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EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FAL7,S, OREGON
Tuesday, December 16, 1025
THE
KLAMATH
UPLIFTER
8ciMt No, ;i .
i
"DEMI HE-
1 cw -X-J.
With Ills nice ml cheeks, his
t bjuso profundi! voice and lite coin
iiiAiiUiiif presence, Lynn Sub
iii makes ti peach of ii Battta rlaiis
for hII respectable Christmas eve
H )iil I i. s. Tile staff m l 1st Insisted mi
I putting in (host1 lines aluiut Santa
11 H&bln snylng lip can't find t T i ,
chimney. But the artist was too
cautious, what Santa Saliln is real
ly saying it:
"I can't find the key-link'."
OWED TO SAXTA ("I..UN
I'd like to wring
His bloomin' nock;
He makes me spend
i My whole month's check.
CHRISTMAS MOTHKR GOOSE
II .Mary had a little "lamb"
i. Like all sweet girlies should;
II i And when Christmas came around
i She sure did fleece him good.
Christmas comes I
But 6nce a year?"
But Prohi cops
Are always near.
! t i
By the looks of some of
II these stockings we see walk
ing around on the streets,
, their fair owners must ex
I pect Santa Claus to empty
..Lis whole pack into 'em on
Christmas eve.
And we could name a few
fair damsels around these
parts who won't have their
socks rolled down below the
knees when they hang 'em
up -
As a matter of caution,
we'd adyjse the girls to re
move the bank roll when
they take off their socks, on
Christmas eve. Santa Glaus
may be a pretty wise dude
this year.
OUR LETTER TO SANTA
Dear Santa:
If it ain't too
D much trouble,
I'd sort o like,
To have you drop
Into the joint I call
Home and slip me
Off a coupla cords
0' wood; and
Just between friends.
If you can see your way
Clear to gyp some
Of the other boys, it's be
Pretty nice if you ,
Could shove a sack 4 9
Of spuds inside the
Kitchen door, and a
Slab 6' bacon on
The pantry shelf.
Then, before you start
For Keho, I'd think
You'd be a pretty decent
Sport if you'r write
Out a check for my
Next month's rent;
Then me and the landlord
Would both be happy.
Your bov friend,
THE UPLIFTER.
Exposition Manager
Job Given N. Truax
OREGON AGRICULTURAL COL
LEGE. Corvullis, De. 13. N'oah
Truax of KUimath Fails, senior In
electrical engineering, was ap
pointed 1926 Educational eipjsl
tloa manager by the executive coun
cil. The exposition 'will be Febru
ary 19 and 20.
The annual exposition Is one of
the major events of the college pro
gram, when the college acts as host
to representatives from various high
schools In the state. The student
is given t!TD opportunity to see the
work of each school on the campus.
The various schools have a separate
show, headed by its own manager.
These managers are trader the super
vision of the exposition manager.
Several changes are being, made In
the program for the exposition.
Enjoy Sunday Outing
At Lake O' The Woods
Scoop No. 4
i
This, boys and girls, is a
tintype photograph of John
Glover, back in the days of
innocent childhood before
he became a member of the
Uplifer club. You can see
by the way he's grabbing
for the Christmas tree that
he is a true disciple of the
Uplifters.
Scoop No. 5
Last but not least, this is
a mental picture of the turk
ey We're not going to eat
this Christmas dav.
"The roads are in splendid con-
This Is t!ie word brougat bacg to
Klamath Falls Monday by It.
L. Nichols, iwho, with Mr3. Nichols,
spent the week end at their lodge
at Lake -of the Woods. During the
summer months Mr. and Mrs. Nich
ols spent the greater part of their
time at their lodge, where so many
local people have summer homes
and are the latest winter visitors to
the popular summer resort from
Klamath Falls. A-r
They made the trip tt their lodge
from Klamath Falls in two and one
half hours, this including the time
it took to remove several trees from
the road which nad fallen across
sia;e last traveled.
According to Mi;. Nichols there
was approximately five inches of
snow at the resort add the weath
er was very little colder than in
Klamath Falls yesterday.
Fred Peterson's
Father Succumbs
Sad word was received last night
by Fred Peterson, county school
superintendent, of the unexpected
death of his father, Olaf Peterson,
aged 71, in Galesburg, III., yester
day.
The school superintendent had
not seen his parent for 20 years
and had planned to visit him last
summer, but preHs of his private
affairs intervened. He had planned
to visit h'is father this summer with
out fail.
KLKCTIOX TONIGHT
Annual election of officers of the
American Legion will be held to
night in the court house.
Miss Elsie Monson of New
is the guest of Bee Begin.
York
Christian Ladies' Bazaar ,
Will be held in the
Hart Building, Seventh Street at Main
Saturday, Dec. 19
Cooked Sale Home Made Mince Meat and
Rummage Sale
Hard To Piclc A Winner In
Main Event Boxing Bout; 2
Scrapbooks Give Little Aid
Records of Both Are Good Only Way to Settle
Dispute Seems to be in Squared Circle Crim
Promises to Give Sid Herbert What he
Asked For Before Signing Up
Malin Boxer Interests
two, the curd should cud In a riitlu
I that win be romomuoied In KUm
1 lh county us King as boxing gloves
:m while.
And Ineldciittilly btltb of Ihcm
Hko tlm hmks ol Ktalhktn county
and would Ilk,'' to It&y here awhile.
; The winner will May, Figure II out
l for yourself.
Jink brim, Modoc Indian, and Sid
Herbert, 61d-tltn favorite here, me
' progressing nicely in the training
I toy (heir party. In which II Is utt
. lived more gloves will ho slung Hum
1 In many means. "
" i "He wanted a tough one, did
If you want to pick a winner in the main event slug- he." mm crim. "Wen, from the
way 1 feel now, hoy will receive a
ringside package containing just
what he asked (or. I sli'lve to
ideaso."
A big turnout twill Mfttlll ! ex
pected to witness too second rlns
iippennmeo of "Ouo Hound" Hflgou,
ging match to be held Thursday evening at Scandinav
ian hall between Sugar Willie Keeler and Jack McGreer
don't let the boys show you their scrap books.
For according to press clipping in the possession of
both, neither can help but win.
Pound for pound, Keeler's scrap book is the heaviest.
Ip it is contained the newspaper clippings telling of his '" h's n'",,at K,UK'"-
rise to the championship of the Coeur Alene. where .JJfS, no
men are men and where even a street fight is liable toUiu itart tut fireworks ut s:3
involve some pretty fast men. sharp, ta a tour-round preliminary
MeGroer's book Is less Impressive 1 . i which should be a thriller.
tea, after It huppciis. are pretty sure I Advance sale Ik better than for
t- give the lowdowu and if those; the lust fight, ample ovlden c tlml
clippings are the lowdo,vn regard-: a taste of heavy b--ys Is to the Ilk-
ta poundage but equully as good us
far as exploits are concerned.
There is one thing certain. News
paper clippings about a fight, writ
ing the fighting ability of these lug of lorul ringworms,
Christmas Sale of
Fur Coats
BIG PRICE
REDUCTION
Every Fur Gnririont you buy n't The
Xoi llicni. rur Shop, we will keep in re
pair for sis months ninl store it next
summer in niolli proof plant, free of
brinrfce.
NORTHERN FUR SHOP
8 10 M ii i n St
. ..A
Conqueror Of The- Mongolian Wilds
Dr. Roy Chapman Andrews, who startled the
world a few years ago by discovering a nest of
dinosaur eggs ten million years old, arrived in
New York on November 9th from his Third
Asiatic Expedition under the auspices of the
American Museum of Natural History.
Again he attributes much of the success of his
expedition to the astounding performance of his
five Dodge Brothers Motor Cars.
Following is a direct quotation from an official
statement by Dr. Andrews upon his return to
America;
The Gobi Desert in Mongolia is the most
extensive undeveloped and unexplored re
gion now left in the world. Until a few
years ago it was retarded by the impossibly
slow traffic of camel trains, the only means
of communication.
But now it is being crisscrossed in every
direction by motor cars, or, more correctly
by one motor car, the Dodge. Sixty or
seventy Dodge Brothers cars are making
regular trips far into the interior of this vast
waste, bringing out loads of sables, precious
furs, wool and other products.
No other car except the Dodge is found there
because we have tried it out on each of our
three expeditions and have had it demon
strated to our satisfaction that the Dodge
is the only car that will stand up under the
strain of the roadless desert and do every- J
thing we ask of it.
Few people have occasion to subject their motor
cars to punishment of this severity. It is reassur-
ing, however, to know that in emergencies Dodge
Brothers Motor Car is built to meet the test
These dependable and sturdy qualities also ac
count for the fact that more than 90 of all the
motor cars Dodge Brothers have built during' the
past eleven years, are still in active service.
KJMET--
Wakefield Motor Co.
170 MAIN STREET