TITE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, PKFGON'
TiMwliiv. Mn.v 21, 1 !:".)
JZCIjjp Eliciting Huralll
T. It. HAUKKCr.
K. U. KNULIHH
..fluslnesa Msnsser
fulllfth4 evsrr afternoon opt Hunday br The Herald Publlsalug
Company at Iftl-171 Houth J.-lfih alreec, Klamath Knit, Oregon.
Kittsrnd iia second class matter at the postoi'flr at klanmlh fr'-lls,
OroD, on Aua.isl Ift. 1SUS. under at or CoimrM, March 1, ls.s.
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QUILLEN'S QUIPS AND
QUIRKS OF AMERICA
Pointed Satire Intermingled With Broad
Humor Gives Conception of the Best
and Worst Sides.
! DEPUTY LEAVES
, TO BRING BACK
j GOOD TO CITY
Ispiiiy Sheriff Itixa llrnwn
I was today ml Ills wiiy in Kpokaun
1 where ho will take Into custody
I II. J, lUuut, alius K. J. (inodrUh.
S'l.at-umt hero Willi t.ltfatnv. c l,io(l
attoru.v said a formal charge of I iii i. mi iirn.xi i k l.i.nui I,
Kill I (nr trial.
YOUNG SLAYER
IS
DEATH
(Continued from Vn& One)
MMktr mt the Aiir4 I'm ;
Tb AMoUntH Vrm in xMutvr.y ittittrd to ih u or public
lion of tll owa dttptoh cr4ltF to tt or not thwwUo orMlltd la
! t-pr, ina Kino tn iom nw pubiinr.nl intM-Ha. All rivtau of r
lubUit1oo of peclal dliMtrhf hrin uro alio rTT.
liV ItOltKIIT gi'll.I.FV nlWkod dooauso CMomro hint 3
Tho now Oahluel U l.ittM'ft.t.njt. ' ,0 K SS.OOrt.
If only an revelation of Mr
; Ilaovor's .Miindaril of porftvlton.
mur.l.r would bo filed nKitlii.
the lt v ninl thai hi tUH. would
Imi ivniAiidid i tho court nf .lo
nu'Mr rt'lntlntiM.
With (htit court will 1 lo the
rt'upoiiHlbilliy of either rciuinlnic
tlooit loft hern Hovi'ml week
ngik nflcr n wiirri.nl I'hiirielitH
li I in with hUtituy hud bmn hwutm
out. Mo In Hllourd to Ituvo in ar
il iul n prominent Klimutl. worn-
TUESDAY, MAY 21, 19,20
Mr. Budd Incognito
rS reports today state Ralph Budd wati in Rogue
. Kiver Valley incognito May 6, ostensibly inspecting
a proposed extension of the Pacific and Eastern railroad
from Butte Falls into the Klamath basin.
jf this report is correct there is no reason to sup
pose otherwise it is just another indication that it is
,,. .,., ,.r ""n-,,,,, W,r mi t II innrrli'il Id a worn.
Xr lime rMitxin gn will Hl , ltm-!n Klnki lo Ihe hIiiIh ri'dirm i oiilo. lioml u ul tinv
iwtli mr. mi. .onnni uuill lie la II yoi.a nl.l. ,lme ,Ux.-r lull ,.,l niiluiim-
The dorion ny auy .'llln ' "' ,l"'n " h" 'r "", f1" ", k f l.llo ..ml real eli.te In Klnmaili
eancer. hut voui"""' u"- "," "", ri-it.,lM.
caneer above 'the , , "imrleieil , Uo ,.,. Kr nih I.. WxnuM.
r, - , " " l iaiinr ill tlie Alt'l nniim rniir, II.
jirt'Htiii'iit vtiwm j ixiiik' i cr cc,-v,i in iu, iihj .(m ,, tiv
may become
aeltlom aee
nuHul. a
tPAV rl, ,lu cfut- RolU H..AA ..... 1 ... .... ,i;eui wen aim meet ovary mine; iiuin.t nnoin.y anin
r '"""J i B.MI1HK a nitnnv mi of ,a boo,K.eR,.ri.. Toiluy. barely i-on-rloiia. Klnke '
' 1 lint nft(vni4A Tn IZ i A I ItKlllIIlM llH 111 HUT IM IIKCI l.l ,. ...... .
( . nan HiiHiMr l ia I I(IHII I Jl I
idllina wra lu three ek be.. Klvllllt wo.t in,rfle nil- alien, hinm aulil lie appareutlv
1 cnu-r it btn'r rlie, nonavniiiw. When the e In renlliei Utile of Hie iruaeilv lie!
1 1 mm hnlili out a hniiil, )nii,ll provoked.
The Salvallnn Army will live mvp Ino more clinueeii la mi- ! I'oll. today iiiiesilnni'il Mild-
nu in a new Kuise. nut recent wrong. red Knnit. 1 ri-ye:ir-nlil IiIkIi i
ki.tnp. ii1JI,.aiaa ilutrd'a tin m.tra 1 .1, ,.1 ..I..I u-l...uu mi tl.... I
ineUrcat INOnnern wniCII IS tne motivating lorce behind jxalvat inn in democracy than you can tell clviliied couu-i aoiiRlit by both Fluke and lleem. ;
theiextension of the Pacific and Eastern railroad, not the i ,h,,r ' ,n nn orm-v- try. Moi of it fnctorie are' she aii that -n imir dn,ii tim, ;
Own-Oregon Lumber company, as had been announced. t, k T , l !"n mn" V km' 'TtuVZt
. TLe rhap who tliiiikit itirla ladles. to kill her 11 mie did nm mop
When the smoke screen is dispelled by time, we ! want to marry bim r.w his uuu - i ki nii iieem.
would not be surprised to see a rather close alignment y siiom iia over 73.ohi it a marriage without love t - lie threatened m kin n.-r-
. I n-h:i. Lh1, .k.ii.iit t.t liiKitrv nvti Un't one evil when1 bcrt. who ho had never pecn."!
Dcween mo uwen-uregon L,uniDer company, tne i.reat ; ::,-:."''. "7 ' I ihn Lin e.,iiii.,..,.i ri,.. i..,:itii a im.it re.rd. -a
Northern railroad and the Weyerhaeuser Timber com-1 ' , j loi.i me he didn't mean it., nm hoi to iieaih in mt autntuoi.iie
paiiv 1 .The hand that rocka the cradlt. O. O. llolntyre say. Paris is! every time I an him he alarted In Olcero. a atihtirb. early today.
', . c .:' " . i"' " iidoeaa't show anv nicotine atain. like Caesara wife all thluica to I quarrelllnr about my friendship Hand w questioned after Hie
AS to the route of Its proposed new lme, we can not jaoeal m,. And , it St. Paul for Herbert. I told him that If .laying of 1UR Tim" Murphy,
help but believe that the Pacific and Eastern extension! Allei.Un aren't necessary- in' who had to be above ausptclon? he felt that wuy I never wauled notorious labor leader and rack-
Will connect With the Wcvehaeuser Timber COrtlDinv's aouih. The Jury, eau ei the. to ee him snaln." i ;leteer. Iat year.
will connect, wun wie v. cjinaeuser limoer compan s , frHow.. sk, u' bl',ck- Vou ce. parking wrong i- a ! Yesterday afternoon Fink Hand wa. at liberty on bond
railroad it IS tOO fine a line to call a logging road I wors crime than speeding oe-iwent to Jeffemon hlith school pending an appeal from ht re-
into) Western Klamath. , Churches report a new Interest cause parked car l owler to and talked with Mill Knott, j cent ronvirtlnn In Ihe federal
HO nil ni in mm i-rny vuni i ir vmiaii iiik i jin rin-i man
lon thnt 1 ran out Into the hull-; Antl TrnH lw." Ho wuh nno ot
way and up to my class room ! tho defendant chat Med with and
II. V. lluKM. PUH-
( lor
ii ro
of i ho I'lOhbvtcittui church,
Iho compltifntiM wUhnHMcit.
RACKETEER
OF
CHIGAGQ SHOT
Cllll'A(ii). Vny SI. IA1M--man
.n.tlallv 1.1,-nl II l.il n
tin Man. I. iilli'itcd racketeer
found
iTima .,'ll lit-ini o oncn-n,- tn oil thuin n..aa,;r.a in their work.i' so th recent get at wllh a summons.
. . i ! ,i. j.; .j . . . ifhJke-down in Wall street did
uiiii, in kiiv uicauunic, uiiir vuii icsi asaui cu, bum liui-
evi-r the chips may fall, Klamath will benefit.
A Mark Twain Story
One of Mark Twain's hobbies
some good.
Preparedness will prevent war. 'man with an affectionate voice
they say. You've noticed how , like that couldo I tau it ne reuii)
peaceable gang see since tliey tried.
t got machine guns.
Correct this aentencet -i m
Americanism: A hick town. , happy." salit tne napper onua--
six homicides annually , ter. "Decause Sloiner nan gien
V-AXSAS CITY STAR
.was the subject of telepathy in which he firmly be- wlth
Mered. among ZS.OOO population, feeling, me two of her old drews,
"Why," said Mark Twain to the boys' in the printing
office at Hartford, Conn., "not so long ago I ordered
some shirts and they promised them to me on a certain
day and the things didn't come. Well, boys, in a
Vaar.v mil nidiA announcers
ere married, they say. Well, a j while one of the school secre-1 convicted of Intimidating candy
I Jobbers mm Joining an alleged
racketeer omanliatlon.
MISS KLAMATH
CONTEST WILL
BE HELD SOON
(ML SCHOOL
little while I wrote that shirt maker a letter '
you
know the kind of letter I can w-rite. Blasting! Blasting!
But you know, too, that I never send that kind. Give
them fits, that's all right, but put the letter with the
fits in a desk and never mail it That's what I did
with the shirtmaker's letter. Put it right away in the
desk. And along about dusk, what should arrive but
STATUS POOR
How's that for proving the truth about return than will riotous embus-.
those shirts!
telepathy?" -'
Then there was the even more striking (to him) in
stance of a one-third warm friend, a literary man, who
lived out West and who had played a practical joke on
him, Clemens, which had made him furiously angry.
For ten years a breach had separated the two chums,
when suddenly the question of the necessity "of a certain
book being written came up.
'unit system on unpopulated tim
i ber districts Is always high. airU
1 Invites taxpayer resistance which
j occasionally culminates In serious
upset of educators' plans.
!' "In the order of their tax
j cost efficiency for rnrai aisi
i tricts. areas and density of popu-
- . jlaiion considered, the following
(Continued from PB Ono) counties rank highest in the or
educatlon. he Is coming to realise der Indicated:
that efficiency In financial ad-: l-Josephlne
ministration will yield a larger i "?,n'"
i Grant
Sliilllam
Malheur
1 )..!... in h Intorost of ' '
establishing ordor and efficiency "Till does not .mean th.it the
1.. v. 1 o.nnnHlltire nrtri dUtrl- Per CU1IU IU " 1 ui 4.1
...i ,i, ..hnnt t., burden. 'schools Is 1 west In those coun
Groans and obstruction are not ties, hut It does mean that, tak
enough" iln ar'a anl '"-""T of PT"11"
The voter call, attention to ! 'lon ,'', ld"a,'OD,Jh8
the ITmatllla rural school status ' ""',, , ' l ,
and ventnre, the assertion that ""owing 'n that respect.
rurtnest out or line in me
way of high per child rural
taries kept him In the office.
ihe girl said today.
Fluke left the office and dur
ing the nfteruoon wandered
about In the corridor.
"When 1 came out of the room
at the end of the sixth period
I mot Herbert In the hall." the
girl said. "I did not see Walter
uniil he walked up to us and I The executive cnmmltre In
asked If this was Herbert." rhr.rze of the American Legion's
"Then he fired!" i FoiirtU of July celebration and
Hundreds of students ' were Indian Congress announced yes
rushing through the hallway to i terday that details were being
and from classes. Prompt ac
tion by tho principal averted a
panic. Girls became hysterica,
as Flnke shot and Ucem slumped
taxpayers will do -well to assod- j
ate and co-operate with school .
worked out for n Miss Klumaih
contest that will select one nf !
Klamath's fairest daughters to
preside over Ihe relebriitiou, act
to the floor. As the last shot j as tloddess of Liberty of. July
rang out and F.nke fell, a boy 4th. and repreietit tile Legion I
fainted, and tho students ran for j during a two week's stay In'
exits. (Hollywood during which tlmo
The coroner snid tod iy no ln-ibe siircesnfiii caudldute will b. .
quest would be held nntll it given a screen test at the lead-'
could be ascertained whether : ,ig studios of movleland.
Flnke would live. t . ,
THOUGHTS
TRAGEDY ENDS
CLASS BATTLE I
0. s.
AFFAIRS
' Casting all thoucht of the estrangement aisde when
a subject so close to his heart as- his profession arose, r'-iatina is so far out of line ;
Mr. Clemens wrote to his one-time friend urging himjIlnd u to tnel lntere9t to insti-: school district tax cost, or mak
to undertake the work, and was immensely impressed i tute a searching inquiry." j the worst showing relation to
when he. discovered that in the other's breast animosity H.rdiy better is the rural; fT ZnlLT Tin
had also died down, and that at the very moment of ""f' ''uatlon i K'ma' Ynrll !the order named, the rankest
Clemens' writing, the Westerner had also sent him a ! ,n comment as follows: ranking- as 1. next to ran
letter about the seme matter. " i -That the county unit system
So the old friendship revived and Mark Twain's be- is not a solution of the problem
lief in telepathy deepened and deepened.
EDITORIALS
From Over the Nation
lot rural school taxes is suggested .
by the circumstance that In Kla-.
math county, bere all the ter
ritory outside of Klamath Faljs .
is organized Into odd unit dls- '
trict. the tax fost per census
' child is relatively 'nearly as far
! ranking as 2. and so on:
1 I'matllla
2 Klamath
2 Coos
4 Multnomah
A Clatsop
' S Clackamas
" Harney
School taxes constitute
(Conttn-ad from rags Oasl
a lot of unfinished palaver.
If we are going to dal with
Ihe railroads on those bonds, let
us deal and make It clean-cut,
understandable and decisive.
LARGE CLASS
IN ATTENDANCE
AT INSTITUTE
the '
. Close to ISO business and pro
, fesslonal men and women of tho
Lelty attended the opening cl3
NEW IinrxsWICK. N. J.. May
jll. I API Tlio annual pajamn
I rush, last of the year's luler
i class battles at li. I leers I'nlver
;slty. ended tragically In the
drowning of a freshman In the
! Delaware and llarltan canal.
I William L. Farrier. i years
i old. of Jersey City, sank In the
! muddy waters of the rnnal when
;wlth a half dozen other fresh-
1 men hn leaped Into the stream j
, to escape pursuing sophomores ;
last night.
He was pulled out unconscious
I five minutes later by classmate.! I
jand died without regaining con-1
; srlousncss. !
j On an average head there are
about 1,000 hairs to the square
inch.
"YOl-n A DORR HKK IP
YOU KEALLY KXKW HUB"
Lloyd Mayer in Life: - She I
can't understand why yon don't
like ber. She's really terribly
brilliant and awfully amusing.
He Is ' she? Somehow I've
never gotten along with her.
She Well, you ought to get to
know her, because I know you'd
adore hero If you really knew
her. She's really an awfully
kwect girl.
He Well, aha must be If you
like her so much.
She She honestly Is, my dear.
I mean I admire her terribly be
canto she's got an awfully good
mind.
He Well, I've heard other
people say so, too. I've probably
been- mistaken about ber. I'll
take your advice and try to know
her better. -
' She (enthusiastically) Will
you honestly? I wish you would,
-because she's Just the type that
would Interest you tremendously
because she's so bright and all!
He Yes, I certainly will, jl've
certainly got her all wrong.
She Of course she's peculiar,
sort of, I mean you mustn't mind
.the unconventional sort of things
she (ays and does sometimes.
He I don't think they'd scare
me oft.
.. .Rhe No. I don't think they
wttild, either, but of course loads
of pooplo don't understand her,
soft ot, and get the wrong im
pression about her, do you know
what I mean?
He Oh, of course; ' that's
quite natural but I don't think I
would. . '
I She No, I dou'i think you
would, because you're broad-
minded and everything but
of .the Arnold Salts Training In
stitute last evening at the citr
out of line as Is the case with j largest Item In rural taxes. The library auditorium.
L'matllla, area and donslty of f)K,ire, we nave )M.,.n pilu. ; Perry u Arn.old. president of
population considered. A survey , llllhln year af(er yPar tn Tno , IntllltP delivered an Inter-
I:or Kiamatn conaitions mignt oe ; voter constitute an Indictment esting address
know heaps of people who abom- found profitable for taxpayers. t Oregon's financial manage- : length "Personality
riisciisMlng at
inate her because she soys such j -"Klamath's situation onght to ; ment of rural education. To a Again on Wednesday evening
lie easier to nanuie man l ma-j private corporation, the wastes and Friday of this week the ln
tllla's however, by virtue of the Involved In our mral education 's'tltnte will convene.''
unit system, for the entire rural ; management would he Intoler- j Monday, Wednesday and Frl
elementary school . system Is un- able, but a private corporation nay of tnlg comng week will In
der one management with an j would know how to cope '"h!cu(j6 n,e institute,
extraordinarily capable superln- them, wllhout sacrificing '
tendent. It will be Interesting ! clency. Tho rural taxpayer Is
to note whether under unit con- i loath to permit himself to con
trol financial progress can be ' sent to application of modern
made in the Interest of the tax- ! business method to school fi
payer. That soma taxpayers are I nance, and because of his or-,
uneasy under tho present method j actlonary obstinacy, he is paying
of spreading rural school costs r a tax bill far in excess of what, j
In Klamath county is evidenced j better schools would cost him ,
by the tax. salts brought by tlm-, under projer financial manage
ber interests. The burden of a , ment."
awful things sometimes and does
the wildest of things, do you
know what I mean?
Ite Really? Well, I don't sup
pose she really means any barm
by It, does she?
She Oh, heavens no, my dear!
Of course not, only it's Just that
she makes herself so darned con
spicuous that people hate to be
with her because she embarrasses
them to death by these perfectly
frightful things she's always
doing and saying all the time,
lie I don't wonder. I
She But I don't mean any- i
thing against her, my dear, only I
I Just wanted to warn you not !
to be surprised by anything she
does because she really doesn't
mean a thing by it, my dear. I
mean It's Just her way and I
hope you'll get to know her be
cause she hasn't hardly any
friends on account of being so
peculiar and all, do you know
what I mean? !
BIG SHIPMENT
OF SHEEP ARE
Mnifrr cmitii
iwu ouuim
Four thousand sheep, shipped
from Midland to Lobert, Oregon
for summer pasture passed
through Klamath Fulls yesterday !
over 'ino southern Pacific.
The sheep are owned by Has
kln's Brothers, prominent sheep
men ot this county.
Twenty-fonr cars were used In
making the shipment.
II. E. Roskamp
BUILDER
of QfAI.ITY IIOMi:S for
20 Yen i s
Phone 572
To be ready br the
morning's workeat
mm
The Nation's Breakfast
it fid-9
Here are the Leaders
At the End of the 4th
Day
1 Fred Crnpo
2 Wm, McCluskey
3 Eugene Harrow
U -Fred Smith
4 Delore Korgerson
5 Howard Shontz
6 Geno Cnrmini
7 Maxtnc Carson
8 Kermit Knutsen
9 Ray Anderson
10 Earle Smith'
10 Audrey Lavenik
Big Weiner Roast Tomor
row Night See Bulletin in
Contest Headquarters.
in the BIG CASH
Golden West Coffee
Junior Sales Contest
LIGHTING FIXTURES
I have just received a ship.nent of nrw, up-to-d
lighting fixtures. Before buying fixtures for your
homo look this stock over.
DAVIS' ELECTRIC SHOP
"Electrical Contracting"
PHONE 1118 12.1 NjiIIi Seventh St.
sU us-Mr a
MUST HE
L-DD
A G room modern In-mo, close in, :l bedrooms,
living room, (lining roipi. kitchen, hath, screen
ed back porch and nice front porch. All extra
large rooms. The closets for the bedrooms are
three times the size of the average closet. This
house is completely furnished. In the back is a
1 room cabin that is furnished and can be rent
ed for $15 per mo. Room for 2 cars in the
basement. Garden space, fruit trees, shade
trees, lawn, flowers etc.
THIS HOUSE MUST BE SOLD AT ONCE
AND IS PRICED SO THAT IT WILL SELL.
$3800
Will accept as small u down payment as
$500.00 and the balance like rent.
Favell-Utley
Realty Co.
II. J. Wall, in, Mgr.
Phne 1144
S: 615 Klamalh
.M?' Avenue
t
arbomc
GAS
Carbontitcd Bottler Ditils
is good for him"
SAV DOCTOR i
Mother's milk conuins c.rhonic g-s to the extent
.f 10"0 by volume a medical fact that you cm
crilv by asking your physician.
Carbonic Gjj is, therefore, one of the first Aids
of Nature- a milJ digestanr, natural stimulator
nf the circulatory organs and the stomach.
Carbonic Gas is also germicidal in effect, in car
bonated bottled drinks, for which your children
like fo spend their dimes and nickels.
So, while sterilized in bottling, the presence of
'carbonic gas is double certainty of the purity of
these good drinks.
Pure, carbonated bottled drinks are advocated pv
phvsicians for these reasons.
They help aUo to make up the 8 glasses of water
daily that doctors say we need. Thev make these .
8 glasses easier to drink by providing attractive
flavors.
Keep a case at home, therefore, fo iiYsure the
benefits not onlv of this extra liquid, but of car
bonic gas as well. -
Tt mr lit bieltnl
grade carbonic
gal ohrainahte- -Utt
Uiamnnd
' ValTr h, Tit
Liquid Carkamit
Corporation
I A rm af tsj wmmm wmm m,smhi mi am '
AV WE-aS I Li H&LQH