. However, the groat
wraknesa of the person affected
Is the most serious symptom.
People who bare this disease
are always tired; the musclea
become quickly exhausted. In
deed, the patients become so
weak they are even too tired to
eat. Naturally, disturbances of
the Intestinal' tract are pro
nounced because tbe bowel
muscles do not act well: pa
tients lose their appetites and
bare both constipation and
diarrhea. Because they cannot
take food and digest It properly.
they become greatly emaciated.
Another prominent feature la
the weakness of tbe clrculatloa
ot the blood. The blood pres
sure falls to leas thsn half of
what It usually Is and people
tend to tslnt or become uncon
scious because of lack ot blood
supply to tbe brain.
When anybody la so extreme
ly exhsuated, aa la apparently
the case In this disease, there
are associated disturbances of
vision, and of all of the special
Previous to the last 10 years.
eases of Addison's disease were
Invariably fatal: Indeed, recovery
from a fully developed rase waa
nnbeard of. However, the ad
vance ot modern science and reo
ognltlon ot cases In their early
stages have brought about
change so that modern medicine
permits prolongation of life, even
If not a cure.
Wise Cracks
Lowell Baylea, the coal miner
who became the speed king of the
sky. la one who probably had
K NEW NASH
WORLD'S 2nd LARGEST
BUILDER OF EIGHTS SAYS,
MUST DRIVE THIS SIX"
WHEN Nash cow second largest builder of
Eights suggests that yoa driv a Six, yoa may
be ture of something unusual in pcrformaoc.
This new Nash Six is the quickest car on th gct-twiy
you ever drove. All thru its range of speeds it is ex
tremely smooth and flexible due to its big, 7-bearing,
high-compression motor which develop great power
and speed.
Its shift is the newest development the Synchro-Shift
transmission with a Silent Second Speed ts quiet as
high. You can shift rapidly and quickly from high to
second, or high to low, and back again,
This car is Sound-Proofcd in body sod chassis. It
comes in both Synchro-Shift Free Wheeling and Non-Free-Whccting
models. Roominess isanother pleasing
feature. So is the starter button on th dash which
laves you fumbling with your foot over the floor-boards.
You have your choice at no extra cost of either fine
mohair or top-quality broadcloth for upholstery. Yon
have your choice of color, too eleven richly distinc
tive color combinations from which to satisfy your
personal preference,
All these and many other valuable features embodied
in this Six make it a car you ought to know if yon want
t the best that money can buy. Drivt It nd you'll mmtiti ,
The Nash line also Includes Straight E is hoi la thiee aasaUa
Naw 9-70 Series, 94 to S107i
New 9-90 Series, 1 565 to S2025. Prices f. o. b. factory. Synchro.
Shift Free Wheeling Optional at only f 20 to 9 earn. '
MOTOR INN GARAGE
Abbey. Abbey & Abbev
515 Klamath Ave.
soma foundation for building hit
castles In the air,
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Ring Hint's football learn Is out
for practice and already the bark
field Is doping out how to get
past the guards.
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Of course the Oulmets of Bos
ton bad beans ready fur the name
Franola carried back home,
see
It's hard to be a bull or hear
on Wall Street and a social lion
at the same time, snys the office
BBSS.
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Hlnillei Tskes aa much time 10
read aa the help wanted coluuiu.
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More United Htalea fruits are
being etported to Europe, says a
news Item. So tbey won't mind
getting Ilia rstsberry, we bear.
Office Cat
By Junius
A Golf Hero.
Four fjolfera were real I net at
the ninth green, which wss be
hind a mound, when battered
ball came over the rise and rolled
Into a saady trap. Tbe player
was not In view.
"Let's make him Ihluk he did
It In one," said one of tbe golf
era. ,
Ho pliey picked up his baU and
put it In the hole. Presently a
weary player walked over the
mnuud and looked about fur hie
ball. Tbe four men rose et him,
shouting, "Did you hit thst ball?
Ilravo! You've done It In one,
old manl It's In tbe bolel
The player looked bewildered.
"Hera's how It rollsd," tbey
ssld, tracing a cuurse across the
green, "A perfect shot! The
right angle an . tbe rlgt t
strength! Ilravo!"
The weary player pulled out
a tattered score card.
"Oood," aald be, "that makes
It JO for this bolel"
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Reporter I've got a perfect
sews story.
City Editor The caaa bit the
dus?
Reporter -Naw, a bull threw
a congressman.
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Nurse Oood morning. I'm the
new nurse.
Grouchy patient You a train
ed nurse?
Nurse Yea. ot coars I'm a
trained nurse.
Grouchy Patient Then let 'I
see yoa do some tricks.
Waitress have stowed kid
neys, boUed tongue, fried liver
and Pig feeL
Customer Don't tell me your
troubles, sister, give me chick
en pie.
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The fatal word had Just been
spoken. The rejected suitor wsa
sitting besld her listening to
ber elaborate explanation ot her
dec Is loo
She I trust that I have made
myself sufficiently plain.
Ha Well, would scarcely ge
so tar. It'a hut fair to give na
ture th credit for that,
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On thing that' eaa be aald
In favor ot vegetables la that
ibey make very poor hash. '
New Mo Series. SI24S aa SI 17S,
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