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EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
SATURDAY. AUGUST 1, 192
Issued Daily, except Sunday, by The Herald Publishing
Company. Office: ""119 N. Eighth Street. Klamath Falls. Ore.
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Falls, Oregon, under act of March 3, 189.
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SATURDAY. AUGUST 1. 1925
T MAKING PROGRESS
The courts of the metropolis of Oregon have recently
agreed among themselves a cooperative plan that
they will inflict the legal penalty on drunken driver of
autOS upon convictions in said courts. Bravo, bravo ! The
plain law that has been on the statute books of this state
for several moons and which has been ignored time after
time is to be enforced.
It is, indeed, encouraging. It is even glorious news,
and a step forward in good government.
The influence of this determination to administer the
law legally and without exception will spread abroad.
Over in Chicago they have already caught the spirit.
Colonel Henry Barret Chamberlain, operating detective
for the "Windy City's" crime commission declared only
yesterday in a survey of crime conditions as they exist
in large cities: "The crime problem can be solved only
when citizens make clear to law enforcing authorities
that they must solve it in accordance with their sworn
duty or give way to other officials who will."
Commg from a high official in the department of law
enforcement, this placing all responsibility of driving
law enforcing officials upon the public's shoulders is
surely illuminating. Pay 'em for the work and then
force 'em to do their sworn duty is the slogan suggested
by the distinguished Chicago officer.
The Governor of Oregon in a special press dispatch
recently urged enforcement of law! a capitol city judge
sentenced today for moonshine operations a certain er
ring son of Adam to one whole long year in the peni
tentiary and imposed a fine of one thousand dollars.
The law makes headway and men fear the results of
crime only as officials make enforcement their first
sworn duty. And every example of enforcement suc
ceeds in reducing crime and compliments the faithful for
duty fully performed Ashland Tidings.
If you want to get in the movies, just go out to the
ball game tomorrow afternoon. The movie camera is
going to shoot the whole crowd.
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rliniuhor of romuiurcc ol'fliv Ik in
Acatpl uf litter from Mr. B
Uoyd, old time rcsUlunl of tlilii oily,
who In now yIhIUiik with her flnUKll
lor, Mm. W. M, Wmtnucr of Now
York city, aWlUl for literature on
Khiiiiutlt PftUli iih ninny eastern
people ara maklna lno,ulrlo About
uiir ally,
FIRST UKOHOIA CAB
Mr. anil Mis, A. I. I'mslier IDO
fninlly ara the first tOUrlata to Mu
tator in tha Ally from tha fur louth
orn nt.it of Qeorgla.
Prom ROXANfM
Grace and Xltoo Lytla of iionnn
tn nro among tio buitnaai rlnttora
ttara today,
PROM HTOOKTON
.i Wallace and family or Btoi h
ion, California, urn maklni a mur
I of southern Oration.
l.llllM I.AKICVIHW
Mr and M:-. ii W BtapWiiaon
or Lakavlaw ipant (rl(fty in Uta
olty on buituau tnattira,
Mona Onnvai Olovui, good alRht,
pin. lor ItOi K In 111 ut ll K lot lit ii K
Rotnnany. KAv, si0
KROM RHAtTV
i h'. J, Behntldi, raiAbv:
lioatty country, i in the
on hualnea mattnra.
Of till'
Ity iinii i
STOCK8 AND DOnDB
wa mill' ii rwinMai to tmy or null
any uarkatabla iinid loot or un-
I Im( till .miriirltli'ii.
(tOttva maTkflt for Piiritnt tUttr,
Pltnt mid Rlokonbaokar Motor i
iaoa; I'ubllo Utllltloa,
Prompt attontlon lvan nil orilora,
Oaab paid for parabaaaaj ho i"i,tr.
Quotatlooi turotabad,
HOOD liKO'l'lltJltM
h Chain bai of Ooittilaniroa ihIk.
Portland Oro,
KltOM I'llltl I.WII
Ann and Sarah Oorrlo of lortlfnd
! tint Kiit'nti .it i hi' Wlilio I'i'll. aii
I today,
vJ.h'v.'.U.iAwa
OK POUTIjAND
H, P. Wah.h nrr-lvctl In tttf Olty
j thiti attarnon frnm pofttaad mm
la stoppiiiK in tha hotol Whit PalU
tin.
Stewart's Daily Letter
Do- your bit or your two-bits for the street signs.
Go out to the benefit ball game at the fair grounds
tomorrow afternoon.
The Medford bunch may win the ball game, but
Klamath Falls will get the money; and that's the main
thing after all.
See you at the game.
S Sideswipes at Headlines
.
MILT SW.IRTWOOT)
BATTER IMP
Oh, Skinny, come on over, the
Peacock Alley Tigers are playin'
the '23d Street Wild Cats this
afternoon.
At half past one, on Sunday next
The Herald baseball team elects
To trounce the Medford Mail
Tribune In a trial to heal the raw, red
wound
That , Medford save some months
ago.
(That Modtord team is not so slow)
11 ii L now the rivals meet again,
With all eighteen of mighty men
Right on their toes and full of vim.
To contradict the umpire' whim,
Or even catch a hall or two,.
Miss a dozen, and bat a few.
Two hits admission at the gate,
llrlng all your friends and don't he
lato.
'I'he reason of these paltry lines,
Is this, The Herald believes in
Signs.
Flat on his back, and his friends
all ran,
And didn't stop for a mile or so.
To find to their horror they had
his dough.
And with this mora!, my story ends,
It's a risky job to drink with
friends.
When a man's discouraged.
When he' sad and blue.
He wants to find a change in life
.Hon't blame him much, do you?
A plane with opportunity,
Is what he wants to find.
And when he sees the plac h
wants
Me soon makes up his mind.
And coming to Klamath
Seems the best thing he can do.
And so he comes and settles down
non't blame him much, do you?
Every once in a while you run
across some poor misguided man
who thinks the Klamath country Is
the worst this side of Death Valley,
liut you can't kid the Owens valley
farmers one little bit.
B) CHAKIiKS 1'. STEWART
JfKA Service Writer
WASHINGTON. July 31. Is Rus
sia's soviet regime :trying to flood
the world with such a deluge of
bogus paper money counterfeits
too good for even an expert to tell
from the real thing that govern
ment bills and hank notes presently
will cease to he worth anything?
It seems like a large order.
Nevertheless, the story comes from
Kurope that the soviet folk are
attempting to fill it.
The Russian information bureau
in Washington which protease to
be purely commercial, without po
litical interests, but is the nearest
the soviet government has to any
thing like diplomatic representation
here- takes enough notice of the
report to say It isn't true.
However, the bureau might be
expected to itay that anyway, true
or otherwise. That's part of Its
job. '
The European version is that the
game's been going on for some
time, first from IVtrograd, then
from Moscow and. now from Kazan
or Novgorod. It's asserted tha
uioncys made in imitation of the
currency of the country it's in&nded
to be circulated In. that it's used
for the double purpose of financing
the Third Internationale s im
mediate interests in capitalistic
realms and ultimately of diluting
their genuine currencies into worth
lessness. This campaign, if it really is
being v.agt 'l, may caue a lot of-in-
cbnvenience, to say the least. Ben
counterfeits that wouldn't fool a
bank cashier, if beyond detection
by the average individual and nu
merous enough, would embarass
trade frightfully.
Imagine how annoying it would
be never to dare to accept a Lull
without submitting it to an expert
first.
Washington officials don't seem
worried, but some of the European
governments unquestionably are.
The French, in particular, say,
"We know there's no mistake about
it, tor here are the phony lulls,
turning up right along."
"How do you know they're phony
if they deceive even experts?" is
the natural query.
"Well, all but the very best ex
perts." insist the French.
H isn't, impossible the secret
service is keeping a sharp eye out
for the appearance of -any suspicious-looking
paper on this side of
the water, too. Its operatives
wouldn't say so, if they were. They
eschew brass bands.
Nut attady. Walnuts Mo, i
'jHO; Filhe-u :.' niin.il; almonds)
MJT27; Rraill nuts lSffL'U; Italian j
t'aestnuts 21. ' i
Hops steady, 92t crop 1 C fi I";
1923' ai p nominal.
Oaicarra bark quiet
eft': Oregon grape root SJtc.
s Partial Payment Klamath Featured
Plan Adopted In ' m oiaie magazine
j Inauguration of the American
Nominal at. Telephone and Telegraph Company
thrift plan for the purch of com-
I pany stock on partial payment ar-
rOItTLAND. Aug. 1 Cattle. 75; rangements will he effective In
compared week igti All classes gen- I Klamath Falls Saturday through an
erally steady; week's bulk prices: nfflco authorized by the Stato t'or
Reet steers. $6."5ftS: a few at ! poratlon Commissioner. F. It. Punn.
$S.25fi S.DO: heifers. M.50iff6; iijocal manager of the Pacific Tele
few upward to S.5U; cows. J.1.50 f phone und Telegraph company, an
nounced the new plan today.
Kliiuuith will be the "lead" uli
Ji't of the magazine, "Oregon fills-
Incss." in Hi" September Issue, nr..
Carding to Lynn P. Sabln, secretary '
Of the rhumbor of commerce, who!
received a communication I" I lis
eftuci I.U yo-Herda. ufleraooii. ll
i expected that Crater Lake will he1
featured mi the oner of the ning-
ulna,
CAUTION
The thin, extrerudy flexible
balloon casing. roPftlfid by
III" old iiiethoili, loaves a
hard, stiff section which
throws the lire off palnOQl
and quickly rulm It. Thl
Itnwkitison Byatom ellmlnati'ii
this difficulty by m iking a re
pair of remurkalil" utreuMih
.yet Just lis thin and pllnhl" a
III" balloon tiro.
Badly Injured balloon lire
nro not "through" IF thait
are repaired the IlawkinHOO
Way, A trial Will convince you.
We guarantee h repair to
ODTLAfJT TIIK TI It K, or your
money back. All tires In
npected FHKH.
g4CE
TIRE
SHOP
115 South Eleventh
We'll have those street signs yet.
I-'auioiis Strikes
Lucky Strike.
Coal Strike.
Third Strike. That's out and
She smokes cigarettes, she drinks ! all. THE END.
bud liquor, the powders, she paints,
and slays out all night, hut. she's
my grandmother anil I love ner. i AliltlVE i'ltOM j'ORTLA.Vi)
(Cottage Drove man loses his bank
toll)
A shot of moon, or niaybo two,
And it's hard to toll what the stuff
will do,
J.ai.l It. K. Rollout', business man,
.Mr::. .!. R, McCarnei and son Jack
arrived here Friday from Portland
to join Mr. McCarnei, who has been
here for the past two months. The
Portland family plan to reside In
Klamath Falls.
MARKETS
PORTLAND, Ore, Aug. 1. Eggs
extra cent higher, current reeolptfl
21); puMets 27 27 Mi; firsts 281.
28 ',4; extras 30H31 delivered
Portland.
Itutter steady. Extra icubes, city
47 'z ; standards 47; Prime firsts
45; girsts 44; Undcrgrades nomin
al; prints 4 8; cartons GO.
Hutlerfut steady. Rest churning
cream 47c net shippers track ill
Z.0HU 1.
Poultry, llgcit weak, heavy, col
ored stock steady; Ducks higher.
Heavy hens 24 25; light 18(19;
springs 19125; Young white ducks
2U(ffi22.
Onions steady. 4 4.50.
1'otatoeB stesdy, new 1.70 2.00,
08.15; hulls, mostly, 51.00; few at
15.110; best light real calves. 111,
less desirable kinds. $5.50 Hi S. 00 ;
feeder steers. 5.256.00.
Hogs, compared week ago: Hatch
ers, mostly 25c higher; pigs, un
changed. Week's bulk prices: De
sirable weight butchers. $15?fi
15.25: practical top. $15.25: n few
at $15.35 ft 1 5.50; weightier klnile.
largely J 11.50 lit 1 5.00: pigs most
ly $11.004514.50.
Sheep, 75: compared week ago:
All classes firm; strictly choice Mt.
Adams lambs, $12.50: on contract:
medium to good valley lambs.
$10. ..?r 11.50: a few $11.75 12:
fat yearlings, $7K; aged wethers,
18,5(1496. 50: u few ewes ot $4 ft 5.
PORTLAND, Ore., Aug. I .---Eggs,
firm: receipts and first up cent;
Current receipts. 29 l-2: dozen;
pullets. 27 1-2W28C; firsts, :il 1-2
32e; extras, 33 33 l-2c de
livered Portland., Itutter. firm:
scarce; extras, cubes up l-2c; ex
tra cubes, city, 4801 standards, 47c;
prime firsts, 40c; firsts, 43 l-2c;
iindi rgrades, nominal; prints, 48c;
canons, 50c; Hutterfat, firm, scarce
Best churning cream 47c net ship
per's track In zone one.
Poultry, light poultry, weak; low
er trend; heavy breeds steady.
(Less 5 per cent commission).
Heavy hens. 24c; light, 10c;
springs, tDKPZDCi young wnue I
ducks, 22c.
Vegetables, spuds, onions, steady.
Onions, 445fl; potatoes, new', $2
2.15; lettuce, $1.25 fi 1.40; spin
ach, 75c crate; radishes, 20 25c
per doz.; garMc, 17 1-2CJ cauli
flower, $1.75; cabbage. 3tc lb.
Peas 8 10c; beans, 7c pound.
Nuts, quiet. Walnuts, No. 1, 28
01301! pound; filberts, nominal; al
monds. 2 5 if 27c lb.; Brazil nuts, I S
'a 20c pound. Italian chestnuts, 21c
pound.
Hops, 1921 crop nominal at 20c.
Cascara bark, nominal; buyers
out. of market. Oregon grape root,
I -2c pound.
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The local tolophonc office win
a hmneh uf Hi.- n.'ii Tefepnorioll
BoClaffUoi eompany. which wn fArm- j
. ii several vfiirH arro to pIonor ilw-'J
direct ftlop ami partial payment
e.-tr.
Kvtv finnluV'- or Hi. 'IVlmihtm
6blBpaiiy will b a nalonmun tor the
Sccnrltli'H company and will ink- apr J
ptH-aitouM tor purOliaao of the btOCR
on oltln r a casta Ot partial payment
basiH. Since a scparuty waIch forc
wUJ not be malntainvd tln;r win be
ao added cost in operating the thrift
plan.
1'rior to extenaloii of thli arrflaxce-
meni t' )nKon, pnronaaerj of A, T.
& T. Htock had heen forcnt to make (
direct purcttasee tbrout h hrokurn.
Dnnn jinnouii cd that tftfl partial
payntont option provlilcd for draft- j
Iiik or cdotracti providing for pay-I
ftjent of $ 10 por Khnro pot month. I 9
lnt(?rHt of iix percent on nil partial j J
payment! win be avowed and in tbe !
sYont of a purchaaer deetreti to ran-1 5
eel hl.i aKrconii-iU, hft moniy will he j
r-turned plun four porcont. If
"The eioek purchased Ih not now j
or tn-uHiiry .stock", Hald Dunn, "hut -in
Htock that 1ms hocn InHuftd and
listed on thn Now York iitoclc ex
change and 1m bought for purehafiorH
through bro!;'rs who urn niotnherH of '
(lie exchange.""
Second
Annual Harvesters Dance
At Morrill Community Hall
Hay's all up Wo want to step
FRIDAY AUGUST 7th
We use "Velox" only for ALL Kodak
Work. Kodak work in at 9 a. in. out
at 5 p. m. same day
,'(itiniinin.iiivn.Kimin
MUNICH. The rocont census
takon In Bavaria shows tho popula
tion to bo 7,898,677. Tho total
represents an Increase of 343,211
Imso 1919 and of 51 0, 440 since
1910.
AUTO PARTS
Quality Piston Rings and Mackay Valves
Will put New Heart in your Car
A good stock at
VANDYKES PARTS CO.
502 S. Gth. Phone 016
"New pnrU for all cars'
Hie Hub Tiro ShpP"
Weather Forecast
For Week Is Given
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SAN FRANCISCO, Aub. 1. TJie 'E
weather bureau forecast for the
efllulng week for the Pacific co.ist J W
as follows:
Fair in interior: C insiilerablo ! &
OlOUilfnOBs anil tng along coast; (A
tomp'oraturoa normal. The fire u- f
aril will - ontlniio relatively hlli In I f
all Interior sections and low on IIi'm V
Coast. j
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VKOit PoU VmilM?
Mr. John MctaU, wife of one of
I lie prominent dairy nusn In Hie f'ie
Valley country, stopped In the city
yesterday.
A Duty Every JVIother
Owes Her Children
Children who are taught habits of ilnifi early jn life
will seldom be f(unl ambngf the tailurds later on.
Staii your ihilil (in the right pfttli with a savings account, You can
start with one dollar m- mpre. We will lend you one of our handsome
little coin banks, to lake home. It will surprise yon, as well as the child',
how rapidly the bank aceouiil will grow front the odd nickels and dimes
Ihe book bank collects.
"The habit of saving is itself an education. It
, fosters every virutc." Theodore Munger.
I.IUVIXti COB IDAHO
A. I,. Deanils and Paul Kdmun or
Algoma, arrived ihcro last evonlmt
and after spi.ndlnn "the week-end
horo, will leavo lor Idaho whore
they plan to royide.
The First National Bank
V Members Federal Reserve System
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