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Watered aa second class matter al the poslotllce at Klamath Falls
Or.gou, nil Angust So, 19tl(i, under act or Congress. March 1, IS..
Associated Press Leased Wire
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republication of iperlal dispatches herein are aim reserved.
Tucsday, September 27, 1927.
X But It Will Continue ;
'i t)f course everybody hate it. This thinjr of a fam
ily always getting its affairs into the newspaptrs is quite
offi-nsive; all feel that it reflects on the family very
sadly. And apart from the irritation of having a fam
ily in' the national midst so lacking in whatever it is lack
ijgl.jn, there is the annoyance of having to peek into the
domestic affairs of other people, which is extremely dis
tasteful to tasteful folks. -,
j. "Nevertheless, gentle reader, you must suffer reading
iluc'h"more of it. against your will, of course, and this
4aper must suffer printing more of it. One cannot
en imagine where the end will be. Some things are
like that. They run on forever and ever. Of course
oiery newspaper reader will be annoyed by it. and yet
all newspapers will feel it to be their duty to provide
tikis provocation for righteous annoyance.
j Exactly liow the' next batch of objectionable news
wilt break and whom it will concern no one knows, of
dpurse. It is-impossible to say who will figure in the
next sensational divorce and alimony case, who will be
fdnaping whom, who will be murdered sensationally
by-vwhom, and who will elope with whom, but it is a
dead certainty that a lot more of the stuff is coming,
and the reader must make up his mind to face it, endure
it, absorb it and go on hating it. -. aj
It may be the Chaplins. or the Stillmans, or an Amer
ican heiress or her titled husband, or one of the many
happily but briefly married Hollywood families. Perhaps
it will be one of the old reliable families, or it may be a
new one that will burst into print next time. That one
or the other will in inevitable. And it is needless to say
the story will be published against the will of the edi
tors, the readers end the persons involved.
disarrange every iiiauuf.icturliiK
Interest in the country ami
would involve cliniimttu ipt'liie.,
' With the awepiiun of the
I'nited States and I lie i'l iu-h em
pire the nietrlr sft(ein of weight
and measure la pia.-tl.ullv uni
versal among cotntnerclsl n;
lions. However, in a number of
the countries where Jt Is the offi
cial .vsiein the people. In Ihelr
local transactions. u-.e systems
pet ulliir to thus countries
'There are section in the I'lillei
Stales where old French rtml
Spanish systems of measurement
are still in use and some busi
nesses have adopted the metric
system.
Though i he metric system
create an ii.Kiie In the next con
. areas and though it has itself
'adopted as the official system of
measurement for the t'nlted
States, the Amerlcnu people are
likely to continue to incisure dls
( lance by Uie mile, instead of by :
the kilometer; to buy their food'
by the pound rather than by the
kilo, aud Its liquid by the amirl
aud not by the liter.
wlih another on October i. No
I'lutier will luive two .itfali on
the Htli and Siid. Iicctu-ler
chilli! two. one in ihe t itii and
the oilier on New War's i:c.
The inula! aftnlr will le an
overall uud apron dance. Hat
Ulark burn's elKhl .piece orches
tra will furnish the tl.ince music.
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ALTURAS, CALIF, i
CELEBRATION TO
BE OCTOBER 29 i
K.iiliMiid Celebration at Al
litius. t'Htlloiula. will be held
October in-Meaif ot September
?n. accoptittr to a wire received
by the Kveuinit Herald todv
from It. K Kelly, manaai r .of
developuieill tor the Southern
Pacific " ,
Through a biisiindersian.llu in
tbitca it was assumed bv many
Hint the celebration would lie
next Saturday.
Well, I suppose NOW you're,
wondering WHY Jon bet on lliat
Jther HI M. . .,
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uiul fiids Octolnr Jl. Ytui will linvo a
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tit that time, Then put into piiictice that
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SOCIAL PROGRAM
OF ELKS IS GIVEN
Elks dances, which each year
prove anionic the outstanding so
cial events of the .fall and win
ter months In Klamath Falls
hare been arranged for. John M.
lilorer. chairman has scheduled
the dates for dances in the K.ks
Temple.
October IS Is the first erent
of the fall months to be followed ,
EAT DINNER AX '
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Huildcrs Exchange Members
There will be a spoeiul meeting of the
Kxthangc at the Legion Hall, 8 o'clock
Wednesday evening, September 28,
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F RE E
Hello, Carrier Boys
TrjeeensId-.famili'iii xettinj iiKSShtJirain
todjiy'for our carrief 'boys are back on the' job'after
theKj long quarantine at home. It is fine to have their
bright young faces back; it is fine to hear their voices,,
and while, their pranks sometimes exasperate us beyond
seeming endurance, we love the little rascals, everyone
of them, and they know it.
The Herald is in its. stride now with i.ts boys on the
streets yelling about the latest news and the carriers
scampering over the residence section delivering the
papers to the anxious people who want the day's news
before dinner in the evening.
It is great to be a boy, and it is grear yet to be a
carrier boy. Any boy who has not carried newspapers
or been a Boy Scout has missed a big portion of life.
Shoes That Lead
at School .
EJlASSZa Writ
JUST ONE MORE WEEK
to do your school shopping.
, That Boy or Girl must be correctly shod to keep
them happy and comfortable, whether at school
or at play. We guarantee a correct fit, satisfac
tory wear and a satisfied mother and father
with every pair of shoes,
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September 26 and 27
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VKAU, KATHKR.OK OITKKS.
siox.
I Toledo Ulade: Tlie wisdom ot
the men. who laid the foundation
if . this government of ours" Is
I'mphaf lied when we look abroad.
Free speech and a free press are
anionic the wisest of their pro-,
visions. These seem to have been '
(if divine inspiration. Freedom
limy he abused at times, hut It
is better so than that It be taken ,
from the people. Where there is
hot full and free expression from j
the people there will be rumor.
And rumor, in the absence of
the means of correcting; it, has
all the elements of daniter.
good thing: can come out of
the cinKorKh'ipH that have been
stabllshed 111 some of the Ku
roifcitiv countries. In Italy the
pn'HH lias been rendered abso-
liii'jiiipotent.- .The newspapers
Ow-ay: .nothing" that Is not ap
lurvt'd, by the dictator. Muso
IlitJtJWs" .tpilt bid. band over the
mAiiihof the "pill'""'. Hut what
liss b.H'n done In Italy is more
HiirprlHlng when the sume thing
Is a threat to Folund. a repub
lic. Marshal Pllsudski. through
the president, has Issued a de
cree which gags the press, thus
MiiHxhlng a constitutional provis
ion. The decree Is awulting the
action of parliament, and if It is
sustained no criticism, of the gov
ernment or the courts can be
lurtj and government officials
nrejrii he the Judges of violations.
, iu result of the proposal Is
aftinnor that I'llaudskl wants to
esVnmsih a monarchy. That Is
Hie beginning. There will be oth
itr, and they will not be good
fur I'nlnnd. They will mean im
liapplness, turmoil and possibly
.war.
Say what yon may. fear Is the
father of oppression. It la no In
Italy, nolwitlisliindlne the person-
Hi murage of the dictator. He Is
afraid of the people. The same
tblug-t" true In Itussii, where
Wwfcaiig usurped power lol-ow
Ing the Kerensky revolution. Pub
licity is feared, so freedom is ,
taken from the press. Better
things were wished for the peo
ple of Poland than that they, too,
might be rendered speechless.
W.WiHKX lMltK'S MISSION
E. S. Martin in Life: Tbey put
the flag of Sing Sing at half
mast the other day for Thomas
Mott Osborne, the prisoner's '
friend. i
After his yousg wife died,
thirty years ago. - Mr. Os'jorne
seemed to consider what to do
with the rest of his life and !
eventually devoted It to prisons
and convicts. ' .
Hardly any department of our
apparatus of civilization Is sub
ject lo so much neglect and so '
great abuses as the care of con
victs, or needs ho constantly to
enlist the humanity of disinter
ested helpers, in the field that
he chose Mr. Osborne, by his de
votion and the publicity he could
command, . accomplished remark
able things and will be long re
membered and honored for what
he did and what he was?
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WWW TO CH.INGK.
The threat to renew In the
next congress efforts to secure
the enactment of legislation to'
establish till" metric system for I
all federal departments seems to ,
be much ado about nothing. '
While there has always been '
some agitation for the chang-i I
In this country, the most active '
campaign wfts conducted a quar-1
ter of a century ago. Congress
nBined a committee which recom-
mended the change and enlisted
the support of the bureau of j
standards.. That the metric sys-,
tem was not adopted at that time
was probably due to the, opposi
tion of the American .Manufac
turers Association, which declar
ed the change would seriously j
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