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KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER, 28, 1925
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Kdltor ... Tin- Hi
"NEVER MORE"
Once upon a morning early
While the dew was cold and
pearly,
And the northern geese were
honking in the swamps
Of Tide Lake,
I got out my battered Lizzie,
Boots and gun, and then got
busy
Driving south so I would get
there ere the morning's
Dawn should break.
As I sped along toward
Merrill
From my lips there hummed
a carol;
I was feeling quite content
ed, if you know
Just what I mean.
Liz was traveling quite
nifty;
Ging forty felt like
fifty
Far too early for the speed
cop; I know how to
Use my bean.
Moon was smiling kind and
friendly,
As I flashed along through
Henley;
Seemed a cinch my morn
ing's hunting wouldn't be
A dismal flop ;
Suddenly there showed be
hind me
Lights so bright I thought
they'd blind me;
"Crying Christopher," I
muttered, "can it be
That he's a cop?"
"Hey there, mister, what's
your hurry?"
He yelled at me. Grief and
worry
Wrecked my hunting trip
right there upon a reef
of rocky shoals;
That is why I sing this ditty
To a bird we ought to
pity
Gee, it's tough to get arrest
ed by a guy like
R. E. Knowles.
TERRIBLE
Did you notice tho Pino Tree nil
In tho llorald Wednesday after
noon? Wo l III iiml -here's what
nhorkod us:
ThomuH Mitghsn
"THE MAN WHO PQUND
HIMSELF" with Vlrglnln Vnlll
Tonight Only
DROWN HIM
A terrlhlo goer
Is Konnoth BSln'i
Ho nlwnya, says:
"Do you think It'll rain?"
a uoi,iKN movant
FOIl TODAY
You'll bettor bo deciding right
now what you want to glvo your
wlfo for Chrlatmna no bIio can hnvo
plenty of tlmo to change 'nor niluil.
TODAY'S EPITAPH
Poor Jim has drawn
His Inst short brenth:
He ilrove nut South Sixth
Anil was Jolted to death.
Old Mother Hubbnrd
Wont to the cupboard
To got her n drink, so she did;
Ilut when she got thoro
Tho ciipboiud wns bare;
Linn Noamlth knew where It was
hid.
HALITOSIS
I lost fair Alice,
A nlco pretty kid"! ,
Hor ma wouldn't toll her
So I wont aud did.
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DEFENDS LEGION
Denies Statements of Maga
zine That Organization
Has Reached Parting
UPHOLDS EX-SOLDIERS
Brands Statements Against
War Body as "Narrow
and Unjustified"
KAI.K.M, Oru., Nov. 2.1. il'i At
lack uii hi' Aniui linn Logon mud"
In (he N.'V-imiiImt l'J Ihhuo of tho
Cbrlitljga Csstujfy, Chicago puttllos
Hon, umi rnniiiMuuiitii.-y resolutions
'or the oibsbg council of otturehssi
art unjimtlflcil and unfortunate, do
dared Brigadier Ueaemi Ooorio
Wlilio. oni' of t'i" f)iunli"ii .f th.'
American Loglou In Frun it, vua
asked today for comment on the
gtlgcks,
lie win akt'd If In his opinion
If thoro was any basis for the
Christian Century's contention that
tho American Legion lias rein-hod
"Thn parting of the .ways'' uii On
result of ulleged disorders at the
recent nutloii.il ronvontlon. ,
Danunclatlon of the American
Lotion by the Christian Century,
baned on resolutions of the council
of Churches at Omaha, because of
allegation), thut some of the d-'le-gulos
at the national convention
wore drunk, said General Wblto. "Is
Just oj narrow and iinjillnllfli'il as
would be a denunciation of church
es by tho American Luglon bas-id
an charges that sumo pillars of t'i
church drink an tho sly.
I'ptlolllH ia'giou
"Tho high purpose of the Am
erican Legion as a whole Is fo' ) -
,!ng and sustaining the patriotic ' tv
of the country, In promoting blri
liir regard for law and order, uu.l
Ifostcrlug the highest Ideals of ri.i
IgahshlPj Is Just as firm today utnl
I Just as general an are the purpii's
of tho council of churches In ru
inating the moral betterment of .i
country.
"In undertaking to make a maud
lin show of a few delegates to a
national legion convention at S'.
Louis of a few yean nxo. the Christ.
lou Century entirely ignoren the ar
tlou of that legion convention In
shouting down a resolution adroit
ly presented for tho purpose of com
mitting the legion to the support
of wlne.i nnd beers.
Services .lust Dogtnnliuj
"Anyone who has taken the pains
to observe tho course ol tho ox-aor-vico
men coo only c-juclu.le that tho
period of their best service for
good government, for law nnd order
for community iicrvio. Is Just be
ginning now thut they have almost
passed tho hurd period of read
justment Mowing their return from
war service. Tho spirit of citizen
ship, fused III tho while heat of
service for country will continue
to dominate tho ex-sorvlce man as 0
whole through t'10 years to come
until It Icavos behind It Just as
fine n record of sorvlco as Is be
ing left by the Grand Army of the
Republic,"
PEASANTS ROAST
TWO GYPSIES TO
DEATH IN RUSSIA
Ignorant Farmers Believe That
Wanderers Bring Misfor
tune and Bad Luck
.MOSCOW,' Nov. 28. (IP) Twenty
six peusants nro being tried for
murdor for the burning allvo of two
gypsies. The gypsies, while passim?
through a woods wero attacked by
300 peasants who suspected them
of bringing the pirns mux misfor
tune. When the victims hud been
lioaton senseless, tho peasants' strip
pod them nnd placed thorn In tho
flames of u bonflie, with a treo
trunk ovor tlieni" to prevent their
oscapo. Several mon nro said to
havo nut on each end of the trunk
until the bodies hud been consumed.
PA HIS Pedestrians have organ
ised to Jrotect themselves affglUSl
the tyranny of chauffeurs.
Gnrmlsch-l'artenklrchen Electric
blOtlk signals have boon Installed on
toboggan slides In tho Bavarian
Alps.
GENERA
WHITE
N CONTROVERSY
Benefit Card
Tuesday Will
Be Humdinger
Micky Gibbons Will
Show Chuck Sams
Real Action
Although he's going to box
for charity, there wHI be ii"
charity in the right w left hand
of this promising young boxer,
Mjckey Crihboni of Etircka,
when he. crawls through the
rojies ;ii Scaiwlin hall next Tues
day night to battle for six
rounds with Chuck Sums in the
temi-windup of the, benefit card
for the Kiddies' Christinas fluid.
Although he will he out
weighed 'hv it few poUnd. iil
bong is a perfect little lighting
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MICKEY GIBBONS
machine who is always in there
with both hands, working all
the time, so the local scrapper
will have to resort to. every
known strategy of the ring to
hold his own against this wiling
little hauler.
M-ike De Pinto, who meets
Hilly W atson of Eureka in the
10 - round main event, has ar
rived in the city and worked
out this afternoon at Scandia
hall. Mike says he has been in
constant training in Portland,
and with plenty of time to ad
just himself to the high alti
tude, he promises to be ready
to step the full 10 rounds at a
lively clip, providing Watson
can stand up under his barrage
of blows for the full distance.
"I'll even the score of a few
months ago when Watson won
a decision over nic," says Mike
with all the assurance ill the
world.
Other hoys who will lake part
in this benefit for the poor
voungstcis of'Klariiath are Sid
Herbert of Klamath Palls and
Kid ('lark of Portland) who will
step four rounds in an extra
special event; lid McDonald oi
Venice, Calif.; and Kid Thomas
of Portland, iii four rpu 11 of
hefty leather pushing in the
opening card.
Seats arc now on sale tlown
town and the way the advance
tickets are going, il looks for
all the world like Scandia hall
will be jammed when the new
referee calls the boys together
for the opening bout, promptly
at 8;30 Tuesday evening.
I, OH AN0HLR9 - Jttok Dorfipsey
wants tho illy In reduce tho $10
dally license feo on his gymnasium,
which with a titnto tax, ho complains
lu denting Ills hunk roll.
TEXAS GOVERNOR
r
LUIDLbUIVO
TANGLED AFFAIR
Who is Governor and Why
is Question! Asked by
Perplexfjd Public
IMPEACHMENT LOOMS
Ma Ferguson's Husband
Score Enemies of Ad
ministration Heavily
AI'STI.V, Texu-, Nnv.'iift.
(fl't The -jit- -1 j uf whii Is
gov nior of Texas ami why, bus
been Klvrn u Niorougli Aldngj
In etatemcnlg cropping out In -iln
general BjriM'avul centering
nbonl the demand for the spec
ial HfMwioii of file legislature.
Kp, nki'r of tin- House Lee
Hatlrnvlilto df I - I ycaterdajr
In Texas ,iowMyiicr men dial
Governor Murium A. Ferguson,
in her I'xecutlve accounts, pro
reeds lit the Im Ii. i of her hus
band ami tulvfeei-, former gov
ernor .lames K. I'ituhoii.
Correspondents of New York pa
pers, however, got a closer slant on
the question, -after Ho y had. they
said, "traveled 2.000 miles for the
Interview." and '.then had to watt
until nearly mld-aftcrnoon for a re
ception at the executive office. The
Texas reporters were harred und
toltl the governor had nothing to
say.
Hushiuiil Keul Governor
Special dispatches to the New
York Times last night said their
correspondent learned that Jamed B.
Ferguson, who recelvi-il them, is the
"real governor" of Texas. Tho dis
patches say the former governor,
whose administration ended in im-
(Contlnucd tin I'aiia 8Ix)
Gunmen Coolly
Slay Fanners
In Roadhouse
Victim Killed While
Listening to Radio
Concert
GRAND RAPIDS. Wis., Nov. 2S.
(P) Two mysterious masked gnn
men stalked Into a road house halt
a mile from this city last night and
shot two men m they listened u
a radio concert.
Instant death was the fate of
one, It. A. Davis, a farmer of Por
tafre county. William Bauer, a farm
er of Wood county,! is expected to
die.
The killers challenged their in
tended victims before firing.
"Davis, we want you" calmly an
nounced the taller of the two men.
Then ho fired. Shooting from the
hip.
"Bauer, you're next" came the
fateful signal from the other man,
shorter than his partner, and he
fired, f
The gunmen then hacked out of
the door and the roar of a motor
slunved that they were escaping in
an auro.
Prank (Cap) Flatoff, proprietor
of tho Toad house, was sitting be
tweon Davis ana Bnuer when the
killers entered an. I when the bullets
found their marks.
Flatoff's wife also was In tho
room.
Briand Selects
Cabinet Heads
PARIS, Nov. 2S. () -Artstide
Brlahd officially :.nnounced the for
mation anil personnel of his eighth
ministry this afternoon. Tho Inst
obstacle to' completion vsr overcome
by the acceptance of tho portfolio
of pensions by Paul Jourdnln. The
now cabinet follows:
Premier and minister of foreign
affairs. Ariatlde Briand; Minister
of Justice. Rone ltenoult; Interior,
Camilla Chautemps'; Finnaneo, Louis
Loucheur; War, Paul Patnlovo;
Nftvy, Georges l.eygues: Public in
struction, Bdouard Daladier; Com
merce, Daniel Vincent; Public works
Anatolo Do Monilo; Hygiene, An
tono Durufour; Pensions, Paul Jour
dnln; Agriculture, Jean Dnrantl;
Colonies, Leon l'crricr,
pni.flrnvnrpnin
UU V
Warm Hearted People Of This
City Are Quick To Respond To
Appeal Of Worthy Youngsters
Eleven Dollars in Cash and 25 Boys' Books Do
nated to Fund For Unfortunate Tots
Herald Plan Has Support of the
Community Chest
Klamath's unfortunate tots are going to have a Christ
mas this year that they will never forget There are
oing to be dolls and doll dishes, books and drums and
horns and candy and nuts and all the other things dear
to childish hearts when dawn breaks over Klamath on
Christmas morning.
The Evening Herald's Kiddies' Christmas fund is off
to a good start. Working in conjunction with the Com
munity Chest organization, the Evening Herald has
promised to furnish the necessary toys for Klamath's
needy children. The Christmas Chest funds and supplies
will be needed for more material things.
A little lad with ii piping voicj called t'ae Santa Claus editor by
telephone yeste. day ufturnoon.
"Would you take Bjme bays' books for your children's fund?"
he aaked. L
Ulcus year heart, my boy, ore will take the books and gladly.
That'll tKe sort of spirit that Is going to make this fund take cire of
every unfortunate youngster In the city.
"I've got 25 good boys' books," he volunteered. "I got them for
last C'-'Ulstmas and for my birthday and thev're almost as good as new."
Those books head the list of donations to the Kiddles' Christmas fund.
It was late yesterday afternoon that O. A. Dunn, Klamath con
traetar, walked into tho office:
"I want to do my hit for the kiddies." he said quietly. And then
he sat down and wrote out his check foT So. "That's mighty fine
work yon are doing," be said. "I know that you can put It over fir the
sake of the kids." i
.
This morning a man in overalls and faded blue sweater
brushed through the door. In his hand he carried a din
net pail. In the other hand he carried a silver dollar.
"Here, take this for the youngsters," he said quickly,
and then left as suddenly as he had come, without re
vealing his identity. '
Mrs. E. G. Dreher of the Northern Fur Shop hailed one
of the reporters in front of her store.
"This is for the kiddies' fund," she said as she pressed
a dollar into the reporter's hand."
In the mining's mail there came two letters. Each
contained-aheck for $2. One was in' a woman's Hand
writing; the other a man's. They wanted to insure a
happy Christmas for Klamath's kiddies.
By way of explanation, ths Herald wants its readers
to know that the Kiddies' Christmas fund is being rais
ed in conjunction with the Community Chest organiza
tion. It has the full support of Chris Barnstable, general
chairman, and other officers of that worthy organiza
tion. But the Community Chest must use all of its re
sources to alleviate cold and hunger in the poor homes
of the citv. It will not have the f (nanMa to in k,
little toys and Christmas gifts for the kiddies. That is
1 .1 YV II . a..
wny tne neraid is promoting this tund.
We want you to give first to the Community Chest so
ihat the families may be assured of food and clothing
and bedding and fuel and other actual necessities during
the winter months. Then, if you feel that you can af
ford to do something for the youngsters; something that
will bring the smile of happiness to their eyes- then give
a dollar or two to the Kiddies' Christmas fund. You can
mail your checks to the "Kiddies' Christmas Fund" in
care of the Evening Herald.
Grieving Son
Induces Judge
To Stop Court
Wheels of Justice Come
To Stop Until Fun
eral is Over
Wheels of justice, so often de
scribed heartless, relentless and In
evitable, caiue to a dead stop this
mornlnK because of a mother's
death. Nor will they move itgtttri
until that same mother is laid tt
rest in Linkvllle cemetery.
Heath claimed .Mrs. Anna Tucker
in a local hospital last night. Her
son, Halph Tucker, is a juror In
the case of state vs. p. K. Mc
Carthy, charged with larceny on a
person, which is now being tried.
When court convened this morn
ing Tor the Second Say of tho Mc
Carthy trial Ralph Tucker was dls
traught with grief, lie asked Judge
A. Ii. Leftvltt It it wr.uld be posslhlo
for him to bo excused until Monday.
Obviously, .1 Hilar l.eavltt thought
to himself, it ovquld be Impossible
in excuse one juror and then carry
cn the trial with but 11 jurors.
So Instead he adjourned court
this morning until Monday morn
ing, when the caso of Stato vs. Mc
Carthy Will again bo rosumed.
Mrs. Tucker Will bo burled to
morrow utteruoon.
STAGE CONCERNS
MUST PLEAD FOR
STATE LICENSES
Twenty-One Concerns Fail to
Keep Accounts, Accord
ing to Requirements
SALEM, Ore.. Nov. 2S. Because
they have rnlled to keep their ac
counts according to the rules pro
mulgated by the public service com
mission representatives of 21 stage
and transportation lines have been
summoned to appear before tho
commission next Monday and show
cause why (heir licenses to operate
should not be revoked. Those who
are' to appear are as follows:
Iloring Auto Truck company,
BaU8arman Truck line, W. E. Cro
ner, Dundee Truck Service. Duplex
Express, Oriyor Truck Service, E.
M. Hurst. O. E. Johnson, A. 11.
Knouso, H, C. Lehman. Lincoln
Past Freight, Morgan Brothers
Truck line, Mount Angel Truck line,
Owl Freight line, Howard Brothers
of Sheridan, Bond-Burns Stage com
pany. City Transfer line. Robert
Bailey, llillstrom Transfer com
pany, John Day Valley Freight
line, Henry Kunz.
MADISON, Wis. Simple and vig
orous speech that the ordinary Intel
ligent man uses Is urged on Journal
ists by Glenn Frank. He would havo
them writo In the vernacular with
out being low brow.
COUNTY
Ml GAIN OF
11,632,056.71
Increase is Confined Mostly
to Public Service Cor
porations in Klamath
S. P. AND COPCO HIT
Development and Expansion
of Two Biggest Concerns.
Brings More Valuation
Taxable ucaltli of public ser
vice corporation within the
hounrhirlcn of Klnnmlu county
luia uliown un Increase in the
pitftt twelve months of .;MM.
118.71, iircordinK to official
communication received thin
niominfs by t'otinty .wuMir
William Lee from Ihc itate tax
commission. The pi-cgent as
sessed -valuation of public .!
vice corporation property in
Ivlomath is placed at S3.74B,
;M2.71. l.aM year's total was
92.401,2417.
The total assessed valuation of
Klamath Is f 28,292, 166. 71. Last
year's valuation was $24. 660, 110.
Increase of the 1925 valuation over
that of 1924 Is 11, 632. 050.71.
Increase in corporation wealth In
Klamath was confined largely to the
Southern Pacific railroad companv
and the California Oregon Power
company.
During the past year the assessed
valuation of tho Southern Pacific
railroad within Klamath county has
increased from $1,500,156 to 12.
365,543.60. a gain in twelve months
of S865.3S9.60. This increase it at
tributable, according to the connty
assessor, to the extension of the 3.
P. lines', some 30 miles north of
Kirk, which has materially en
hanced the value of the S. P. Klam
ath holdings,
" Likewise, the Catlfftrnia Oregon
Power company taxable wealth in
Klamath has increased because of
development and expansion of tho
public service' corporation. In 1924
the actual assessable wealth of fhe
power concern In Klamath was
placed by the state tax commission
at 441,322; in 19 2.1. the taxable
wealth had leaped to tS03. .159.40. a
gala over the pracedlng year of
$364,036.40.
RHINELANDER IS
BREAKING UNDER
STRAIN OF CASE
Mrs. Rhinelander on Point of
Nervous Breakdown; To
End Case Tuesday
WHITE PLAINS. N. Y. Nov. 28.
WPi The Rhlnelandar trial nearing
to Its end finds young Leonard Kip
Rhinelander ageing under the strain
Judge Isaac N. Mills, counsel for
Rhinelander, says he b golag to
expediate the case which is telling
on his client. The ordeal Is re
ported to havo brought Rhineland
er's wife to a point of nervous
breakdown.
The suit is tho main Uplc of con
versation here and gossip credits
Isaac Mills with a plan to Introduce
witnesses when the trial reopens
Monday whoso testimony will be
more sensational than an., yet intro
duced. Mr. Mills refused to com
ment on this beyond nnyln- that
he did not plah a lengthy cross
examination of the dusky wife,
Alice Jones Riiluelnnder. or her
father, Ocorge Jones, who are ex
pected to he the next witnesses.
it is predicted that Mrs. Rhlne
lander's counsel .will ask her If she
still loves and Is willing to effect
reconciliation with the husband who
deserted her a month after their
marriage last year, upon publica
tion of tho fact she !:ait nogro blood.
She Is expected to answer In the
affirmative.
Counsel for both sides- declined to
comment on a rumor that tho
father of Mrs. Jones' white daughter
brought over from England 29 yean
ago, Is now a prosperous business
man living near Poughkeepslo, N. Y.
100TII ANNIVKIUMHY
ASTORIA, Ore., Nov. 28. (P)
Mrs. Enga Bustad of this ell .- Is
today observing tho one hundred
th unnlversary of her birth. Km
was horn In Norway and has been
in the United States for 40 wars,
but speaks uiily hor uatlvo tonga.,