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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FAT.LS. OREGON
Saturday, July 12, 102!)
IN THE REALM OP
niinnrn iunn t, .
DUnlihLL, JUAH
SEMIIiDUP
IS FINE ITCH
Welterweights are Well
Matched; Both Have
Good Records.
Adjectives are alt rlfht In a
pinch, bat the cash customers
want facta.
Hera ara a few about "Bun
Saw" Burnell, the Bad Boy of
Alblna and Bob Jubb, 13-yer-i
eld welterweight who club In
the seml-wlndup of tba Elks
"Bnpar-fitbt" rard In the Pelican
theatre next Thursday night. i
Burnell fought for the aheer
love of fighting around Alblna.
He used hard fists and carried
a chip around on hla shoulder
la the hope somebody would
knock It off. He waa the "big
, ahot" In Alblna and the other
young fellows In the neighbor
hood atepped serosa the street
when he approached.
Eventually Mack Lillard. fight
manager, heard of the pugnacious
tilt fighter. He was signed op
about a year and a half ago and
haa been going great ever since.
He baa fought over to fighta
over half of which ha took by the
knockout route. Forty of hla
fighta hare been ten rounders,
and he has been a main event
attractions throughout the state.
' Bob Jubb. Alblna boy handled
by Wiley Splrey of Splvey Ath
letic club, Portland, Is considered
one of the best boys In his class
In the northwest. Jubb a fighting
weight Is from 148 to 155 pounds.
In his seventy fights he has won
Tin the knockout route approxi
mately forty battles, losing only
about six or seven tights.
Jubb Is twenty-three years old
and has been fighting tor the
past six years; at the age of
seventeen he fought a ten-round
draw with Billy Krause and rated
as one of the best In the welter
weight diviison. Three years Lat
er he won a ten-round decision
from Harvey Thorpe, In Kansas
City. Benny Leonard, t ormer
lightweight champion, la the only
fighter who ever knocked Thorpe
off his feet. Shortly after the
Krause-Jubb fight, Krause fought
Jack Brittoa.
In HIT Jubb moved to Port
land and was matched with
Georgia Dixon, losing to the
colored lad la six rounds by de
cision. In five more fights In
Portland, Jubb knocked out Fred
Greenlee In three rounds, won
two declsiona from Billy Gardeaa
In six rounds semi-finals, knocked
out Baldy Blackwell of Aberdeen
nd won a decision from Olympla
Kid Johnson, winning the last
five rounds after breaking two
ribs la the first round. This
happened early In 1928 and Jubb
waa forced to lay oft until Janu
ary of this year, when he was
matched with Red Hayes and won
a four-round decision. .
Hla next start waa against
- Fran lie Warneke, with whom he
fought a six-round sensational
draw. Thea la his last tight with
Billy Lang, a Tacoma favorite,
Jnbb decisively won the decision,
taking eight out of ten rounds.
Billy Lang holds a ten-round de
cision over Young Harry Wills.
Jnbb boasts that he haa never
been knocked oft his feet in his
sis years ot boxing.
DRUMS, BUGLES
SOUND AS ELKS
STAGE PARADE
The Elks drum and bugle
corps last night attracted at
tention when they marched up
and down Klamath avenue prac
ticing for the Elks convention
next week.
Although the corps has not
been organised long. It Is com
posed of veteran playera and It
is only necessary for the mem
bers to become accustomed to
playing together and marching
and playing.
Next week they will appear In
purple and white uniforms, and
will take a large part in the fun
making of the convention.
New Tork state paya Its gov
ernor $25,000 a year.
The only weed a gardener
toe net frr ie trt sin
at w-rw ate viiv viiw
he smokes .
UiFE CRACKS
CZP
MY HAS A.
RdTtfeM NEMORV-8or
"WIS JEMS"
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Dummy Criticizes
Poor Handwriting
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V AnMAGHUSPS
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By AL DEMAKKK
(Former Pitcher New York
Giants.)
Ball players ot today as a
class are well educated, but In
the old days a lot ot good play
ers used to come up from the
mines and the "sticks." who
couldn't even read or write. But
they would never let one. and a
good many ot tbem got by with
out anybody ever knowing about
It. They would get their roomies
to read and write their letters,
and always pretend that they
could read, whether they could
or not.
I remember one ot these fel
lows who had his roomie read
his lore letters and then answer
them. The fellow who could
read prided himself on his superb
penmanship. Once when the
"dummy" was dictating a love
letter for him to write out, he
said. "Put a P. S. on there,
now."
"Ps. S.T What for?"
"Say, P. 8.." aald the illiterate
player. "Please excuse poor
handwriting!"
One time this same fellow re
ceived a telegram. He handed
it to another player, but hap
pened to land one that also waa
illiterate, but had kept It a se
cret. "What do yon think ot that"
asked the first dummy.
The other one looked at the
telegram and answered, "Say,
that'a hell, ain't it?"
I don't dare to name these two
playera as they may have learned
to read alnce then.
(Copyright Publlshira
Syndicate.)
Horses Train
On Fast Track
Between 50 and 0 ot the fast
est and best race horses in Ore
gon. Washington, northern Cali
fornia and Nevada will race at
the fair grounds next week dur
ing the Elks' three-day program.
It was learned yesterday.
More than 20 horses are work
ing out each morning at the fair
grounda now, seven will strive
tomorrow from Alturas, and on
Monday "Bill" Kyne of Reno
will arrive with 20 from his
string an-1 others.
Probably of the greatest in
terest is the Elks' derby, which
will see the best sged horses tn-
lerea. Aiany ot me younger
racers, colts, will not enter the
derby, but from present Indica
tions there will be a field of
from 8 to 10 fast horses com
peting tor the $500 purse.
The trsck will be fast, accord
ing to present Indications. It Is
being rolled and worked over
each evening In order to keep It
In the best ot condition.
AUTO PLUNGES
FROM HIGHWAY;
WOMAN KILLED
Mrs. Susan A. Day, who Is be
lieved to be from Yakima, Wash.,
waa Instantly killed Friday after
noon near the aummlt on Green
springs highway when the car in
which she was riding crashed
into the bank at the side ot the
road.
A young man driving the car,
who la believed to be the aon o(
Mrs. Day, was uninjured in the
accident.
According to eye-witnesses of
the accident who arrived in the
city yesterday afternoon, the cou
ple were traveling eaatward on
the highway In an old touring
car. It waa stated the car was
traveling about 60 miles an hour
and the youth at the wheel wss
unable to make a rather sharp
turn. The mschlne crashed into
the bank and rolled over three
or four times, .completely demol
ishing the car.
Men wr were working on the
highway In the vicinity Immedi
ately notified Ashland authori
ties. The body of Mrs. Dsy was
taken to Ashland and will be
shipped to Yakima tor burial,
according to word received last
night from the valley city.
FOILS BCROLARS
LIVERPOOL, A new electric
"ear" baa taken Its place along
side the electrlo "eye" as a pre
vention against sate blowers. At
the slightest sound of drilling
or dial turning of a safe, a
mechanism In the "ear" vibrates,
setting up a current operating
a burglar alarm.
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A new and ominous figure
the majors and his name is Busier Farr. He plays outfield. Infield and catches, and his batting
average la almost too difficult to figure. Buster however, is synthetic. That Is. be Is composite.
Photographer and artist took tbe races ot all the day a loading home-run hitters ssd, through dark
room magic and a few brush strokes, mixed them into tbe fare ot Buster Farr, shown In the
center, above.
MALIN "HILL BILLY"
TELLS HOW HE BEAT
k OWN SHOT TO BIRDS
Bill Blood Assures Zeke Squeke He Will
Install Four Wheel Brakes to Prevent
Recurrence of Pants Burning Episode
of Last Hunting Season. - .
By ZEKE BQCEKE
THE PROPRIETOR of this
information bureau la getting
plenty of letters from those seek
ing help In various matters, but
there seems to be a scarcity ot
invitations coming in, asking Mr.
Squeke out to chicken dinners.
JC8T THIS
morning ws re
ceived a latter
that had all the
earmarks of be
ing a bid to step
forth snd gorge
ourselves on fat
hen Sunday, but
on opening the
i . missive It proved
n to be a commu-
rij. .
our old friend.
Bill Blood, ot
Thus writes BUI:
"DEER ZEfcK: Sum time
this fal I am going to hev
you cum up and hunt quale
with me, on my homestid np
here at Malin.
"NOW ZEEK, 1 am a good
hunter if 1 waa not so al
fired qulk. In fact I am al
together 2 qulk. But some
how I cant help It.
TOD BEE qualee ara
funny things to hunt. After
one sees band sitting on
thet ground and fires on
them suddea like, you stun
tba hole bunch and you can
run and pick up all the birds
you want Just like gather
ing chips out of the wood
yard. . "WELL ONE bright morn
ln' durln' last hunting sea
son I loada up my fowling
peace and prowls forth after
quale.
"COMING OCT of some
timber Into a field 1 descries
a pasaol of quale Just sitting
down to an erly mornin'
brekfust. So I snorts away
with both barrels and Just
falls over myself getting
over to where them quale
were to gather them up
while they were atil atuned..
"BUT DER.f my pictures
If I didn't reach the spot
so awful qulk that 1 got
OREGON BOAT CO.
Boat Builder and
Boat Livery
Docking space. Oaa, Of,
Accessories and Supplies
CailU Outboard Motors
Universal Marino Motors
350 Front St.
Phone 1S88-W
pi
Malin.
r.
; : , k v' . ssasssta dasaasasr 1 I I
has appeared to menace tbe home-run
both charges from my owa
gua In my cote tales and 1
was so mad that I came
within a quarter of an Inch
of backsliding from the
church.
"BY GETI.V new brake
lining put in I hope to slow
down and bunt In peace and
safety this fal and save ware
and tare on cote tales at
the same time.
"Troothfully yours,
"BILL BLOOD."
LONELIEST FAMILY
MELBOURNE, Isolated on
the northernmost point ot Aus
tralia, the family of a telegraph
er named Gunn, at Cape York
station, claims to be tbe lone
liest In the world. They are
cut off from the rest of the can
tlnent by Impenetrable bnsb and
shark-Infested waters. They have
only seen 10 persons in the last
three years.
starting roraa
DUNDAS. Minn., It Arthur
BIckel's political auccesa follows
him through life, he should be
president of tbe United States be
fore he retires. He was elected
mayor of this town at the first
election in which he was old
enough to vote.
Loss Prevention
Many fires could have been prevent
ed many fires are unavoidable.
Financial loss as a result of fire is
generally preventable. Insurance, if
rightly applied and dependable, pre
vents it
We can give , you dependable fire
insurance and can show how to apply it
economically to your individual risks.
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INSURANCE
206 Williams Building Phone 432
Ask Us About Our Special Rates on Automobile
Insurance. Plenty of 6 per cent money to loan
on improved city property
Hitters In One
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HAFEY
FOXX
records ot every slugger in
By Tbo Associated Prrss
1'aclflc Cocut
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San Francisco 10 I
Loe Angelea I
Hollywood t $
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Mission
Aniercian League
W L PCT
Philadelphia 57 11 .731
New York 47 tt .437
St. Louis 4 38 .582
Detroit 43 33 .534
Cleveland 39 38 .508
Washington , 33 44 .387
Chicago - 33 33 .368
Boston , " 67 .388
Tbe art ot pottery dates back
as far as we can trace the hu
man race.
.KLAMATH FALLS
CH1LOQUIN STAGE LINE
Ctia. B. Howard, trop.
3 ROUND TRIPS DAILY
lave Klamatb rails
S:UU a. a, 12:80, 6:80 p. as
Lrave Chllouutn
0:W a. at- 2:10, 7:00 p. m
We Have Stages for Hire
Economy Mafety 4iiurort
Driscoll
1 $ .750
Sacramento I s .400
Oakland $ .150
Seattle I 10 .1(7
Portland 1 It .083
National League
W L PCT
Pittsburgh 50 It .(6$
Chicago ii it .tit
New York 4 7 34 .530
St. Louis 31 40 .487
Brooklyn 85 41 4(1
Philadelphia 33 44 .43
Cincinnati 3 45 .333
Boston 31 43 .88$
MAGKMEN IN
FROM BROWNS;
CARDS BEATEN
St. Louis Gives Demon
tration of Why It hn't
Leading League.
By W1I.I.I AM j. CIHI'MAV
Associated I'rras Sports Writer
Favorites to the two major lea
gues bad nothing but a brsess
yesterday, aave the rata of the
(llauta and the Cubs who played
each other. The young mon of
John MrCraw rallied lu the last
two rounds to pull this one out
by 4 to I In ten Innlugs, and the
I'lratna Ruined a full gums on the
Ilrulns by ths simple process of
living the Phillies their dally
beating, ( to 4. Tbe Pirates now
lead by throe games.
Cornelius McOllllcuddy spread
gloom. In St. Loula by leading tbe
Athletics lo a double victory over
the Browns by 10 to 0 and 8 to
3, and at the same time added a
technical h..tf-game to hla load
over tbe Yankees who crushed the
White Soi by 13 to 3. Tbe Mac
ktan margin now Is sight snd
one-halt games, seven of which
are In the lost column which
baseball folk regaTd aa money In
the bank. I
The Olant-Cuh csme waa the
most stubbo- 'ly contested battle
ot the day, 1 1th Larry Benton
shading three Chicago rivals by
a whisker at the finish.
Burleigh (Irlmee gavi ths Phil
lies thirteen hits at Baker Bowl,
but aa usual, waa atlngy with
runa. Two three-run outbursts by
his support sufficient to brli.g
him his fifteenth victory. Tbe
gamo waa unique In that no bats
men cleared that right field wall.
The Cardinals gave Brooklyn
fans sn Intimate demonstration
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If you will telephone, or come to our store, we will see that you get
one of the new harvester-thresher catalogs, and any information you
may need.
Here Are a Few of the New Feature You Get
Feed conveyor assures positive
delivery ot grain tothresher.
10 percent separation at cylinder.
Wall-known 4-sectlon straw rack.
Thorough cleaning shoe sieve.
Two cleaning tans.
Ample capacity elevators.
Recleaner, fanning mill type,
Revolving weed screen eliminates
weed seeds.
J. S. Mills 6? Son
Willow Avenue) and Sixth St
KLAMATH FALLS, ORE. PHONE 9
McCormick-Deering
of why the champions no longsr
are In the rsrs. The St. Loulssns
comber Daasy Vance for five runs
in the first half of tbe nlulh lo
break a I to I stalomals, but
promptly proceeded to give the
game right bark 10 Brooklyn lu
the home half. Three St. Louis
errors, four passes and three hits
enabled the lloblna to score six
runs with one out to win by 8
to 7.
FIGHTS OF
LAST NIGHT
Chiracs Jack Kid" n.,r
England, outpolntsd Herman Per-
lick, Kaiamaioo, Mich., (10).
New York -Liava RliaiU. Call.
fornla, outpointed Leo Mitchell,
California, (10),
San Dleso. Cel. Dvnamlin
Jackson, Los Angslna, uotpolnt
ed Coal Harris. Chirain. (101.
Columbus, O. Kdille O Dowil.
Columbus, uotoolnled Kdille llur-
rall, Erie, Pa., (10).
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saving accounts opened for them when thny are
tiny. (pra a special w -count for your baby now
la this strong, helpful bank an ediirallua la aa
aured la title way, If you make deposits regularly.
Compound Interrat will do ths rrat.
YOIH BAVI.NKH TASK HOOK IS
WAITING POlt YOU IIKItE .NOW
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Resources two million and more
Choice of wagon loader or bag
ging attachment.
Folding platform that facilitates
transportation.
Wide wheels.
Self-aligning roller and ball bear
ings throughout.
Slip clutches that prevent breakage.
HARVESTER-THRESHERS
McNealy First
To Buy Ticket
for Elks Card
W. W. McNealy, repuhllrsn
county central committee chair
man, was the first to buy a
tlrket to Ihe Rlks fight card
show which will he staged here
neit Thursday uliht.
Mr, McNealy lurntd IB over
to Harry Pools, owner of the
Pelican theater, where Ihe fight
will be atsged, a month ago, eveg
before Ihe card waa announced.
Closely following Mr, McNosly
waa I. T. Iloran, manager of
Ilia Forest Lumbar company of
Pine Itlilse, who has rsaarvsd
three ringside seals.
K. O. While, Chicago nsa.
and Willie rsldman. Now York
Jewish boy, will meet In Ihe 10
round main event
The public la tnvltsd to attend
the bouts.
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FOR YOU?
Hlgh-grada sprockets and extra
heavy roller chains on princi
pal drives.
Main wheel brake of ample slis
to bold mschlne on hills.
Alemlte-Zerk greasing system.
Ball-bearing crankshaft auxiliary
engine.
Light draft.