ii Paw Ft Mir THE EVENING- HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGOtf Eumituj Hrraia MAYOR T. B, WAITERS KfcADS ANNUAL :KhiFUKr BEFORE CITY COUNCIL H. MALAR Khll It. ICNtll.lSIl Rualnaaa Managar uMth4 eerr ftemeen eteept 8uhday by Th Iterate Publlabtat Oomuanjr at luJ-121 Mouth fc'ifth ebreu Hiaoiaih alta, Orea-on. rail. IJ. 1 0 Tear l Month Tbra Month r u - Month t.ia . l.'t Ona ff r , Bit Uomha Three Month On Month llrveaat- bp ttwln a 111 SSSOCI ATKI 1'HHia I.KHI WIHJ KB KM OK Al HIT MI'HKAll Of t IHII LATIOW Batarad a ecoaa. rlaaa mattar at th posmrricai at Klamath )rna on Awauat J3, li'st. under act of I'ongrsaa. March t. ( cli y during ilio past yt'ar mirt I recommendation for the ensuing ir were contained In the an 'uual report of .Mayor T. II. Wal ter submitted to the vhy eonn ril Inst nighi. j The report follows: To the Cnnitunn t'nuticil of I lit City or Klammh Kails: Uenllrmou: I herewith submit to your houorahln hotly rcpoti jnf Hie activities tit this admlnl ti nt Ion during Hie past year, uti-l recommendation for llitv romiiii ; yenr. Wo have mare than doubled , tho umouni of our paved street logfe, addressing the American Associatun for the Ad- nruiiy. this increase in paviin: vancement of Science, declares that man. instead of he-! na wcroasctt me . . ..... , , . i street department ing the lord of all creation; is only a "temporary chemical i8(imo pr,,p0r,i. MeiMfcT af the fb AasecUt Prs la ialiilrly antlllrd to lb a-r rbll )) f all npwi dltnntrhaa cradltnd te It or not otharwla eredltea I Wbtt bapar, and alao th local news puhliahad tharaln. All rtaAU af ro tbblloatloa ef apaolal dtapalehee herein are alee raeara-waV TUESDAY, JANUARY S, 1920 The Uses Of Science , IR0FESS0R HARRY ELMER BARNES of Smith Col-! Kevlea- of the acllvlilc cf th,ci.,l quite it little tin our law ciitnrrenictif iiniRrum, ii I bolnv wild ihttt w are making the town u light Hull It U' hurting the business. I tun convinced tluu Ihl-f service CcUlcism lit lint Juxilfled nutlthat because of this law enforcement wo tun-art more limit enough good suhslnntlnl ienile lo re. place Ihe ones of questionable character Hint we lose. Health Officer While, till tleiiartmiMil la com-iaiin(vel- new. It ha prnveil l-i lie a ne--HKiiry part of our RoveriitneMt ami ono 111 at i-ailnol he dispensed wilh. I'udor the I know a area! deul nlinitl luylim a eewtir, in v Imiireimlon I lint' we r tiiriiniiue lt hnvh n rnn traftiir of Mr. site" nhlllty to do tin Work. I would like ti lake Hi! ohnoriunliy tn Invite every lax payer of K In math Pall vtho Is liilert'iied In how lh newer I helm rhiiHtrui'led, In luxpert II nt any time. m . I tome j dbi uniiietinieit wonder If we fully . niiprociiiln Hie vnlilalile thul ha hecn remlereil ihe elty liy our rliy aitmney, Mr K-h.iiiil, tllirliiK Ihe pant I wo year.' Out nf a lion I n trnn criiiiK which he line, nrepiirert on our rarioim Improvement unit, Hot one. Ii:ih heell held up lV tuilliltllB Kltnmey lieinu of 1 lepal loehiilrnHttea, u neonl of whiih any nttoruey should Ih priiuil. vile should Ik rnni mended for avenue tlMrlrt nud Hoi SprhiK from I'oriliinil HlreVl In lh city llmlla. ; Hli-eet IttivkP I helirvn Ihe time ha arrived when the i-oniiell nhnill Una for hiila ki-iiuIIu; a for.Hit'eet hiiase. New 'llnliel' Allliouxh we will he liaiidl- niped' snniewhlil hy I ho lark of fund for till work, wn should make some definite plan In pro vide Ihe ill)' Willi ii new thiirlor. ' O. i Al II. Income Itoinli. I am not aide to iniike niir re port on the sottlcinenl nf . these hiiinl al the present lime, hill hope tn lie tihle tn il1 n within Ihe next few week. Ailoory The loel N'nllonnl (iunrd Is xtnrilujr a mnwiiieni tn not an armory In Klamaih FSill mid I wouliT reromiiientl that I lie roull- GOUNTy COURT 1 '1'uosiIm.v, .lunu.iiy H, 1X21) POLICE DOUBT 1 GIRL'S STORY arrived' Iirnf1 111 III TIT ' KVMIKTT. WH'h.. Jul. ' d ndwr- ULAUL U I II III III- '' '""' "raait, H. friini hlse I If Hi, I j ti feaieil the hamf I hat rocked Ihe i llUlillU I kltll Ul . t-rtxl It of her Infum yein-, lni LOCAL ARMOHY dutli of out 1 itliotit tlie ' episode" on an imugnificaiit planet which he described , Very early la tho year it was a a "celestial juveni.e and cosmic dwarf." J- l nis, says rrciessor liarnes. . is cieariy proveu py modern science, and because of it we must furnish our selves with an entirely new conception of God. efficient ndmiiilHtrallon of l.c- PROFESSOR HAKR i ELMLK IsAKNLn or Smith Col-, t,.van,. x. 0ra(l. Klu,tluln KlllN mllk hiw L.ryX n.lti-Auk.iii.r Aniai-ienn &cneiof!in fnr ihi Ad.'..i.t.llv thU liirrMMrt In nflvlin: had tho hlulleHt teat lu the atate pravtlcnlly all yetir. mid the pres ent yenr I the first nun foa a Ioiik tiino iu whli h we have not had a serlom epidemic. Hulldlntt TiMle ' This, too, I a new denarlinenl, having been InKlnlled about 14 ad 1 Ice. mouih aco. Kor the past two mouth we hare, beeu trying to pt a I one without a building lie apector and I hava heen tryinR to lake, cars nf his duliea. hut t find mortality and so on. - However, it is only fair to point Z1"-! If?, fr 1":,,M"0" . . . ., , . . i m eTery wa potu-inie, nut oinir,0, h,iBK, n. urown to inch out that science hasn t proved anywhere near as much dpm,nd that were made on the an xlf,nl , lt ta inip,w,ihie for as Professor Barnes seems to think it has. What he is ;dnnarttnent. siuh aa renurtmtihe mo to ,ok0 , lt Bny ),,,. irivino- na w nnr tho hnr. -anrl-fasst rnnrlnsinn nf mndorn ; D""K """"" K"" ud If wo are roIiir to rnforee llll aTA Mil lti(iril Ham fll Vtt "l II M M1IV I attitnhl pln RdvaneMl hy ihein. urn,'l exerrlfe the inmost care or there jwonld lie a deficit In the street f..Mrf a ih.i wF nf the vear ' This sounds a trifle depressing to those of us who!With tnig ln niilut. th mreei still clinpr to the old-fashioned notions about souls, . im-! commissioner waa instructed to his haiidllna" of Ihe recent dam age suit nitalnit tho city, which proved lo ho more serious than Judan tlnBllnifl'il.' ihe council op myaeir nwlined. I TnnlKlit you finish alx your of ,llo h( also handled the police I fatlhfiil service. In the eliy of jcnirt work lu tho same efficient I Klamaih K11IU1 and while wo manner ami hn always, nevnjhavo not lieen ahln lo asreowitn ready in aive in. hi opinion on you al all lliiin. wo ham nlwny nuy leitul uueoiioii that canto felt that you were honest In your up. and we have uerer yet iit-i opinion. You are In tin rom len Intn trouhlo hy follow Iiik hit I mended on ynhr police court record of which The Council you may well lie proud, I ant year aco I aueslert aeveu ! ur inn council join me in wish Delegation Appears Be fore1 Public Officials Monday Afternoon If ihe plan needed . only ' th approval of Hi rontity court in hn enacted) I ho proposed' new Klamaih rull artnory would he assur.nl virtually l"day. To a deleiiNilnii which uracil aomn r tlnn on Hie mailer, Ihe. court et- in faor of Hie tiluhl- shn'wa 1 1 villa lo enplulu Ihe ileinlN f a iloiihlfiil slorv of iiIhIii.II.iii alio told loilll)'. ' The IiIkIi whool hl wu rniimi I - In at liv n rosilshle pear Ihe illy IIiiiIik fullowliiR nil nliseiiru from homo, I'oll.n sny she fuked III Jurlca which' she raid resulted from an aMucilJU. THREE WAYS TO LOSE FAT differvnt projwt that t thouRhi Iiik you ucci. in wiuitever nn should he completed durln the i of endeavor yon mny choose lo canal and lire reimlriiiK of old Science,, hut his own opinions. i pavement (which. I iKiuk. would I-' Every so often some man of learning surveys the ; havo been poor rcou.my not to j, . . . , . . , .harp reimired. baa causedr a d-- facts and theories which science has- produced, draws : arA lu 'olir Mreet fllIll rr . his ;own conclusions, and announces these conclusions to past year, tuir deficit win he the world as facts. There is an intolerance and a dog- akcn care of in the special levy matism to it as unpleasant na the intolerance and Ao&- lpry wilUlllsa p!luw au .dimonni' Jiiatism of the medieval theology which the scientists amount m the street fund for th PC abhor. . comini;. year. However, there will ." . ,, , " , i i . i inot bo enough money iu this fun I i; For instance: Professor Barnes has evolved in his to ,aKe car( f the demands thai mind a new conception of man; therefore he demands. wii bo made on the department, a. new conception of God. Who needs it? Surely not."""1 w" wi" hvo v-,,cl , ., , . , . , . e-cpendtturea more than ever, for those of us who fail to see eye to eye with him on his :inpro millit not uprk. , th!, new conception of man. And if he is correct, why should j fund at the end of the year, any "temporary chemical episode" need any conception i ir Department of Cinii t !! ' I DuriiiR the year this depart- .the hulldliiR rode, H la tieceswiry to have an lnsocior on full-time duty. . - ' IMuiiiluns- lusMsrtnr Ilitrlns tin p.ist year O. - I. Mnl hews hax bono, forclnn all people llvliiK adjacent to lateriilb to connect wltb the sewer, with the reault that at the present lime thern are very few bouses i lint are ant rnunevu d with out Mtwer line. He-has handled this department iu aiii'li u manner that it ha Riven I Im council no trQlihle. with the' exception ' fit mo., niniier o coutH-ijua year, namely: sewer, street Killing, paving nf Oregon ave uue. Isolation hor-plial. illy ton ing. Improvement tif the ceme lerv and ihe (tarlvnue franchise. Of tho neven, four nr coin- follow Mr. Plxott: You have had a Idx Job for the amount of money you have received, but yon have performed ionf dull fhllhlully and well, leniatlv i . I a fee peniili! a to whether or not U from tho people Ovine nutslile of should he paid for hy general the city limits who are uinj& the tavitlnn, and wn defeated. I city newer. Thi la caused hy tho l.ellrve the council hinili leave ; fact, that the council has failed . the ntiestlon of revlvlne lhl pro- . mint answered lit calls; there to provide him with the proput Im-t up to the pruriy nwrtrrs $V.15.73i insurance at risk autlmrity and thl I snniethliK and Hi chamber of commerce. aptly the doubla-edge nature of that keen, glistening tool and 5it51.l7.5J Insurance paid. ' that should he attended tn iu j The city lonlllK hn been laid rnllorl ceioneo F.ir ceinneo whiln it- ia mnl-ino- us rich : giving a losa per capita of 1 1 ;.S5. 1 once, because I think we will all ' aside because of tho great His little speech , -is valuable, however. It illustrates L While thla loss per capita I: agree that It I unjust for Ihe n mount of work cauted hy the I work It I I you may well he proud. of cost and submit plan t i Hi court. The prciunt plan fur nn arm ory Is to remodel the American Legion Memorlul hiflldlna And construct an addition. Advocates of the plan who spoke before I ho court included It. t". (ir-eshcck, W. C. Macltue. pleted.. Tha sewer program wnainnd I fee sure llie council, us coininutiiler nf Him Vcternits of Well us tnyseir, apiri'iin your i r oreiKli War; Airrcd p. i n. work ' lllcr. commander or Ihe Klaiirnh While wo welcome Mr. Illctt-; io-l of the Ainerlraii Let- ; nion.l and Mc. Itniler In niir ciiy 'lt, K Van Varior, A. M folll. r, family and wo tire sure Hint thi y ' It. X fr, Ted tlllli ii,tii i. will fill Ihelr nfflic with credit I Ktl Vatinlre. iiml I'npiaiti J II wn dropped for lacK or a sun-1 iih-iiis.m... em umi -". " uriiHrsn able way to fln.llico It. The orlg-! I wiib a feeling of. ihe (leed j mul plan, that of liavtnc niar.'grrt that w say rimmI bye t, property owners h"iu'fltc.l by Ihe Mr. Ilalslger and Mr. I'etlg. sol hill, was piiit'-sicd by the prop, j I hardly know bow lo i pro ertv inflier mill Hie nilltler W.I4 l no appn cmiiou ill no- 1..1111V" lukeu nut of the lllilldK nf I lie imd 111 vself f or I ho vmI liable a. rv roiiucll and put to a vote of Hie Ice yon havo rendensl: Buffl'-e IL to say mat you Have nlwaya , lieen willing tn c-operale, havo bean liiuii.Ht lu Hn positions oo hnve taken and hnvo io v. r let pimonnl r.slliiss enter linn nnv dlsrussions, Vnnr IntelilKuui-e and sound Imslnes Jndgmenl hare been a guiding hand lu the administration, nf city affair for tbo past two years that ha been One 1 slarvminn. no aliwirmsl vr 011a Th other I rrhlsxiiril In MarmciliW prracrlplitui tahlt. 'I'lw Marmot war 1 la based nn modern resrtrch. It ha bdrn urd lor M y million ist bouni nt ii. 'Ilia raaulia are teen In alnwstt vry However, after all amenllle ' In new beauty. nw neiui .nil 1 bad lee. .xehaiiwd. Ih. niiea-1 ,5,J0ol n arb of Mtrmol flvw Hon lmnered down 10 the mid. tfo cnmpl lormuU. la th reason, hard u ileal In f how. w here) and , firrauliallvhmiwjuimwntdrhyi from w hom lu Ihe money to h , thocoange'eon1 about, and why they socurcd wlilt which t undertake: am hrm-laiaL Leam tha lvti 'rry the the project.. Thl queellon rw. rientilw Jwlp wldch lia iiw omurlt ' r.zhttfcJr , tltn riMirt appnluted Captain Wal-, , , i bool eUrmnt. ler Abbey to aeriiro nn oailniaie 1 1 n. too largo in rompletn In 0110 year but II I well on tha way. leaving two projecU utreet liKlttlng nnd inning not only In complete but 'apparently dead. . A to. the street llglHlua. r.t Block Wood Or-der before you're out We do Ihe best we can Ea L. French I 1022 Cvit Min PiiMiirv 6? 1 1 j WTiSftS; SIDE GLANCES I ana tree; and IS preparing US lor tne larger ille to an Romewhat highor than it was the! people living within Iho rliy llmi'lante paving nnd mwnr nrogroin.la big help lo H10 n-al of us. an. I extent that vould' not have been dreamed possible a few j year previous, it wu caused by decades ago, is also quite capable of cutting out of life,no Kwauna fire, hut if we will . . , .- , remotiiber the gallant and sue some 01 lis nijrnesi values, ;ina' icavtnjr us i.tr worse 011 ;cessU than we were before. - '. If, just at the moment when it is releasing us 'from. fight the department made tn save the -mill and factory durfiiir th la fire, I tntnft- w -will oil ni-rcA lh.it whiln Ihe Ioha lier countless old shackles and launching us on a new golden 'capita is higher, our department age, science-should convince us that we .are mere ac- ha not lost any of its efficiency. Cidents of cosmic chemistry, devoid of souls and doomed id To,' "nd't to. an eternal death after a few brief years of activity H a well-known fact ihat we niw then we should not be beginning a golden age, but an : have ie tiro equipment than any o- Af OToaf rinrLno m, 11. r , u,,: .,.m " " the time 1 no: -.. Luckily, However, science isn t doing anything or the 'wo must add new equipment and kind. It is presenting us with a tremendous variety of nPW uo-suition. and 1 would e . ,- . . . . , recommend that the tiro commit- new facts, and to date no one has come forward big,tM, ,.h lhe , t lhl. enough and far-sighted enough to harmonize and. inter- firo chief, make a study of the pret them for us nroperlv. Eventually the poet of tho.nc1', nf "'" department and , ... . . ... - , . . , have a report ready to submit to new day will arise, just as it has- always happened be-,,llp ,,., romm thi Pom. I inn fall. Its. lo lav ihetipsf-lveM to- build hut as our rliy grown -it hecume sewer lines that ar use.1 Jointly more evident that toning is very by the people living oitlsldii the neriasnry to IU proper dcvelop clty. who pay nothing Inward m.ut. and 1 am going 111 pill soli- r.r Jiiain- ..I lug lirst ten my lis of recoil I meuilutiouH tor this year. iltiM'k'Maiwbiiii In Mills A.I.IIOoii I Now .that. Kast .Moiu street is paved. I kclii.vo AlilU Addllioli will become a . real residential and luiaiiuiaa. . district, and J would like to t.-e Iho property owiura petition iho council tn pit' "fore. Meanwhile, it might be well to bear in mind that there is vast differeneo- between the established conclus ions ofi science and the ideas of individual professors. their cont-inl. tlou leliaiiee.' ' ',,.'''.' rjiulnoerloj; lk'iariuunl There has been moro navlns laid this year than ever before In the fclKlory nf Klamath Falls, au I tho way tllU .ai:nin b.ia lieen hanijled by Mr. Kelley hoH oetil a vreat satifcfaRHaki to all tha memliers ol the rnimeiU I am.. In. slrtwalka,curb nud rm-k mn- far away when snr.. beenirse - we bare bad ycryirailnm on l)lvilou, Manln and little trouble .with tho routine- , Adam street und 011 tho Inter lorn nr the property owner dui-1 :i ling street lf tween SUxth Ing the entire sea'son. Tim work'1 nt reel and the Southern pacific hi all completi-d. the bonds havo j tracks. By putting these streets beeu sold nnd wo, havo a clean all in ono unit, wehould Ret slalo on which to start the iu-w year. - The new municipal sewer un der Mr. Kelley's direction Is pn gresslng iu a very snllsfaeinry manner and he. tells, me. Short Words ' Police Department TIia .f ris-lnnev nt fhlrf i1nari.. ninnm.r niwl hn tells me thill inient Is faat overcominst the rep-j Mr. Shea, the contractor, haloing l.tfntln.. Ilial Klamath Valtm natfil a flrtel'tnea frill I hV- heen 'to have of being a wide-open out to, watch the construction st 1 Ai town. While we have been crlii-, several times nnd while 1 do 110M very good price on tho work andj I Ix-llere lhe property benefited will stand the Improvement. . K'Wersi Now that our trunk Hue Is under construction and wUI pro vide an outlet for additional sew erage, local untia suouni no con- rtHled by the balance of Mills Addition. Itlvcmlde,. (nllfornla I am sure that your work has beea appreciated, not only by tK hut, by the entire It y. AllhoiiEh you aro going out of public life. I sincerely hope yon will keep -tip yutie . lulernet In city, affairs ihrougli the chainlM.r of com merce or Hie service clubs, so gained while in office will not lie gained while In office will uo Is lost to the rltjr entin-ly. - I wish to thank the balance of the Fynnell nud thn he-.til'i of tho various depurtmf-nt for - ihelr earnest support and cn-nperntloi throughout ihe-enlire year. T. II. WATT:ilH. , Mayor. TWO AUK I'lVHll faille Stevens, col .red. was fined I10II yeslerday aflertiOna by Justice nf the Peace W. II. Harm following, her plea of guilty In Ju slice court loi Iho charge of possosalon of liquor. Jume Woodbury., 'colored, wa fined 120 on the name charge. Leniency In hi case wa advised by officers, By George Clark iV, O.l.iiViCVtV ... . asl . VV If ml m s Oi v as Mf as ace u. saw. orr. CNGLJSH is rapidly discarding ita long words and be coming a language of monosyllables, according to Prof. Otto Jespersen of Denmark. 1 British savants, following the national custom of blaming every new development on America, say that it's our. fault. Maybe it is; if so, we ought to be proud of it. -i Short words make language a flexible, easily mast ered instrument. Consider some of the jaw-wrenchers that other languages contain. In Finland, for instance, ) a roof paper tar company has to advertise itself as a! .-."huopaparperitervakattotervateldasosokeyhtio." In Dan- j ish the old-age pension law is "varemaerkeindregistre- j rengskontrolkalerne." "Highness," in Russian, is "vysoko-' prevoskhodilelstwo." The abstinence movement in Po- i land is "wstrzemiezliwosc." 'j (, If .we are tending more ajid more, to one-syllable vrords,:we may be very glad of it. I 5 'r Mn. always rubbed Iho best with gmtse grease." .. !.' ."J -J. '. .. J X. 'J-1. . J-l.l .- - ... V. Mom'n Pop ii Cupid Spears Chick By Cowan - Chick, 1 uicjfc "0 P0 S0 SWOPPING ' JlLU YOU DRUE KE UP MRS. BOCiNi : Sw TO G5 ALOMCaf el MRS.BORina' Syftt. iu, BE tickled ..Siav ' ?- 1T" KOM Qki VWELL.OF Aa TriiNWl . VJIUT'S COME 0R UM Anyone ntR A.4KE0 wm i TO P0 S6lAETnmi THAT HE DlOMT THINK HE' MA( StlNta. IMPOSE UPOM ftP, HE N0W MEI WSr. SEEM So wut6-b,no THIS MORMtKiC before- me west out he tossed v itm HiS HAIR fOQ. TEN I We are good people; and though all should become! crooked and depraved, we'll pause at intervals and" gain I self-respect by giving three cheers for virtue. WE KCUU) MakS ttt. I t mfossm i -mm. 4.' v 'i'jsk aVlD WE POT CVi ACVIM. SWOT ' INiTWOOT A, M0Rb, HIS S)T R Ul PRESET) TMtH'S 0NW OWf THIMta. THfcTTA. MftHfc A a0V MOOe ' r ACkOUM& AMD- OO - THOSE. TmkK Nt XHM.TS--A. UlRL ft TB0H- MB. UP H S0ME.TWIKK OU His MlMD. I CfcM'T- VIMTJERTjTANO A A . 'inu,'i .v : 'tyj'':H BkfW! tut WSS" C&Ml tM0PPN4 WIS Jit; li.'M.'.. CUICK! iOt V0VJ; RMy V J . ; a. Ua.i j'-t, ; ;'' 'SW.lse. Freckles and His Friends Correct this sentence: "He likes to argue," said the--gossip, "but he depends on logic alone and never in timates that his opponent is an idiot." Uncle Sam needs large cruisers that can range far ! without coaling. You roc, most of Wall Street's loans ' are made to lands far away. If Big Business should control all . contributory in- , tliistry, why don't the bootleggers branch out ns morticians. Modern youth wouldn't bo wild, either, get a thrill by racing a buggy horse up and streeL if he down could Main , Another good ir.teligence test is the choice between ) a ?30 whlte-colliir job nnd a ?75 overall job. ANAe.Ac.-V0U SUOULO TipRlK6 TUS A-ilCE Bid S it BETTER HCTTLfc Or- 5jWMo HfCTR viG SOT FOB. PEINWN f PURPOSE 1 l 1 1 1 j 1 ''1 y-"Tr 7IiAN CCAAAAOM 1 0inAkT pyvxjiNt VMATE.R IS Ty. MAI7'LL -' T- GO Mi BRif. ' 'VOO A5-ASS ' , ; "Nothing to Worry Abdul r-i, V ':;':.' : . . - - v By Blosser . y 'A- r-.;.:-::.;, iff .. .. V ; -: i CVWiM AA SCC; AC To'D.r?iK.Ti.(AT iavai.u , :J . rY DurryV x line TAa-.' l UNV.Y TUfc: IT lrW 'At l-tJr--S (T f e- Cl:. ' sf w.rf, iik