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Irrltublu Husband (to wlfo driving
a nail) However do you expect to
Milling Around
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knock a null I" "H w"h 4
clothua brush? Fur gjoduesu' aalto J
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FINE
Lathe Work
and
Machine Work
Sawmill and box factory men are
fast learning our work satisfies.
For speed and accuracy, bring your
rush jobs to us I
Acme Motor Co.
400 Sixth Phone 680
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WELDING
j'w M'ei'e"ugh--1 lonk the cov
er off my radio lust night una gut
culm, i
Jlolulo 'Siuuliriuld That' nothing
I lld the cover oft mine lastulglit
and got Capetown.
Mickey Doliiuliliteiylluinph. 1
tuuk. tin; cover off my bed und get
Chill.
Ask Paul Bunyati
I mndo tho wnlcb bo used. It had a
crowbar for a second band and usod nine
acri of glass In (hp crystal.
Bond In your witch to mo, woll parked,
and I'll return It to you by parol pout.
Oran W. Loud
107 SOUTH HKVh.NTII
IIAIIT DLII.DINa
TAILORED
CLOTHES
are an economy
made as I make
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j. v. lofquist
Tailor
US So. 9th St.
Klamath Falls, Ore.
Fine Materials
Fine Workmanship
4L Directors Start
13th Semi-Annual
Meet In Portland
Tortland Flf logglnb on tlio wont
count underwent further curtallniont
lam wook whon several lnrgo cum pi
woro onllroly cloned and fill I its and
buckors lulil off at others, accord
Ing to roporla from various 4L nm-
ployinont service offices rocolvcd at
4L houdquurtors horo today. Tho
curtailing nl of log production In nl
prosont moro marked In tho Timet
Bounty and Orioa Harbor districts
than It la olsowhoro.
I,ogglng and stiwmllllng In the
plno dlatrlcta of Eastern Wnshlng-
ton4, Oregon nnd In Idaho, nro at
seasonal hulght, tho report show.
and practically nil lumber opera
tions thoro nro busy. Condensed
roporta .from tho various 4L offices
aro as follows:
Urny Harbor In eurrli of work,1
olaowhoro and thoro nro very tow
men out of work olthor In Iloqulam
or Aberdeen.
'Forgive Hie, Grace, know 1
uliouliln't huvo kissed you."
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AW, go oil, uml Mi" t nil i uui f
sure. You wiped your up.) on my
collar after you did." i I
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rhii.wl'j virgini iniuiiii.-u inoir
lamps u nil had HKhl. Hut who can
tell whuiii-llw foolish virgins trim-
Ablo -(reudllig ropurt of football
gumu) 1 seu where your son lost
twenty yurus.
Iksy Whut, ao carelaa! Veil, 1
bet It was only gingham.
Tho height of cominotlon
la two skeletons doing u
dunce on a tin danco f I 'or
wo hear
modern
April 1st.
I went auto riding Ibis ovenlng
with a chap named George. When
bo diovn up In a ford 1 felt like
stalling out of tho date. When he
brought mo bume I let him kiss mo
koodnlght twice.
April 2d
George, tho same fellow 1 was
out with last night called f ir me
tonight In a new lluick. Wi: hid
a lovoly time and I let nun Kii.i
mo goodnlKlil ten times.
April 3d
Haven t time to write any more
this ovonlug. George Is waiting uul'
Ido for mo In a Kails Hoycc.
April 4th.
VVus too tired to go to work to
day. Hut there's one euro thing.
I'll never go f-r another uuto rid
with George without my roller
skates.
"Is Mrs. Drown at homoS" i" :uir
ed the someVhal belaied caller.
"Buro and tluv'ro both ut 'home,'
replied llrldget, the new parlor maid
brceilly, "but you can't seo thl.n
They're stripping for dinner."
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mod 111 thu durkT
Headline
Insane Man Found In City Hull,"
The remarkable part about tho mat
ter Is tho fact that no was dis
covered, i
A sorority freshman named Hannah
Once slipped on n peel of banana
Khu lit with a squash
And said, "Oh my gosh!"
'1 fear I have Deltacd my Gamma."
ALGOMA ITEMS
Tho Algoma bill team and fol-
lowcra of tho sport migrated to
Lamm's mill Sunday where a hard
fought g.imo ensued, Lamm's coming
off tho victors with a scoro of IS
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Deputy State Firo Marshall E.
Wolfe ""t several dayj In Rlgoraa
last week standardizing the firo
fighting equipment for the Algoma
Lu.i.Ikt company.
Jlr. Pellett of Klamath Falls vis
ited the Algjma Sunday school Sun
duy. Mr. and Mrs. II. 8. Wood attend
ed the M il.ier's Day service at the
Methodist church In Klamath Falls.
Russell T-euataha and small son
Fred.!, whj wcho recent vlrttms of
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Is visl.lng at the Treua'.ha home. JJ
I.lttlo Alice Loftsgaard, daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. B. J. Loftsgaard,
is suffering from an attack of
Did You ever notice how carefully some
people watch the tires on their car, and
their toe may be sticking out of their shoe?
It is just as important that your shoes be
kept in good condition as it is to have your
tires in good shape.
They Wear Longer Feel Better
If you send them to a man who has had
years of experience and all of the latest
equipment, you are bound to get first class
work.
Send In a Pair Today
Tough
Wife (with suilii'ii Inspiration)
Dear, bow would Ilka to have mo
ther for lunch?
Husband No thanks. My diges
tion isn't what It used to be.
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TACOMA i Labor turnovor In
camps and sawmills of this district
lust wook showed a heavy Increase.
Nearly all of the local mills are con
tinuing tho flvo-dny week. Thoro
nro almost no . skilled workers out
of employment hero, but thoro la
still a surplus of common labor.
SEATTLE Logging on Pugot
Sound was further curtailed last
wook whon tho Clspus, Cnrlsborg,
Cavnno, and 1'uget Sound Mills &
Timber companies' cum pi wore clos
ed dawn. Fullers and buckera huvo
been laid off at tho Westfork Log
ging Co.'a camp. Sawmills of this
district are, for tho most part, con
tinuing tho flvo day wock. Another
largo fishing' crew went north lust
week. Added street repairs In Sont
tlo huvo required a lot of extra
hulp. House building Is acllvo.
Thoro aro fow skilled men of any
description now unemployed.
SKOKANK Itullrond section and
grading work In this district Inst
wock required) mora uddllloonl help
thun did any industry. Ktuto roud
building In Northern Idaho also Is
getting started; tho state's program
calls for 100 miles of new highway
tills year. Practically all sawmills
In tho Inland Kmplro aro operating
nnd most of tho summer logging
camps are now running. Men, moro
than Is usual, nro hiring direct on
tho Job und thoy nre working more
utoadlly. Labor turnovor is most
Industries is very light.
PORTLAND There la no sign of
a lot-up in logging netivlty nlong
tho Columbia river. . Practically all
camps iu tills district nre opuintlug
will full crews. Labor turnovor
continues extremely heavy. Obor-
titlng achiidulos of local sawmills ro
nuiln tho antno ns for many wooks
pnBt, Tho foroior Cnmoron sawmill
nt.Ooldonilnlo, Wn., down for the
past iyonr, will atari cutting ngnln
this wook under now management.
Htroot paving and other municipal
work horo hits boon Incroasod. Culls
for' farm anil dairy help load all
domands (or labor.
AD1DRDKEN .Falling nnd bucking
operations hnvo boon aloppod nt sov
oral moro camps In Ornya llnrbor
district. Thoro has boon no clnngo
In oporatlng time of local sawmills.
County and city stroots and road
work has absorbed practically nil
tho surplus of com moo labor ithat
was brought about two weeks ngo
when five' large loggljig, camps .oons-
ed operations, Unemployed exper
ienced loggora appear to liavo loft
LAMM'S MILL
Mistress ot tho Home I am n
womun of few words. If I beckon
with my hand, that means "Come."
Tho New Servunl That suits me,
mum I I'm also a womun ot fe,v
If I shako my head It
I'm not coming."
words,
mouns
Whero C'ush Is !;ue
Tho wages of slu Is a check from
a confession magazine.
Ot'lciitmiiiii
"Before Prohlbllon," said tho girl
at tho swilchburd In tho big hotel,
"I would sometimes get n ring from
a room upstairs nn da husky volco
would nsk, "Say, what's tho -nnmo
ot this hotel? 1 Now, I sometimes
got n ring nnd the is mo kind or a
husky volco asks, 'Say, what's tao
nanto of this city:
flu.
Mr. and Mrs. 1. Abbott were en
tertained on their first wedding an
niversary at a dinner arranged by
Mrs. Abbott's sister, Mrs; Wise
carver, of Klamath Falls. After
dinner Mr. and Mrs. Abbott motor
ed to Modford, whero they visited
with Mr. Abbott's father and mo
ther. II. Sowcll is confined to liU home
with influenza.
Tho classes of Principal Plorson
at tho Algoma school are having an
enforced vacation during Mr. Pier
son's Illness.
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W. W. Connors
Next to Herald Office
Shop
LAMM'S CAMP
Disaster
"Wcro you ever in a milroad dis
aster?" "Only onco. Thon I kissed tho
wrong girl going through tho tunnel."
Folks meaning Modoc Pointers
We aro going to bo represented j
In tho Lumberlogue. and wo givo i
you fnir warning that theso stunts j
you hnvo been pulling off aro going
to be handled without gloves.
Thoro Is only one way to prevent It.
When you are guilty como through
handsomely. Seriously though,
there will bo no thought of "Get
ting back" in this column, and It
you nro gently rapped take It In tho
spirit iu which it is given simply
fnii. ,
J. IJ
gono
Ogcn.. boss carpenter, has
to California for a vacation.
A Mirror of Tragedy
Cluudo Houghton superintendent
of enmp left on Wednesday for Mod
ford tn bo gono until Monday. K.
P. Brady Is In chargo while Mr.
Houglilun is away.
ICd (Ikoy) Qubernlck government
chock senior Is quito n troquont
visitor In camp now o'dnys, Ikoy
says ho likes tho chuck hero.
I). L, MiiCoy, govornmout senior
hero recently moved his wlfo nnd
child here trim tho Agoney.
Mrs. Clnudo Houghton and John
Johnson from Klamath Falls wore
camp visitors on Monday afternoon,
Mr, and Mrs. W. 10. Lnmm nnd
llttlo daughter W'lnlfrod from Mo
doc H'olut vlsltod tho camp on
last Saturday afturnoou.
13111 11da has just complotod him
solf a now underground collar. Ho
says that lio- expects to sloop cool
this summer. '
Cocll Lowe la lotting his board
grow out, suys that tho mosqultoos
don't blto J hnrd.
Tho weather horo has ' boon ronl
cool 'and rainy for tho last wook, A
short eoason this time.
H, (Socloty Rod) .Pygnll rocontly
reported as cleaning up nround camp
has been promoted to' official pud
pooler,
world of tragedy Is mirrored In the fnco of Mrs. MUry E. Perry, widow,
of Los Angeles, Calif, She has borne three sons. The youngest, Louis,
in, whom tho mother cnllo "my baby," Is In mui-dorera" row In San
Quentln prison, whero ho will bo' hanged for killing a policeman. ' Tho
othorjwo enna, Oscar, 14, nnd Roborti 21, nro in San Quentln undcMlfe,'
.1 . - sentences tw highway roWwry. '.p,,", , "; , 1
Ho will visit his father and sister
whllo' there. i
Tbe planing mill has started run-
ining two hours over time live
j nights a weok. '
Sam Ellis recently mado a trip
j Into Idaho, stopping over in Port
land. Sam says they have some
curious habits in the big cities.
Actually saw people eating pio with
a fork. . . '
Mr. and Mrs. McElwIn received
word today that their daughter, who
has been seriously ill In San Fran
cisco, is Improving.
Mr. H. B. Damon, tho village cut
up. Saturday nigbted in Klamath
Falls, stopping at Ye Arcade Tav
ern. Mr. and Mrs. Miller were under
tho caro ot a doctor Monday from
tho effects of ptomaine poisoning,
caused by eating ice cream Sunday.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Dixon, who were of
tho party, wcro also l::'.'-r"s"d.
Andv Chldestcr tut. I his car
again Saturday night-
Bill Spankler lost his head com
pletely in tho ball gnina Sunday.
Hill snys It didn't bother him as ho
seldom used It anyhow.
Tex Harrison pitched some ball
Sunday. In tho fifth inning ho
pitched eleven balls and funned
three men. i Two of them were foul
tips on tho third strike. If Tex
keeps this up we',11 cop that pen
nant. .
It is a mystery how Hnnk Goudy
gets his legs untangled aftor run
ning four bases.
A prnctlco gamo between Al
goma nnd Lnmm's mill was played
at Lamm's mill Sunday. Tho boys
showod up well for tho first game.
Some . errors woro mado, but
thoro was some mighty nifty stick
work. Tex Harrison for Lamm's
and Cnrl Englo for Algoma pitchod
airtight ball.
Mrs. Buttortiold heard some ono
say that cnurcn stole a oaso. &ne
vehemently denied It. She was
watching hlin all tho time and ho
didn't tako a thing. Besides, she
knows that boy la honest.
Emmot Chldostor has a badly split
finger us a result of tbo ball gamo
Sunday.
. Dutch Kitchin has recently over
hauled hla Ford, adding a new main
spring. He claims he has no trouble
now In making twenty miles per
hour down hill, v
K. C. Pierson was heard, to re
mark that he would like to have
tho Hornld circulation manager
conio... out . to. Modoc Point. He
would llke'i to Introduce him to sev
oral birds that -are In the habit ot
borrowing his paper,.
D. A. Kenyon
439 SIXTH, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
Coal Iron Stetel - '
Bolts and logging equipment
Oldest and best'equipped shop in this locality
in connection.
NEW OFFICE MAX
' W. L. Quinn, formerly with the
Hammond Lumber company In its
Portland office, is now with tho
Shaw-Bertram Lumber company, re
placing W. West.
HERE FROM CALIFORNIA
Mr. and Mrs. J. R. McGrew were
Klamath Falls visitors from Smith
River, California, where Mr. Mc
Grew is connected with tbe lumber
business. '; - .
Co
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Sense
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will tell you the more and smaller the
voids in hollow tile walls
The
More Insulation
You Get
SPECIFY AND DEMAND l
Six Cell Columbia Square Tile
Six Cell Interlocking Tile
Porter Construction Co.
Phone 13
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