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Kiilcrtd second class, matter lit
tir.i.a. on August . Uuli, under
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iMember of Audit Bureau of Circulation
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Tl'l Associated Pro In exclusively entitled to the n or r epublica
lm uf all news dispatches credited to It or noi oincrvi, credited
In thin paper aud alwj the local new published IhcreU. All rights
of 'republication o( special dlpaubea herein ai? afc. reserved.
Wednesday, September 21, 127
Foolish
Aeenwliiwr tn nnu-ii nvor
tliis kind of news usually has
the mothers of Tortland need
that are mighty important.
I It is naid that when Lindbergh was! aLout to visit the
metropolis of Oregon some members of the reception
committee were' asked by mothers of marriageable girls
to pWase make an appointment so their daughters could
meet the honored guest. When the rumor first floated
out from the city it seemed incredible, but repetition and
admission by committee members of such requests soon
began to lend a glamor of truth to it.
I All Oregon bows its head in pity and in shame for!
the foolish mothers. When women of mature age re-'br Liie Miner of iw Mom. a
sort to such folly all act, of the young flapper can n;'-
overlooked and she can be pardoned for any social of-:j. g. Charles. Richmond: Kukh
'renge , , inettmer of Taxryiown. N. .;
. . ' , .' 1 . 1 i . . i Kenneth H. I'npcr ot Hadtnoi
I From Lindberghs record m social eents we canN y. VUIlam .;lnrr, jr.
imagine how a framed meeting of their daughters would f Bradford, r.; Jack Ah. rott
have taken with that lad. He is genuinely American of Towanda. Pa., and E. t;. Knapp
and American boys do not stand for such nonsense. i ' rYsor.n1 As'urrort arrir. d
j rily the poor mothers who do not possess the sense this momma; from Bismarck, x.
'of a ground squirrel when they attempt to force aten-,D.. where they sp.t the night.
tion upon their daughters.
.1
Making a Farce of It ,
"The prohibition law suffers severe condemnation
when officers are found dealing in booze. The case of
the female deputv sheriff in Portland who is charged
with possession and dealing in liquor is an example of j
what is breakine; down the law more and :nore daily .
andcausing honest prohibitionists at heart to wonder if
we are not off wrong J
Certainly the difficulty of enforcing the Eighteenth (
amendment is far greater than the most ultra prohibition-,
:..:H..4nl -TV... if
ISt rVtl illllltllittVCU. Tinai IV
part of the'1 constitution no goodAritreen .-can
as it-is a part of the'fco
denv. But to do it is quite
cials and stool pigeons damn the whole procedure and!
cause law abiding citizens to begin to search for a' bet- j
ter way to handle the liquor question.
EDITOR I A L S
, FROM OVER THE NATION
I . I'UK CRAWL 8TIIOKK. j performer upon a stringed Instru-
' Xt, York World: George ' ment bma a leonine mane, while
Young, it develops, used the the cornet, tuba, trombone or i
crawl stroke on his swim across saxophone artist Is topped with a
the Catnliua Island channel: pud, skating rink. .
once more one Is struck by the ' This doctor, of course.- has a
fact that man often manages to scientific explanation ready. His
improve on nature. This stroke, ; theory is tlt the vibrations of,
as most of those who follow" the strings acts as scalp mas- j
swimming know. Is rtie most ar- sage to stimulate hirsute growth,
tiflrial motion ever heard of: No while the virtuosi who work with
man. and certainly no animal, lungs rather than fingers arc
could possibly swim it naturally, literally blowing their hair out;
To acquire it takes the average by the roots. j
swimmer weeks of practice, and' If all this lie true, the Jazx :
to swim it with perfect ease re- band, in which the tooting, at i
quires months and perhaps years, least in the number of the p.-r-'
Yet, once it Is learned, it carries : formees. predominabf . over the i
swimmers along faster and with 'sawing aud picking, houM soon i
less fatigue than any of the more become by evolution the bald
liatiiriUVIrokcs. It was used by ; headed row of musleiamhip. :
several 'of the -channel swimmerB j . j
lust uinmer, including C.ertrude HOW KOKTIXKS AKE .!.!E.
Kd'r!,-and the time that they Nation's Business Magazine: A
maihr. Vas conspicuously faster . wealthy man SI ycr ot age .
than the time of any of the bought a big farm In an inacicss-'
swinimers who had gone before. ' ible section of Indiana' a "!ek or
Hut mu it has Improved on na- two before this Is writtei , in ;
ture so often that we should spite of scolding by h!s famil) lurj
cense to be surprised. The wrist-! permitting his money to be I cd j
snap ot an American baseball up In land on a back road : tot i
player, an artificially acquired no farmer has ever been abl : to i
motion, is bo superior to the toss make pay.
which Is man's natural throwing "It will be immensely vale iblc
notion that comment is super-'some day," he persisted. ifo
fluoiis. The motions of a trained raune of its natural beauty, mil
high Jumper, also artificially ac-j llonain s w ill want it for villa
quired, carry' him much higher ; sites. Hut It won't come if to its
fhan would his natural leap, own until every rich man Vas his
Then there Is the queer gull of own nlrplajie. Then it t ill bo
ii sprint walker. One concludes accessible for suburban fcvclop
thut modern man. often thought mint for people iu C'h'caro. May
physlcnlly the inferior of the Jun- be that will be thirty y;ars yet,
gle man who went before, would j but 11 will come."
probably defeat the Jungle man
at whatever game they chose to
plv. ,
MIKIC AMI IIAIIt. I He has acquired wealth by.
Newark Stnr-Kagle: In leisure having longer vision than hi
moments between their labors for neighbors,' and he evidently sees
the lojiglhenlng ot life's span. J no reason to quit using It Just
our musical friends keep on ocn- because he. himself may not be
tributiiig to the gayety of na- on the premlso to reap tho har
tlotiH. One of them has becnivest.
undying the effect of music upon
the growth or the shrinkage of!
hair meaning the musician's
hair, not the listeners.
This genius notes the fact If.
Indeed. It he a fact-that as a
rule the pianist, violinist or oilier
. Editor. It to His southvard Accord'. tig
. Uunlnein .Manager ,lo M. Sajie. the culih of "Omnia
! and of Ind" had much less la do'
Jly Mail Itlih Inkling Kuropean rxplor-
One MiMTh . 5 . ..i,,.; ai,IIW.rii . t,. ih desire
Tbr M'WUhs
8ix .Monlks . ..
On Venn
s. tui
tha postofftce at Klamath? KsJI
act ot Conicreas. March 3. "
'
Mother
thi crfliii'vine routt? and i
some foundation some of ,
to be educated along lines
;
cViAiill a onfnrcofl Brt inner!
oimum v- " r t
another thing. Corrupt ofti- '
Imagine a map 81 years old
( ever having the vision to buy
jland for the long pull, based on
AM) FltlIAY, ronnsH.
New York World: A Krench
hlstorirn, Leon 8aiie, says In a
Purls article that it was not 'Co
lli minis who discovered America.
' hut Ihisque fishermen. who
brought home rotlflh from tho
Newfoundland banks long before)
jroluuibua followed their 'path
jacrofci the sea or dunged from.
175
" -5!to act codfish for the people at
uomc.
Passing by the Issue of priority.
i
,o
. lr
wh.cb the Norsemen hu
tomcthiug to u for ihcir roun-
trymt-n. Saiie l well bultJ'd
I by the fait. .Not tor nothing l
the "sacred cod' vffiglcj lu hon
or in tlio ltotton state house. Not
tor nothing doea Kiance retain
the St. Pierre -M:jiielon Islands,
only fifteen mire from New
foundland, iu a b,it.e tor fislwt
meu. Not for nothing have fully
half of our Ui.-putc with ;rcui
1 Urltaln been concerned with the
' cod-flherle. Kor it was chlelly
; by furnishing Friday "stockfish"
to Catholics 111 Kuroun tluil I'ro
lostunt New Kne.lnud hcv.1u1c a
school of hardy bailors In her
sea-coast towns.
N on Stop Race is
Begun at 2 P. M.
(Continued from p.ife U
from New York to Spokauc In
class II of the national air races,
left CUeadive. uvcrmsht mop for
six of them, ut H oVIwk this,
mornlns. rising from the flylng
field at one minnto intervals.
They expected to make Hill
ings. Mont., a fivt minute Mop.
within 3 hours.
Miller, Mcjcn, Lend.
All eight planet) wci e pOotei!
AfnritX. Ind.. S.-j'l- Jt. (A.
P. The plane plloajd by Jas.
F. O'Donnell and carryfoK his,
wife in the trans-contSncniai air
derby, departed from Auburn for
cflicago at 7:30 o'clock this morn
'.nu. O'Uonnell was forced to
lend here yesterday because of
hd Z
nating in the air drhy.
K--"
yoo tlllnk ,. mako a fatirfa,.,ory
mate?
Mr,
Newlywed: Wonderful,
mo'VilayM : fZ,-
captain. Auswdns.
IIIIK.IIT KMH'lill
Father: So you really want to
marry him. ch? What are the
young man's prospects?
Daughter: Well, Ind, he haf
a very rich undo who lives fci
ChicSRO. Juil?e.
Wm.
S cents. A good cigar. -
-adv, 21
Real Bargains
USE
1925 Standard Six Studebakcr Duplex Touring $750.00
1927 Chevrolet Landau Sedan, run C00O miles $630.00
rj2(; Old.smobile Deluxe Coupe ..$675.00
1(J25 Hudson Coach, new Duco and reconditioned $700.00
1923 Buick Iloadster, now Duco
. ' ' , , " ' '
Compare These Prices With
Portland Newspapers
Letters From
the People
. IIIMMI VUM IIIN.
To the Kdltor: Thanks tor tlm
1st of names from lire police
do.kct. Tliat'a good, hut It don't
no tar iiouah. I.el'a act tlm re
sults us Eireii In the Judaea
uoohs. nut uiiont t'10 1111-
Jknowns? Who are they?,
tare they unknown?
Why
j And theu. let's have the ae
'counts in the Justice court.
Theiv'a more of them there.
And then, w h. n a nianlrlvea
while drunk and wrecks his cur.
or'somctl.iiiK like that, why dou'l .
they tak nway his lliense. I;
I -out in "i-t I. w was u-cmit to
he culorced so as to protect the '
public. , ' I
If ou will pnhllsb this In our!
people's forum column is t lo j
titese v.oiators will heriti to t-re
that somebody Is waking up, and
the citizens waul to proloet them
selves from drunks and drunk '!l
drivers Just as much as from In-
Sfantlle paralysis. Do we have a
Toiupemnce Society in this Iowa?
I shall look for my letter every
day. Maybe son d.iy 1 will
see It.
Your Good Friend, mid a limit!
time reader of The Herald. )
I
Edltcr's note The word "un-J
known" is beiiiK used qulto fre-'
qucntly in official records. Vre- J
sumatily this is done wucn'offl-1
iils cannot learn correct uamcs )
uf those charited.
!-
At the Front With
American Legion
(Continued from paRe i) !
ner. and had to keep step onlv
with himself.
Florida's band was dressed ,ln
yellow.
Many other deleRutlous had
fancy uniforms Oklahoma In
dians in feather; Penusylvanians
with red rashes; Ohloans In blus
nnd Bold rapes: Illinois with Its
crack drill tc?m dressed as Zou
aves; Kdwin Hasey post of East
M.ii!:pton X. V., h ail.nl hy .
Ford painted blue, ra'rryinc on
its hiHul a paintinc of the Inimo
there of John Howard Payni-, !
who wrote Home Sweet Home
Kansaiia with immense
flower.i.
2
an n . l
AM, fOVFT IT WoliKKKS
.MIST HAVr; IT
Cood health! Men and wo
men workers mnst pisssc It to
Im acceptable, aatisfas lory, suc
cessful. Kidney ailm.ants and re
ulliim ills are serious dioord
ir. causing loan of health and
ehich nr,y,' laclt of ' 'hera;)rn and
amMtii n,. rliijr f!eS(t;(i tje; 'tired
lectins, nervous depression. FO
LEV PILLS, a diurettc sdmijlant
for -the kidneys, are a reliable,
valuable, effective medicine. Men
and women everywhere use and
recummend them. John Cordon.
Hanville, Illinois, says. "FOI.KY
PILLS dlnrellc made It posnthle
for tno to work steadily, to sleep
belter, to become strunyer."
Win. PiMin
S cents. A good cisar. adv. 21
in
DGARS
unham Auto Co.
Sixth and Oak Street
Harvest Tour is
' Hailed a Success
il'iuiilnucd fiAMti pai;e 1)
luuwlna neiirer Merrill, the
caravan stopped on the K. M.
I ll.iiuuioitd ranch to see some of
'the rinest sheep In the entire
county. Hera they looked over
' the fine flocks of purcbroda.
wall bed fut l imbs at play aud
were K I veil another cllntpso ut
Klamath's fertile pasluruae.
Vlr I.iiiii Iksiii,
From here the purly journeyed
on Into Mulln for the opening
cltumher forum luncheiin ot tlin
full and winter season. . Iliuce
11. n ii is presided as rhulrnian of '
the luncheon, through, his chutr
maushlp ot the ai;rlcultural com-!
in a i co which arruti,ud the har-i
vest tour.
A. M. t'olller carried Klainatli
Falls' isrovlliia In the nssembled i
business men and t.irm folk from
alone the route taken by the
caravan, while l A. Henderson, !
county agent, unve i nt crest 1 11 g '
GLASSES
Yn Fvantincil. FmcJ jtul ilw
Ctlct (triuiKt in u in
lcuny rf tail "r
Broken Lenses Replaced
DR. COBLE'S
1 JC9 MAIN STRUT
Fords
1927 Type Coupe .... $193
1927 Tyjie Coupe 430
1926 Type Sedan 475
1921 Type Roadster.. 250;
Chevrolcts
1925 Delivery Panel $273
1923 Delivery Expr 275
Dodges
1921 Tourinjr $075
192 I Touring 430
1927 Tourinz Sport.. C95
'1925 Coupe 050
Graham
1926 ranel 1-Ton $973
1926 Stake l i-Ton 1.000
TKK.MS nnd TltAUK
All t'ars (unraiilceU
OSTENDOKF
MOTOR CO.
"1.1 KUiniaila .lie. Phone lira
f.o ts on K h mat U am i ulture. A
11 u m lc r ut prominent furuieis
were also oil the pioniam
I IKK itl STItOXS II IM II
till.VXTrt PASS. Sept. 31.
- The Mead ram h on upper Jpues
creek was lokally ib'strnyed lu a
finest fire which swept over 50
nctoa there, yesletday ufternoon.
Kvery bulldlnit, all fences and
crops and an nut unoblle were
burned. Thf lire also took many
aires of timber. It was rotitiol
led lute last nlcht.
Just Phone
408
ftr Ht U I lit linn ( linti
nil uur t'ltdhtu Imik liku itrw
rm lull.
Klamath
Cleaning & Dye
Works ; ,
- 431 MAIN K'
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Office Phone IIM ,M. Ibai nidf
Kea. Fhoue in.i Kiamaih talis
PELICAN CAFE
Inc.
"for everybody"
SPECIAL
Merchant' Lunch
11 A. M. to 2 P. M.
"50c
William Bid:. 722 Main
Used Cars for
SALE .
Ford Trucks
llco Trucks
All ether Used Curs.
Overland Knight
Garage
4th & Klam&lh
1L
IIls
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ill i,i r hum:
"If yuur ellenl hadn't felonious
iuteulloua bow i nines II that Ihu
pollceuiun saw him hiding bo
liliul a tree?"
"Mocause the tree wasn't hi
uiioukIi." Journal Amuseiiieut,
Pails
The first suncs-riil alriiluiio
rilttht was iiui.lo at Kitty Hawk,'
X. tv. Hi'C IT, IHU1. Wilbur
ami Orvllle Wrlithl made four
fllithta that day, the longost lust
ing tV seconds. .
- Road Oil Cleaning
Our Hyslom la Kotnetlilna; New ami Ih'iier than lb
Did Hand H)tcm
far Wiulird Polished
Motors ( leaued Kvpcrl irriulii
Vacuum (leaned Kri Oauh t'aaa Horlc
v lias ami till
We call for nnd deliver Phone 606
NEW SYSTEM AUTO LAUNDRY
i:pluiiailo near Hast .Mala
Another Triumph!
THE
HOOD FLAT TREAD
It grips the road, instead of touji
'ng it sivinz you more trutlitm
lnrJ greater safety in driving
ither in congested traffic, or on
-.lippcry roads, or both.
It's a sensibte tread for a tire
that s a sensible buy .... Most
;nilcs per dollar that's the reason.
Klamath Tire House
Hamilton & Dies, Props.
i
Vulcanizing and Retreading
315 So. 6th Phone 472
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