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Monday, Feb. 21, 1927.
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HOUSE
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"BILL"
There are only two places to eat
HpME
and the
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Jesse Bailey
J Don't Worry '
If Your Wife Won't Cook
I EAT HERE AND KEEP
1 HER FOR A PET
Walking In Your Sleep .
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Is a Song Hit of "Purple Flashes"
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y When Your Out Late, and
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JUST
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PHONE 231
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Good Drugs For Good Elks
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"IF WE HAVEN'T IT, IT ISN'T"
Pine Tree Theatre
Klnmmih Kail Lodge Xo. 1317, !. I V- M.hH IVwiiIii
Pl'KPI.E I'UASIIKS Ttir latugliahln 3-At Mum-IiU Comedy
Staged trader the Dim-don of
MK. AND MHS. C. J. Mc.NAl'UllTAN
Overture "The Elks' March" (Selection from
"The Gingham Girl")
w ..Orchestra
The Hip; Sliow Has Arrive!
PIRPI.K FLASHES
RIGHT TO T1IK FRONT
"Mr good womau," said J. 11.
Carnaban. "You must give an
answer in the fewent possible
words of which von are capable,
to the plain and simple question
whether when yon were crossing
the street with the baby on your
arm and. th track was coming
down the right side and the taxi
cab on the left, and he carriage
was trying to pass the track yon
saw the taxicab and whether or
not the carriage, taxicab or
U truck, or either of any two, and
If which of them respectively, or
how It was?"
PIMPLE FLASH KS
U1Y MAW
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CAST
((iiven In the Order of Tbelr First Appcarunre)
Wigson. a Talkative llntler Marry Mesxuer
Mrs. Jack Temple, a Temperamental Wife .. Mr. I'ra McN'aughtan
Dorothy Dawn, Mrs. Temple's sister Mrs. Dorothy I .a l'rarte
Jack Temple, a Liar John Houston
Mrs. Frank Fuller, The Ferris Wheel Lady Miss Flua Jensou
frank Fuller. Jack's Chum, a tllgcer Liar .. .V. J. McNuughlan
Captain Sharp.-, of His Majesty1 Hot-vice Paul Daltott
Mr. John Hrown. a Human Cyclone .. Mrs; G. I.. Uxtt
John Hrown, a Ladles' Hairdresser Ed Moo
St'FWItIO
ACT - 1. lining I'p. Morning
ACT II I'p In the Air. Afternoon.
ACT III. Cuming Down. Evening.
NOTEr The action of the play transpire at the borne of Jack
T,mnl B I'hmah p. li.rn. I ,.n.l..n
Ml'KICAl. S4tltK
Clt AM) OPENING CHOKES
"A Little Cottage" Kolotsl. Mr. Esther Noel
"Kentucky's Way of Sayin' Good Mornin' " .. .Soloist, Mls Evelyn
Soloist, Miss F.velyn Amkku
T1IK ELKS' PONY JAZZ CHOIU S
Misses ' Bessie Darley, Evelyn Becklev. Addle Jenkins, Km her
Noel, Gertrude Limdlcy, Thelma Grlzxle, Grace Bennett. Alleeu
Loomis, Louise Uell Ailsa Massey. Guldle Lewln and Luctlo Conway
THK ELKS' IIAI.I.ET CHOKI'M
Misses Myrtle Colllstcr. Evelyn Frunres. Evelyn Amlcke. Ine
Jenkins. Genevieve Hensley, Pearl Colllster, Juanlfa Dodge, Marl
Engle, Fay Grizzle and Hose Darley.
HONK NI'MttF.US
"Pack Me t'p In Your Heart." "A Little Cottage," "Tho 'Twlnkli'
In Your Eye." ,"Bye Bye BlacMuird," and "Koutucky's Way ol
Sayln' Good Mornin."
THE ESKIMO Il tHY .KKVt'K
"I'll Be Yotir Eskimo Baby"-.
"The Spanish Girl"
"The Oriental Girl" .
"The Hula Hula Dancer" .. .
"The Bride"
"The Eskimo Baby"
"The Vamp
.......Soloist, C. J. McN'aughtan
Little Miss Virginia Ilubb
...Little Mis Barbara Bentlny
Little Miss Phyllis foster
Little Miss Joan Nelman
...Little Miss La Maria Thyier
Little Miss Dolores Kunde
Pl'KPLE FLA 8 UK;
Olf, BOY!
The dance was over and a
taxi waited for them at the door.
Eustatia, his only girl, lived In a
suburban town, and he was look
forward with anticipation to the
ride to her home.
The taxi sped away, soon leav
ing the glimmering lights of the
'city far behind. A Maggie Cren-
jshaw looked out of the fab win
dow Into tho winter moonlight,
be noticed that they were in the
country. - f
"Well, what are yon stopping
for," demanded Maggio indig
nantly. "I heard the young lady say
'stop'." tho taxi driver apologized.
"Well, she wasn't talking to
you, was she?" Crenshaw grated.
ITHPI.K FLA8IIKH
I went to see my girl one night.
For her love I was seeking;
I missed her month and kissed
her nose.
And the gosh darn thing was
leaking. . "lied" Piper
And the Pony and Ballet Choruses.
jitI ivii nt-vl'l.!
t- ...!.... I L. l I . i.VAn L'... ........ on, Mori.. If n it I I- a r-l i. vnr
pianologuo, "The Usual Way," and the Elk Pony Chorus In
the Duncan Bisters sensational song hit "l'm-L'm-Da-Da," and
"Give 19 a Lime ttiss.
. "THE OLD FASHIONED GIKLH IIEVIE"
Soloist Mr. Wlllard Smith
The Old Fashioned Girl Mrs. Marjorlo. Olds
And the Ballet Chorn Singing "You're Just A Flower From
An Old Bouquet" and "When You and I Weru Seventeen.
THE GIKI.K OF My'dHKAMS HEME"
A Presented In the New iork l-nllles
"The GlrUi of My Dreams", Soloist ......
"Juliet" -.
"The Spanish Girl" '. .
"Cleopatra" -
"Tho Gypsy Girl"
"The Southern Girl"
"Tho Chinese Girl"
"Tho Broadway Girl"
"The Peasant Girl"
"The Follies Girl" -
And the Elks' Pony Chorus' as "Pep"
.Mr. Jack Whitney
Mis Freda Lucas
Miss Belly Glovor
Mrs. Dorothy llocd
Mtn Vera Eltlreln
Mrs. Clara Houston
Mrs. Bridge Dallon
...Mrs. Floyd McMillan
Miss Pearl Hlehm
Girls, and the Elks'
Ballet Chorus a "Fashion Girls."
hl'FCIW, NOTK8
Scenery for tho Production Specially Built by tho Edwin II. Flagg
Compiny for Mr. McNauglitan
Entire Costuming Designed and Created by Mrs. Uro McNauglitan
GET YOUB 8EAT8 EAKLY
C. J. McN'aughtan "Yon claim,
sir, to have every qualification
for a first class actor?
Wlllard Smith, Well, perhaps
I ought to mention the fact
1 am slightly deaf, tho re
sult of so much applause, you
know.
TIME TO iKT Ill'BV
Buck Goddard The boss of
fered me an Interest In the busi
ness today.
Frank Drlscoll He did?
Buck Yes, ho said it I didn't
take an Interest preliy soon ht'd
fir me.
J. Frank Adatu trying out his
new horso. "Cootie."
PIIIPI.K FLASHED
111 JOII
She laid her head close to ni
breast.
Her face waa wondrous fair
Her ryes gasrd pleadingly In
mine;
My hand laid on her hair. "
And yet I apoko no ord of
lore.
No lender glauce I gave:
Though well I knew Hint I mu:
speak
Would I her wrath uppraso
And ao taald: "Open the mouth
A Little wider, please. Doc Noel.
She "latal night I dreamed
I was married to the most he.iu
tiful man In lli world "
Doc Golile, -, "Oh yirs. Wure
wo happy?"
PI IIPLK I I..IMIF.
How George Cozad got bis atari.
(We expect to be shot for
this.)
P.I KPl.K FLASIIKt
"When I waa In India." said
Doug Puckett, "I saw a llgor
come down to the water whero
some women were washing cloth-
It was very fierce tiger
but tho women, with grest
presence of mind, splashed some
water In its face and It slunk
away."
"Gentlemen," said Jack Al-
meter "I ran vouch for that
story. Some minutes after the
Incident occurred I was coming
down to the 'water. 1 met the
tiger our friend Is talking about,
and as In my bahlt, I stroked
Its whiskers. Gentlemen, those
whiskers Wure still wet!"
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P. S. We are going to make it hbt- for the
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PHONE 10'J7
"BILL" , .
REMEMBER
Elk actors may get by with their Purple
Flasks and filching the public outa ten
smackers for ads like this but
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