,., ..Page Six THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OHEGON Fi-itlny. I-Vl.ni:ir.y 24, liU'S r.lHir SPORTS Ooksan Slides ' Waa IH'inwy Grvat? You probably have heard it -aula at least a doipn. time Bince Jock 'Dempaey fell a vlrtlm to tyt trouble and announced that , t3 1! ' lii would have to retire from the i ring, temporarily .' at leant, that ' lie never waa a itreat fighter. ,Ther a,re reaaoni to believe, 1 .....however, that Dempaey will f ight i a . again, although bis present inten-j .. i tlona are not such and one can't , help but believe that Mrs. Demp- j -' ''ey baa mm ta'say much about; ' '- '. ,: ; . j - iOii there alao is -a rumor cur rent that If he does return to the t ring his comeback will be against ; set-up. . It's a pretty aafe bet, however, i that If Jack does enter the ring again, be will go up against the . . Sum man vhn will mMl him Anit ' if he never again dons the gloves, you max be pjactically certain that bia physical condition ha .- kept him from it. ,. . . . Dempsey'f critics say that he .didn't - live in an ace - of great fighters, and for that reason pain ed victories mostly over si: ups. ifi" ' 1 Look at Hit Record ' Thesa critics point out that Wlllard was Just a great big man, trained badly and handled badly, " 'when he fought Dempsey. But they fall to remember that Dcmp- aey won and how! They also point to Tunney's ... record in comparison to Demp ( aey's, and that seems aometh'ng ' which any rational person should be able, to look over and conclude that Uie old man inaujer really wa a great "shier Tunney s record will show that -he waa in a fight with Bartley iladdcn that -cauted some com-l ment, and also i, that he was , thrown 'out of a ring la Phila- delnhia once. , Of course. Gen has twice beat- en Jack, but whether he could have done a a. few years fcfto, granting.' that he, then 'bad been at bis best also, is something very fnr-critics can believe. ' ' 1 '! ' -Jack Dempsey was a tilugger. He could and did end most, of his fights quickly, and no mat- ter how you regard him. you can only reach one conclusion and that Is that Be was ' a great fighter. ' r Time Will Tell Gene Tnnney not only thinks, tut. . says that Dejnpsey as a drawing card was vastly over rated. He also has a hunch in hi retiring ways that the Demp sey he fought twice and beat Is the same eld manklller of old. Tunney is said to th"nk that necessary. In fromt of him. bo- Rlckard and his 600 millionaires 'ond hls head "d at right angles are real damp when they figure manner in which he Is ly- lt is Dempsey that is drawing re the wings. Back of him lrf'tbe million-dollar gates. n(1 within reach of his feet is ,, ..Perhaps Gene opines that contrivance which he will push Dempsey has fooled the public. back wltl fee- This will but when Gene fights again it lTe tne muscular motor power will give ample opportunity to necessary to make the' wings flap '.determine which man was the ani1 achieve Hying, idmwing card. "The start win be made off a Of course Tunney's next fight small Incline. Once in the air wilt draw well, as championship and well np, it will not be neces fighta in the heavyweight divi- aary continually to flap the wings aion always do, but no one will any more than a bird does, deny but that wltj-Dempsey as -The wings will be made of hi opponent the crowd would duralumlnum and will be cov b much- larger. ered with a feather-Ilka construc- , Hon of the same material. The Proof will come then as to span of the wings will be 2 wbion of the two fighters is the feet. They will bo two and a better drawing card, and taking half feet wide,, but tapering 'to no great rick, this column thinks tho point. that It will be shown that Demp- -The length of the machine aey, and not Tilnney, made, the will be 12 feet, Tho part on 'ml)l!on-dollar gates. ' which the body lies will be built of steel tubing. The cost of the Jake was negotiating a loan whole machine complete, with from his brother Moe, who was mas production, would not ex- willing to make the advance, but coed that of a motor biko. I estl- demanded sine percent Interest, mate It will be possible to go at "Well," said Jake, "I ain't leaFt 3000 feet In the air. pos- klcklng, you understand. but slbly more. The average ea?) wfaat'll our poor dead father say t peed would be 25 miles an when he lebks down and sees hour: more with a favorable his son gougln' 9 per cent from wind, his own flesh and blood?" Ucady to Try It "Don't worry about that, Jake "Just as soon as I get either Prom where he Is It'll look like American or European capital In- I. per cent." terested. I will build the flrat Freckles and His , " CO.VES A TAXI J crroPPlMS ( 13 vJAT VoO J S 75-,3 KE-CE IM A 6T SO EcntD, ) TO OUR. ) VMS ARE'"'WR-r ) , i : r-- aim rA rA yi!'y ?-w-.r' 1 . 1 V i . v M SH'm v c.rki SEES HUMAN FLIGHT WITH FLAPPING WINGS ' A h- . vv if r v , ny miltox Bito"i:n . KA Service Correspondent i ..-(. , LONDON. Feb. 84.M-j-g anr cleut dream of fltchi MUc that iof ,he )ir(!3 hnlI br-a i.vlTed by I captain Victor nvsky. 43-ye.r- " ,l Russian r- ..mist. After t: .ulyine the albatross for years. Captain Dibovsky has advanced what he believes the true solution of human flight by means of flapping wings, "Birds, and the albatross in particular, hare special muscles for holding the wings and for flapping them," Dibovsky told , me. "The trouble with all at-' tempts heretofore to fit man with wings baa been that tha reals-, tance of the air caused the wings : to drop, and It took too much muscular power' to make them ' rlse and fall. ii ?.jiiM. j j KubDcr-rope ".Musi-los 'In my machine, rubber ropes take the place of the wing mas- cles of the bird. With other de- vices, these, I estimate, will make It possible to raise the weight of a man with but slight exertion. "la my machine the man lies flat on his stomach on a hori zontal platform. His hands will control whatever steering gear is Friends Captain Virtur UibovHky aul nn art! it's roiuvption of num xuoniiiiK througlt tUo ky on HapplniC wings Kurh nn Dibov sky luw ileslKuril. machine and test it in actual flight myself." Captain Dibovsky is no mere theor.'st. He Is a graduate of llusslau naval, artillery aad avla .ti::u schools. lie is am accom plished pilot. In 118 he serv ed the U. 8. government as a . macnine gun expert at American munitions factories. England ; paid him $30.01)0 during the j World War for inventing the first synchronizing gear for fir ; ing -niachlue guns through nir . plane propellers. SMITH, RITCHIE ' LEADING, CLAIM JH.HSHV CITY, N. J Feb. UP) President Nicholas But- 'er, pf Columbia Vnlversitv be- I'eves either Governor Smith of -New :rk or C.oyeraor Ritchie , of Maryland will be the demo- I cratlc choice for president and tnat the eastern states will bo fhei-iiyott ones ( In the .coipingTv election. iriving his views to 'ho Hudson county republican i committee last night, he made 'no prediction as to the probable republican nominee. ' : .Cars' Tien yout friend kit) you out of the little old roads er and you de cide to buy edan ' you can tell your old car by inserting; a want ad in this paper, and' readily find tbe new on by consulting th6 same medium. - - Herald Classified Ads ': 2c Per Word Use them for results. Read them for profit. Tomorrow At The Pine Tree I C All Hint has been claimed for it and more, was tho verdict of Hie audience who witnessed the first showing of ""tit Heaven" j at the I'lno Tree yVstenluy. ! It Is inarviiluus picture Willi , 'a story that grips, the lienrl nud ' ItUe imagiunliou.. with its fumi iiatlng revolution of charautor as ; portrayed by aiitivwrtlsts as MUs ; t:lud Hrorkwcll, Den Hard, 1. j" , Duller. George Stone and Al ibert Uran as well as many othen ; : in part not so importaut. II iu shining above the ivttt llko twin! ; stars of beauty, are the portray- ! a Is of Janet llaynor and I'harlo , i Farroll. You must go to seo tulr I picture at -least once. And tin i chances are you will go to o I I again. Now showing at Hie I'lm iTreo Theatre. At The Liberty j . Admirers of that 13-ycar-oli , earorn atar. Duis Darlou, who lias been puttiug new punch Inti pictures of the great open spares, will have their last opportunit- i this evening to see him In "Tin Slingshot Kid" which closes II; run at the Liberty theatre with tonight's performance. "The Slingshot Kid" in tho sec ond of a aeries of westerns bvlnr i made at FRO from a novel angli : that of havlug a youngster th , Btellar attraction. Duis is the ' youngest western star In the j tamo today. . "Dad.''- tho boy asked "whal la a fiancee?" "A young woman who Is en gaged to be married." j 'Then what la a Iosco' dad-' j "Oh. that's the fellow who it going to marry her." I "One more payment and thi baby will be ours-" exclaimed the young husband as he mailed a dieck to the doctor. a At - trampled Ars-i-u 'r, jc "?.' i 1 iV2kr- not your loved ones if you have the Oregon life 4-Square shield of protection These four disasters old age, accident. ' disease and death will make tomorrow dark for so many! ' . Bi-.t not for you and your family if you are frotccted by the Oregon Life 4-Squar nsuranc Policy. It protects you in four ways: 1A 4-Square policy pay you $10,009 ' cash at the age of 60. 2 It pays you tlOO a month during permanrntdisabillty until maturity, then $lt,04 In'csli to you. Oregonl T. E. SCHUPPEL, District Manager 103 White Pine ApLs., Klamath Falls, Oregon He Arrives The I owan rhi picTur-1 of Clauile It. Porler f Iowa, new ttitcrtuale cnuni.Tce ommUslon-r. as taken wh-n dr. Poller dr.-pped In al tho A'hllv House the other day to e rresld.'iit t-oIlUKO before lak ng up hU new duties. :ash soothes angry chinese AMOY. Chilis. Feb. .4. ifl'l 'he Kdmore incident growing lit of (he shooting of a t'lilu 10 boatman by an American teamshlp office which threat ned to Iioyc: 1 1 American goods l this port, wan settled tmiuy. The Chineso accepted J 5.500, 'exican. as Indemnity from the United Slates shipping board. Ail claims against the shipping board relghter Kdmore were dropped ind the ship sailed for Hong kong. r:,:,:tA.. '.f.yVA ifi v' Si" v r.--. r-Yi-r by fatel 3 It pay your dependent or your estato $10,004 If your death occur before age sixty. i 4 It pays your dependent or your estate 120.000 double It face valuo In case death is accidental. Mall the coupon. We will gladly send you full detail regarding the 4-Square Policy and what it will give you. Hi nt . Stage Information Ashland Med ford Klamath Falls I Knit llniiml l.v. Me. I to id S:2u 'a in., U oo m , :l:40 p. in., S::'0 i p. in.: l.v. AkIiIhiiiI :tio a. ni., ilJ.atl p .in., 4:10 p. in., K :.,'. p. in. : Ar. Kluliinlli ll Full 11:35 ii.. C Jr. p. m., l.i. iu., ;l;K . in 11:40 p. in. I Went 11. mill l.v. Kluliinlli Fulls 7::io a. in., Io imi it. m., ::io p. I in., r:00 p. in.; Lv. Ashland ! 1 : 1 5 a. in., 13:45 p. in.. 4 15 p. in., 7:45 p. in.: Ar. Medfoid I 1:45 a. in.. 1:15 p. III., 4:45 ; p. In.. N : 1 5 p. in. I kl.WlU II KALI. IIH IKfl lN, IIKMI AMI WAV ltIMH Ni nil Humid l.v.' Klnumth Fulls i S;(io n. in., J.:.!D p. ui.. 3:30 p. in., 7:00 p. in.: l.v. Alumna ' N:lu p. in., l:il p. in.. 4 iio p in.. 7::i0 p. ni.: Lv. Modoc l'olnt .H:4S p. m.. 1:15 p. In.,' 4:15 p. ni., 7:5 p. in.; Lv. Wllllnmson lilver 9:uo a. in., 1::I5 p. m.. 4:35 p. m.. (1:05 p. in : Ar. t liililiiin !l:15 a. m.. 1:50 p. in., 4:50 p. in.. N:30 p. ill. l.v. t'hll-,-qnhi tl:!0 n. iu.: Lv. Klamath Agency :3t a. 111.: Lv. Kl. Klnm a l n H:..o n. in : Lv. Sand Creek 1 10:20 a. in.: l.i. Heaver Murih i 10:50 a. in.: Lv. CheniuiiH 11:00 a. in.: Lv. Crescent 11:40 a. in.; Lv. I.a I'lne 12:10 p. m.: licnd 11:50 p. ni. Lv. Kyuth llounil Lv. Ilend S:00 a. ni.: Lv. La I'lnn ,s:'i0 a. m.; Lv. Crescent 9:10 a. in.; Lv. t'he miuilt 10:00 a. m.; Lv. Heav er Marsh 10:10 a. ui.: Lv. Sand Creek 10:40 a. in.: Lv. Ft. Klam ath 11:10 a. m.; Lv. Klumatli Agency 11:30 a. m.; Ar. Clillo iiuln l.Mlll: Lv. Chlloiiuln K:30 a. m., 11:30 p. in., 3:30 p. m.. 6:30 p. m.: Lv. Williamson I'.lver S:45 a. m.. 11:45 p. ui.. 3:45 p. in., 11:45 p. in.; Lv. Modoc IMut 9:00 a. in. 1:00 p. ui.. 4.00 p. m, 7:00 p. in.; l.v. AlKonm 9:15 n. iu.. 1:15 p. nl.. 4:13 n. ni.. 7:15 n. ui.: Ar. l.'l..iiiNlh l.v'.1la l.-.lk n ... 1 1 R t p. lb. 4:15 p. in., 7:45 p. in. Kl.AVATil KALI.M, WLKI nml WAV I'tHN'TS N..utb ll-uml Lv. Klaiuiiib Orccm Life Insnnrc Cl , i i ,tvinih fitrrci, l-ortlantf, Urcj-ca CefliUmen: Mr it mill mt without oblitlot. fnioklct (Mnf lirtkultis ol jrew 4 Squad Pulley. Occupation. , By Blosser FiiIIk 7:30 a. m.; Ar Hun Is s : 4 5 a. in.: Ar. Mm dm! H:1!.'. a. ill.; Ar. Ml. Helium It In a. in.; Ar. T.nnaiit 10:15 a. m.: Ar. Ilruy lo:3i a. lit. : Ar. Wind U:33 p. in. N'ortli IUhiikI l.v. Klainulli Fulls U:35 p. in.: Ar. linrris b io p. Iu. ; Ar. Mucdoel 5: Hi) p. iu.: Ar. Ml. Hebron 4:45 p. in.; Ar. Ten Hum 3:30 p. in.: Ar. Drnv 3:3" p. in.; Ar. Weed 1:30 p. in. Southern Oregon Stages t'uouo mm iiirt Mailt si. "I somotlmes Ihlnk I'd like a wl(u Who's dull." suld Mr. Nutting: "The keen tinea, sharp us any klille. Say things l lift are too cultliiR." Question: Whv docs baby particularly need emulsified cod-liver od? Answer: Baby's progress in heallh, growth ond borifr! devdopment depends upon vitamins. An abundance of -essential vitamins in provided in pure, pieasnntly flavored SCOTT'S EMULSION SURE BUSINESS IS GOOD There are many people who always keep well supplied with up-to-date heet music. If your friends ask you if you can play a certain piece it is nice to be able to say Yes Have you seen oar new line of Ukes? Prices to suit and a month's Free Lessons thrown in. WIRTZ IvIUSIC STORE 122 South 6th St. Phone 125 Between Main and Klamath Community Builders The Savings and Loan Associations of Oregon are help ing your city to grow. They are financing homes for your citizens increasing your taxable wealth giving employment to your skilled workmen creating business (or your material dealers. THE UNION SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION of Portland his boras ill ihuru in this gmt work of community building EVERY DOLLAR INVESTED WITH US EARNS DIVIDENDS AND IS AVAILABLE WHEN NEEDED. NO DEDUCTIONS OF ANY KIND WHEN ACCOUNT IS OPENED OR WITHDRAWN. r IT solicit your account on a basis of NO MEMBERSHIP FEE 5 0 , We Ji " ( information or set our local rejn estnlalit t . CARL KNUTSON, 007 Klnmnth Avcnuo Funds available for lonnn in KLAMATH FALLS THE UNION SAVIxNGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION )lt Stark Street, Portland, Oregon WATCH REPAIRING.. tiKiti: I year guarftinec on nil work GEO. METZ jKvi:u:it Vl .Moln B Standard Dyers and Cleaners OJorK'HS Clconlng Ono-duy Service Expert Dycinjj 1 100 Knplmiadn Ht. , I'lioiia LEARN TO DANCE Special Rates $10 for 12 leitons in Rail Room Dancing NICK DORIS I'niiii U a. in, ( 1 1 . ni. I'limie 11.111 1 1 111 Main WITH SAFETY bat e never pau less Pslablished lytj Vlssets $1,000,000