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KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 1925
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THE
KLAMATH
UPLIFTER
Published.
Tuesday, Thursdays nud Saturdays
(In-uliilloii Pojfl
Kdltor . ' The Hume
I.INKVII.l.K CO.OI'KIUTION
At n rousing mii'dIIiik of iho Link
vlllo cliiiinbur cif commerce the other
niniit the iiiun(i(ii r street
WIIM lIlHCIIHHfll .t 111 IU Willi eiltllUflllllllll.
'Struct r I k 11 N iir u vllul part of
our civic urn." declared Honorabla
1. ii . i n i . . in n burnt uf oratory,
which tnc thunderous applause.
"Why should m iioiuy sny longer?
Wc am it progressive people Wc do
not wnlt n quarter of century,
liny, not nvcii n decade to put any
i HirtK sorosi, Wu imliovn in speedy
action.
''Therefore,, I move you. Mr. Pra
tldeut, thm our cbumber of -mi-inorcu
no on record U fuvuriug the
Installation or hIku poiU not Inter
than April Fool' ility, U27."
Tho silence WM o tcuKc that you
could lutvn heard a iiln drop -roller
or sitfoty m PrtlldlDt Itlp Vun
Wlnklo rubbed lh ulaop cut or hl
cytin and gajsed out over that nea or
expoclaul furoit.
"1 I am overwhelmed by thin
splendid spirit or npood and co
operation," hcalammorotl, "but It
each or uh putM bin shoulder lo Hie
wheel, I know iWS 0B put It across.
Ifu a mighty lnk but I believe our
civic pride will carry uh on to uc
ceii." Tho motion wan put. and wan car
ried by a glorious majority.
A moment later the entire mem
bership Joined In singing "When
You and 1 Were Youtm. Maggie."
anS then the meeting adjourned.
TI1K W'KKKI.Y IUHCOHII
Utile Lord Kauntleroy. Kdltor
(A newu lottor tor all members or
the Uplift club.)
By unnnlmoun nctlon of the board
of directors It win decided to Initials
a movement looking toward n f0
reduction In the price or drinks. We
have adopted it slogan: "Eour bit! Is
too much ror n two-bit drink." Tho
committee expects to report proyresH
at the next meeting.
At tho next forum luncheon or the
tJplirturti, Itoy Dunn will be the chief
apeaker. Hiking for bin subject, "Why
Olrlit I.oavu Home." There will he
apodal mualc. by the Uplift iiunrtet.
compoacd of Jack tllover, Linn Nes
mlth, 1)111 Marx and Perry Del.ap.
Thoy will alnit: "You Made Mu What
I Am Today, 1 llopo You're Satis
fied." Tom Malarkey. In bin usual roalls
tle manner, will sing that OUChlttf.
hnllad, "JUST A I.ITTI.E DRINK."
Tho committee on Pair Play re
porta progress on the movement to
Induce nil duck and lease hunters
not to ntart for the mtirahos until
after 8:.10 in the inornliiR. The Up
lirterii consider It unfair to make
Traffic Cop Knuwles Ret up so early
In the morning, because of nil the
vicious road violations, speeding on
n deserted load during the early
morning bourn In the worst. Tim Upr
lirters are slartug a f ll nil to give
Mlnter KnowlcH a modal, They prob
nbly will solect u douhle-cross.
An old member, Pnul Kanlngtoii.
was reinstated In tho Uplltt cliin
thin week. He passed the first ini
tiation with Hying colors, but Bill)
Hoquontly WAS dropped from the rolls.
Since Ills reinstatement ho Is fast
rounding Into form like a true Up'
lifter.
TODAY'S HPITAPH
llunentb this mound
Lion HnHtun Jonun,
He made nine pnnuuH
With his well-trained bones,
A MOIillKX THOUGHT
Will TODAY
Kvery mnn thinks ho can euro a
cold or raise it family until ho gels
one of his own,
.
Alrt't It The Truth?
A guy I hnto
Ih DriiiiIo Qdtoh,
He nelln me "moon"
Por bonded Scotch.
a uttio prude
In Oortio Grimm,
She always calls
A leu, a limb,
Kiddies' Christmas Fund Will
Bring Joy And Laughter Into
Many Cheerless Klamath Homes
Evening Herald Wants to Make This a Banner
Year For Unfortunate Tots Who Might
Otherwise be Forgotten Boxers
Doing Their Bit
While the spirit of
Thanksgiving prevails
today, it might be
well to pause for a
moment and give a
thought for the unfor
tunate little youngst
ers of the city who
are looking forward
to Christmas morning
with some misgivings.
There are a large
number of boys and
girls who are won
dering if Santa Claus
is going to pass them
by; if, on Christmas
morning they arc go
ing to awaken in
some cheerless home
and find that tears
and hear-aches are to
be theirs instead of
joy and happiness.
This is an appeal
to you grown folks.
Just let your memories wander back through the years
to the days when your mothers tucked you in bed on
the night before Christmas. Can't you recall how ex
cited you were? How, in childish fancy, you imagined
you heard the sound of the reindeer? How you awak
ened in the morning and rushed pell nu ll into the warm
sitting room to find that the mysterious Santa had not
forgotten you during the night?
Or there may be some of you who may see a far
different picture on the seared canvas of memory. Are
there those of you who had no Christmas? Whose hearts
ached in silence because you had been forgotten?
Tim livening Herald, In conjunction with the Christmas Chest, Is
promotlOl n fund to be used exclusively In making ll a real Christmas
lot thd kiddles ( Klamath Fulls tho Utile t Is whose parents are un
ulilu to provide ilium with the little Wyland flfta SO dear to tho hearts
or the children, and without which It Is not o real Christmas,.
Those rhlldion who are recommatlded as deserving by the Christmas
Chest InvcstlKittiiiK committee will he supplied with toys; inexpensive
llltlo gifts which will make childish laughter echo through the drear
honiea, ior. the city. The Christmas Chest will take care of the families
in the way of olOtfatnf and focd and other supplies; Hut the Kvonlng
Herald's Kiddles' Christina i (and must supply the Christmas caeor lor
tile bora and gill".
First response to the Herald's appeal was made by
Johnnie Sylvester and Jack Median, promoters of the
boxing cards. Ten per cent of the proceeds of the
surrj next Tuesday night will be donated to this fund.
(Continued on race Two)
State's Wards
Will Have Big
Thanksgiving
Special Programs Pre
pared in Institu
tions KAI.EM, Ore.. Nov. 28, Today
will ho a day of Joy for the wards
of the state, all the way from the
liny tots at the state school 'for
the blind to the most hard boiled
"eight minute egg" In the peniten
tiary, thanksgiving dinners and
programs will he the order of the
day. BeoUuSO of Ha high price
lurltey will he eliminated from the
menus except In the Institutions that
do not have u large population, mu!
In some of tho others where the
officers may have a snack of tur
key.,' Here is the menu at tho stale
hospital lor the Insane:
Two thousand pounds roast
chicken; 100 gnllons glblql gravy;!
1(10 gallons fruit salad; lllo gallons'
innshed potatoes; 1000 bunches of
celery; 4 bnrrelH cranberries; 300
pumpkin pies; 800 mince pies; 100 1
boxes apples; 000 gallons cider;
(100 pounds rnlsln cake; 200 dotenj
eggs; 200 gallons milk; 200 gal
lons coffee! 200 gallons tea; loo
pounds plumb pudding, mid all
"trim mill's",
,At the ItatS penllenllnry u vniide
vlllo program and motion picture
will be put on in the forenoon.
aii the othor state Institutions
will he entertnlned by million pie
lure shows una lmvc Special Thanks
giving dinners.
-
, 1 '
f
UN
STUDENT
NEAR DEATH IN
MICU.I
ru
Frank Humphrey, Enroute 1
Home for Thanksgiving, (
is Seriously Injured
OTHERS IN
HOSPITAL
Skidding Car on Wet Pave
ment Causes Crash, Wo
man Driver at Fault
KI'fiKNK, Hie.. Sov. if I. '
Homeward lioiiinl tor Thanks
giving', I'ViiiiU Humphrey, n Mil
drill itt the UiilvcrKlty of Ore.
goii, was perhaps fatally Injur?
ml, and five oiler ivunlo uon
llli re or less wrlituf.lv llJUIl
lute yrslei-ilay eltel'itiHtll In nil
automobile aal l 'iii six mil.1 j
north of i '..:
Humphrey Buffered n fractured
skull, unit little Input are. expressed !
at the lioHpita.1 wh-r; he has liien :
tukeii that ho inlKli: liv
! Mm. Hazel Cnnter :i;ul Mr', line j
I Blllott of 1'ortlnnil. anl Vr and Mr?, i
Joint Toeves of A'lerdeen, Idaho, are
also in the hojpilal. vlctlaui of the
same craBh. Jerrv Harnard, also a
student at the aniv irslty and a bro
ther of Mr. Cantor, was baiilv
bruised and eufr-i".! a wrenche,!
huto sn-up
ones, inn returnee i- i:ie iraieiiiiiv . . , .
ho:,se vhero m. i.e. HMng. A hunter is either lost or
Mr. and Mrs. T.:eves were In ' seriously injured OUt in the
one machine, while the others were dangerous marshes of Tule
In the second car. jake according to word re-
Auto suids I ceived this morning by the
According to the story told here, . r. c. u Wl
the part;, of three had left Eugene j sheriff S ohce. Me IS W1I
ror Portland. Mrs. Cantor was :liam Hardberger, sawyer for
I
driving, and had been following an
other machine, t'.'o machine ahead
slowed down, suddenly at a road
crossing, and In attempting to slow
down Aor light bnpe, Mrs. Cantor
applied the brakes. The car skid
ded, and was struck broadsld; by
the Toeves car. Both machines
wore practically demolished.
Humphrey was thrown against
the wlnrshield and bracing of the
closed car. Mrs. Cantor suffered a
badly sprained ankle and tho ota
crs In tho mishap suffered cuts
about their faces and heads. All
were Suffering from severe shock.
GENEVA One thousand treat
ies have now been registered with
the league of nations in the open
diplomacy which Woodro.v Wilson
stressed.
CAL.EXICO, Calif. Nearly one
hundred American women have been
ordered out of Mexlcnli.
Uncle Of Kip Rhinelander Was
Once Married To Servant Girl
Declares New York Newspaper
Evening World Digs Up Evidence That Rela-i
tive of Wealthy Youth Had Same Sort
Of Trouble And Was Disinherit
ed By His Relatives
J NEW YORK, Nov 26. (AP) The New York Evening
! World cays today that Leonard Kid Rhinelander, in
ihis marriage to the daughter of a nearo hack driver.
' from whom he is now seeking an annulment, followed
j the marital example of another Rhinelander, one of his
; uncles, who twice married beneath his social position. j
! This uncle was William Copeland Rhinelander, oldest
I brother of Leonard's father. He married a servant of
; the family nearly fifty years ago when he was just out ,
of Columbia college, and was at the age of his nephew I
j who is now in a marital tangle. Nearly twenty one years
! after his marriage to the servant girl this uncle married
again tnis time to a waitress
Local Hunter
Lost In Marsh
Of Tule Lake
Last Seen of Will Hard
berger is Yesterday
At 2 P. M.
the Ewauna Box company,
and his hunting companions
have not seen him since he
plodded o.i' into the marsh
yesterday afternoon at 2
o'clock.
Authorities at Malin were
notified this morning by the
sheriff's office and plans
were being formulated this
morning to carry on an ex
haustive search for the mis
sing man.
Hardberger. accompanied by Mr.
an,l Mrs. E. J. Carter and Roy
Haren, journeyed to the 101 ranch
on the east side of Tule lake and
near BIcody Point. The three hunt
ers separated, each plodding his
way out luto tho marsh and tuies,
which border the 101 ranch. That
was the last seen or heard of Hard
(Continued on l'agt Four)
in a qutcK tuncn piace.
After his first marriage William
Copeland Itbinelander was disinher
ited by his grandfather. William C.
Rhinelander, for whom he was nam
ed. He was cut off from a fortune
or Sl.UOO.OOO. His parents, William ous men. fresh from the soil of
Rhinelander and Mathilda Crngeri their native heath In England, ur
Oakley Rhinelander. later cut him off I ,-ived a year In a strangt- country
from his share in an estate valued j and with the odds against them,
at $50,000, leaving him an Income When the late fall rolled around
of only 15,000 a year. His aunt. Miss and their harvested crops were e
Zrcna Rhinelander. who left an estnte j cure in storage shacks, they felt
of $2,000,000. did not even mention
him in her will.
Weds Servant 0ir1
William Copeland Rhinelander was
barely 21 years of age when he
shocked society in 1876 by marrying
Maggie McGinness, a servant em
ployed by his family. Miss McGinness
claimed to be the direct descendant
of an Irish king, but the father turn
ed the couple out of doors. John
Drake, family lawyer, made an ar
rangement whereby they received
$100 a week.
In 1884 Rhinelander was arrest
e.1 charged with trying to kill DruUe.
whom he accused of trying to alien
ate the affections of his wife and of-
icriog iier money to go to treianu anu
never return. Drake was shot in the
shoulder and died six months later. I
Rhinelander was never tried for the
Bhootlng.
Second Ituuaway
This Rhinelander attracted atten
tion again in 189". by a runaway
marriage with Juliette Maier,-pretty
waitress in a quick lunch place in
.Manhattan. It is believed he had ob- j
tained a separation from his first j
wife. After his second marriage
Khiuelander posed as the man who ;
had sacrificed "millions for love."
He obtained a pittance from his;
fnther's will on the stipulation that j
he would live away from New York.
For years he resided in Canada and
Brooklyn, then a city by itself, and I
finally settled down in Schenectady. I
where he lived as a recluse. The last I
known of him was in 1914, when he i
was living in a furnished room In
Schenectady, blind and paralyzed.
His second wife was still with him. 1
THREE ARRESTED S
IN BOMB OUTRAGE
chicago, Nov. 26. Two men!
and a girl were captured and an-!
other man was thought to . have '
been killed early today when scores j
of policemen ambushed a gang just I
as tney exploded a bomb whicnl
wrecked a hardware store.
Miss I.ee McClellan, Columbus,
Ohio; Fred Wuimquist and Joseph
Aveqgl were arrested. The men
wore shot about the head, in the
Chase that followed the explosion.
The supposed dead man was believed
to have thrown the bomb.
wtw c L o -a
i Will Oust Smith
As Oregon Coach
SEATTLE, Nov. 2C. lP) A new
I football coach for the University
of Oregon has been signed, but his
itlontit is not to be made known
i until December 10. Virgil Earl, ath -
tettc director at Oregon announced
hero today.
National Forest
Earns Big Profit
BAKER, Ore.. Nov, 2G. (ff)
Figures released here today show
that Whitman National forest eam
jod n pr.ifit 61 $85,427.10 duilng tho
(pnst. 12 months, The total revo
jhue from the forest was 18,264,83
j including $151,475.09 from timber
'sales and nearly ?2S,000 from stock
grazing.
MY OF THUS
CELEBRATED BT
KLAMATH PEOPLE
Community Has Much to be
Grateful for During
Year of 1925
TURKEYS
REIGNING
Football Game to be At
tended by Many, Before
Thanksgiving Dinner
; Once acain the year lias rolleil
.around to Than kmrlvinc ilnv nn,l
once again the Klamath populace
arp ' eiebratinK this day of thonks
hi''llrPeaprt"n"ar di"PO!,"ion
Today ITtbe 30M anniversary bt
Thanksgivini?, a holiday strictly
nicncan. It originated in 1021
among the Pilgrim fathers on the
hard and rocky soil of Xew Eng
land. These Coil-fearing and rouraec-
that some expression of thanks .o
the Almighty would be appropriate.
- Peelnre Thanksgiving
. So a day of Thanks was declared,
a day on which tho chores were for
gotten and on which worship pre
vailed In the morni.Tf, and feasting
and celebration marked tho late af-
j 'f110011 and evening. So fitting was
me custom ana so perfectly did it
j fit into the habits of the average
j American, that it was adopted as i
National holiday and. has so en
dured for 304 yers.
i Locally speaking. Thanksgiving
j will be celebrated Just as It will
j be celebrated fa thousands of other
; communities within the boundaries
nf Mi.. FTnltarl Qtntua Tha.a uH1
j be church in the morning, for those
who feel the call to worship at the
altar of their God. There will be
the football game in the afternoon
which will undoubtedly be well at
(Coutinucd on 1'ugo Four)
Thieves Enter
Waldorf Cigar
Store At Night
Sixty Dollars Stolen
By Unknown
Prowlers
One or more burglars last
night broke into the Wal
dorf card room and cigar
store, stole $50 out of the
safe, took about $10 from a
money drawer beneath the
counter and made their es
cape, leaving no clews be-
bind. The robbery was dis-
covered when the place was
opened for business, this
momine
. . , . .
...v r..r....... ... r...v.
believe that one of the burg
lars hid in the basement
during the evening and re
mained secreted until after
the place had closed for the
night. This could be ac
complished by lifting a
Ismail trap door when no-
body was looking. It is
thought this prowler then
opened one of the doors for
, , .i . ,r 4U
h P1' nd tna ,then
j proceeded to rob the place.
I The small safe- in which
j Ue er wag cached, had
been left unlocked, although
the burglars were compell-
ed to iimmv open the inside
money box of the safe. They
then cut out the lock from
the counter money drawer,
where they got the $10 in
silver.
There was no evidence
that the visitors had taken
any large amount of tobacco
or other articles of merchan
dise, i