WEDNEDAIf, JUNE 17, 1021 PAGE TWELVE THE LUMBERLOGUE PORTLAND WATER INI FOR LUST MONTH Many Cargoes Total 32 Per lf - Cent Higher Than ! i Last Year J , PORTLAND, Oregon. L umber Mdilpmcnta from tho Columbia River i i during tlio month of May amounted to 91,788.109 feet. This is an in crease of 29,427,329 feet orer the same month for the yenr 1924 or an increase of nearly 32. Of this amount 62.000,000 feet was cloared from Portland and 39,000,000 feet jTrom Astoria. As was the usual case, the larger amounts of foreign and intercoastal shipments cleared from Portland while the larger amount of domestic shipments clear i ed from down river points. One ' surprising Item in Portland's ship ments was the fact that coastwise shipments were larger than either the foreign or the Intercoastal. This is not usually true of Portland's shipments. Lumber shipments from Portland the first five months of t J 9 25 have been much greater to domestic porta but not as large to foreign markets. A year ago we 'were in the midst of the large ship ments to Japan due to the earth quake there and the records made at .that time In foreign shipments are liable to last for some time. Dur ing the month of, January alono n 1924 shipments of 05,000,000 feet wcro made from Portland of which more than 40,000. OOu feet were de livered in Japan. The intorcouslal and coastwise shipments from Port land however have showu a very gratifying Increase duriug this year and every month so far has shown an Increaso over tho same month of the previous yenr. More than 37,000.000 feet mora have been shipped this year to these ports and during the same period Inst year, Tho figures for the Columbia River show that mora than 3,000, 000 feet per day were shipped from the Columbia Kivor and eliminating Sundays and holidays the amount placed aboard steamers each day ap proximates 4.000,000 feet. An in teresting shipment clearing during June was the Atlantic whieh cleared on the first with 3.391,206 feet of lumber destined for various west coast ports in South America such as Peru and Chilo. This is a large shipment for any steamer to take and a particularly large one for this district. It consists of fir and pine lumber and fir timbers. Other items carried by this vessel wcro flour, cereals and dried fruit. Tho West Keats of the Oregon Oriental Line cleared on the second with a cargo consisting of 3,779,757 feet of lumber tor delivery in Japan, China and the Philippines. This ves sel also carried flour, newsprint and other supplies for this district. Another shipment of interest this month is one of 2.S00.000 feet of piling and lumber for Guaymas, Mexico. Shipments to this port have been quite regular during the past two months. EiiA MILL INSTALLS NEW I E DEVICE Kwniuia mill Installed a selective taper on tho carriage, last Saturday night. ' The now. taper will allow use of the so-called Rhodes system of sawing, whereby tho logs are sawed parallel 'to tho bark rather than to tho Jieart. The advantage of this method of sawing is that all of die sap, which in pine contains the shop and upper grades, is saved, Instead of being slabbed off, lYevenl rarest Kiros TO lU'Y .VIRP1.AXK Rumor has It that Dusty Han neu wilt presently buy an airplane similar to tho one owned by Ace Jackson. Jackson, whoso ennouncc ment appears elsewhere in this is sue, is now agent for the Lincoln Standard Homicide machine, and It is understood that he has sold ono of them to Hannen, delivery of which will bo made later. Prevent Forest Fires J. M. Red ford returned from a visit to the McCloud Lumber com pany and several other lumber manu facturing companies in northern California. Mills throughout that section are running to capacity, ac cording to Bedford. WaMedl D II . St t i once' ! ! ! cMen with war records, or men who have been married a long time and who are not afraid to face the worst, to engage in an enterprise at once thrilling and hazardous. Having been appointed sales agent for certain lighter-than-air machines, I now wish companions in misery. I am prepared to offer special induce ments to those who wish to buy machines in flocks or singly. Demonstrations will be cheerfully given some time next year, as soon as I can find out where to put the parts I now have left over after working six months assembling my own machine. Have not tried as yet to fly my machine, but the catalogue and blue prints accom panying it say that it will fly, hence am con fident that action will soon be forthcoming. I would recommend early registrations, it being quite possible that for one reason or another I shall not be in a position to talk business after my initial flight; Ace Jackson PELICAN CITY AIRDROME J .. .. ! OK: .'.' " ' ' MILLING AROUND It might help - some if they'd change tho motto on tho American dollar from "In God Wo Trust" to "Abide With Me." We sadly admit our t runners are on their last legs. America has found wnuttng. tccn dried and ' i ,;! ' AMl'l.K "At HilB spot I rescuod a lady from drowning!" "Were you rewarded?" "Yea, My wlfo divorced mo short ly afterword!" i FIXIXl Mrs. Gabb So your husband ob jects ,to cats." Mrs. Stnbb Yes, Indeed. Ho snys that I feed all the cats In tho neigh borhood. Won't you stay and uavo ten? . A WISH HOY , ' Teacher lturoUl, iu the sentence "1 saw the girl climb the feuce," how many I s would you use? Harold Bofo of 'em, teacher. A 8TH.VXC.K CASK They tell of a strango case lu a small Missouri town. A man com plained of pains in his heel. His physicians removed his t teeth but tho pains continued. They removed his tonsils, and still tho pains re mained. As a final resort they ro- moved his shoo and tho X-rny ro realed a long-embedded ncedlo hi his heel. '.." " When tho sun canio back in sum nicr and the winter's winds wore spent, And the minora left tho country, where thoy hadn't made a cent. Empty cabins, rude reminders of the days of nincty-nlno Stood along the Arctic river fringed with spruce and acrubby pine. 'Right after their marriage the goldfish took his brldo for a trip around the globe. Prevent Forest Fires Sl'ItKKNDKK Wife (with nowspapor) Just think of it! A couple got married a few days ago after a courtship which lasted fifty years. Husband I supposo the poor old man was too feeble to hold out any longer. XOK FOR II KR Him Is the pleasure of ihlu dance to be mine? Her Yes5 exclusively. , IHIHI 1 1 1 Ul'fil ORDF.K OF DKMKIMT "What did the boss say to you for being an hour late on Satur day-" ' " "He gars' 'me. tho D. C. M." "What's that?" "Don't como Monday." It is undoubtedly true that whis key has killed more men than bul lets, but we would rather bo full of whiskey than full of bullet. . KYK8 ON- THE ROAD Fozzloton What are yon f.klnj tho mirror out of your car for? Uozzloton Oh, just to bo on ire safe sido. Fozzleton How so? Dozzlcton :ly wlfo is going to drive tho car today. MAY NEVER SEE 'EM AGAIN Well, .we thought Sunday morn ing, this is a beautiful day, and maybe we had better call up all our friends who own cars and bid them goodby. , ' " FORCE OK HABIT Surgeon This man's injuries are peculiar. How did he get hurt? Hospital Orderly Ho was a chauffer before he enlisted, sir, and when tho nule stopped he crawled under It to see what wns the matter. A NEW SUPPLY "I suppose your automobllo helps you to forget your troubles? "Yes, my other troubles." A dumb dora Is a girl who think l a mushroom is just another name for a coupe with curtains. Prevent Forest Fires ' ! : ' Hrcam Clouds Their life had been very hippy. Not a cloud -had marred It. Thon one morning tho wife came down to breakfast morose and wretched. She would hardly speak to him. Finally the young man Insisted that he be told why his wife was treating him so badly. She looked up with tears. In her eyes and said: "John Smith, If I dream again that you kissed another woman I won't speak to you again as Jong as 1 live." Not Jealous , I'M. A . I ( I f .A-AnM - nMll K. Sugarman I Ain't Mad at Nobody r X Buy Dad a Tic ! Father's Day 't June 21st "' The third Sunday in June hig been set aside as Father's day, a day in whieh Fathers are to be shown an occasional special honor. (Let us suggest, if you observe this day, as it is being done nationally, that you buy Dad a tic. Don't ask father what he wants:- But give it to him this time. Poor old Dad often the most neglected member of the family however he is not to be overlooked this time for there is a tie or something for every Dad in town. t T ? ? T ? ? ? ? T X ? f ? ? ? r T T T ? T Silk Crepe Bate ball Ties, Novelty Colors - $1.75 Silk Poplin with Hdkf. to Match, Rayon Silk Knit, Roman Variated Colors 50c Silk Bow Ties, all Colors and Styles j53 50c to $1 New Sports Flan nel, Bright Colors Snappy , $1 Pure Silk Cravats. Floral and Stripe Patterns $1-25 $1-75 r Among Other Suggestions j & for Dad on Fathers' Day & Collar attached shirts A, Cuff Links Belts A Hats A Collars Pajamas f Vacation Luggage . Handkerchiefs t I Where You Buy Good Things and Right I Things Hart Schaffner 8C Marx, for example I I s -... ' t Ting! Thore Is another man." He: "Toll me his name and ad dress." , She: "You are going to kill him?" Ho: "By no moans! I want to soil him the ring." ' , Decidedly Not v Jack: "Is your engagement a secret?" Tom: "No the girl knows It." Strange she should reject Robert; he has such a fino 'family treo." "Uut the man she accoptod boa a fine busineis plint." . ' The girt 'who awears that she has never been kissod has a rignt to swear, ' t4 ' 1 A Milwaukee phyalclsn says a man can lire on a diet o( llmborgor alone. Alone Is right. ' i It Is a eood Idea, to kiss tho children good night, if you don't mind waiting up for them. Near beer Is about as satisfactory as wfoklng at a wax figure In a department store window with u The fellow who alw.iys says ho foels like a two-yoar-old should sig nify whothor ho moans colt or eggs. The trouble with some men who attempt to cmutato tho' busy boe Is that thoy think they liavu I) sting everybody. Life romlnds us of a chockor gnmo In which you must keep moving and taking tho Jumps. (JO I IHIIING I). A. Turner, who Is visiting with his sons, Noul and C. Turner, In Pollcan City, took a fishing trip nhovo C: ti 1 1 or ii 1 1 Sunday In com pany with C, Turner. They re turned Sunday evening with a good catch, In which was one trout weighing sevpn pounds dressod, which was caught by I). A. Turner. Prevent forest Klres i Congross cnncls about 300 lawH a year, D. A, Kenyon 439 SIXTH, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON Coal Iron Steel , Bojts and logging equipment Oldest and best equipped shop in this locality ,in connection. ( PUD, Jill JO lIBI UDIKVVU UO J am going W five you back jjour 'V ' ' . .1, '