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SATURDAY, SEPT. 21, 1929
The Pig Is Not Piggish
CROM the day when man first began to eat bacon, the
word "pig" has stood for the ultimate in greed and
bad manners.
But now comes the U. S. Department of Agriculture
with bulletin asserting that the pig has been foully
wronged. He is not, after all, piggish by nature; under
the surface he has unsuspected forces of restraint and
daintiness. .
The department found this out by experimenting with
self-feeders for pigs. These things, it seems, are con
trivances by which the pig can help himself to his food
whenever he feels like it.
One might expect that this would find the pig with
his snout forever in the trough. But, as a matter of fact,
the pig eats less this way, and is far nicer about it, than
when he is fed by hand.
In other words, the pig's piggishiiess has been forced
on him by man. When we call a greedy glutton a pig
W are slandering the noble race of porkers.
A Cause For Regret
THE entire country, no . doubt, will regret that the
A members of the Grand Army of the Republic reject
ed the proposed joint meeting with the United Confed
erate Veterans, planned for next year. -
The Confederates had already accepted the .plan, but
the Union men were obdurate.
It has been more than 64 years since the last gun
was fired in the Civil war. That length of time, surely,
should be long enough to wipe out the last trace of hos
tility or bitterness. Yet sentiment at the recent G. A. B.
convention ran strongly against the reunion.
It is a pity. The Civil war men, north and south,
will not be with us much longer. Would it not be better
if they could bivouac together in friendship one last
time before they pass on?
The Tourist Grows Careful
TT is a tradition started by whom and when it is inv
possible to find out that the tourist is the most care
less, inconsiderate and thoughtless of all living mortals.
Happily, however, it begins to look as if the tourist
is mending his ways. A bulletin from Superintendent
J." Boss Eakin of Glacier Natonal Park, discussing forest
fires in the national park, says that most fires now are
started by natural causes, such as lightning.
"Carelessness in handling campfires, smoldering ci
gars, cigarettes and matches at one time presented quite
a problem," he writes, "but in the last few years, thanks
to the co-operaton of park visitors, this cause has been
reduced."
If the American tourist has learned the great lesson
about taking care with fire hazards, the old tradition
will have to be revised.
George Bernard Shaw says there is no such thing
as a typical American. Is it possible he hasn't seen any
of the people who pose for the illustrations in vegetable
oil advertisement?
"Wizard of Oz" books have been excluded from the
public -brary at Kansas City as "too fantastic." Censors
ought to get after the newspapers there, too, for pub
lishing the doings of the New York stock market.
EDITORIALS
From Over the Nation
A LONDON SHOW
Time Twenty yean ago Louis
Blerlot, Frenchman, flew the
flrat airplane across the English
channel from Calais to Dover.
Just now Louis Blerlot Is In
Paris receiving plaudits for the
anniversary. From Paris he
will go to London for more
plaudits and a pleasant sight
a model of his plans prominent
ly displayed In the historical
aviation exhibit of London's In
ternational Aero exhibition,
which the prince of Wales open
ed last week.
The Londoa show Is remark
able for Its great number of
light planes. The transport and
military planes there seen en
tered only as samples of what
Is being accomplished In avia
tion. The small planes ars dres
sed op to stimulate sales. Many
ars being bought at sight The
exhibition Is a salea opportunity
which TJ. 8. manufacturers seem
to bare forgone. The only C
B. plans on show was a trl
motored Ford.
TJ. 8. aviation manutauturers,
desptts their scant representa
tion at the London show, have
not been laggard tn their tor.
sign bualnees. They sold abroad
$1,415,070 worth of aircraft.
IlK.tOO of parts during the
first tire months of this year,
according to a government com
pilation announced last week.
The toUl, 13,990,050, was al
most triple the 11,461,228 avia
tion exports of the same months
In 1928. Canada, Mexico and
Chile were the Urgent plane
buyers; Germany the largest
buyer of motors, Canada of
parts.
America's Merchant Marin
Chicago News: In the decade
Inst prior to ths World Wsr only
10 per cent of America's foreign
trsde was carried In American
ships. In the decade that end
ed Jnne to thia year, the aver
age was 86 per cent
A study of American foreign
trsde and shipping, recently
completed by the research bur
eau of ths United Bute shlp-
plrg board, shows thst ths Unit
ed States now has an ocean-going
merchant fleet of 1,811 ves
sel!. Ths established lines now
employ five times ss many ships
ss In 1014. About two-thirds of
the ships ars under private ownership.
Although American passenger
ships hsvs been carrying only tl
per cent et the Americans who
cross ths oceans, ths numbsr Is
likely to be lncraaaed within the
next few years. With the trans
fer of tb Leviathan and other
"la the proper use ot leisure
tlms the American people are
the most Infantile, unprogressive
snd stupid ot all peoples on
earth." Henry Ooddard Leach.
see
"When yon sit with a alee
girl for two hours you think It's
only a minute, but when you sit
on a hot stovs for a mlnut you
think It's two hours. That's
relstlvlty." .Albert Elnitsln,
see
"It Is a truism that there can
be no success without a uni
tary purpoea in life. But most
people hsvs Boa." Rev. Pesn
Inge. (North American Review.)
see
fh worst vil of prohibition
ts saying 'You mustn't do It"
Frank Ward O'Malley.
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"Individuality and personality
are supplements of nationality,
Ramsay UacDonald.
The voluntonlst seems to
know everything about the miss
ing link xcpt the tact that be
is missing." Q. K. Chesterton
A City Question
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DAILY LETTER
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U. S. CAPITAL
MarnonaM West's Come to
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giant liner to private ownership
and the oonte plated building
ot larger and taster ships, ths
United State may have soon
an Atlantic passenger lln that
wUl b unsurpassed In speed,
comfort and safsty.
On great need In American
shipping is ths construction of
the St Lawrence seaway. With
ths completion of the new
Welland canal next year, only
twenty-five miles ot rapids will
bar large ocean vessels from
entering the Great Lakes and
making Chicago and Duluth
sentlaUy ocean porta. While
perhaps the greatest values of
the waterway would be In Its
saving to farmers in the trans
portation of grain, and In the
production c' power, there would
also result an Immeasurable
stimulus to the building and
operation of America.
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TYPHOID CHS
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Leoltha Willi., It, Is In the
connty isolation hospital fight
ing an attack of typhoid fever
which County Health Officer G.
Newsom believes was caused
unhealthy living conditions to work or leave town.
in which she 'was found yester
day near the "Davit's Teakettle"
east of the city.
Dr. Newsom, Chief ot Police
Keith K. Ambrose, George Wal
ton, owner ot the property near
the Teakettle," and Miss Malile
Vetiell, county health nurse,
went to the 'Teakettle" and
found a nnmber ot families
camped there. The conditions
were described as "squalid and
most unhealthy" by Dr. Newsom.
Destitute Tourists
Families, msny ot them tour
ists, were' living In tents, or
were camped "out on the
ground." No attempt was made
at sanitation In the camp. Some
were sleeping in their csrs, oth
ars hsd a few old blankets
spread upon the ground.
The people, for the IsTge part
war poor. The men were not
working and food seemed to be
scarce. Little children were ill,
or nearly so.
Ordered from Property
The parents ot the Willis girl
were sleeping In the "tourist-
ear" not the commodious, clean
and modern kind, but a "wagon'
car," lacking room and eleanll
neas. They are thonght to have
recently eomo here from Idaho.
"Those camped at the Tea
kettle" were ordered to move
from there and tb Willis girl
taken to the county hos
pital. The men were told to go
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KKA Horrlr Writer
WASHINGTON, Sept 11 On
ot the most certain thlnga about
Premier Itamssy MacDonald's
visit to Washington Is the
suranc that the British prime
minister won't com unless bs
snd President Hoover hsvs
reached complete naval under
atsndlng tn sdvsnc.
Ill spp-sranc her Is planned
as a gesture of agreement be
tween the English-speaking
peoples, a felicitous move ot
probable great moral effect to
ward world peace. The agree
ment Itself Is still bslng worked
out and there Is still Just bar
chance that no satisfactory eon
elusion will be reached. In any
event It should be understood
thst MscDonsld has hsd no
thought ot coming over her to
conclude the unsettled negotia
tions In person.
MarDonald and Hoover both
realise that the Rrltlsh premier's
"good will" trip without an
sgreemsnt would be wore than
no "good will- trip at alt The
political effect woutd be bad In
both countrlee and might aspscl-
ally react against MacDonald
whose position Is nons too
strong. The effect on British
snd American psychology prob
ably would be even more serious.
see
Lawrence Richey, the Hoover
secretary, raptured a atrange
beast recently on the Virginia
Mate where the president goes
fishing. Returning from holi
day devoted to flre-flghtlng,
Richey brought the animal bark
In a nice clean tin can to find
out what It was and dumped It
onto Secretary George Aker
eon' desk for the Inspection of
Socrwtsry of Agriculture Arthur
M. Hyde, who wss waiting for
an audler- with the preslden'
The critter turned out to be
of the crawling variety, abont
six Inches long and less thsn an
Inch thick, most fearsome In ss
pect The general color scheme
was light green and It was arm
ed with horns, claws snd tslons
"Don't touch It!" wsrnsd
Richey to ssvsral who gathered
around the deek to gax In aw.
Thsn he attempted to return It
to the can with an envelope
opener, unsuccessfully nntll Hyde
rushed In heroically.
"What are yoa all so darned
afraid oft" be demanded, aa he
tossed the thing In with a quick
svoop.
At last report the beat was
be'-- psychoanalysed at the Bu
reau ot Entomology.
THOUGHTS UN
STATE AFFAIRS
(Coallausd tron tmae One)
too much ot what Is termed the
"modern" In our educational
system T Ws stsnd for education,
solid, sound education but w
worry a little for fear that so
many frills In present dsy
school life may lak away the
attontlou from the fundamentals
In educstlon which srs so
sentlal. V
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DECENTLY an able editor et
the New York World wss In
vited to conduct classes In
Journulll n In one ot the very bett
Journallstlo schools sttsched to
on of ths highest standing uni
versities of the nation, lis found
thst ths young people were woe
fully short In spelling, grammar.
capitalisation and the common
thlnge that schools one stress
ed heavily.
W subscrlbs and sndorss all
ot the fine thing mentioned by
the lady teacher In her critic
ism of us, but w hop thst the
Installation ot these foaures will
not detract from the baslo educe
tlon which Is so needful to the
llf of every boy and glrL
UIPS AND .
QUIRKS OF
AMERICANS
Itoliert Qulllen's rolnted Ms
lire mil Hi- Mhiniir tllvee
tefrealiliig View of Human
Trails.
ill TAKES
MILLER
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Among recent political gossip
Is the rumor Uist Assistant
Secretary ot Agriculture Joseph
U. Dixon I being groomed to op
pose Senstor Thomss J. Walsh
In the Montana senstorlsl . elec
tion next yesr.
Dixon felled to detest Senator
Burton K. Wheeler last Nov
ember, losing by some 12,000
votes, while Hoover wss getting
a majority of 3S.000 over Smith.
There are some reasons, bow-
ever, why he might hsve more
success sgalnst Walsh, despite
the tendency In off-years to re
turn Democratic senators where
the race is customarily close.
Dixon wss sent to one of the
western governor s conferences
to pass along the messsge from
Hoover suggesting delivery jf
tr- public lands to the states snd
more recently sat In on an in
portant reclamation conference
In Chinook. Mont Thus he is
enjoying opportunities for ser
vice to the home state which
should maka good campaign n
terlal In Una with tb old argu
ment that each state should hsve
st least on Republl"T senator
while the Republicans control
t administration It It Is to get
all that's coming to it Wslsb
1 not ss strong among Montana
farmers ss Wheeler, nor as gooa
a campaigner ss the younger sen
ator. Also, bs is a cstnoue.
But h will b a hard man to
beat.
DISAGREEMENT
OF JURY FREES
WOMAN BANDIT
NEW BRAUNFELS, Tex., Sept
21. (AP) The long legal battle
of Mrs. Rebecca Bradley Rogers,
former University of Texas co-ed,
to escape prison sentence in
connection with the $1,000 rob
bery of the Fsrmers Nstlonal
Bsnk ot Buda, Texas, In 1928,
today appsrsntly hsd ended suc
cessfully.
The young woman s fourth
trial cam to a close last night
when the Jury, unable to agree,
was discharged. Shortly after
ward District Attorney Fred
Blundell Indicated he would not
prosecute her the fifth time.
would sura us
LONDON Let and llv long.
says a local doctor. But his
method Is novsl. H copies the
theory of a men who Uvsd to
b 108 whos rsdp tor longevity
ws ths way hs took a lying-down
position. Bts hssd was always
plsced toward tb north pol and
bis body pointed south. HI the
ory was thst tb msgastlc cur
rent running through ths surface
of the earth acted on his body
snd revitalised It.
J. H. Mahan, formerly traffle
manager for the Nevada-Call.
fornta-Oragon railroad, baa been
appointed district freight and pas
senger agent for the Southern
Pacific with headquarters st Al-
turss. It wss announced Friday
In a wire received here.
The appointment was snnounesd
Jointly by M. A. Cummlngs, gen
eral frolght sgent, and Gsrnett
Kin: , assistant paasenger traffle
manager for ths Southern Paclt-
a. The appointment became ef
fective September 16.
Mahan began his railroad work
In 1912 ss a tile clerk In the
general freight department ot the
Southern Pacific. Aftor serving tn
varloua capacltlea In ths freight
department hs resigned December
31, 1918, to become traffic man
ager for the N. C. O. railroad.
The Nevada, California A Oregon
railroad, which extends from
Wendel to Lakevlew, Was recent,
ly purchased by the Southern
Psclflc, which reconstructed snd
brosd-gsuged tb lln.
It Is felt that the estsbllsh
ment ot Mr. Msbso's headquar
ters st Alturss serves to tighten
the link ot the chain ot cities in
cluded In the Klamsth empire.
More people were killed In New
York streets In 1928 thsn In ths
famous bsttls ot Bull Run. Indi
cating that the battle ot Pedes
trian Run wis much worse.
W srs a ebarllabls peopls
and an official's shortsg of 0,
000 doesn't troubls us If It's Just
a result of lnouuipotenc.
The secret of hspplnsssf Nev
er resd any sulomobll sds .ex
cept the ones thst describe ths
supsrlor car you havs.
Thluk bow our hearts would
bleed for poor, tricked men
frisked of alimony It Ibey lived
in Armenia.
Yet tb chap who pleads for
light wins Is lbs ssms one-time
doughboy who eussed It becsuss
It msde him bilious.
Ths announrsmsnt thst nearly
sll killers srs thin wont surprlss
those who bar tried the 18-day
diet
A scientist Is a msn who finds
something resembling a tool-print
on a burled stone and recon
structs lbs prlmltlv man who
waa chasing ths animal that
mad It
At last they bars found the
right argument to Influence girls.
If thsy smoke much they lose the
ability to talk much.
"Americans," says a torslgn
critic, "discuss sn snnoysnce end
lessly but never do anything
about It," Especlslly the weath
er. To him that hath shsll be giv
en. Those who need air and
sunshln lesst are the ones with
sense enough to use them most.
Amerlrenlsm: Getting stung
forty times In the effort to get
rich easily; biting Just as eagerly
when somebody offers you some
thing for nothlkg.
Don't blsme the school tescher
for everything. It Isn't her blood
thst makes yon kid stupid.
A fro lsnd Is ons In which
the people are consulted about
all their affairs except such
trifles ss going to wsr.
A typical audlsnce Is on lhat
groans when the local Demos
thenes srlses to Introdurs the
spesker ot the evening.
Al Smith snd his friends ars
planning an 0-story building.
This Is ths first time a demo
cratic candidal ha aspired to
anything so high after eleotloa.
Thsy ssy rich children hsvs
mors adenoids thsn poor ones.
It may be tb dial, or It msy be
lhat adenoid ar timid about
showing tbemselts without any
money.
No wonder tb good think
soiu card gsmss wloksd and
other not Btstuamen mak tb
sain quesr dlstlnotloa la ths
matter of killings.
FERGUSON SAYS
HE'S SATISFIED
"Tell Mr. Ambrose that we
ar well plee-ee) with coeill.
I Inns now," Mr. William Fergu.
sun statcil 10 a- res reporter
last night Th arrest of Larry
Tucker, Bem 'o.itl ga-ec, pleas.
ns Very uiech. and th lid
la n clamped down." Mr, Fer
guson adds-' sspreaaJng his
opinion ot th tUu-Uoa rhjcb
he attacked reatly
Mr. Ferguson had stated that
som negro oa Broad street
wsr violating th law. II
agreed to aid officers In appre
hending th violator and agreed
not only ta testify t tb trial
but to bring In other witnesses
to testify.
It was not nsceesary, however,
for thst to bs don. Cblsf of
Folic Xleth K. Ambrose ye,
terdsy checked th section which
Ferguson hsd eomplstnsd of
snd found bat 18 negro liv
ing t' re. Of th 18 bst flv
were wom.u. None wsrs law
violators, th chief reported
Isst night
rgusoa hsd stated that
fere wsr 1 women of bad
moral repute living la that sec
tion. Chief Ambrose slated last
night thst Iboes living In tbs
section wsr obeying th laws
snd thst ths usnal supervlslos,
squal to ' t la other parts of
ths city, will b given th sec
tion la lb futur.
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